All-New, All-Different Avengers storytime

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/end
Kitty Khan was a nice intro though

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Or is it Kamala Pryde?
Oh, and the Kubert/Asrar on the cover means: main story = Kubert, backup= Asrar

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"The first Avengers team where every single member has their own solo book" wouldn't have been an appropriate tagline

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These pages we already saw thanks to the previews

>>77385031
Did op die?
Meh, oh well. Go check out >>77384099
for a better and more comfy comic than this

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>Redwing's face when
Sorry for the slow internet today
Not that anyone seems to be reading along

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>>77385092
Think less "die" and more "be engulfed in a rage fit against his router"
Anyway hi Max, how's your father, did he kill anyone recently?

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This "blowup" wasn't even that much considering what we saw in Spencer's comic.

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>New Avengers are not really Avengers
Go burn down Luke and Jessica's house while you're at it

>>77384946
Haven't even read it yet.
Still needs more Wanda.

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Who's this guy anyway?
I remember he's Chinese and not much more.

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>>77385179
A Doc Strange movie is coming out and they realized "oh shit, we didn't do anything worth it with magic in the last 10 years"
So Wanda is entirely in the magic corner of the MU now

>>77385031
>not muh cap!
I'm with that guy.

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LE EPIN CHITAURI MEME
GOD I LOVE MOVIES STUFF MARVEL
MMM PLEASE SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT SOME MORE

>>77385206
he's got as much a claim as Bucky

>>77384987
Tony can't even give Vision a decent salary. It's partially his fault why his marriage is falling apart.

>>77385213
Bucky ain't muh cap either.

>>77384975
Motherfucker was responsible for everyone getting Axis'd.

>>77385164
At least NA saved Paris from the Gorilla Scorpion with a crystal for a head and ANAD Avengers couldn't even handle Radioactive Man.

>>77385230
>>77385212
It's just some continuity from the last issue of the last Nova volume. Calm your tits.

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Is this Serpent Crown 2.0?

>>77385213
But Bucky is white, anon.

>>77385251

Miles why did you say anything? No we have to wait 3 issues to find out their stupid fucking plan

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>>77385248
Sam's book actually started with Chitauri stuff and everyone back then wondered "wait, since when are Chitauri 616?"
In these two years they've popped up everywhere like they're this new huge menace, that's what I find annoying.

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>that last sequence
Ok, that was good. /m/ would approve.

>>77385212
Oh God we're being storytimed to by a faggot.

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I'm not sure about what to think of this big new push on Iron Man yet.

>>77384975
>How dare you insinuate Carol Danvers is not awesome!
>Also, the property damage I guess

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>>77385290
I'm the Original Poster, anon.
I'm a faggot by definition.
>no venom blast insta-resolving the situation
Not muh Miles

>>77384987
>None currently hold the mantle of the Avengers
What about the Uncanny Avengers?

>>77385311
They're the Unity Team or some shit.

>>77385164
>Those teams don't count because I say so

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GG Avengers
Now for the backup

>>77385212
Oh noes, writers are using Chitauri, how horrible.
It's no different from using any alien race, get that stick out of your ass

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When's Bendis-Pickelli book due anyway?

>>77385014
All that freedom in the last panel

Well this sucked.

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>>77385343
MCU enablers? in MY thread?

>>77385031
The birth of a reality TV show right here...

>>77385334
That's it? Really? Fucking Iron Man had more happen in its first issue.

>>77385334
How exactly did Miles and Sam survive an enegry blast capable of disabling the Hulkbuster?

>>77385095
HA! Great counter Sam!

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>>77385354
But wait, there's the cute part now

>>77385370
Waid has been awful for years. Don't bother asking.

>>77385359
Unf dat Nakia ass

>>77385359
Why would anyone in-universe want the Hulk on an Avengers team?
He's suposed to be a hated and feared monster who keeps destroying stuff, and every time he joined the Avengers he ended up Hulking out and quitting.
And isn't Banner missing anyway?

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>>77385370
The power of plot armor.

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>>77385381
Actual 616 Hulk has died and got substituted with awesome MCU Hulk in everyone's mind, that's how.

>>77385370
Shield bullshit for Sam.

Miles is being partially shielded by hulkbuster.

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You hear that, Bruno?
It's the sound of incoming NTR

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Oh Microverse, you so crazy.

