waifu time
>>77505113
not pure anymore
>>77505113
That ginger bastard will be 60 years old and he will still have a teenager for a wife.
I can't believe she fell in love with that ADHD-riddled Jew.
>>77505289
>tfw hating fun has a price
>>77505113
It's always "waifu time". Literally the only things that /co/ actually does is bitch about Tumblr/SJWs, bitch about how literally every comic and cartoon ever is apparently total garbage, or drool over waifus.
And naturally, when you try to call these mouth-breathing retards out on their bullshit, they just dismiss it with some sarcastic, condescending response, usually in the vein of "Where do you think you are?" Fuck this shit board and this shit website.
>4chan doesn't support vp9 video codec
>>77505404
Find something you'd like to talk about and make a thread about it.
And stop getting mad on the internet.
>>77505195
>>77505235
>>77505289
HEY GUYS, I'M JEALOUS OF A CARTOON CHARACTER
Seriously, every single fucking thread devolves into you idiots spamming your R9k spaghetti over the fact that your waifu is canonically taken.
>>77505472
That's some foul-smelling vagina I tell you hwhat.
>>77505315
my man
>>77505404
Here's your (You).
But in case you're serious: You're forgetting storytimes, arguing over interpretations of the DC and Marvel movies, talking back at Arrow and Daredevil and all the other TV crap, speculation about business news and actor casting...
I mean, there might not be other content you like on /co/, but saying there's no other content is just outright bullshit.
Waifu for laifu.
>>77505235
That's what I like about teenage girls; I get older, they stay the same age.
>>77505565
There's also threads for new pages of some webcomics as they're released. I mostly come here for the KSBD and Poppy threads desu
>tfw I can't get crushes on fictional characters any more because I can't even muster up a fantasy where we'd actually get along and have an emotional connection.
God tier Gravity Falls chubby husubando who would be awesome in the sack.
Soos aoverrated
>>77505404
>Literally the only things that /co/ actually does is bitch about Tumblr/SJW
That's actually pretty weird because /co/ is full of tumblrtards. I mean, /co/'s users and mods get triggered just as easily.
>>77505492
You didn't have to come here, but you did.
>>77505928
I've seen a lot more bitching about tumblr than actual tumblrshit on here.
>>77506296
This. It's absurd.
>>77505113
>mavis
>>77505591
Good taste sir, I bet you are a wonderful husband.
>>77505404
Be the change you want to see.
Curvy and cute
>>77505431
Spooky background
Ya'll know
>>77505195
Fuck off.
Assholes like you are the reason we can't have loving superhero families anymore.
>>77507158
this nigga
its only a 12 year age difference! I'll take 'er as my daughter or wife!
>>77507357
>not her mom
>>77507410
>not her other mom
>>77505481
I agree. And I love that damn Dracula so much.
>>77505404
Yeah there's a lot of unconditional hate for everything current which is true but anon is right, just make a thread about what you like/want to talk about and those people will arrive if they wanna talk. I don't give a shit about Adventure Time but instead of bitching about Adventure Time threads I just don't go on them. I like ANAD and read people bitch all the time, but sometimes if I'm like "hey I think it's cool and that my opinion" other anons will come out of hiding and agree. But you should leave this board just to be safe
>>77506436
I try, Anon. I try.
A lot of people's second or third favorite, but she'll always be my one and only
Surprisingly there's a lack of furries in this thread.
>>77505195
she's a milf now
its a work in progress
>>77508511
>tfw no Kangaroo mom
>>77505113
She's supposed to be Elvira right?
>>77507614
Mah nigga
I need more r34 of her
>>77508860
10/10
>>77507410
>liking the broken necked bitch
>>77508984
>Either one will do
A betrayal to the very concept of waifu. Plus, they're totally different people.
Only when I sleep...
>>77505929
I came here because I like Mavis, dipshit.
>>77512538
I see you like your waifus manic depressive.
>>77512683
She's fond of fart jokes.
>>77511684
>A betrayal to the very concept of waifu
Tell that to these dipshits:
>>77508860
>>77509536
Just Yukari my shit up senpai
Jesus, /co/
Is there a time when you're not obsessed about sex?
>>77508860
>>77509536
>>77513278
>having more than one waifu
You dumb asses
>b-but the middle one if the most important one so it's all good
no fuck you.
>>77513441
Says the guy who likes the inferior Demon Sister.
does anyone have the template to make a chart? the big one with several levels, please
>>77513563
If you say you're favorite is Kneesocks I'll drive all the way to Baltimore and fuck you to death, you hear?
>>77513584
Fuck no. Scanty is the superior choice.
Also, you'd miss me by a few hundred miles.
>>77513563
>Stocking
>inferior in any way shape or form
>>77513619
We've been over this, CQC.
Scanty > Stocking = Panty > Kneesocks
>>77513689
Boco, do you want me to drive all the way to Baltimore and fuck you to death? Better bump on Kneesocks on that powerranking
>>77513441
>not having 105 waifus
>>77513725
I'm not in Baltimore.
And Kneesocks is comparatively worst girl, I'm sorry.
