hello. moe's tavern

>>77457508
HEY YOUR SISTER'S BEIN RAPED

I'm looking for Jake Oliver Clothesoff

Yeah, I'm looking for a Mister Hunt.

First name Mike.

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>>77457508
Oops, sorry, wrong number!

>>77457596

hang on a sec

HEY IS I WANT SEE AN OLIVER CLOTHESOFF

CAN SOMEONE GET OLIVER CLOTHESOFF ?

>>77457508
Im looking for Erma, Erma Rapperbuts

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>>77457508

I'm looking for a Big Guy...first name Bane.

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>>77457891
Is there a Bane Big Guy in here?! I'm looking for a Bane Big Guy! There's someone on the phone for you.

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>>77457508
Hello, my name is Dr. Humm, first name Ike. I'm trying to locate a patient who missed an appointment and his wife gave me this number. His name is Mr Butts, first name Harry. Could you please see if he's there?

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>>77457972
Was getting called part of your plan?

>>77458186
Hold on lemme check?

There's a Doctor here looking for a Mr Butts. First name Harry. If Harry is here please can he make himself known.

>>77457508

Im looking for Mike . His last name is Roach.

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>>77458186
Hold on, gimme a sec

HEY BUTTS? HARRY BUTTS?

DR. IKE HUMM FOR HARRY BUTTS!

Can you (Or could you in the past) actually call a bar and ask for a patron? It seems weird to me.

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>>77457546
Sorry stewie but i don't have sister.
however, the yours too.

>>77458371
Yeah you could, before cell phones it was regularly used by wives to call their husbands to come home.

>>77457508
Hey, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Faggot, first name Opisa?

>>77457508
seven daaaays

>>77458628
underrated post