>>77385382
Isn't that a pacific rim monster

>>77385404
Did Sam break up with that other girl from his book?

>>77385143
Maybe your stock plummeting has to do with you poisoning the water supply in San Francisco and blackmailing everyone in the city into pay $99/day for the Extremists App

>>77385415
Why the fuck is she taking the rampaging monster's side?

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Is it wrong that I'm enjoying this dynamic?
Is this how teen love bullshit will suck me in?

>>77385430
She's dumb enough to be a fan of Carol Danvers, the jingoistic space cop. She ain't that bright.

>>77385427
Please, Roxxon does far worse on a daily basis

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MISUNDERSTANDINGS

>>77385430
Kamala doesn't like hurting things. She felt sad punching a giant alligator that shot laser beams. Wolverine had to buy her food afterwards.

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Just like in my shoujo manga!

>>77385451
>Kamala doesn't like hurting things
>HE MADE AN INSIDE JOKE, I"M GONNA FUCK WITH HIS INNER EAR

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>Kamala is tsundere now

>>77385460
>Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

>Kamala going tsundere on Nova
Goddammit I'm shipping them already

>>77385460
Sam why do you look like Bobby

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And that was it.
This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

>>77385460
Damnit. I didn't wanna have fun with this cause of the lack of Wanda, but I'm having fun!
First Agents of Shield makes me like the jerk Lash and now this!

>>77385460
>Nova is Sam
>Captain America is Sam
Is it too late to get Cannonball on this team?

>>77385489
Show lash or comic book lash?

>>77385351
>When's Bendis-Pickelli book due anyway?
February

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Well, backup was cute but main story was trash

>>77385464
>>77385474
>hurf durf I use words I don't get the meaning of

>>77385480
>Sam... you're gay.

>>77385286
>go limp

wroks everytime

>>77385463
She doesn't like hurting things like animals, people are fair game.

Fuck it.

I'm shipping them straight to hell!

>>77385460
>>77385482
You're an idiot Sam

So she's angry at him for causing property damage?

Didn't she get her classroom attacked by a giant robot? She's caused just as much collateral damage

Judgemental bitch

>>77385460
SOMEONE CALL THE PARAMEDICS

>>77385496
Show Lash, but it's still something I did not want to have to like.
Although, in hindsight, the reason I don't like comic Lash is because Inhumanity crossovers kept interrupting my favorite books that got canceled just as they were about to be cancelled (New Warriors, All-New Invaders, Avenger's AI). And Lash was usually the harbinger of said interrupting crossover. But if you think about it, Lash's whole deal was that he was fed up with all the excess Inhumans and was killing off all the 'unworthy' ones. So I suppose his goal is the same as mine: getting rid of all the unnecessary Inhumanity tie-ins.
Damnit! Now they got me sympathizing with comic Lash! This whole day is ruined!

>>77385482
That was great. Fuck, can we just have Sam, Kamala and Miles being dumb teenagers?

>>77385513
A public school is going to get rebuilt when it gets destroyed. A small, family owned business is going to go under.

>>77385536
This.

>>77385513
She was in class and a robot tracked her down and attacked destroying a classroom.

She didn't purposefully throw a monster into a building.

>>77385373
>Please love our new superheroine like new wolverine, please please please

She did it.

She found a way to be more cute!

>>77385568
She's not new...

>>77385536
>Fuck, can we just have Sam, Kamala and Miles being dumb teenagers?
>Sam's mad at Steve's idealism, so he tells all the nearby birds to shit on him
>Tony won't go track down the dangerous criminal stockpiling magic artifacts until he gets a high five
>Thor does a flyby so she can help Tony get laid for some reason
No, you can't have just them being dumb teenagers. It's all of 'em.

>>77385482
That afternoon, a fanfic called NOVA'S A JERK was posted online.
It became the most popular non-shipping superhero fanfic ever

>>77385463
Right,because when people think that, they always mean it. Did you have any social interaction in the last month?

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>>77385499

>>77385460
>>77385482
You can actually hear Sam's heart breaking

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>>77385580
Don't forget the Vision wipes his mind and makes himself a Robo-Waifu the minute he starts having genuine feelings for a girl.

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Robbie when?

He can be the group's Wolverine. The murder guy they keep on staff so everyone else can have the moral high ground!