>>77513741
fuck you, how can you claim Panty to be better? I know you're wiafu is a skank, but still
>>77513756
Panty is a bro. You don't fuck her, you chill on the couch and riff on a bad movie together.
Or go out to some club and she tries to get you laid.
What does Kneesocks have that Scanty doesn't do better?
>>77513689
You fucking idiot, the order goes
Stocking > Kneesocks > Panty > Scanty
>>77513388
Oh fuck right off.
>>77505113
Posting the waifu before thread deletion.
>>77513822
Panty is not a bro, she's a textbook ho.
A better figure, a better haircut, glasses, more attachment to the rules, better fashion sense, blue is better than red.
>>77513839
See this guy? He's got his priorities right. Thanks BBQ Bro
Barring the three chart fags this is the first real waifu thread we've had in ages.
>>77513903
>A better figure, a better haircut,
I chuckled.
>>77513875
Superior waifu coming through.
>>77513978
>he doesn't like her spiky ponytail
How does it feel to nonburnable living breathing human trash?
>>77513991
W-what the hell are you doing to me man, oh god.
>>77514024
What can I say? I like long, thick hair. Ponytails are too restricting.
And lets not forget the awesome rack.
>>77513978
Obsessing over giant breasts indicates mommy-issues, boco
>>77514062
Bitch if you want an awesome rack then come over to the Stocking side.
>>77507345
>Riley
You have a great taste, senpai.
>>77514115
Sorry, I have a weakness for demons.
And yes, I'm aware Stocking is a demon too, but Scanty was first.
>>77514140
Fuck young mang Stocking is a pure maiden.
>>77505902
>Soos
>overrated
>posts Love God instead of Free Pizza Guy, Blending or even Bud Gleeful
Do voice actresses count?
>>77514421
>3DPD
Because I've lost control of my life
i TRIED to choose just one but goddamit a girl can dream.
ALSO I ADDED CHARLIZE THERON I GOT MY REASONS!!!!
New template
>>77513441
I don't have waifus or husbandos, I just have crushes.
>>77514455
B-But she is better than the character she voices.
>>77514752
man, Woolie has some issues
>>77514554
not bad but
>hameru
>not seyiku
why this
>>77513441
Taking this goofy fun topic WAAAYYY too seriously. Jesus, they are drawings relax Anon.
>>77514554
good taste except for Korra
I really don't understand the point of waifu charts, like if you can't pick one just stick to 5, any more than that and it becomes a messy blur
>>77514727
Bigsby will never love you
He might sexually dominate you to teach his kids about being alphas, but it won't be love.
>>77514775
hits too close to home. that would be narcissism.
>>77514903
When people who don't get the idea of a waifu are allowed to post in waifu threads, they become an asinine contest to see who can shove more crap into one image.
>>77514987who hurt you anon, who broke your heart
Obviously a work in progress.
>>77514920
>He might sexually dominate
Idk I'd be okay with that.
>>77514844
>waifus
>some goofy fun topic
>>77508860
>Catwoman as main waifu
Go to bed Bruce
>>77515502
>Bluke
>Samwell Tarly
>Ferguson
>Howard Weinerman
Are you me?
>>77515663
Just someone who has good taste in chubby guys
>>77505565
>Here's your (You).
I just fucking flinched
>>77505113
The happy and friendly gothic undead has always been a thing.
>>77507443
>not providing an image
Everytime
tfw my gf looks just like her
>>77513441
I like it when people have multiple waifus, because that gives me more scope for my armchair psychiatry. Speaking whiiiiiich...
>>77508860
>>77509536
>>77514500
You want to believe you can get through the defences of the "weird/bad girl".You might be right.
>>77508984
>>77513278
>>77513735
>>77514554
>>77515502
You just want somebody to hang out with and have a quiet night in, or at least be supportive/understanding of your foibles.
>>77514727
You want somebody to hold youand maybe one day you can fix them.
>>77513735
You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favorite character out of a certain series. Oops!
Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example Reddit, Tumblr, or even Gaia.
Thanks for reading!
R8 /co/mrades
>>77518857
Is this a new copypasta? I believe I saw the exact same post in a a chart thread a while ago
>>77518857
kek
>>77518857
>not having a waifu for every series you watched
>>77518887
>Is this a new copypasta?
Yeah, but it's been tweaked a little, and it seems to be based on that stupid "You seem to using a tripcode on 4chan" webm that gets posted every so often.
>R8 /co/mrades
6/10 for waifus, 2/10 for proper formatting, you will get your heart broken a few more times before you realise "high maintenance" aren't that fun
>>77516557
what u mean
Vidya calling.
>>77519354
Go away this is /co/.
>>77519372
I remember when every Rule 63 thread got spammed with momma darkseid
>>77514383
She's a backstabbing, murdering demon, man. I'm sorry.
>>77519659
>>77514383
/a/ pls leave and keep your shitty cartoons out of our quality board
>>77505113
This bitch retarded?
>>77513388
Right after I've had it, but then it just gets replaced by regret
>>77518853
>You just want somebody to hang out with and have a quiet night in, or at least be supportive/understanding of your foibles
That and chubby guys are god tier cuddlers
>>77520224
Rita is sexier than she has any right to be.
