Dumbing of Age

>>77381013
Why does she question Sarah? Isn't that her roomie?

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>>77381013
I'm not surprised. I'm not even disappointed or angry anymore.

I think I've reached the acceptance stage.

dina/becky porn when

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>Dina literally shows up in the last panel to say she didn't die

wow...I just....wow

>>77381013
So much for all the dead in the trunk/dead in the woods/dead in the _____ theories.

Does make me wonder where she was while Ross was shooting off his gun and whatnot.

>>77381013
I hope Willis gives props to those who've been feeding his hype engine to get his Patreon heading towards 6K a month.

>>77381171

I hope stress from having kids drives him completely over the edge

Well.

>The worst thing that happened in this whole shitshow was Joyce breaking her hand


Fucking bullshit

>>77381373
Or he'll have them worrying about sociological paradigms when they're in kindergarden.

...or maybe things will be relatively okay, but he'll re-rebrand himself as a Nerd Dad like the Penny Arcade guys.

>>77381013
If I ate taco bell for a week and shat into my scanner, it would produce a better comic strip than this series.

>>77381164
I'm hoping he'll shed some light about it in his next porn comic

>>77381520
if only it could stop being posted here.

>>77381423
Well what?

Becky's hair is really fucking weird looking.

>>77381435
not true. Apparently they arrested Toedad just for exercising his 2nd amendment rights and expressing parental concern. And this is after the hand of the creator forced its way into his head and caused him to behave like an inhuman caricature.

That poor man had a wife and family before this.

>>77381807

Hide the threads then.

I don't get folks like you. There are comics I hate that get threads here all the time. I just ignore them. I don't go in them and expect people to stop because I tell them to.

If you don't like people discussing a bad comic, that's fine. But you have the next best solution to them not happening at all. We shouldn't be expected to change for you

>>77381135
It's like she came back from her home planet. She reverse Poochied.

>>77382544

Not quite as bad as Sal's horrifically overdone southern accent. I live in the south and no one I know talks like her

Well this is all very disappointing.

>>77382559
I think he means physically.

Toedad was thrown from a rolling car, of which he was already hanging halfway out. Becky was also inside said rolling car and somebody without even the sensation of dizziness. Amazi-Girl may or may not have a concussion from defying the laws of physics, Sal is still a black womyn, and somehow Joyce got a broken wrist from punching a man.

Nobody got hurt except for Joyce, and her injury was to add an additional punchline to a punchline.

Where the fuck is the tension if everybody's going to live?
The goddamn climax of "Last Action Hero" has more tension than this comic.

>>77381135

Autism ninja is stealthy.

>>77382593
I keep reading her dialogue in G1 Ironhide's voice.

>>77382544

He needs to color over that eye and trim a bit off the side so it's not as bloated.

I have no clue why he'd choose not to color over the eye. It makes everything look 10 times worse.

>>77381470

The first one.

He can barely contain his stress as is there's no way he'll be able to as a dad.

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>>77382821
Maybe he's trying to do that anime thing where you can still see the eyes through the hair?

>>77381164
So Helmet Head lives and is even uninjured? Pfftt. She is like Rabbit Head in Bob's Burgers, unable to live without her helmet due to scary sounds.

>>77381068
>Why does she question Sarah? Isn't that her roomie?
Yeah, the roomie that hates pretty much everyone and started a relationship on the common ground of laughing at how ignorant and repressed Joyce is.

Shouldn't Dina's Dino hat have feathers on it?

>>77382593
>>77382771

He probably got all his ideas of a southern accent from watching X-men TAS

>now we start retroactively acting like this was some college tragedy

cripes this comic hurts

>>77383635
that would be cultural appropriation of the native americans

>>77382559
Sure, that and recklessly discharing his weapon in a public space and kidnapping.

>>77381435
>The worst thing that happened in this whole shitshow was Joyce begginning to lose her faith
FTFY

Walky sounds like the kind of guy who has dingy grey socks and underwear because he's so excruciatingly politically correct that he can't separate the whites from the colors

>>77384831
Pffffft

>>77382559

Dude, the joke's run its' course. The story's over. No need to keep it up any longer

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Have some Funky Winkerbean.