>>77385586
>When someone makes a joke, it's totally normal to have thoughts about severely hurting them
Stay on your meds.

>>77385447
To be fair, it is generally seen as creepy to sneak up on girls in dark alleyways

>>77385629
The joke he's making is about her secret identity. Bruno is risking someone finding out

>>77385198
>you should be on twitter
Do people talk like that in America?

>>77385212
Isn't that method of teleportation also known as "kill myself and a clone of me will take my place somewhere else"?

>>77385213
Actually no, Bucky is over him in the Cap bowl, he just didn't take the mantle because he was too busy being ALLEGELY space CIA but Kot fucked that up into being a story where Bucky kills like, a single dictatorship, falls in love to a multi gendered alien, gets criticized for his "main pain" for trying to help her save her kingdom and failing while his future self from a reality where he solved all of the Universe issues went back in time to play dogfight with an alternate reality crossbones.

No wonder it sold just under 20k. It's like let's take this character and bum around with it for 12 issues.

>>77385212
So, what's the problem here anon?

>>77385646
So what, she's a huge fangirl, they spend their free time standing around playing Dante and Randall, and her other friends don't already know Captain Marvel's her favorite?

You'd think if they haven't put together that the little brown girl wearing Carol's old outfit is their friend, mentioning a fact that they already know wouldn't tip 'em off.

>>77385674
There's a cartoon about this. Creeped me right the fuck out as a kid.

>>77385251
You were invisible Mile, as in they could not fucking see you, why the fuck would you talk?!

>>77385674
Yup, also known as the Star Trek teleportation

>>77385259
>>77385713
The "Uh oh" is in response to the big guy looking up and noticing him.

>>77384975
Well, we are off to a good start

>>77385334
Jobbing at its finest, god damn.

>>77385359
Good girl Kamala, never show them your true power levels.

When will real Thor wield Mjolnir again

>>77385373
Kamala and Bruno got good taste

>>77385404
>Kamala can still do her Pym thing
Fuck yes, thank you based Marvel!

Tony is covering Miles.

>>77385370
Tony is covering Miles.

>>77385636
In Sam defense, it IS the middle of the day, that ally isn't THAT dark.

Look at those two piles of garbage.

If I get more of stuff like Kamala and Nova, I'll really like this book.

>>77385791
Soon maybe. the end of thors has ultimate thor's hammer showing up in 616

>>77385877
We'll definetly get more Kamala and Nova shenanigans.
Hell, the cover to issue 3 is the entire team trying to beat up Nova

>>77385164
Wait wait

Guys for real here do we know what The World thinks happened during the incursion?

Do people just not remember the whole end of the world and Steve and Tony trying to kill each other thing?

>>77385435
>>77385447
>>77385460
>>77385482
Oh fuck! Look at them flail and miss every single beat!
>OHMYGODAGIRLWHADDOIDOWHADDOIDO?!
>OHMYGODAHEROTALKINGTOMEWHADDOIDOWHADDOIDO?!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>77385404
And yessir! Right on the property damage in Jersey.
Well, not the only reason they are at odds, but the initial disagreement.

>>77385334
That's it? Not even an assemble or anything. Heroes meet up then a villain shows up would've been just the first 4 pages of the book just a few years ago. That Chitauri intro was five and a half pages long. Jesus.

>>77385658
Young people do.

>>77386093
But who said that was an older dude.

>>77385713
>>77385259
I think the dude used magic or something to trump his camo. He usually doesn't have a corona like that.

>>77385230
So is this nameless dude a new character or someone we've seen before?

I assume this has to do with the Qeng Dynasty stuff. Which now that I saw it out loud sounds a lot like Kang Dynasty

If Miles becomes the straight man to Kamala and Nova shenanigans I might actually like him.

>>77386064
Why yes. Because they introduce the characters for people people who don't know them.
Sam is Captain America, but broke and not accepted. Tony is still Iron Man, but not as rich by far. Miles is Spider Man, but people don't take him seriously. And they will need backup against that guy.
That guy is menacing, has a history with Nova and the new owner of Avengers Tower is willing to cooperate with him, tells him of an artifact which will be important, we get a hint of his non-humanity.
I think the space taken up is perfectly adequate. Although they might have drawn it out a little to end on the note of them being defeated.

>>77386167
Could be Loki, actually. Or Malekith.

>>77386124
And not a human, as he stated. So his slips into unfitting vernacular may be excused.

