Red Feet edition
>Newest Rebels Episode: Wings of the Master:
>Newest Rebels Recon Episode:
>Star Wars: Rebels MEGA (Season 1):
>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
>Star Wars: Uprising: ( /co/ Cartel: Loth-Cats )
>Star Wars: Commander ( /co/ Squad: Empire - SheevSquad )
>All Canon Novels and Comics: (Including the Rebels UK Comics)
>Star Wars Audiobooks (Canon and Legends) and Motion Comics:
>Star Wars Legends Novels (Incomplete):
>Canon Guide & Timeline (Timeline Coming Soon):
>Star Wars /co/ Booru:
>Star Wars: Rebels / TCW Soundtracks:
>tfw no alien gf feet to lick.
it'll still be better than the prequels.
Wings of the Master was pretty good. Hera best girl.
We're more likely to catch flak if we make multiple threads, especially if we inspire the fetish nuts to create multiple fetish threads. Basically if they know what pisses you off they're more inclined to do it, not less.
At the same time we used to talk in troll op threads all the time. The fabled fabulous original Shitwars was about creating an obvious troll OP to get lure people in to, not shitpost, but actually talk about goddamn Star Wars. And it worked. Plus we had plenty of TCW threads that began with "Orange Buttcheeks". Annoying? Sure, but it's the rest of the posts that make a decent thread, not the OP.
It's different to start a thread with "Orange Buttcheeks". That's at least a normal thing to be attracted to.
When we have threads starting with Feet and Giantess fetishes, it opens the door for weirder ones to come into the threads.
>It's different to start a thread with "Orange Buttcheeks".
It really isn't. You're embarrassing yourself. You're literally just crying "STOP POSTING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"
They're the same fucking thing you sperglord.
That's what I thought, yeah. But in that case, it's pretty weird that it never comes up. I mean, here's Ani freaking out because "grrr I hate slavery" and then in the same breath he's all "Rex, fetch me my slippers." Seems a little hypocritical. And, you know, nonsensical. So I was wandering if there was some work-around explanation or justification.
>falling to the Dark Side in a video game
You're playing video games wrong, mate.
>It really isn't
So you're saying you don't think that a lot of people are attracted to butts?
> You're embarrassing yourself. You're literally just crying "STOP POSTING WHAT I DON'T LIKE"
No I'm not. I'm even a very mild footfag myself. I just don't think airing the fetish out in the open is anywhere near a good idea for these threads.
>They're the same fucking thing you sperglord.
Liking butts is not the same as liking Giantess's or feet.
The only one embarrassing themselves or crying is you.
She's a cartoon character and entirely fictional. You're missing the point. Lots of people like butts. It's a normal thing to have an attraction to.
It hasn't happened yet because the giantess/feet threads only started recently. If they continue to go on it's only a matter of time before they see a thread like this.
>Liking butts is not the same as liking Giantess's or feet.
Opening the thread with it is because you faggots are too dumb to not browse 4chan at work and with your mother in the room.
Will you stop wrecking the thread already? I'd take sheevposting and dumbass prequel arguments over you trying to impose your will on the thread.
Does the empire have legalised slavery? I mean, the empire is certainly oppressive, but being a victimised citizen of a fascist oppressive state isn't technically the same as being a slave.
Though I guess the empire is so corrupt it does't really matter if slavery is technically illegal, they'd still be able to get away with doing it.
>is because you faggots are too dumb to not browse 4chan at work and with your mother in the room.
I've literally never seen that used as the reason for making a thread like that. And that's not even a problem for me.
>Will you stop wrecking the thread already?
I didn't know having a discussion was considered "wrecking the thread". How the times have changed.
>no one cares but you
>a bunch of people always complain when the thread is made.
Nice attempt at twisting the facts there, bud.
>HEY DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE SCENE FROM ANH WHERE R2-D2 HAD TO HACK INTO THE DEATH STAR
>ALSO REMEMBER THAT ONE WHERE THEY HAD TO SHOOT AND RUN FROM STORMTROOPERS
>WE COMBINED THOSE FOR YOUR PLEASURE
Wait, you actually think that's a scene from the movie?
Did you not see the Duracell commercial? The production values on these commercials are huge. They're using movie sets and costumes to shoot their commercials. Cool your autism.