>>77520284
>That and chubby guys are god tier cuddlers
Now if only I could find someone in real life who thinks this
There's too many out there, it's really hard to choose.
Waifu? Okay.
Reminder: if your waifu doesn't have a dick you are a giant faggot
Post her in a wedding dress!
>>77514396
wow you have bad chub taste.
everyone knows the best chub is THOMPSON THOMPSON THOMPSON
>>77520362
There are some chubby chasing sites around the net
>>77522171
>Love God
>bad chub taste
Elaborate on Love God is bad chub taste, but yeah, Thompson is great tier, but his insecurities may get to you
>>77522136
had dreams where she kidnapped me and made me her slave.
Was gud
>>77522171
Also
>Free Pizza Guy
>bad chub taste
>not wanting to easily get laid with a superchub by simply getting him a $5 Little Caesar's pizza
Wow, Gravity Falls has a ton of fat people.
>>77522241
I meant love god is definitely better than blendin, free pizza guy, and bud.
too bad love god is a slut, blendin is terrible, free pizza guy is a background character and bud is a bad dad.
only soos and thompson is true husbando material.
>>77522370
Hence why it's masturbatory fuel for gay chubby chasers.
Too bad it has its shit tier chubs (Gideon, Bud, Blendin without the mute button and Sheriff Blubs) in the show
>almost 2016
>still having 2D waifus
>>77522410
>Hence why it's masturbatory fuel for gay chubby chasers.
I don't understand that group. Are they just fat themselves and fetishize their own body type because no one else will love them?
>>77505404
I really can't fathom why people can't just leave
Epic vents not necessary
>>77522482
most of the chubby chasers I've met are skinny dweebs
>>77522506
But why?
>>77522506
This is true. People look for what they don't have.
>>77522527
I don't know, do any fetishes really make sense?
>>77508960
more
>>77505113
>falling in love with the first human dick she gets
where can i find my own recluse vampire waifu?
>>77513735
> 14 girls from avatar
> only 3 of them are worth anything
k
>>77509052
that's some odd detail to little girl feet
>>77522435
Just shut up and post waifu
>>77505404
Ebin post, bro! You sure showed us 4chan weirdos, lol ;).
Your post will be shown to every board so you can change roughly 2-million-people-a-year's world view.
But seriously, fuck off back to tumblr, faggot. No ones impressed, you're not the first or last to say this. Go run along now, this is what we want, we wouldn't be here otherwise. In the words of that douche guy from LA Noire: lighten up, everyone has their vices, even you.
This is we cope with life, got a problem, then it's your own.
Now cap and use this post as a response to these faggots, who think they can "save" people here like we're puppies with a broken leg. It's more condescending than any response they ever get.
God this shits annoying.
>>77522551
Yes.
I've loved her for who knows how many years
>>77521990
Excellent taste.
>His waifu has more than five minutes of screen time
>>77522882
>>77521990
consider suicide
>>77522850
tough choice between her and Louise.
>>77523015
Let's not have children be waifus more like daughterfus
>>77521990
Got one like this for Kneesocks?
>>77513735
Even mormons aren't as greedy as you. Fucking hell.
>>77518555
Fuck it
Manslut mode.
Is it alright to have a waifu and husbando or do I have to pick one?
>Building a Harem when you could build a kingdom
>>77523633
You can do whatever you want. If you want to take it to /a/ levels of seriousness then your waifu/husbando should be a character you actually love in real life with all your heart and all that stuff. Because /a/ doesn't believe that people can be polyamorous, I guess.
Or you could have fun.
>more than one waifu
absolutely haram
>>77523633
You don't just "pick" one.
the bestest
I'm a filthy whore
Being evil is sexy.
>>77505113
Phanty was my waifeyfu before she was cool
>>77505113
Good luck entering the church.
>>77524347
i've always wanted to wipe out toilet floor with her face..
>>77522373
>Love God
>slut
Uh, how?
As for Blendin, mute button Blendin or no mute button Blendin?
>>77520519
>>77524694
dude, he's a love god. he's gonna fuck around your back.
also both blendin's are terrible.
>>77522482
>cuddle factor
>nice, humble personality
>good with their mouths
>good with their hands
>cushion for the pushing when you plow him
Why not get a chubby guy? Also goes to show that Alex Hirsch has god tier taste in chubs
You just gotta avoid the ones that are obese to the point where they can't walk anymore
>>77524792
>cushion for the pushing when you get plowed
also real life soos is so top-tier chub
>>77522373
>bud is a bad dad.
Is it really his fault that Gideon became such a shit stain? Also, I haven't found a dealbreaker yet regarding Bud like I did with Gideon's personality and the noise Blendin makes with his mouth
>>77524817
>tfw you'll never see a live action film of Gravity Falls with Gabriel Iglesias as Soos
>tfw you'll never see Gabriel Iglesias shirtless while acting like a adorkable manchild
Why even live?
>>77524792
>Why not get a chubby guy?
Because I prefer them skinny. The only chubs I like are due to their personality in spite of their looks.
>>77505113
She is not pure!
SHE IS NOT FUCKING PURE!!!!
