Mature Waifu Thread

>>77389670
>Krabapple
>mature

Please kill yourself

You do realise there's plenty of real women like that, right? Including desperate ones (your target demographic).

>>77389700

but how do we meet them

soccer moms don't use tinder

>>77389670
Why don't you make this thread on /b/ or just /aco/ now that that's a thing.

>>77389693
>>77389698
>>77389700
Just post 'em, faggots.

>>77389720
No, but they do use outdated dating sites like OKCupid. Seriously, go check on there. Just watch out for the crazy ones.

>>77389723
Fuck off faggot

>>77389670
Wasn't she revealed to actually be a guy in some episode?

>Both of Neds wives are kill

Stupid Flanders.

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I got you bro.

Babs from Batman Beyond

"I bet I could relax you" flirting with her husb the episode where there's some drug in gotham that turns teens into furry hybrids

/thread

>>77389670
>Dead Waifu

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Massive is top shelf. So is Mrs. Katswell, but I don't want to deal with a ban for posting a screencap again.

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Easy

>>77389753
OKCupid is outdated?

>>77390281
*animated.

>>77389693

Her name's Krabapple? I've been calling her crandall!

>>77391356
Well something's animating in my lap.

>>77390281
Moar?

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W-well, t-technically she is m-mature

>>77389700
>>77389753
So just how easy is it to find a cougar interested in some fun? And do they have a cutoff age for guys? I'm 20, worried they might think that's too young.

>>77390789
Sorry, grandpa.
>>77391689
Relatively easy as long as you pick the ones that are single and without children. I think the ones you're looking for don't really have a cutoff age, if anything you'd be a little trophy to drag along to bars.
>Why do you think they're called cougars
>They fucking HUNT

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Best blonde mom coming through

>>77391785
But she's not mature for her age. Miriam is klutz.

>>77391850
She's a mom stuck in a loveless marriage struggling with alcoholism, she's probably more mature than people realize.

>>77391530
solid pick. wish there was more of her.

What, like... in age?

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Why is it fucking impossible to find this classy lady?

>>77392306
Part of me wants this spliced with that fan animation of her going to town on a dildo on the couch.

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You know you would

>>77391785
If you could sober her up.

>>77389670
Shes dead.

>>77394098
>joelaskos slapped, mrskatswell, and counting cougar stuff

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Something I'm working on. Naughty bits omitted b/c SFW board but you can imagine them. Maybe later I'll post the finished image somewhere else.

>>77391765
>Sorry, grandpa.
Just legit curious why it's considered out-of-date. I know a lot of people who still use OKCupid.

>>77395827
Her waist and hips look pretty good, but her upper and lower body seem to not quite line up.

>>77395969
She's supposed to be turning a bit to the right.

I left that blank space next to Marge so I can draw another character in there. So who would you like to see showering with her.

>>77396213
Barney

>>77396213
Pikachu

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>>77396239
Why did I see this answer coming before I even clicked Submit.

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>>77396213
Ignore trolls.

>>77396213
Bart because c'mon, incest /ss/ ftw.

>>77395827
Somehow I think her hair should be a little longer. Like in Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialid'ohcious.

>>77396213
Chris-chan

>>77395969
I did the original version of this last night but it came out kind of badly and then I realized that I had to consult some drawing guides on the female body.

>>77396482
The female body is pretty tough to draw, but actually children are one of the hardest things to pull off. Realistic children, not cartoony ones. It's darn rare to see a comic or cartoon that has a realistic looking child in it.

>>77390281

Holy hell, I went her to tenderly dominate me.

Jesus, I just went through my entire waifu folder and none of them are over 25.
Should I be worried?

>no maddie fenton yet
i cant post i am at work

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> Still not teacher of the year

>>77398716
Nah, it's /co/. You're among friends.

>>77398736
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Madeline_Fenton/1

>>77399216
That was anticlimactic.

>>77399395
I could put in any character you like of course.

>>77399216
Why are the most believable character pairings always the most boring.

>>77400254
I'm sorry he didn't draw Santa's Little Helper mounting the Sea Captain.

>>77399216
Draw Marge with Mrs. K in keeping with the OP image.

>>77401234
Yarr, nothing more genuine than two salty sea dogs entwined like a net 'round a fresh catch!

>>77401234
This is like something Drawn Sex would do.

>>77399216
Mitebcool once you color it in and add her naughty bits.

>>77401458
But then it would have to be posted somewhere other than /co/ because nsfw.

>>77401516
Big deal. That's what /b/ is for.

>>77389698
You first faggot.

YOU FIRST!