First day on 4chin son?
The amount of money Verizon makes off people's phone bills allows them to shoot commercials that look like straight out of the movies
Literally impossible. No Disney producer would accept a shitty script for the first Star Wars movie not made by Lucas.
Abrams and Kasdan probably did a fine job anyway. I wouldn't be worried.
Is there a remove rebel pic out there, or any SW equivalent of remove kebab
the worst thing that would happen is if it was mediocre
it would be forgetable and people won't care about more Star Wars
if its bad it would usher in decades of jokes about how horrible it is
if its good its gonna be loved by the world and considered the movies we should have gotten instead of the prequels
Can't beat a classic, pic related
Heisen-borg is in Force Awakens confirmed
Luke in the Teaser trailer is talking to his brother, Walter White, confirmed
TFA Anthology prequel Breaking Bad 2: Break Worser confirmed NANOMACHINES, SON
No matter how good it is, some people will always hate it, just because...
1.) not made by Lucas
2.) female and black guy as main characters
3.) no Thrawn, Mara Sue or other legends stuff in it
4.) Luke, Han and Leia might have changed into different people. Some fans won't accept that.
5.) another superweapon plot. Even if it's well executed, some people will still criticise the movie for it's lack of originality
Most people, including critics, will probably love it though.
He's a mediocre cheesecake artist
>Kylo Ren looks like a /fa/ reject
>John Oogabooga and Daisy look like they have 0 charisma and personality
>Harrison Ford looks like he wants to die every time he's on screen
Don't get me wrong, I can't wait to see the movie, but the only character that seemed interesting to me was Oscar's
I'm aproaching this shit with extreme caution after the last debacle
I just can't bring myself to like him, it was fine until I saw that picture where he's without a mask, ever since then every time I see him I think of this:
and laugh my ass off
I did it
I bought an Xbox One and Battlefront
So what do we think about the rumors that Maul is gonna be in this episode?
>almost done with the limbs parts
i-i'm gonna make it in time
probably, but i cant resist anything that lets me pilot TIEs
>we will never see the Bad Batch arc finished
It's up there with Umbara.
i'm a different anon, i did from GMG, and do
if they are going to fuck me they atleast arn't getting full price from me
That's not what happened. She said the shit about helping people and he didn't care. It was only when she started spouting clichéd claptrap about how much she loves to fly that he changed his mind.
>Cho only knows how to draw one woman
>Cho isn't diverse
All three of the Cho pages in this thread are different.
Yes, he falls victim to same face, just like 9/10 comic artists do. But to claim he can't into diversity is blatantly incorrect. He knows what makes him the big bucks, so he keeps drawing it over and over, and he's laughing all the way to the bank. When he actually goes for it, he's plenty diverse, and he's got a better grasp on anatomy than almost anyone else in the business.
The cliche claptrap came first. Then the story about how she looked up in the sky and all that. Still wasn't convinced. THEN she said she helped people and he suddenly took her word for it.
>You've allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now...until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
Those two Leias have the exact same body and face, one just has bigger boobs. Spidey doesn't count because he's not a fucking woman, unless you're talking about the angels, who too heavily clothed.
>there are people trying to diss Cho's art in a thread where people suck the dick of that garbage Vader comic
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, SONY IS EVIL BECAUSE OF THEIR LACK OF SECURITY, LACKLUSTER EXCLUSIVES, AND TERRIBLE CONTROLLER THAT DOESN'T FIT MY LARGE HANDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE WITH BIG HANDS, DON'T YOU OBI-WAN?
i thought about wearing a free hug sign with my armor but i heart it invites every creep and they probably get gross shit on your armor.
maybe a jar for short jokes though, i'll make a mint
You're asking to get your armor fucked up if you carry a free hug sign. Especially if some homestuck kid with unsealed body paint comes up to you and leaves your white armor gray.
>Same face and body type
Yes, they're by the same artist -- look at any two pieces by the same artist and you can tell the same guy drew them. But they are not identical.
Like I said, Cho has sameface a lot of times (again, like most cape artists), but this isn't one of those times. If you wanna see some sameface by Cho, check the pic related of my follow up post.