SHE IS NOT WAIFU MAYERIAL ANYMORE!!!!!!'nn
REEEEEEEEEDERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDERRRRSDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77524989
>Can like personality enough to override physical attraction
godbless
>>77525013
She waited until marriage, how does it get more pure than that?
>>77522373
>implying free pizza guy being a background character is a bad thing
I'd still hit that
He is not pure!
HE IS NOT FUCKING PURE!!!!
HE IS NOT HUSBANDO MAYERIAL ANYMORE!!!!!!'nn
REEEEEEEEEDERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDERRRRSDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77524694
Do... Do you know what love gods are like?
Do you even into any mythology at all?
>>77525196
not everyone are sluts like you
>>77507303
>>77507158
>>77517403
>>77524347
>>77524518
>>77525013
>>77525201
They're not pure because both their characters got fucked by Adam Sandler during development.
My waifu
Rate, or psychoanalize me
>>77525426
you're into bitches?
>>77525383
Threes a crowd, anon
>>77525383
You're in love with two lesbian midgets in an overcoat?
>>77525478
A man can dream
>>77525501ye
>>77525478
She's not two individuals though. She's an experience. Experiences are fair game.
>>77525469
Yes.
Crazy or the regular kind.
>>77525383
>there are other Garnetfags
Mein negro
>>77525383
I want her to smother me with her thick thighs
>>77525791
that's a pet, kind sir.
Looks like we have new batch of janitors, because fursecution has started again.
>>77525861
Good.
>>77525876
They'll get tired of deleting posts in a month or two, just like all the ones before them
>>77525426
Do you happen to be into penis humiliation?
>>77526061
Nope.
>>77525793
Who doesn't?
Anna best girl.
>>77525211
He did call himself a cherub, so I thought, cupid
>>77525257
Here's the thing, sluts would fuck Gideon, Blendin without the mute button and Great Uncle Ford, I don't
>>77525356
>fucked by Adam Sandler
>>77505215B O R D O R O Y
>>77505404
Why do people on the internet feel the need to post that they are leaving a site in an angry rant? Why do you care that anonymous people that you supposedly don't like will know that you left especially when you're also anonymous and nobody will even notice regardless of if you whine or not? Baffling.
>>77518851
post pic
>>77519659
That isn't what happens in the last episode. Go watch it again.
I'd post but I'd get banned
Life ain't easy being cheesy
>>77527870
Then fuck off.
>>77527870
>>77527870
Good fucking riddance.
>>77527870
Just phone post, it's what I do ;^)
>>77527870
What color is she, Anon?My waifu is the pink one.
>>77525820
she can be anything she wants~
>>77527870
>>77528710
Stop trying to summon him and go back to >>/trash/
>>77522373
>Blendin is terrible
Besides his voice, what makes him bad?
>>77525201
Plus being voiced by Andy Samberg doesn't help either
>>77528958
Aw fuck, here we go...
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
>>77529013
I'm sorry, do you expect me to disown my waifu?
Forgot to mention in the last one it was the first of two and this is- oh whatever I've posted these enough times I think you guys know that by now.
>>77528958
In before Barneyfag
>>77528958
Human form = sexy, animal form = cute
>>77529053
Yes.
>>77529053
>my waifu
Chartfags don't have waifus.
>>77506296
they're both here and palpable, I wish we could all just laugh at how stupid tumblrinas are instead of actually holding unironic gender and tranny discussion
>>77505450
>>77507074
>>77507158
>>77517403
>>77522237
>>77522850
top taste
>>77513441
Gross, keep it in TG.
>>77513584
>>77513611
Scanty is literal shit. She's the worst girl in the whole series including that little toilet ghost from Les Diaboliques.
>>77513388
>jeez, high school and college aged boys, is there a time when you're not thinking about sex?
>>77525383
Those vagina lips get me every time.
r8 mai waifus
>>77529424
Kneesocks best demon
>>77513441
Stocking best Anarchy
Here's my husbando. Waifu is /a/ so I can't post her.
>>77514115
>>77514071
>>77514383
>>77513839
>>77529424
>All this best demon love
Oh what a time!
>>77525861
Then counter by reporting the thread itself so it kills the fun for all. That is the golden rule, if you report enough it will get deleted.
Ya can't go wrong with a janitor
>>77528710
she's the gray and purple one :3
The horns just made her cuter
Hey, you. Yeah you.
Know that one waifu you have, the one you REALLY like?She's a shit!
I updated to include the Endtown factor.
>>77529788
Too bad they're going to ruin him in the third film by making him a bara.
>>77522942
do you think that's a girl?
>>77531692
it is a girl
Top-tier waifuas far as TDIshit goes
>>77533176
Is the new Evil Dead TV series any good? I almost completely forgot all about it.
>>77533176
>Ash
>Violet
>Raven
Top-tier taste
>>77525426
Who's the bottom right?
>>77522318
>$5 Little Caesar's pizza
I doubt Free Pizza Guy would stoop to hooking up with another chubby guy for pizza that tastes like fucking cardboard with Great Value pizza sauce smeared all over it and covered with Great Value mozzarella cheese.
I am sure with a character named literally Free Pizza Guy (for the time being) would be a connoisseur for pizza and has standards on pizza, does he?