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>>77385285
this fucking guy

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>>77385458
okay this is cute. I can only assume it ends horribly.

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>>77385483
Uh.... that depends on how you view the eventual outcome of present day.

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>>77385485
i know the timeline is all fuckey wickerboned up but my god thats fast

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>>77385517

>>77381470
You know, this series does need to calm the fuck down, maybe having kids will be for the better for the comic. And maybe he'll stop making porn.

But I could be completely wrong.

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>>77385548
TO BE CONTINUED

Do you think Becky and Dina will last as a couple?

I don't, I'm wondering what will ruin it.

>>77385555
goddamn why do I always fall down this rabbit hole when it gets posted? I have things to do today anon.

>>77385638
same here I have to be at work in a little bit and I lost way to much time reading

>>77381111
Soon is my guess.

What other relationships does he have going that he'll want to do porn of?

The Black people who are together because they are Black and nothing characters?

Deaf Lesbian and Annoying Bitch?

No, I think Dina and Becky is the next porn he does.

>>77385599
Joyce's emerging homolust undoubtedly.

http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/132942082647/dude-first-of-all-you-have-both-the-cev-and-niv

Weird, Willis is arguing with some religious guy about biblical canon.

>>77387408

Theology major here.

Willus ain't wrong.

>>77382617
>Nobody got hurt except for Joyce

Actually one or two strips ago they confirmed Becky's father is two floors above them. Yes, he's surrounded by cops right now, but he's still in the hospital.

>>77388764
His being hurt is part of Joyce's punchline (no pun intended), and Willis treats him as a villain character anyways so his injuries aren't important at all.

Even if Joyce accidentally broke Toedad's neck punching him, it wouldn't be treated with as much gravitas.

>>77387408
He's actually entirely correct there.

There's a reason his most human characters are fundies. Dude clearly had the Bible nailed to his forehead as a kid.

>>77385523
maybe well see walky in the FBI predator list in 5 years.

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>>77381013
Ahhhh... toedad was great.

Welp! Back to not caring anymore.

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>>77387408
>Did you know the Gospel of Mark didn't have the resurrection narrative in it originally?

What a load of utter horseshit. Every account we have in Acts and the Epistles of evangelization heavily stresses the resurrection. It was the keystone of Peter's testimony to the Jews after Pentecost for cripes' sake. Why would it be excluded from Mark when it was the main point of every other account used to justify Christianity and spread the word around by the Apostles and Paul?

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>>77393094
Oops, forgot this one.

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>>77393185
>Afghanistan
Every time.

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>>77393313
is he going to die? Dying in afganistan seems like the inevitable end for this character in funkyverse

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>>77393458
This one makes it look like those ladies are about to get gay married and both have best men.

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>>77393507

>>77382560
>I don't get folks like you.
And I don't get folks like you who vehemently defend comics like dumbing of age, and people like willis. There are plenty of threads I don't like and hide without a second thought. But I have my limits. When the next questionable content general gets made, I will complain about that one too, because I have a right to complain. Because it's legitimately bad. Just like this.

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>>77393563

The art style in this comic is absolutely disgusting

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>>77393593

>>77393599
Which one

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>>77393675
OP's one

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>>77393955

>There will never be a slipshine of Joyce, even if it's just a daydream

Booo Willis booo

>>77393568
On a scale of 1 to Chris Chan,
how autistic and butt hurt are you?

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>>77394096
Commission it from someone if you want it so much

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>>77395871

What's the story behind Funky? What does this have to do with DoA?

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>>77395891

>>77395901
see >>77395769

It was a comic that Willis and others were critical about for some legit reasons and some that were done on a quick read (the incest punchline in Shortpacked doesn't make sense now if you actually go and read enough Funky).