>Can't tell that the Spidey cover is a completely different style of drawing
I'm aware there's no girls in it. But it's drawn in an entirely different way, which shows that he can be diverse. It's like you're not paying attention.
THIS is Cho sameface. The Leias are not.
Regardless, he's not even nearly as good as people make him out to be, most people who claim to like him here either just jack off to his drawings or like him because he pissed off some SJWs.
The last thing she says before he acquiesces is that she needs to be up there, that that's when she is at her best. It's clearly the "I need to fly bit" that sways him, considering "we'll help people" is what she'd been saying from the very start.
Now Hughes, that's a guy who can do excellent chessecake.
IF YOU WANT YOUR TV AND SURVEILLANCE CONSOLE OVER ONE THAT AT LEAST FOCUSES ON GAMES, WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!
>cool white interior design
>qt alien girls
>science for days
>patriotic war effort in the clone wars to establish glorious empire
>hang out with clones if there during clone war era
>learn about based UV lighting
You already posted it, the other place I like is Kiros.
Cato Neimoidia. Shame about the natives though.
>spooky femdom witch planet
>no matter how differently it gets written in the EU, it always looks creepy awesome
>Orbital quarantines + regular starship crashes allow for plenty of savage technobarbarism mixed with the locals' eldritch shenanigans. Cozy isolation from the greater galactic community without ever being completely cut off from it.
Endor or Kashyyyk
I love the forest setting, it's so comfy.
This desu senpai, mountains and forest are my fucking shit.
You know men are just breeding stock and slaves on Dathomir, right?
>mfw reading a bunch of old Sci-Fi novels and realizing most of the interesting things from Star Wars are blatantly ripped off from these
Dark Disciple pretty much ruins that idea altogether.
But it's a big planet, and the nightsisters are too marketable to get rid of completely. For all we know, that's where Maul and his Mandos have been since the Clone Wars. You know he's chilling in a harem of spooky witch sluts. They can't resist his robotic appendages.
Technically speaking, we've seen Nightsisters come back from the dead before.
But yeah, that bitch is dead.
I gotta ask though, why all the hate for Dark Disciple? I actually thought it was pretty neat, even if a bit repetitive.
No hate on my part. I never read it.
I'm sad to hear that Ventress got a book death and apparently a romantic plot tumor with Quinlan Vos of all people, instead of banging Obiwan for the next 20 years.
But again, never read it, so that's my only context for it.
>banging Obiwan for the next 20 years.
Am I the only one who would've loved to see her grow old with Obi-Wan on Tatooine? She'd become the sweet old lady up in the wastes that occasionally comes by the Lars house and tells Luke scary stories about sand people and how he should totally grow up to be a bounty hunter some day.
Then you can either have her pass away before ANH or have her reappear after ESB to help him build his green lightsaber.
They're relationship is to antagonistic for a "Grow old together" scenario. Or any romantic scenario. Obi-wan just mocked her in his more refined way and their fights seem less heated where as Anakin full on fucking hated her guts and was clearly on full kill mode in all his fights with her.
Apparently that means they're gonna bang to most people here.
It had more to do with Obiwan than Ventress. He's just so...
Should hopefully be available soon, according to Kileko
>UPDATE: I e-mailed Zinio Support and it appears the delay is on their end. Their production team still has it in their queue for digitization (who the hell knows why) but that it should be going out very soon.
Hey hey there's no need to be an asshole.
>Not liking Sheev's dance off
Also I found more young Sheev
Disney has acquired so much fan-savvy recently, but thy still cannot into videogames. Marvel videogames are all mobile-tier garbage, and the best Star Wars game is some F2P schlock for fucking phones.
Murder is such a stale-tasting villainy, fitting a bald fool like Darth Malak. A truly practical Sith Lord would use Zaalbar to conquer Kashyyyk and exploiting its people. Czerka had the right idea, after all - they were simply lacking Revan's awesome power to make it last. And Mission has such potential. Eliminating her is a great waste when she could better be raised into the perfect pleasure slave to keep at Revan's side.
And that's my issue with the Dark Side in BioWare games. You almost never get to be cunning. It's always Maim, Kill, Burn. And Revan before the mind wipe sounds like anything but.
Has it been discussed how many times Shaak Ti has been killed?