>>77531683
>bara Hiccup
>>77505289
She's a vampire and the daughter of Adam Sandler. It's not that big a leap.
>>77523145
>still no nose
lel
>>77534019
I'm a fat guy who is a connoisseur for pizza
but I must say, that even though LC is complete trash, I sometimes eat there for their cheesy bread
better yet, I get their deep dish pizza with no sauce and ask them to deck it out with seasonings
it's like twice the amount of food for less than double the price
it's great
>>77535455
and the only reason I do this is because cheesy bread is a food for huge garbage assholes, literally just bread and cheese, but most good pizza places don't have it so I make do
>>77531636
>cuddy
god damn good taste, son.
>that dominating jewess christmas cake but she so fucking thirsty you can just tell
>that delicious ass
>that banter
>>77507074
>Major Doctor Ghastly
I never could hear what her name was by the way Evil Con Carne speaked
That's pretty neat
>that episode where Metal Face invited her over
>The entire growth Ray segment
HNNNNNNG
>>77535455
>>77535518
>trying to give food critique and advice
>is obese
You can't do both.
>>77508262
>She'll never pretend to innocently and accidentally sit on earth
>>77514554
>i TRIED to choose just one but goddamit a girl can dream.
Are you a lesbain or something
Why no love for these underrated characters?
>>77535455
And that shit is why I go to fucking Dominos.
I think that'll make FPG actually consider sleeping with another dude for.
Mai waifu > Ur waifu
>>77535881
>>77535809
>All this talk of pizza
Well, pizza is overrated, I prefer white pizza since pizza with sauce makes me sick to my stomach when I try to eat it
>>77535985
>implying
>>77529071
>Powergirl
Nice.
>>77505431
that's not a fucking dance, Mavis
try harder
>>77528998
he's a loser
>>77535809
how nostalgic
>>77508860
>Phantasma
Top tier
>>77535985
>>77535985
But mai waifu is ur waifu
>>77535985
She wishes.
>>77533223
holy shit dude, are you me?
like that is remarkably the same as my taste
>>77509052
What do you call that specific face she's making in porn search terms? I'm sure there's some weeb word for it.
>>77537025
Isn't great to have great taste?
>>77537215
indeed it is
>>77533223
Everything else is fine (damn good, in fact), but that center is a complete deal-breaker.
Marie a shit.
SHIIIIIIT
>>77537094
Please help because I can only masturbate to porn if the person has this face but it's hard to find even if I search for "disgust" or "shock" or "innocence" fucking anything please help
>>77537500
>>77537094
>>77509052
BUMP I NEED TO KNOW
>>77537613
>>77537500
>>77537094
>>77509052
HELP PLEASE
hmmm...yes...indeed this thread is more "on-topic" than a thread about a cartoon that is still-running that is both critically acclaimed and extremely popular on this board
but now we must make room for this thread.
90% of the niggers in this thread cannot be fuckin' serious.
>>77537842
Why are you bitching at us? I don't care if you're allowed to have a general or not but shut the fuck up with your whining about it. You guys are worse at defeating your own cause than those nigger rallies on college campuses.
>>77537842
Mods don't watch SU. Just fucking deal with it.
>>77515502
Updated. Still got a few more boxes to go, but updated nonetheless
And yes,making Smash Bros automatically makes you a husband in my book
>>77508860
Already I can say you got solid tastes in women.
>>77538204Disgusting.
>>77538204
This is a meme, right? Or are you a 300 lb /cgl/ or something?
>waifu thread
>f/a/gs show up
>harem fags show up
>Autistic Universe fags show up
>furfags show up
Why have many women you like when you can have one you love deeply?
>>77538388
>>77538432
because my waifu is /a/ but I hate them and prefer /co/ so I posted a harem instead.
>>77538204
Owen? Really?
>>77538368
I've only ever been to comic conventions which are like a 50/50 split but are anime conventions really 99% guys? Seems weird considering that there are probably more weeb girls than /co/ girls from my experience.
>>77538204
I'm surprised you don't have Peter Griffin, Richard Waterson, or Cartman on your list.
>>77507410
She reminded me of my aunt that divorced my uncle out of nowhere.
So fuck her.
>>77513735
Too much /a/ for me
>>77505113
>>77505431
>>77505481
Top Taste. I turned off HT after the table race and completely ignoring HT2 so Mavis is still pure. Sorta just want to grab some shots of Mavis though...
>>77538606
>are anime conventions really 99% guys?
pff haha. There's a reason "waifu" is a real term while "husbando" had to be invented by the west.
>>77538717
It is said that the Christian god looks down upon gays so that means people with husbandos are going to hell but how does he feel about waifus? I personally have to believe God hates harem-fags in order for me to peace in life.
>>77538641
Which also explains why Gideon and Bud Gleeful aren't on the list: shitty personalities.
>>77529424
Fuck you Pantybro, come fight me like a real man if you're gonna shit talk my waifu.
>>77505492
Dude, you are way too mad right now.
>>77538601
Owen's not that bad.
>>77538797
As long as your waifu doesn't become a competing idol, "thou shalt have no other gods before me."
