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Wiccan BTFO
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>>77458132
Yeah Wiccan is a pretty faggy name tb h
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It's a lame name and a worse set of beliefs unless you're a fat middle aged woman.
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>>77458132
So he's pretty much word for word using Loki's argument.
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>>77458132
Well, his mom's magic is wicca now. He can actually call himself Wiccan legitimately for once.
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better than kid-thor
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>>77458234
She's not his real mom, she's his previous reincarnation's mom
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>>77458194
perhaps the same could be said of all capitalism
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>Power Man would fit in at Mizzou
Ava can do so much better, I'm glad they're broken up.
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Why does Wiccan have Saucegay hair?
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>>77458269
He has powers because of a lady who does wicca, and by the transitive property his does too, still counts.
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>>77458306
He's going through a phase, and his reality warping powers picked up on that and altered his appearance accordingly
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>>77458132

Powerman really shouldnt be talking about.

Sunspot, Hawkeye, and Songbird are the only good ones.
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>>77458306

yeah noticed it. Its pretty gay. Lame gay not cool gay like fucking another dude.
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So should he be Red Wizard or something
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He can't just be Magic Man

would you have to set up a story with Magik at some point with a name like that?
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>>77458608
Magic with a K is taken.

Hulkling needs a new name too.
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>>77458627

Magic Lad
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>>77458660

He should incorporate Marvel into his name honestly. Or slap an S on and be Super Skrull
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>>77458558
Power Man II is powerful and a man. 100% accurate.
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>>77458337
she only starting doing wicca recently though. in the past she was a chaos magician
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>>77458757
It's a hard retcon over her magic since she was born, isn't it?
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>>77458132
It's nothing that hasn't been said to him before.
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>>77458306
Looking at Powerman it looks like everyone is going full anime.
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>>77459173
>Wicca
>real belief

fuck this shit, Wicca is a bunch of children playing dress-up

They need a proper religion, with recognition and shit
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Maybe he can call himself Pagan.
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>>77459209
Wicca is older than Scientology by about a decade
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>>77459591
Scientology isn't real either, just a bunch of rich children playing mad scientist
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>>77459209
>I've done research
>doesn't just tell him this shit and that the word Wicca's just an Old English term for male witch
Unless there's a swerve later, bravo Ewing.
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>>77459654
the only qualifier you listed for legitimacy was recognition, and scientology has spent billions of celebrity dollars making sure they are recognized by government and the law
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>>77459663
pretty sure Ewing already has a new psuedonym in mind and is just laying some groundwork before the rebranding
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>>77459753
Why doesn't he just call himself demiurge?
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>>77459173
"Well I used to call myself Asguardian... But then I realized ignorant shits like you would think it was about my sexuality and not my belief system"
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>>77459832
Because the sooner that shot gets retconed out of existence the better for everyone
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>>77459438
But he isn't really pagan.
Dude just wishes reeally, really hard until reality gives up and adjusts accordingly. You know, like those people who just bitch about everything and everyone do what they want just so they finally shut up.
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>>77458200
Could make for a passable running joke, I suppose.
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>>77458608
Perhaps, Koren
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>>77459209
>recognition and shit
Wicca is a recognized religion, for like a few decades now. tax exempt and everything

Also I don't see how Wicca is anymore or less ridiculous then any other religion.
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>>77461691
>Wicca is a recognized religion, for like a few decades now. tax exempt and everything
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>>77459173
Wait, Judaism does have a magick tradition, maybe he should call himself kabalan
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>>77461468
he should call himself Obstinance
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>>77458132
Archmage?
Magus?
Cardinal?
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>>77461802
Fuck me, that actually sounds pretty good.
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>>77461874
>Archmage?
Pretty sure it's taken

>Magus?
Also a religion, though a very small Neo-pagan one. I really like occult stuff so I can tell you there are a punch of new age/ neo pagan religions

>Cardinal?
I want this to happen, just because of how funny it would be to see a jew take a Christian title. Even if christos, islammys, and jewwies are the same thing.
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>>77458711
How 'bout Super-Marvel?
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>>77462049
Magus is also taken, it's Warlock's evil alter-ego.
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>>77458757
When it was first stated to be magic, she was heavy into Wicca and earth magic. Cthon and chaos magic was a later retcon.
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>>77462054