>>77386181
Who really cares? Seriously, if those two keep flailing at each other like that, he could just sit by with a bucket of popcorn and I would love it.

>>77385296
Buy Avengers Age of Ultron on DVD!

>>77386167
>>77386200
please do not be Loki
I'm tired of Waid turning anti-vilains into one-dimensional villains

>>77386200
Loki and Malekith are being saved for Aaron's book though aren't they?

Is this the Emerald Warlock, that's gonna pop in Uncanny and Scarlet Witch?

>>77385536
If that's at least half the book it'll be worth it

>>77385370
Cap's shield has always been working like a force field.

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDD

y u do dis 2 me?

>>77385272
>>77385286
>don't black out
>go limp
Is this the 60s/70s?

Fuck fuck fick. I'm shipping them. Thanks a lot marvel why didn't you make this book crappy

If Vision becomes as abusive to his kids as he is his wife I understand after spending the day dealing with Kamala and Nova.

>>77386513
This book *was* crappy, just the Sam/Kamala part was cute and obvious shipbait.

>>77386532
Sam watched Twilight AND has no friends at school. He knows exactly what shipping means.

>>77385095
ah, that's pretty cool
mediatic colour choice is a good issue to write about

>>77385213
Falcon has spent more time allied with Cap than Bucky did so Falcon has more of a claim to be honest.

That tiny ass lightning bolt bugs me.

>>77385675
>Actually no, Bucky is over him in the Cap bowl
How so?

bucky was dead for a long ass time anon

>>77385031
>Not my Cap
Ugh
>Social media is a thing
UGH

>>77386647
Social media IS thing in this age. You're complaining about reality now?

>>77386665
Not that anon, but yes?
What are you going to complain about then? Comic books?

>>77385334
that was lame and inappropriate for a first issue, also the drawings are way too weak for a book with such an importance

>>77386362
Is he the gender swap of Wanda?

>>77386674
I just think it's dumb to complain about a comic showing social media

>>77385373
Bruno dissing on a dead man just for a piece of ass, what a cunt

Not bad, not bad at all Waid, Ill have to keep up with this.

>>77386200
This comic definetly introduced more stuff and had more content than Geoff Johns' first JL issue

>>77385658
No, but given that most of Marvel and its readers are incapable of not basing their entire worldviews off social media, I can see where they're coming from.

>>77385460
>Sam sweating
lost my shit

Kamala a shit, she's terrible. Sam was being nice, she's a shit.

>>77385577
She's new as wolverine which was probably the point of the post, guy.

>>77385460

JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES.

MY LITTLE KAMALA CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS CUTE.

Main was slow as shit and boring set-up.
Sam and Khamala are qt as fuck tho.

Why don't they acknowledge this is some JLE tier Avengers team? None of these people are avengers material, and I'm pretty sure they are literally who for the average reader.

>>77385482
Jesus Christ, this back-up is fucking awful, it made me resent both characters are dumb assholes. Is Kamala written decently anywhere but in her solo book?

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>>77385460
Holy shit

>>77386897
They both suck. Sam was being awkward and creepy.

>>77386995
Sorry, but fuck you. This was great.

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>>77385359

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>>77385198
Whats up with these anime villains lately even Miles is getting one in his book

>>77386995
I'm going to have to disagree.
Ironically, it was probably the only real interesting thing about this issue.

Nobody noticed the lack of Whor

>>77387079
I loved how they immediately called her on fangirling with her "educated opinion".

Poor Nova, meets a single, brown giantess teenager. Completely fucks up.

>>77385143
>It's the job

Anyone else feel like this the writer talking about his media attention?

>>77385435
Oh God, they actually are taking the lovers' quarrel with these two are't they?

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>>77386981
>Iron Man, Vision, and Falcon are literally whos and not Avengers material
Sorry, Stingray and D-Man are in use by other writers.

>>77385618
>Robbie when?
>He can be the group's Wolverine. The murder guy they keep on staff so everyone else can have the moral high ground!
Are you that desperate for your ship?

>>77387103
Not negatively, no. One should not have to count out every character who could have made the issue worse with their presence.