As a side note, Hinduism and Buddhism would be completely down with waifus. They believe that any god or symbol of devotion can lesd to enlightenment through ego death.
>>77538815
Bruh I just got back from the gym and literally squatted 405 lbs. I will step on you.
>>77538934
>Buddhism
>enlightenment through symbol devotion
Nope. Hinduism, sure. But that doesn't work for Buddhism.
>>77538934
Fucking try it cunt.
>>77539027
I'm not in this dick waving match, I was just giving a simple correction.
>>77539064
sorry anon. guess you just got caught in the crossfire.
my bad.
>>77538984
my mistake. I mix them up a lot due to their many similarities.
>>77539003
I'd love to but it's against the rule for me to ask for your address.FaggotAlso it's the middle of the night and I have work in the morning.
>>77539027
Stop by Toonami General on Saturdays for more of this every goddamn week.
>>77538934
>"thou shalt have no other gods before me."
So according to Christianity I'm going to hell for being an autist but the Hindu gods think I'm on the right path? How much of a commitment is Hinduism so I can rub it in my family's face?
>>77539141
With Hinduism you'd only get moksha (enlightenment) through devotion of a symbol of one of the Hindu gods.
So in Christianity, you're going to hell, and in Hinduism you're just not making any progress.
>>77539096
F-Fine faggot, it's not like it wanted to fight you or anythingB-BAKA
>>77539172
>through devotion of a symbol of one of the Hindu gods.
The other guy said that it could be any symbol of devotion? Which one is it?I just really need this right now, man.
>>77539210
I took a class on Hinduism in college and they told me any other religion could attain moksha through their worship what whatever god they wanted, but I don't practice any religion including Hinduism so I can't be 100%.
>>77533966
Delirium of the Endless.
>>77539246
I'm sure you know I was joking but I actually do think different religions are interesting to learn about. Why'd you take the class? Were you going for a degree in that area or hail from India?
>>77539210
>>77539246
Your class was... sorta right. And sorta wrong.
It's WAY more complicated than just being devoted to a symbol, and I could elaborate for a while on the intricacies, so I'll keep it simple.
In Hinduism, you reach moksha through purification of the Atman (soul, self, etc.), by realizing that your Atman is a small part of Brahma, the collective of Atman that reside in all living beings.
Devotion to a symbol while ALSO keeping purification as your intention is what helps you to reach moksha. It would be a pretty liberal interpretation of some Hindu texts to say that "any kind of devotion to any kind of symbol can lead to moksha", so liberal that it could be considered wrong.
>>77539295
I was required to take an Eastern culture class and mythology/theology is much more interesting to me than whatever other opetions they had.
>>77539330
I was under the impression anything that causes ego death can lead to enlightenment.
>>77539355
>I was under the impression anything that causes ego death can lead to enlightenment.
That's true, but not every kind of devotion has ego death as its result.
I have no waifu. What do?
>>77539367
watch more cartoons
>>77538204
>Steven
>Great Uncle Ford
>Daddy Sakurai
I'm more surprised you didn't add in Gabe Newell considering how much of a hot daddy chub he is
>>77539367
Get out while you still have a chance.
>>77539367
Fuck off.
>>77539367
You could either consume more media and hope to find one or be a complete total faggot and make a chart of characters you think are hot. Oryou could go out and make friends
>>77539378
>>77539422
I already watch a lot of cartoons and have so for a long time. I never felt a significant emotional attachment to any character.
>>77539467
Congratulations; you are a perfectly healthy human being.
Leave this vile place while you still retain your shame and dignity.
>>77539467
try anime.
>>77539467
Leave Here.
>>77539529
I've already tried a lot of the generic ones and a few not so generic ones. Nothing.
>>77539524
O-Okay.
>But shes from an anime!
Fuck you, shes my waifu.
>>77539656
Why are you purposefully trying to turn yourself into a fuck-up instead of just going out to bars or something?
>>77524391
>both Aeris and Sarah n Dippity
no, fuck you
>>77538696
I only have one section for general /a/ stuff and one for Pokemon. Wouldn't call that a lot.
>>77539706
She's the one fur covered female I'd fuck aside for Briggs.
>>77518518
I don't know why but those eyes make my dick rock hard.
>>77513735
>>77539900
>too much /a/ for /co/
>too much /v/ for /a/
>too much /co/ for /v/>too much harem for waifu
Well it seems like this chart just don't belong anywhere.
>>77537500
>>77537613
>>77537763
I have literally no idea what you're talking about.
>>77540791
FINALLY SOMEONE IVE HAD THIS PAGE OPENED ALL DAY okay what do you call this face i can only masturbate to real people when they make this face i need the weeb term to search for porn of it not just normal words
>>77540856
That's whatever the opposite of ahegao is.
>>77540856
>>77540856
Jesus fuck I knew pathetic faggots like you browse here but being this desperate for this sort of porn is just sad
>>77505504
Smells like death
>>77508960
The only one, she deserved better.
Satsuki Kiryuin is best grl
She's my waifu
Good variety.
How come I'm not allowed to post Lola, but everyone else is allowed to post things like literal talking cats?