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>>77395972
Forgot this one

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>>77395999

>>77395972
>using an IED as a punchline with a 'it was all a videogame!' reveal
I can't even

>>77395901
Funky was a comic from the 70's that was a high school humor strip with more cartoonish stuff. But then it gradually added slightly serious stuff (teen pregnancy and stuff like that). Then in the 90's the characters were all aged up and the strip moved more toward drama (though still being a humor strip) and dealt with themes like alcoholism, cancer, abuse, PTSD, and so on. Then in the mid-00's the characters aged up by a decade and still had its drama.

There's some parallels that Shortpacked/DoA have though Willis says he's conciously trying to not do depressing drama too much as Funky seems to do.

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>>77396036
So 10 years pass, and we get to this.

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>>77396128
There seems to be a weird parallel that cheap drama is okay if he's one doing it, much like how cheesecake and sexual themes are gratuitous and insulting, unless he's the one doing them and spinning it as 'sex-positive'.

>>77396356
Are you under the implication that Dave Willis is a hypocrite and also a butthole? Why that's outlandish.

>>77396356
>much like how cheesecake and sexual themes are gratuitous and insulting, unless he's the one doing them
Man, he never actually said that.

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Is Funky Winkerbean the CARNIVALE of WIllis threads?

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>all this Funky Winkermeme posting

STOP

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>>77396752

>>77396409

Not directly, he's got at least three lady mouthpieces he uses to explain what Real Ladies Like Themselves actually want.

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>>77396754
Better than a giant wall of DoA strips, at least.

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>>77396816
>>77396824
>all this talk of creampies
I'm getting flashbacks to the old Funky threads now.

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>>77396788
No it isn't. If you don't want to talk about something, just don't engage in the thread.

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>>77396921

this funky winkerbean shit is so depressing...

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>>77396967
TO BE CONTINUED

>>77392958
>What a load of utter horseshit.
No, it's not. It's 100% true. It ends "But they ran away, and they said nothing, because they were afraid."

>Why would it be excluded from Mark
Any number of reasons. For instance, if you don't actually believe he rose from the dead, there's an obvious reason why the oldest gospel might not contain that. Or, maybe Mark was just suppsed to be about the earthly ministry. Or again, maybe Mark originally had a companion volume like Luke-Acts which covered Jesus' second life? We don't know; what we do know is the longer ending of Mark was tacked on much later.

When did DoA become Funky Winkerbean threads?

and why are they such emotional rollercoasters?

>>77387408

do you think he's gonna read Aaron's Goddamned

>>77396967
>Becky wants Funky to be totally helpless if someone breaks into the house in the middle of night and tries to kill him

>>77381135

She can literally teleport instantaneously whenever she's hidden behind an opened door.

Current meta is that she travels along the paradoxes.

>>77385126
>she's gonna go off to new york to play in great orchestras
>but she's always gonna have to return to the funkyverse, because this guy wants to be a fucking anchor around her neck dragging her back to her spawning ground like she's so inhuman she's a fucking salmon

>>77397089
You mean Wally. She Wally's gun to Funky.

At the very least, it's not "For Better Or For Worse" that we talk about here.

>>77391585

That would be awesome

I don't know if him being a successful sexual predator in particular would be possible. That is if his porn mirrors how he thinks sex is supposed to work.

He's so inept he would probably get punched a few yards like Ross

>>77392605

Whoa. Something that isn't soul-crushing grim

>>77396645
Didn't we already have this plot 10 years back?

>>77393176

Suck it up, ya big baby.

>>77385523
you know, I never considered the kids and how they'd factor in. Hell, even Phil Foglio quit the porn for his kids and that guy doesn't have a tenth of the sexual hangus (also he's been able to draw naked black people, can willis even do that?).

I'm thinking he's rationalized it so much already though that he thinks he can do it. There will be far better reasons he's to be considered a shit father, I'm sure.

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Oh boy! More college!

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So much smug.

>>77393568

>>He thinks I'm DEFENDING Willis' shit.

Don't confuse criticizing one side of an argument with support for the other side

>>I have a right to complain. Because it's legitimately bad. Just like this.

