Who will you work for /co/? As a henchmen,minion,lacky or etc.

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assistant to the assistant manager, Strickland propane

we sell propane and propane accessories

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I'm not the kind of guy who would join the army, but I am the kind of guy who would join B.P.R.D

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>>77427595

For Her. As w-whatever She wants me to be.

tit resting station.

I wanna hench for the Riddler

>>77427679

What if she tied you up, hung you on a wall, fed you only Viagra, and used you as nothing more than her personal dildo? Would you still be willing to join her team then?

>>77427667
I don't want to be a faceless combat agent though, they die horribly all the time.

>>77427827
You would die pretty quickly on a diet of nothing but Viagra.

>>77427850

That's what I am saying.

I'd get a job as the Shocker's only henchman.

>>77427850
What are you? Gay?

>>77427595
When did Zukko get tits?

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>>77427595
Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defence, or the Office of Secret Intelligence.

>>77427847
Having a face doesn't keep you safe either. What usually keeps a agent alive is that they had their gun already in their hands

I want to be a Klokateer. Yes I know of the high death rate and likeliness of my brutal mutilation, but Toki is one of the few /co/ characters I want to protect.

I fear not my mortality.

>>77427595
I'd like to be the Storm Trooper equivalent of Henchman #21.

>>77428137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvswNDAAZCU

>>77427850
>doesn't want to get fucked to death by a big-titted villain
And you think you're valuing your life...

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>>77427827
>What if she tied you up, hung you on a wall, fed you only Viagra, and used you as nothing more than her personal dildo? Would you still be willing to join her team then?

I guess I'd just have to deal, pham.

>>77427850
>You would die pretty quickly on a diet of nothing but Viagra.

Oh what a horrible fate.

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If they ever set up an office I'd gladly be their male secretary/receptionist

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Wife

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would henchmen for the best villain

>>77427796
>Wanting to hench for anyone in Gotham

Personal assistant. Making evil appointments and scheduling shit. Picking up coffees and other junk. I'd be alright with that. Plus it's not illegal so the protag can't do anything to me.