>>77542859
New janitors. Just wait a couple of months for them to tire of it
>>77527961
>>77527995
>still getting triggerd by ponies
>>77519384
Momma darkseid is the best,that is why
waifus are for fags
>>77522942
They put so much effort into a cookie commercial
>>77536004
>pizza
>overrated
>>77527870
What if this guy's waifu is just from the German VN?
>>77543264
fake nerd boy go and stay go
>>77538204
>Tierno
>Ramus
>Bear from Yo-Kai Watch
>Kohta Hirano
>Ferguson
Good taste, but you're missing Chief Wiggum, Anon. But for shame for not including the Grunkle
>>77524817
His name is Jesus Chambrot, and no surprise to anyone, he was a college friend (presumably at CalArts)
>>77544368
What commercial is this from?
>>77514500
Because you need it.
>>77542409
>tfw no fit eskimo qt
>>77533223
>Mikasa
Disgusting
>Jill and Ada
Good taste.
Here I am fuckers
>>77546531
>Hinata
Used goods now
>>77505215
>>77533223
BORDOROY / 10
>>77508960
>>77542409
May Unalaq fuck you / 10
>>77513735
As-salamu alaykum / 10
>>77525426
you're shit / 10
>>77518853
5.3 / 10
>>77531176
Must be lonely / 10
>>77523493
>>77523782
>>77529071 (blind slut excluded)
you're ok
>>77547699
How about >>77538204?
>>77547699
Fuck you too buddy
bump
>>77546531
How can any self-respecting guy have a KH female as a "waifu." They're bland uninteresting shit to the point not even porn artists want them. Plus Xion? You mean the TRANSSEXUAL who transforms physically into Sora aka a MALE character? Horrible.
The fact Xion is being revived is going to sour KH3 too much. It's why I'm not buying that horribly written game.
>>77521863
Finally some taste in this thread
>>77550179
That's Aqua from one of the handheld games. I think it's the PSP game, but I don't know for certain, as I never played them.
>>77529095
>Cynthia
Exquisite
>>77540856
nigga wut are you doin
>>77540081
it belongs in /trash/
>>77550179
Xion's not transsexual, if anything she's genderfluid. Her initial appearance resembled Kairi, but her appearance differs depending on who's looking at her, and towards the end she's gained so many of Sora's memories she begins to take his form. But when it comes to genitals she's probably like a Barbie doll down there.
>>77550298
>liking a cheap knock-off
>>77551143
>marriage
Get divorce raped.
>>77551381
what the fuck do you think wiafu means?
>>77547002
>aged up
>>77551457
Both versions are good!
>>77551457
>liking cylinders
>>77551692
You gotta problem with cylinders, bub?
Still waiting for someone to rate my waifus and husbandos: >>77529742
>>77551862
You picked a million different characters and they're all the most generic ones I can think of.
6/10
>>77509536
Get the fuck out, Tharjafag.
>>77551862
You like Stocking and Tomoko, so you're alright in my book.
>>77551143
Oh shit, I forgot about those charts! I wish I was better at drawing...
>>77551862
6/10, less is more
>>77551862
>>77529742
I don't grade unfinished work.
>>77529742
>Mansuki
>Tomoko
I'm not impressed.
Rate/hate/psychoanalyze >>77538204
>>77524391
Aeris, Rouge, Isabelle, Krystal, Renamon, Midna, Juzure, Kitty
great taste anon
>>77525791
A cat is fine too
>>77553854
Krystal is not good.
>>77514500
>Brienne of Tarth
>Sadie
>Creepy Suzie
>Phanty
My fucking nigger
>>77527870
Your waifu is too pure for this place.
>>77553908
Neither is your fucking face.
Jesus fucking christ just die already you sad piece of fucking garbage.
>>77553908
you'reentitled to your opinion
>>77553987
Degenerate/10.
And the worse of the And'r sisters.
>>77514500
>Tali
You sicken me.
>>77553987
furfaggot/10
fuck off
>>77538204
Terrible.
>>77535634
>She'll never give into her cravings and just take a little nibble of the earth
>>77553854
>Isabelle, Krystal
>great taste
>>77553908
>Boco
>not shutting up
C'mon now... you know better than that.
>>77553987
>it specifically says /co/-related crushes
>pone shit on the first row
>vidya AND pone shit on the second
Damn it, why isn't there a Ctrl-Alt-Punch on modern computers?
late to the party but hey
>>77553440
>Not wanting her graceful brows
>>77553987
>Furry shit
>Skyrim shit
>pony shit
>TONS of furry shit
>Gay shit
Seriously kill yourself.
>>77554099
Underrated, I really wish Marvel didn't act like she never existed
>>77554177
>That Squirrel Girl
Really?
>>77553987
>margaret
Don't even talk to me.
>>77554166
Yes sir...
>>77554179
Those eyebrows, mixed with the chin, make her look like Rossiu in drag.
>>77554166but pone is /co/ related
>>77554225
Some of these are really recent.
This makes me think that you will add just any old girl you find pretty. You should put more thought into it.
>>77554225
>Starfire
>Zatanna
>Gogo
>Mary
Excellent taste
>>77554258
With the exception of Magica (Whyboner) kill yourself degenerate.