10/10 name
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>>77462159
Fuck

Just call yourself Wiccan dude its not like we actually give a rats ass. As long as your not summoning demons for your demon overlord or an angst goth girl who cuts herself your the most positive mainstream rep we got.
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>>77458687
Kid Magic
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>>77462049
>I want this to happen, just because of how funny it would be to see a jew take a Christian title. Even if christos, islammys, and jewwies are the same thing.
Cardinal is also a shade of red, a type of bird and "Cardinal directions"
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>>77462701
All of which are named for the religious title, well the first two for the cloak, but you get the point
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>>77462627
Well, it isn't impossible to come up with a religion-neutral name for a mage. There was for example that one guy called Darklore. Just start mashing magical sounding words together until you get something semi-decent.
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>>77462627
You see, though, Power Man's a self-righteous cunt.
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>>77458306
Bad artist
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>>77459173
Still loving the totally undercover spywork Clint's doing for SHIELD here.
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>>77458299
when did they break up?
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>>77462049
Well shit, if he's Jewish (even lapsed) why not use a name and identity that resonates with Jewish mysticism, like Kabbalah?
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>>77459844
Didn't he change his name for the very same reason?
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>>77459173
Is that POD's GF leaving?
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>>77464364
That's what I said>>77461783 but maybe its too close to Ms. Marvel's real name.

Plus making golems is the only well known jewish magick and most peeps don't even know that was s jewish thing.
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>>77458132
which comic is this
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>>77466270
New Avengers, third issue preview.
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>>77458132
>Jokinen

Did they introduce a Finnish superhero?
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>>77458241
Assguardian?

I'm more upset that he looks like Hobo Saucegay than his name.
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>>77467115
Hickman did like a year ago. He had this robot come and beat up the Avengers.mostly off panel and then it disappeared for months and returned and we found out it was a suit holding a little Finnish lesbian and that's literally all we know about her because Hickman can't be bothered to develop these characters he introduces
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how 'bout The Scarlet Fuccboi
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>>77468407
THe best one here
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>>77458132
>>77459173
Why is Wiccan's code name something that characters are commenting on before his huge, probably magic-induced, gains?
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>>77467622
Brings new meaning to the term "Finnish her!"
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>>77458687
Wizard Boy
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>>77459173
>Manwich
>Man-Witch is Wiccan's new name
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>>77469884
fuck you I laughed
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>>77471006
That's so idiotic that I wouldn't be surprised if it actually happen.
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>>77459832
How can he be Demiurge if Demiurge was Chthon's dad?
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>>77471409
Different Demiurge.
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>>77459173
>Hawkeye
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>>77459209
wicca is about as real as any other religion
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>>77467115
haha no, she's norwegian, of fnnish origin
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>>77458711
Marvel Boy is still vacant or Noh-Varr took it back?
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>>77476014
I always liked Masked Marvel

Just say the old one died or something
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>>77459173
>I'm Jewish
Is this the go to thing for chars these days? I don't think every other superhero realistically would be a jew.
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What the hell does Wiccan do for Mother's day
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>>77476623
Temporarily erase himself from existence. It's just easier that way
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>>77467622
>mostly off panel
What? That fight was very much on panel. The entire issue was devoted to the fight.
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>>77459173
next page pls.

or at least the name of the comic
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Wiccan is a really bad character IMO. Especially all this demiurge shit.
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>>77476527
Wiccan has been jewish since his introduction over a decade ago.
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>>77477217
New Avengers. This is from the preview to issue 3 which doesn't come out until Wednesday. You'll have to wait until then for the next page.
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The Wiz
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Large McHuge
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Wanda would never call them such boring conventional names as Wiccan and Speed.
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So why is Wiccan a big guy now? He seemed pretty twinky in YA.
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>>77458132
>>77459173
Wooooooooooow!
"Muh cultural appropriation!"
AND
"Muh feelings!"

