ITT: /co/ related desires

Bachelor Chow. I didn't realize how much it would come in handy once I started living alone.

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Not being American, I had no idea what the fuck this was, and I wanted it badly. At first I thought it was a very soft potato with whipped cream.

I'v always wanted to taste the Yahoo soda from Hey Arnold

I would actually be surprised if something analogous didn't exist in japan

in fact I just checked and came up with dozens of different snacks and candy bars with sea weed in them

>>77426620
It's yoo hoo.

You do know what kelp is, right?

>>77426586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NCigh54jg
No I don't know what idiot told him to name it Soylent.

>>77426548
Mmm..Kelp Nougat Crunch

>>77426590
A twinkie. Essentially my far off across the water cousin, it is a soft and spongy cake with cream, which our friend added more cream to.

If you already know this now, might I add....nuking these bad boys for 5 seconds in a microwave......is beautiful. Its what freedom tastes like

>>77428259

man. a deliberately flavorless "food replacement" designed by a man who refuses to wear anything other than a 1-piece nomex jumpsuit because the idea of having to put on pants and a shirt separately triggers his brain's inefficiency alarm. i know "autistic" is an accusation that gets flung around pretty freely on the internet, but the soylent guy is genuinely so goddamn deep in aspergatory it's barely even funny any more.

>>77429233
I heard he did zero research into actual nutrition and basically just made it through trial and error

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>>77429233
The best part is that he didn't even do anything revolutionary. This shit already does the same thing, you don't need to mix it, it's a lot cheaper and it's evaluated by the FDA. It's actually not great for you but it's a lot better than the soup of random nutrients that is Soylent.

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All of these bad boys!

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Drink in that bun.

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>>77429591
I actually made a glass of sudsuu once. Basically all the gummy bears stuck together and I just drank the milk, then ate a bunch of soggy gummy bears.

Not bad.

>>77429600
Now do Chocozuma's Revenge.

>>77426634
I feel really appreciative of this scene, and the Bikini Bottomites eating sea veg in general when I acquired a taste for Tao Kae Noi. (The tomyam flavour's especially awesome.)

>>77428306
I remember finding out that the cake was basically what Malaysians call the Twiggie (generalized nickname).

>>77432229
*brandname.

Reptar Bars, man.

Reptar Bars

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>>77429304
holy shit nigga you are drinking ensure? you crazy? ensure is usually used for people with low levels of calories and vitamins, that shit can make you go goddamn fat in less than a month.

also I know is not /co/ but whatever is this thing I want to try it.

>>77434102
>Miyazaki food
Anon please, I just ate.

>>77434102
It's spirit food, so it'd be completely different to anything you've tasted before, yet also familiar and delicious. Plus you could eat as much as you want without getting full, only satisfied, and you don't even need to poop it out .

>>77428259
>>77429304
>>77429263

huh, apparently that Thunt character who does the lumpy sad goblins comic is a huge fan of Soylent's soothing flavorlessness, weird. I mean i knew the guy was at least partially brainwrong but i didn't have him pegged as a full-blown hugbox dweller.

>>77434428
the thing that looks like a slug is called bawan and it's a taiwanese dish

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>>77434428
>Ensure is spirit food
>you don't even need to poop it out!
>Its magical and no i wont get fat shut up Ensure is so perfect it doesnt make your shit stink because makes you not have to poop


Your psychotic delusions grow more interesting every day, Anon.

Lickity Split from Angry Beavers god it looked so good

>>77434636
pretty sure he was talking about the food from the pic

>>77434704
But its funnier to imagine an anon in his squalid basement hole, every surface completely covered in of bottles of Ensure, utterly convinced of its magic. His computer monitor and keyboard resting on top of unopened boxes of the drink. On the wall, is a framed picture of a bottle of Ensure, surrounded by the light of candles, said candles all sitting in empty bottles of Ensure

>>77428306
I never had a twinkie before until i went to college and there was one sitting in the vending machine.

Fuck those things are good.