>>77554244
I still love her
She IS best girl in my chart
>>77554166
1. I censored the pone.
2. Most other posts have /v/ characters in them too, not sure why you're singling me out.
>>77554290
Best "girl".
Okay, sport.
>>77554297
Because you should've deleted them off your list ya furfaggot.
>>77542591
>>77553987
>The mods agreed that having MLP/EqG characters in a harem/waifu chart is not breaking GR15, but [Barneyfag] didn't agree.
Sauce pls?
>>77554297
At the very least, just black out their squares and put their names in.
>>77554267You're technically right, but mods see it differently.
>>77554297
Look, you had parameters, and you ignored them.For the record, I'm fine with charts if at least about a third are /co/-related, but you need to make sure that third is top tier.
>>77554271
You sound a little salty, especially since only three of the 13 girls can be really considered "recent".
>>77554364To clarify, I'm okay with the regular charts being about 1/3 /co/-related - hell, I'm the STRONK waifu guy, and my list is only 54% /co/-related. You, on the other hand, had one fucking job - find 100 /co/ women you wanted to bang - and you couldn't get that right.
>>77553987
>FNAF
>Sonic
>MLP
>Family Guy
>Furry shit (not even good furry shit)
Literally the trashiest opinion in this thread
>>77554177
>>77554225
>>77554258
And now this is no longer a waifu thread.
>>77554179
>She'll never show you her softer side
>>77554225
that squirrel girl has big delicious thighs
I pick Gashi Gashi.
>>77555652
And awful fuckin' everything else
You don't need to sacrifice everything for some quality thighs, anon
>>77556694
Beauty is on the inside.
>>77554782
>(not even good furry shit)
what does constitute as "good furry shit" to you?
>>77544523
does he do porn?
>Swift S. Lawliet summons Riley
>9999 damage
>thread only has 9001 HP remaining
>thread is dead, Riley is best waifu
>>77554868
There is something about women with such determination that really gets my juices flowing.
>>77538204
Done and finished.
>>77559918
What's the anime boy who kind of looks like Cartman from? I've seen him posted here before.
>>77559997
Haruyuki from Accel World.
>>77529071
>Drouhard's Amethyst
Exquisite taste
>>77559344
Because they do NOT exist. And don't fool yourself, women can only be so "strong" against beta loser simps...../co/.
Against any man who has dignity? They learn to shut the hell up unless they want a black eye. A woman will always prefer to spread her legs for a dignity fueled man than a Nice Guy doormat.
>>77559918
Why Stanford if it breaks the theme of the chart?
>>77560968
There are exceptions.
>>77508504
patrician taste
>>77518518
Coraline x big, motherly asses is my OTP
I finally made one.
>>77547528
But the best girl deserves to win. You and your waifu will never exist in the same reality, anon. If you truly love your waifu, you should want her to find happiness in her own.
>>77539253
You're fucked in the head. Delerium will destroy you, and even if she doesn't, has zero personality.
You clearly like putting your women on a pedestal, but not for their brains, just their arrogance, short tempers and so on. You want someone who will make you look great that you nailed her, but also demand a great deal of you. You really like that you're going to get yelled at and told off a lot, either for the make-up sex factor or just because you think chicks are hot when they're mad. Or maybe you just crave a challenge.
You're probably a businessman, but not a successful one.
>>77530990
she's cutest with a cult leader at her mercy
>>77533223
Would be godtier if it included The Major and The Boss
christ, are you me?
>>77537842
are you seriously saying you'd take her over her mom?
>>77538368
I love this guy
>>77540856
I call it "Really?"
I have no idea what the weeb name is ask /h/ or /d/
Have fun with your life it sounds like it's going to be interesting
>>77524391
Who is that in he eighth cloumn, third row?
>>77554308
up the shut fuck, Boco must
>>77559918
So are there multiple chubby chasers here or is it just you, all the time?
>>77546585
Hey man its the short hair
>>77563414
>>77537025
apperently i'm two people
>>77562910
Nigga you fine as fuck
10/10
>>77562910
Kneesocks again?
>>77560521
Whatever you are trying to do, you are trying too hard.
>>77564010
There are multiple ones, so I'm not the only one
>>77564315
DIE
IED
EDI
>>77542591
who is that semen demon, second row second image?
>>77564960
It's the ghost chick from that Scooby Doo's Ghoul School.
>>77562910
>Muffet
>Peridorito
Great tastes dude.
>>77564984
Phantasma
>>77538432
Holy christ get out of my head (also the theme song to this show kicked ass)
>>77507345
SHE IS A CHILD
>>77564668
holy shit that gilf and also Sadie and Lammy Lamb are you me from the future?
When did I start liking Betty Boop and her Drawn Together doppelganger that's the only bit I don't understand.
>>77563129
You're mostly right, except about the businessman part.
Angry chicks are the hottest kind of chicks.
Also, Delirium is on there because she is a qt.
>>77514752
Underrated.
>Final summon for a one-hit KO to this thread
>>77562910
>>77565019
You do know female spider might eat her mating partner, right?
Anyone know a site where I can check cartoons by the year of their release?
>>77564668
whose the black haired girl 2 rows down 4th column