Would you?

>>77423532
I'm no mugga.

She wants me to cry until no tears are left?

>>77423546
She's want you to impregnate her and then skedaddle

>>77423532
Going to war?
fuck no

>>77423546
shoot off your toe in the middle of it so you cxan dodge the draft

>>77423532
>Can't maintain an erection
>cry most of the night
>realize she'll cheat on me the second I'm on the train

>>77423546

Hit it and then get sniped by a German leaving her with an orphan bastard!

>>77423688
For real though. If I were legitimately going to war I would be freaking out too much to enjoy anything.

Whats the catch?

>>77423532
She wants me to shoot somebody? Is it her?

I don't understand this anology

>>77424097
The catch is that you remain boco. I'm so sorry.

>>77424168

Crap.

>>77423532
Delete my porn in the off chance I die?

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>>77423532
>Make love to me...
>...Like my husband were away at war and you're the black scumshit I met on my favorite hook-up app that will get me pregnant and drive my husband into a psychotic break from reality

>>77423532
What an absurd number of pillows.

>>77423532
who's she?

>>77424562
The Marvel universe's Aphrodite, Greek Goddess of Love.

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Would I?

>>77424602

Really?

Well, if Kratos can do it...

>>77424562
It's about par for the course with most women's beds. It's ridiculous. By the time they're done getting rid of the pillows to finally go to sleep, they've created a pillow maze on the side of the bed or have them stacked up like 7 feet high on a nearby chair. God damn ladies, why do you need so many stupid pillows?

>>77424602
Who she talking to in the comic?

>>77424634
Kek

>>77424681
Fuck, meant that for >>77424538

>>77424684
One of the greatest Marvel characters ever.

>>77424710
The world's tallest midget is in this comic?

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>>77424710
You called?

>>77423532

In this time and age I'd make her sign a waiver first.