>>77386181
Read Spider-Verse where Miles teamed up with Ultimate Cartoon Peter

Miles is at his best as the straight man

>>77386981
>3 and a half legacy characters
>2 and a half avengers alumni
>marvels lel so inclusive muslim girl that nobody's shut the fuck up about since her unveiling
>most of the legacies were avengers in previous iterations
>'literally whos'
Your pie hole.
Shut it.

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>>77387150
He's either really desperate for his ship, really desperate for GR, or both.
Either way, the desperation is real.

>>77385004
>this art style
FUCKING DROPPED

This was great. I'm just waiting for the fan arts

Hopefully its the artist being shit, but Kamala looking a lot more caucasian then before. Id hate if they made Kamala a brown bimbo instead of an Indian.

>>77385815
But the real question is "Can she still do her Mystique thing?"

>>77385460
You can't go that ham on a girl off the jump Sam, damn.

>>77388098
I never got why people thought she lost her size changing.

She used it after the Retcon that took her shape shifting.

>>77388187
Only once afterwards, making it more like a last gasp.

>>77385226
Vision's marriage is falling apart because he fails to grasp the torture he's putting his robot family through just so he can play house

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>>77385272
when they do the low detail shots he just looks like Venom-X from the waist up

>>77388288

Well Alex Ross did design her so

>>77385421
maybe

>>77385460
isn't "Let's start over, my name's (blank)" a scene they already did in Ultimate Spider-Man?

or was it 616 Peter and Carol?

>>77385482
Kamela would later go home and work on her next fanfic "Nova Gets Punched in the Dick by Every Avenger Ever (including the other Novas)"

>>77385482
this isn't the Kamala/Robbie I ordered. Hell I'd rather Kamala/Miles than this.

>>77385674
yeah but the clone has more in common with you than you do with yourself at either end of sleeping

>>77388489
Kill yourself please

>>77388473
Chapter 1: Dick Rider, Dick Puncher

>>77385095
Bullshit stark. that wallet is probably unicorn leather

>>77388473
>>77388473
Isn't that the cover for #3?

>>77388489
>Hell I'd rather Kamala/Miles than this
You should probably just fucking yourself then faglord
Because your getting it you god damn little shit

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>>77386338
Loki wasn't even an anti-villain by the end of AoA, he'd finally completed the five-year-four-loki-plan of letting go of the villain ball

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>>77385460
Perfect Sam, perfect

>>77385460
> those dick sucking lips

This comic sucked. Maybe some people will enjoy the minoriteam but the movie references always irritate me. Why is Waid so inconsistent?

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>>77385460

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>>77388683
Right, add something lewd if you want

>there are people who don't like Sam
Niggas gonna kek Miles super hard

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Why does Sam get a push, when is it gonna be Robbie's time?

>>77388781
Is Robbie even still around after Secret Wars?

>>77388228
Aaron Stack robokeking Vision when?

>>77388683
>Sam shows Kam his imported Captain Marvel doujin

>>77385334
Now stomp on Spider-Fucks head for good measure!

>>77386995
Being an idiot that makes horrible decisions is kinda Kid Nova's most defining feature.

>>77388781
You can' push Robbie till you get the right artist
Pushing should go
Kamala>Sam=Robbie>Miles

Robbie wasn't central to an event like Sam was as much as I love him. Did he show up in Secret Wars after the end of Ghost Racers?

>>77385164
We MCU Avengers Tower nao.

I'm sorry /co/, but I enjoyed this, on top of liking most of Waid's other recent work that I've read.
Don't like the art though.

>>77387147
So is the Forgotten One for that matter.

>>77388841
Not unless you count Secret Love

Wow. I liked this way more than I was expecting. I might actually swap Uncanny Avengers out with this on my pull.

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>>77385014
>an eagle getting the shield

>>77388908
Redwing is a vampire falcon.

This would work better as a new Young Avengers line up

>>77388897
This is way better then uncanny

>>77389042
It would be full teen drama which I've had enough of

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>>77388841
in what event was Sam central?

>>77385014
Because by the time Spider-Man starts, Vision will be cancelled

>>77385330
To be fair in real life all the Avengers teams would say that the others weren't really Avengers.

>>77385482
Yeah fuck people from Arizona

>>77388781
Forget him. Give me my Zero Cochrane.

>>77389106
AvX?