>Dies at Grevious' debut in Genndy's CW, retconned to barely surviving because she was going to be in RotS
>Only appears in RotS in a deleted scene... being killed by Grevious
>Since deleted scene was probably not canon, made to survive Order 66 to be killed by Starkiller in Force Unleashed
>Retcon'd into Anakin killing her in RotS by lost episode of TCW
I'm half expected for the the new canon to kill her off again soon.
she wasn't killed at the end of Genndy they were leading up to her being killed by Grevious in that deleted scene
Her getting killed by Anakin was also a deleted scene from RotS and was never in TCW
she was going to be captured and taken with Grevious because Gendy knew of said RotS scene. When it got deleted they had to rush animation of her being left on coruscant.
Even if shes destined to tragically die, I'm really hoping they make a movie that take splace just after the prequels where she shows up.
From what I remember, she was supposed to be killed in the end of season 1 of Genndy's CW, the last 5 minutes when Grevious first appeared. When they did season 2 and knew it was a lead in to RotS, they retconned it to her barely surviving.
I hear you guys like waifus here
There is a point where this needs to stop and clearly we have passed it.
>people crying "muh immershun" when we have ROTJ Luke on Hoth, Hoth Leia on Tattooine, ROTJ E-11s with ESB A280s, ROTJ style Stormtroopers on Hoth, and orbital strikes on Hoth.
But a Stormtrooper that lost his helmet is too much. Get on my level of autism, spergs.
I don't care about the costumes being different because at least that isn't total immersion breaking. Its hard to ignore more than half the storm troopers not wearing helmets though.
Is it possible to mod the game so they all use the helmet model?
Just got to S5 of TCW. Please tell me Gungi survived Order 66.
>THEIR LACK OF SECURITY
This is seriously a thing people are still concerned about? Oh no, everyone panic'd about a very specific hole in security found years ago to which no harm has come to anyone.
Most people playing BF either don't care, or are total casuals. Plus like >>77493753 said they all want to be the special snowflake hero.
On that note, do X-Wing players get pissed when you mix eras up?
I wanna start playing with the TFA set and build a Rebel team from there. Gonna eventually add the Ghost crew to my squadron when they come out. Don't wanna get nerd raged at for having the T70 and the Ghost in one squadron.
No one gives a fuck about eras or "canon matchups" in x wing. The old and new stuff are part of the same factions for all anyone cares, the logo change is just a stylistic thing.
So, in previous threads I've seen anons talk about how TCW was going to reach the Battle of Coruscant and cover some events of RotS. Is this true?
And how much time passed in RotS? We see Padme is pregnant at the end of the battle of Coruscant so does story time skip between months or weeks?
Oh fuck off, it's not about immersion, it's just that a fucking stormtrooper's most recognizable feature is his helmet.
If we just make everyone look like a generic space marine with customizable head than you what even is the fucking point of playing a Battlefront game?
Didn't the battle of Jakku happen BEFORE (and possibly slightly during) the Star Destroyer crashed according to Lost Stars?
Unless that was a different battle of Jakku, but even if thats the case, why are the engines still running on the Star Destroyer?
Why in the trailer for the DLC does it show another star destroyer crashing? Which one is the one from Lost Stars? Why is this second one never described in the book?
>"Only the one who learns may claim my knowledge"
>the words were etched into Vader's thoughts, whispered through an ageless crack in the Force, spoken from a time long ago, at the forging of the eldritch puzzle in his hands.
>he had tried to force it to activate with the raw mechanical power of his artificial limbs, as had worked on a few of the Emperor's holocrons in the past. There was always a unique key to these things.
>Curiosity had taken him away from the Galaxy, isolating his heart in the archives of his Master. Of all the grand and impossible relics of the ancient Sith that the Emperor dwelled in his spare time, the pyramid now in Vader's hands was, for Darth Sidious, now unknown. Vader's Master had cursed the device and smashed it against walls over the past months, unable to open it as the dark lord sword he had decades ago.
>it was troubling to the Emperor, to have his property elude him. Lord Vader was all too eager to solve the puzzle himself, and understand what was now lost to his Master.
>"There is great power in this holocron," Vader thought to himself, though he could swear, through the wheeze of his breathers, and the cluttered, pounding march of contemplations in his skull, there was a presence listening in.
