Best Freakazoid Quotes

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>>77417852

WENDELL!!!!

Poo-gas.

>>77422427
Crud-vapors

HUGBEES!!!

DO I?!?!?!?!

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>>77423711
WOULD I?!

THAT'S URANUS!

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>>77423768

Let's see you light the candle with your nose.

Oh, Mr. Gutierez....... HEY! GUTIEREZ!

>>77419980
Unfamiliar with the concept of best Freakazoid quotes. Probably never even heard of, let alone ever watched an episode of Freakazoid. That's just sad.

Hey chubby boy, where is your donkey?

Can we see the hula girls, again? I LIKE those!

I'm not the weenie....... YOU'RE the weenie.......!!!

That was quite a jolt, Freak!

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>>77423835

"Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!"

"You probably shouldn't have helped us build it either."

"I know! Dumb!"

Goodness me!
Why what was that?
Silent be!
Its that darn cat!

>>77419953
if we had meat this is where we'd put it

>>77419953
Now you're worthy of the title Freakadog.

>important plot point
>another important plot point
>not important
>not important... but interesting

LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS WOULD YA?

WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE SOME COFFEE WITH CREAM..OR SOMETHING.

LAUGH WITH ME, JOCCO

>>77425070

EEEEEE! EEEEEEE!

>>77425048
SHEEEESH

Do you want to see something strange and mystical?

Hi, Jill. I understand you had something removed. Maybe that something was YOUR HEART!

Scream.

>>77425351

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>77419953
LIAAAAARRRRRR

>>77425090
Most people your age die. Why won't you?

>>77425048
That guy really was a goddamn weirdo.

>>77419953
I like meat too much

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One time a space ship full of aliens came down and kidnapped our writing staff. The aliens threatened to blow up the Earth with a solonite bomb unless the writing staff wrote a big, splashy musical number for the Lobe. The writing staff worked for days on the song. The aliens were so pleased with it they agreed not to blow up the Earth. So the next time someone says, 'I don't know why they did that real long musical number in Freakazoid,' you can tell them. You can tell them of the time a rag-tag group of cartoon writers saved the Earth from destruction. And that each new day that dawns over this great, big blue planet of ours is due to these brave individuals.

>>77425502

You can get married and still like meat.

>>77425048
BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE

You guys ever hear about that CandleJack guy? He's pretty sca

>>77425720

I think theres a THUUUUUUUMB tack under my fanny!

>>77425211

NO!

>>77425552
Best moment of 90's television, excluding The Simpsons.

>>77425552

If I knew how to work SFM, I would totally remake this, choreography and all, but with a grander feel. More dancers and so on.

Darn the luck! DARN!