>>77389075
it's gonna be filled with that anyway

>>77389149
But at least the teen characters in this won't be constantly obsessed with getting in each others' pants like the actual Young Avengers are

>>77389111
I've always found it hard to swallow how little competition the Avengers brand has in-universe. You'd think anyone with the tech to engineer supers would be vying for a cut of that national defence budget

>>77389075
And this won't? We haven't even got to the Miles/Kamala/Sam triangle part.

>>77389106
Axis, The Black Vortex, and Original Sin.

>>77385615
What? He did that because having emotions made it difficult for him to decifier reality from memories. Its still dumb, but for different reasons

>>77385568
I just hope she gets a new costume, or at least have her hair inside the mask.

>Be in a coma for 5 years
>Female Thor
The world in my dreams was better.

>>77389548
Come on the past 5 years wernt that bad. We got.........uh....

>>77389182
So you're assuming that just because there 3 teens there has to be a love triangle? Come on this isn't bendis who's writing

>>77389614
No the solicits describing love in the air in both Nova and Spidey's books in the issue guest starring Kamala imply a triangle.

>>77389614
Well Sam wants to bang Kamala and he has to get forhiven eventually and Bendis was saying KamalaxMiles will be a thing

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> fuck this main avengers team having the teeny boppers on it.
> fuck kubert.
> fuck asrar not doing his unde rshading he did on some of his issues of supergirl.
> fuck asrar for his bodies and faces sucking worse than they did in his dc work.
> fuck asrar for not doing cheesecake like he did back in dynamo 5.
> fuck waid for shoving the don't kill and focus on saving people even if it cost thousands of other lives liberal bullshit mindset.
> fuck them for putting vision and sam on this team and disbanding the 2nd uncanny avengers team in favor of the 2 crap teams we have now.
> fuck marvel comics.

I thought Bendis was going to just have a one issue thing flirting with the concept. Like Secret Love, I assume it's going to end with Miles realizing he doesn't like curry.

>>77389867
They're never gonna cheesecake Kamala while she's popular.

She's their most prominent Muslim character. They can't slut her up. They had controversies over Dust and M for cheesecake already.

>>77386599
Not those anons. I agree with you. But my cap will always be Steve Rogers. I think Rick Remender handled the transition well really. I liked a lot of his cap run. But you know, rogers as cap is my history. And I just don't like this change. I like the idea of a world war 2 hero as cap and I actually like steve rogers.

>>77389951
No no no, I'm not asking for her to be cheesecaked up, that was just a general complaint about Asrar not one with this individual comic.

>>77389717
Is Kamala guest starring in both?

>>77389951
I'm actually really happy for that.

Kamala is for cute not sexual.

>>77389992
Yeah.

>>77384946
Been waiting for this.

>>77385092
Stop doing that in every thread, dude.

>>77390116
>expecting Max Landis to NOT shill his comics
Come now, anon. It's almost like you don't know how Landis operates.

>>77385499
Decent first issue, but the team isn't assembled yet, which sucks because I was looking forward to this team.

>>77390300
Man, I hardly even know who he is at all. He made that movie about some American stoners and said cinema was dead because nobody watched it?

>>77385334
Cliffhangers sucked but overall I liked it. Given how all the other ANAD Marvel Comics are starting in the "middle" of the story, I'm glad it's actually starting off at the beginning.

>>77389614
Ok dude. Just don't say I didn't warn you when it happens.

>>77390576
Before the beginning, actually.

>>77390557
Yep, that's the guy.

>>77390557
Also wrote Chronicle
Made the Death and Return of Superman video on youtube(entertaining but inaccurate)
Made Wrestling isnt Wrestling as well

>>77390576
Well if we're gonna be technical the first page is in the middle of the story when Sam and Kamala have their second meeting

>>77385230
this better not be Loki

but it's probably Loki

>>77388781
Robbie isn't Jeph Loeb's dead son

>>77386362
Emerald Warlock? What's his connection to the Scarlet Witch?

>>77385286
Autobots Assemble.

>>77385095
bendis needs to take notes from waid on how to do the "single panel reactions" effectively.

>>77390938
You mean by not repeating the same panel ten times and interjecting different perspectives and an interesting background?

>>77385446
And their CEO is a Minotaur monster. And their previous CEO was the Red Skull.
How the hell are they still in business?
There's dozens of other oil companies

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>>77385482

Holy fuck, this reads just like the Kamala characterization from that "Everything is Illuminated" parody, where she's re-cast as a douchebag tumblr keyboard warrior with a lesbian crush on Carol Danvers who writes bad fanfic.