>"I must have it. I must learn what secrets lie within."
>And then, a chilling voice slithered in his thoughts, alien to him his time. "Always two there are," the spirit spoke, the holocron puzzle solved by Vader. "Are you the Master, or he who kills his Master?"
>"I am Vader. Lord of the Sith," he announced, the mechanics of his broken body following his thoughts, reminding him who he was. "Future Master of the Dark Side, and ruler of the Galaxy."
>With his admission, the holocron was solved, and from its prism emerged, to his eyes only, a specter of an ancient Lady of the Sith.
>"You hold the relic of Darth Zannah. This matrix will pass on her wisdom, that you may fulfill your destiny. Kill your Master, as I did, and continue my legacy."
The Inflictor crashed while the Battle of Jakku was well underway and as you can see in the teaser video for the DLC, there are a shitload of ships in that battle and several have already crashed on the surface. We don't know how large the scale of the battle was or how long it lasted so the DLC could be in one spot and Lost Stars could be taking place on the other side of the planet for all we know.
Until someone from DICE or Lucasfilm points out which one is the Inflictor we may never know. I doubt the Empire paints the name of the ship in huge letters out on the hull.
I would agree with you if it wasn't for this. There is clearly one crashed star destroyer.
Multiple Star Destroyers crashed m8.
The one falling in the trailer is speculated to be the one in Lost Stars because it falls the way it's described in the book, but there's no real way to tell.
Awesome. Looks like Poe is gonna do a bit of time traveling.
That sounds really autistic. Clearly the solution is to buy more B-Wings, and also use the Falcon alongside Poe and explicitly point out how the model has the round Dish instead of the TFA rectangle. Should drive him insane.
You also see a third crashed SD in the hesitance when the character turns left near the start. I personally think the one falling is the one in Lost Stars because it perfectly matches the description of the fall in the book.
>We don't know how large the scale of the battle was or how long it lasted so the DLC could be in one spot and Lost Stars could be taking place on the other side of the planet for all we know.
I wasn't the anon who posted that, but the point stands. It's ridiculous to think there was only one crashed Star Destroyer when all other media is saying otherwise.
>buy more b-wings
I mean, yeah. Buying more b-wings is how to play the rebel game.
But as for the best way to torture my friend? Separate Kyle and Jan. Run Chewie on Lando instead of Nien Nub. Etc. I've had some fun with it.
Lost Stars says there are hundreds of ships, both Imperial and New Republic, fighting over Jakku. What are the chances that only one X-Wing and one Star Destroyer crash onto the surface?
Giving Wedge R2-D2 or BB-8, on top of what they do for the survivability of Wedge, results in some pretty serious teeth grinding and poor flying on behalf of my friend's part as he tries to take out what he considers anachronisms and canon flaws, especially if Luke or Poe is in that same list without their counterpart droid.
Thing is, he's not that bad of a flyer against named pilots he doesn't recognize or generics. He can pull off some pretty tricky shit, especially with interceptors. So it's always real tempting to use lists that will make him mess up.
i feel like it's increasingly more and more creepy how she stalks him around the office and bombards him with questions when he's just trying to walk up the stairs or take a dump or something
>population dumb and retarded
>too broke to buy TFA tickets and there's so many available tickets and times
>finally acquire the sufficient funds to buy my ticket
I don't even know how or why this has happened to me
At first I was like, "What does this politician know about dealing with Bounty Hunters? He's going to get himself and Seth Green killed."
Turns out he can handle himself quite well. Better than well, the man is a machine. He knows how to play the game.
I thought the imperial army was very strict. I thought they barely allowed women to serve as stormtroopers. Now all of a sudden it's canon that women-stormtroopers were allowed to fight without wearing helmets.
Thanks EA/DICE and Thanks Story group for allowing this
>you will never be a fat ugly nerd getting stalked by a cute girl
Why are the Skywalkers such little shits?
okay desu I might be a fat ugly nerd, but I'll never be stalked by a qt grill
>original file too large for /co/
Why in this day and age do different boards have different filesize limits and file types allowed? Can you guys even post PDFs?
