ITT: Movies that men will never understand

>>77445880
Tangled was better.

But men are the ones who obsess over this movie

Women just go "muh sisterly bond, muh lesbian allegory"

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Because real men don't cry

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Men are too wrapped up in the miasma of hypermasculine patriarchal violence to realize the deadly messages these movies send to society.

What's not to get? I very clearly understand that I want to tie Elsa and Anna up in a BDSM dungeon in my basement and force them to make out with each other and drink each other's piss after which I violate all of their orifices. :^)

>>77445880
I guess, I saw the movie and I thought it was underwhelming, rushed character development, 2/4 stars movie.

>>77445954
More like blatant messages revealing illuminati agenda

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>>77445880
Diaz does

>>77446079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LZSLwOS5Co&

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>>77445954
Jonathan Mcintosh does

>>77446124
This guy is literally the opposite of Frank Miller in terms of what 9/11 did to him.

>>77446145
He's Bizzaro Miller!

>movies that anyone not in a lesbian incest relationship with their sister will never understand

>>77445880
>same thread in /tv/ and /r9k/

hmmmm...

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>>77446026

But the porn though

>>77446079

lol

I really don't get the whole "movies men/women will never understand" threads.
What's the point of them?

>>77445880
i love how a jpeg of kirstoff is photoshopped in there next tp an HD sven

>>77446145
>from 9/11 two phantoms were born

I still don't get Mulan

goodfellas

upstream color
also women will never understand it
nobody will

>>77447584
They're jokes man, nobody takes them seriously...well women do.

>>77445880
I first watched this movie with a guy. He liked it just fine.

>>77445898
This is my opinion as well.

Can /co/ please stop taking every single shitty /tv/tard maymay?

>>77445921
>kind of want to watch this
>commercial on tv
>"IS THERE AN EMOJI FOR GOOD GRIEF?"
>Fucking dropped

I seriously hope that line isn't really in the film.

>>77449073
What's not to get about Mulan? It portrays the pressures of being a woman, and then questions the value of that, and examines gender roles in particular.

>>77450391
It's not. Don't get thrown by the "down with the kids" studio marketing that Blue Sky is pulling. There aren't any pop songs or emojis in the actual film. It's a legitimately good movie that does a pretty great job channeling Schulz' original comic strip.

>>77449073
The point is the Confucian value system. Well, the point of the last five minutes. Confucius put filial duties above duties to the state as the more immediate one. So he was a-okay with desertion if you ran home to take care of your sick father. Which naturally got him the ire of Legalists because guess what every asshole and his dog got in the mail a day before any battle.

>>77445880
>Smug bitch runs away from her problems and fucks everyone else over: The movie

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>>77453070
>Blue Sky