>>77391081
Not really. She is just trying to rationalize the fail that just happened between the two of them.

>>77390719
Loeb hasn't even touched Nova in 3 years.

>>77390979
yes exactly that

>>77385460

I just can't be more in love with her.

>>77391284
Oh yes, please.
I want her to sneak into the boys' showers.

>people surprised a character is acting different when its from another characters PoV and youve only ever read them as the PoV character
Welcome to storytelling

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>>77390979
I don't know what you talking about...

>>77385580

Why be this autistic? It's fucking COMICS.

>>77391284

This was the superior Kamala.

>>77391437
The more powerful one, anyway.
She had absolutely no presence as a character.
And then she got ignored.

>>77387135
Waid isn't writing the Cap book.

>>77388845
It's being sold off, you retard.

>>77385370
that's not a hulkbuster, simple.

>>77385014
>last panel

And then Redwing got smacked right in the beak by the shield.

>>77391395
did this really happen

>>77391475
Because the plot was focused on the Medusa/ Black Bolt conflict and she was just an obedient soldier fighting in it.

>>77391792
Well.
Kinda. It was ten panels on 1.3 pages of Tony forcing Steven into that weird high-five.
Which completely broke the mood and almost invalidated everything about that issue.

>>77391834
But she could have been a cute, obedient soldier.

>>77391836
just when you think Bendis is doing alright

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>>77387150
I'd enjoy it.
They need a way to get around.

So... how did Battleworld end into this?

>>77391977
Blue Marvel described it as am omniversal refresh

>>77391977
It... hasn't yet.
Maybe next month.

>>77385425
Girl? Sam's never had a girl in his book.

>>77391880
616-Kamala doesn't even associate herself as a member of Attilan since she refuses to drop everything and move there on Medusa's request. For the most part, she stays out of their politics and only gets involved when said politics threaten her city.

>>77385351
She-Thor has some sick gainz on this drawing

>>77392074

I always wanted Sam to hook up with that alien assassin girl

>>77385715
Doesn't Star Trek just reassembles the teleportee's atoms?

>>77392074
Purple haired chick that knows Sam is Nova and helped babysit his little sister.

>>77390633
Anon don't scare me

Bendis: Kamala Khan is on the cover of issue #3! There's a Tumblr that shipped them the second they were both in the same space in the culture. ["Ms. Marvel" writer] Willow [Wilson] and I have a feeling about that, and she's going to allow me to express that in the comic.

I'm surprised Gwen Willow Wilson hasn't written any Spider-Gwen yet.

>>77392340
Wait, the G actually stands for Gwen? Hilarious.

Yeah.

Her full name is Gwendolyn Willow Wilson.

>>77392308
Bendis gets idea's from tumblr? Huh that explains alot

>>77392165
No, in one episode they ended up with 2 Rikers because the teleporter didn't disassemble the first one

Tumblr hates Bendis.

Willow is great at cute (Kamala, Singularity)

Her Gwen would probably be diabetic.

>>77392440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhOqL_BvIus

>>77391906
>They need a way to get around.

too late the apeased the fans and there no going back.

>>77385230
>my true form
Oh shit it's Frieza!

I came here to hate this, not to enjoy myself like this, fuck you marvel

>>77388683

he's trying to whistle

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>>77385286
I know if I ever have to save someone from falling I'm gonna shout "Go limp!" Marvel has ingrained that in me.

>>77385351
Yeah Beta-Ray is in the new Thor! I haven't heard any news about this book.

>>77392097
She goes to Attilan for training and is on good terms with the other nuhumans

>>77388819
This vehement hate for Miles is teetering on meme tier. I get not liking a character but mindlessly assaulting his image any time he comes up wreaks of deliberate antagonisation.

>>77389191
Participating =/= central

>>77392520
not really

>>77392191
You don't even remember her name

That's how insignificant she was

>>77385251
Oh right. Miles has no personality of his own. He's just Peter 2.0.

>>77385615
They said this would be explained in Vision...it wasn't...

>>77393450
It's been 1 issue.

>>77384987
I'm so tired of that, it should say, A day like any other when dime a dozen distaff personas took what others made co-opting it for themselves.

>>77385031
So any asshole can throw Cap's shield at this point. Sam is just a dumb black dude. So like, some random person grabs the shield and tosses it.