Two pages and already it feels like I'm reading something off of Tumblr.
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>>77480131
I want to see a big box of Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose comics in Powerman's room.
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>>77462701
and there already a Cardinal in MU.
Though he might have switched to Harrier?
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>>77476527
It's a possibility in New York.
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>>77480131
Anon, Power Man's a huge cock about shit like this, to the point where other people are annoyed by it in the same books he's in. It's the point of the character. He's a jab at PC police.
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>>77480549
Has he pulled stuff like this before?

I remember White Tiger being a real cut about how Reptil didn't do enough for the Hispanic community
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>>77478296
He wished Baneposting into existence.
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>>77480634
I know when Mighty Avengers had no white people on the team he brought it up and everyone kept telling him to shut up about it.
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>>77480668
I don't think that happened. An anon storytimed both volumes of Mighty Avengers recently and Power Man never brought that up
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>>77458558
>Sunspot, Hawkeye, and Songbird are the only good ones.

Pretty much all superhero names are silly if you think too hard about it.

I mean, "Superman"? "Batman"? "Spider-Man"? The "X-Men"?
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>>77480758
X-People just doesn't sound as cool.

>To me, my X-People
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>>77480872
>To me, my X-Folk
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>>77480914
>To me, my X-Brethren
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>>77481060
>To me, my X-Senpai
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Duller than dirt!

>ANAD Avengers
Thrill at the spaghetti spilling adventures of young awkward heroes.

>Uncanny Avengers
A bunch of spooky skeletons make annoyed grunting sounds

>New Avengers
Marvel at the petty discussion of toxic appropriation

Excelsior!!!
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>>77481109
All three of those apply to all three of the titles.
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>>77481079
>Zu mir, mein Ü-Volk
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How do we fix Wiccan?
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>>77481218
Take him to the vet?
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>>77481218
Bring Heinberg back to write him
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>>77481333
I doubt Heinberg's gonna work for Marvel ever again.
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>>77481218
More muscle mass.
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>>77480131
This is the craziest thing to get bothered by.

Isn't the reason he changed his name to Wiccan in the first place was because someone pointed out he wasn't asgaurdian?

It's been so long since I've read Young Avengers so maybe I'm remembering wrong.
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>>77482961
>was because someone pointed out he wasn't asgaurdian?
And because a gay man being named "Ass-Guardian" is just asking for ridicule.
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>>77458132
I really don't understand why Sunspot had to be an avenger? Why avengers are constantly taking away X-Men?
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>>77481218
Make him a fanboi twink again, figure out what to do about his personality, and make him more than "Teddy's beau." Oh and bring back Tommy too.
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>>77483552

he isnt. Tony stark doesnt consider new avengers to be avengers.
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>>77483773
Then why the book is called New Avengers?
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>>77483821
because Sunspot does consider the new avengers to be avengers
because he's the one who bought AIM and assembled this team
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>>77481218
let him spend some time with storyteller Loki, who is probably the only person with ties to him that can actually offer insight into the Demiurge power
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>>77483894
so the question remains, why Avengers are stealing X-Men characters? Don't they have enough on their own?
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>>77459173
Wiccan's still shitting up comics while the superior twin gets ignored *sigh*
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>>77483927
When was the last time Sunspot was important as an X-Man?
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>>77458159
Shitty faggy name for a shitty faggot I don't see the problem outside of the fact he's even being used at all.
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>>77483963
He always was.
But why does it matter?
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>>77483927
any instance of the X-Men being shafted or marginalized is due to Marvel trying to devalue the brand so that eventually it will be worth so little they can buy the cinematic rights back
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>>77484024
Thanks for reminding me why I hate marvel.
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>>77484024

only someone said not to create new mutants because they belong to fox.