I think it's really funny how Boba goes from "winning literally everything" in Empire Strikes Back (he gets payed twice for the same job while basically doing nothing but tracking Han Solo, putting himself in almost no danger while expending no resources) to "punked like a little bitch" in Return of the Jedi
I don't care if they claim that "it's a prototype and has problems!", it's totally retarded that the Rebellion could put a laser capable of knocking out cruisers in a single shot on a B-wing, and then totally fail to follow through on it.
A temporarily broken hyperdrive is a small price to pay for being able to kill a Star Destroyer by swarming it with a handful of snubfighters which can now kill it with much greater ease than they could with proton torpedoes.
The B-Wings did the same shit at the battle of Endor, taking down a Star Destroyer. But there are only a very small handful of B-Wings available.
Stop getting your panties in a twist.
So what did Ahsoka do after leaving the Jedi? Get a job in Bantha Burger?
>tfw replaying Phantom Menace on my PSX
Qui-gon is fucking beautiful tbqhf. They should bring Neeson back for an anthology movie.
STAR WARS: The Wonderous Adventures of Dooku and Jinn.
So where the fuck did she come from anyway? I know she was just a simulation, but why even create some random unknown sith lord for a trial mode?
Also she got a toy for some reason.
What's your favorite Star Wars Lucasarts logo?
Mine is either Bounty Hunter or Jedi Academy.
Wow. I recently played through those two games again. Was she cut from the PC version or just something that would find in the training mode? Cause I never spent much time on that desu.
Theelin apparently. There was one with red hair in Jabba's Palace.
Also this chick who was part of Lil Boba's crew.
There are a lot of cool ideas and some good scenes in this show, but god fuck is he writing lazy and dull sometimes.
I wonder how smashed I get if I made a drinking game based on how often the characters use those bland not-really-witticisms that are the tv writing equivalent of clip art. You know the kind of thing I mean.
First picture of Zuvio from Empire magazine. Looks awful
Fuck tarded EU writes made that shit up because we didnt see female or alien troopers in OT. Lucas even said back in the day there were female and aliens we just didnt see them in uniform because budget
Not home and i dont have the image saved. It pops on these threads all the time. It's an old article but it should be easy to find. Don't be lazy. There was NEVER an indication the Empire was sexist or racist.
Remember this? Wook's actually got a page on it
>there are people who write in-universe encyclopedia entries for television commercials for free
I surprisingly liked the Jar Jar and Mace episode. Jar Jar still had his annoying voice and way he talked, but I thought he was actually tolerable there. At the very least, they had him help and actually mean to help as opposed to every other time where as all he usually does is "woopsies" and blow everything up while not knowing what was happening.
As for the rest of that episode, Mace carried it.
1. Lucas was the guy that ruined Star Wars *the prequels* and he didn't even direct the best Star Wars movie...Empire.
2. This shouldn't surprise anyone. Also if you hate girls/blacks then you probably shouldn't even be watching modern movies.
3. Thrawn is basically fan fiction tier at this point and no one really knows anything about the EU anyway.
4. Who cares?
5. Isn't most sci fi about some space laser or fortress? If this triggers you then wtf are you doing watching this genre?
I'm more worried about Rogue Squadron for not having most of the cast be bothans.
>Sant also had reptile-like feet with thick nails on all sides, an attribute she shared with Diva Shaliqua and Phobos, while Razzi had feet with three forward-facing toes. Similarly, the half-Human outlaw tech Shug Ninx had seemingly humanoid feet but three-fingered hands, while other people of Theelin blood had standard humanoid five-fingered hands.
It's like Yoda's feet. Everybody who looked at it saw something different.
So I just watched the Utapau Crystal crisis story reels and it was pretty good. The Obi-Wan and Anakin interactions were exceptionally good
>Anakin telling Obi-Wan to have patience
If I won the lottery or if I was rich I would happily give the money needed to finish this arc and the Bad Batch
I had a dream last night that Tup, Waxer, and a couple of other clone troopers joined the fleet in Star Wars: Rebels. Then I woke up, remembering they were all dead.
i had a dream where i fucked a female wookiee and i was really into it
>Tfw even vanilla Jedi academy and battlefront 1-2 are still fun to this day
>tfw the best of the new EA games won't be even remotely as good as the best of the Lucasarts games