>>77385251
No
>>77385259
miles can't help it, the spider suit is like a drug, everyone who wears it has to be a mouthy bitch.

>>77393778
Tossing it is easy. The difficult part is getting it to ricochet where you want it to. In this case, he just threw it straight up and had Redwing go and grab it. Which, yes, anyone with a strong throwing arm and a mental connection with birds could do.

Remender's run shows him struggling with getting the shield to ricochet right. Also, by this point, Sam has been Cap for like a year.

Of all people in the world you think Falcon wouldn't understand how the shield works best after Cap? They're best friends.

>>77392520

Surprising, seeing as he sucks more tumblr he-she-xhe-whateverthefuckpronoun mutilated genitalia than most tumblrfucks.

Then again, he's always been a pandering fuck since discovering that sucking tumblr dong pays more than crime and noir.

>>77394031
They're pissed at Gay Bobby and bierasure.

His one man character assassination of Wanda. Then having Hawkeye rape her by fraud and calling it romantic.

He has a bunch of other stuff under his belt they hate him for.

>>77385296

Can't any Marvel hero stay quiet for like 10 seconds while they're fighting? Damn, it's like saying "funny and smart" stuff to the enemies is part of their superpowers.

>>77394310
THey have to keep your eyes on the page with something.
So you aren't through in ten seconds.

>>77393778
To be fair, Sam's been buddies with Steve for probably near enough a decade now. I'm sure Steve probably showed him how to throw it in case of the worst - if Bucky hadn't been around when Steve was dead, I'm fairly certain Sam would have become the new Cap then. Hell, he showed Jack Flag how to do that sort of thing.

>>77394031
>>77394200
Where do you see this? All I see is people liking and re blogging his comics.

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>>77385230
>green
>magic user
>will probably be the very first evil mastermind this incarnation of Avengers fights

I wonder who could that be?

>>77394386

How about having better art?

Or at least having some introspective chat with the occasional banter, not this crap. It's like this was made for ADHD kids.

How much longer til she loses all her Indian likeness and goes conpletely bimbo

>>77393191
To her, Attilan is a resource and nothing more. Medusa still wants Kamala to give up her human life and live in Attilan permanently for her own safety. She's just not forcing her to.

>>77385615

And he stole Wanda's brainwaves to make his robo-wife...and even then he still misses Wanda...despite wiping his memory

>>77394882
HE'S BACK

>>77394882
Capitain Nigeria?

>>77385031
>>77385095
>>77385119

What the hell is this?
With the girl scouts selling cookies and all the phones I thought this was going to be a dream.

>>77391081
Is that real?

>>77393369
He makes jokes because Ganke told him that's a cool thing heroes do.

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>>77396931

It's from the Everything is Illuminated parody, basically a send-up and mocking of everything Hickman and Benis.

Basically covering Hickman's run for the last howevermany years leading up to Secret Wars.

Best parts in my opinion are re-casting Carol Danvers as a bull-dyke who gets off on abusing spider-themed heroines (Jessica and Anya and it's also implied that she pegs Peter) who has a tsundere relationship with Captain America, who's been re-written as a stereotypical midwestern meathead.

Funny as shit and works about 85% of the time.

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>>77397705

SHIT, wrong pic.

oh my god that Sam/Kamala story was fantastic

So Sam and Kamala will just be retards fumbling around whenever they talk, meanwhile Miles will just be a third wheel/invisible in the background since he doesn't click with neither the other teen characters nor the adult characters.

>>77387020
I don't know if I've ever seen a more appropriate reaction image to a post before. Well done anon.

>>77398108
Nah they'll probably use him for a love triangle

>>77398331
Miles will want to fuck Sam? That'd be a twist.

>>77385415
This dialogue is terrible. It's all just terrible.

>>77398391
The dialogue was fine. It was the pacing that was annoying

>>77386018
this is marvelverse, every people have amnesia or just plain stupid

>>77385031
>The cookies that Cap selects are an intense racial question that show the cracks in American society

Fuck off, Waid.

I thought Squadron Supreme was taking over Avengers Tower?

>>77398704
No, they took over Namor's Oracle Inc.

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>>77385460
>Sam fails with Kamala
>KamalaXMiles incoming
I've watched enough teen dramas and read enough Shojo Beat to know where this is going.