Which is bullshit since deadpool gets pushed.
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>>77484275
>only someone said not to create new mutants
>Bendis spends his whole run making new mutants
>X-men: Worst X-man Ever is about a new mutant
>new mutant appears in Extraordinary X-men
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I wish avengers would fuck off of X-Men
it's really embarrassing that you have two teams founded by X-character.
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>>77484684

whats the other team?
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>>77484823
Uncanny Avengers
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>>77476527
Why not? Jews run everything in the real world. Go look up how many CEOs are Jews.
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>>77480758
Question for amerifags: do you also use the classification "X-rated movies" for porn movies?
Because as a teen, I was embarassed to say I was a X-Men fan for that reason. Sounded like a gay porn movie
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>>77485161

yeah x-rated, xxx,
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>>77458269
>>77458337
I fucking hate comics, you guys.
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>>77483960
I love those Magneto Family comics so much. Is that Asteroid M in the last panel?
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>>77470976
Harry Potter
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>>77459173
>Hey guys, just here to do some spying!
Fuck, this is just as good as I was promised.
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>>77486101
>I'm getting out the good noose
top kek.
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>>77486351

muggle
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>>77486101
Quinjet.
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>>77486837
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>>77487063

he did, got keked
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>>77487348
Wanda?
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>>77484022
No he really wasn't. He spent years as a member of the Hell fire Club and even became Lord Imperial but nothing ever came of it.

He was a member of the reunited New mutants but was easily the least prominent or developed member of the team during Wells and DnA's runs

And then AvX happened and New Mutants got canceled and Hickman got to snatch up Roberto and Sam because the X-Books were about to become trash
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>>77487984

he could've ended up like Magma
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>>77488178
The OC from X-Men Legends?
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>>77487405
No, Chrystal. She literally had an affair with some real estate salesman in the Vision-Wanda book where she was pregnant.
Its the book that had Magneto come over for Thanksgiving dinner in a fucking Turtleneck, its great.
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>>77489520
Oh I forgot about her. That's even worse.
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I never realized I needed more Jewish father Magneto in my life
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>>77484022
Okay, let me phrase this differently.

Would you rather have him languish in writer's limbo until someone remembers him again, or would you rather he be the lead character of a book that has nothing to do with the awful direction X-Men's currently going?
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>>77481218
Make him straight.
Or make Hulkling turn into a girl.
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>>77483552
>>77483821
They're "New Avengers", but not actually "Avengers". Like how there were Mighty Avengers or Young Avengers.
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>>77459591
Not him, but wicca is pretty much just the remnants of the 1920s occultism movements repackaged into a religion, and Greg Bear has a letter from L. Ron Hubbard he got in the 1950s that states "the real way to get rich is to start a religion."
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>>77461468
>Dude just wishes reeally, really hard until reality gives up and adjusts accordingly.

So he's transgender?
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>>77488216
Magma is an old New Mutants character. What are you talking about?
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>>77492964

i think its a joke. I looked up legends and she is a playable character.
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>>77490397
That would literally make them worse. Then it'd be a fucking straight guy acting like a huge cunt for no reason. Marvel already has too many of those.
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Why doesn't he just call himself Wicked?
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>>77496782
Cause he's not a lesbian.
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>>77461691


Wicca's silly because it's repackaged and heavily watered down Order of the Golden Dawn made so that Gardner could see pretty young girls dance and get rich in the process.

That's not a religion, that's a con act. In comparison Buddha gave up material wealth and neither Mohammed nor Jesus seemed interested in the financial aspects.
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>>77462049

I'd find it rather odd if he called himself after the Persian priesthood :p
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>>77462350

Was it Witchcraft or Wicca? The two are different.

Her old mentor Agatha Harkness was a real witch who is not associated with Wicca in any form at all. So if you're referring to what she learned from Agatha Harkness it's not Wicca
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>>77464364

Can you imagine the League of Pissed Off Jews?
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>>77459173
>>77461783
That is a good point, he should be using Jew magic
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>>77498144
How does Jew magic work?
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>>77498448
Ask Madonna.
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>>77458132
So Toni Ho is going to hook up with Pod right?
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>>77498448
not even Jews know, but the Kabalah, or however the fuck it's spelled, is ancient and well known, for an occult system.
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>>77481218
I for one liked the name Asguardian.
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>>77487063
>>77486101
>>77483960

There needs to be one with Magneto on Maury getting told he is not the father.

Seems he only has Polaris left (but thats always been sketchy) and he fucked her over at the end of magneto
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>>77498093
Mohammad was a horse-thief, bandit, and warlord.
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