But that's the thing, General threads for QC and DOA exist solely for the purpose of us to talk about how bad they are. By your statement, you shouldn't have a problem with people talking shit about comics that you yourself just now said is legitmimately bad. Yet you come into each and every one and piss and moan about us.

Let's just drop the bullshit and call this spade a spade. You're just being an asshole for it's own sake. That's what this is all about. What you want to do is just shitpost. We know it. You know it. So let's just come out and admit it already. This was never about your RIGHT to complain. It's about your DESIRE to act like an asshole

Because there's absolutely no logical reason whatsoever for you to have a problem with us bashing what you yourself have stated what you consider to be "legitimately bad" web comics.

Does anyone have that response comic to the false equivalence comic? The one where the girls go for the big strong buff guy.

>>77396816

>>My dad's got an arm like a noodle

It was certainly strong enough to grab another guy's wife

>>77396981

So is the author of this some sort of sadist? Or was he raped as a child? What caused him to make his comic a nihilist singulaity that no ray of light or joy can ever escape?

>>77397161

Well, look at the bright side. She got even with him by abandoning him.

All these characters are just...so unlikable.
It's like, the only reason I keep reading this comic is because of the vain hope that there will be a school shooting and I'll get to see all of these people get their heads blown off.

>>77405486
>All these characters are just...so unlikable.
It's pretty much just Joyce at this point and that's certain to change after this arc. Maybe Walky and one or two others meet the standards of 'tolerable' if not 'likable'.

>the vain hope that there will be a school shooting
I can't even deny that this would be an interesting arc. Willis can even get more progressive brownie points out of it, tackling America's gun culture head on. On the other hand despite having *so fucking many* characters, he's not going to want to give up even a single one, so it'll resolve as peacefully as the toedad saga.

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Dad's going to prison and my girlfriend is a mothereffin' badass

All smiles

>>77399418
> 4+ Black characters
Walky's a walking punchline; Sal's characterization, as explored on here, is fucked because Willis shouldn't be allowed to talk about racism; Sarah isn't bad, but gets a line every three months these days. I don't even know who the other 2+ are supposed to be

> one Asian one who was the main focus of an entire chapter and possibly the most popular character overall

Oh, sure, the quirky introverted Asian girl whom no one understands is exactly what you want to bring up when talking about your minorities not being token.

And has Malaya actually done anything interesting yet? I mean, yeah, Marcie's crushing on her and Sal hates on her, but does she actually do anything on her own terms?

So yeah,

>>77406152
Oh look, NOW she cares about Dina.

Not the past ten strips, but now.

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>>77406152
>Becky has no negative feelings about her Father going to jail

I just don't know anymore

>>77406152
Thank you, delivery anon.

>>77406152
so why isnt dino girl dead again?

>>77406152
That dialogue... is so... cringe-worthy.
>>77406202
Anyone else think their relationship is doomed?

>>77406235
i think one of the earlier edit comics mockingly said it best in it's last panel
>pfft, stakes

>>77406277
>Anyone else think their relationship is doomed?

I'm still baffled by how we're supposed to believe that the most esoteric character in the strip and one of the most dense characters in the strip are supposed to be a good match

>>77406421
Because LESBIANS! In a WEBCOMIC! Isn't that just the most awesome and original and transgressive thing ever?!

>>77406421

Why would they get together at all. What part of Dina's character says she would want a relationship?

>>77406515
It might be a part of a desire to look more mature.

>>77406515
What little character development Dina has had is basically 'I wish people would treat me like I'm an actual adult'. So her getting pissed off at the (incredibly contrived) naysayers at the party and kissing Becky out of spite? I can see that. Her dating someone would also fall under that, so it's plausible. The problem is that, one, the person she fell in love with is Becky, and two, she's getting way too lovey-dovey for a two-day relationship with someone she barely knows.

>>77406591

It doesn't come off as that though.

It comes off as "Let me throw more girls into a relationship and maybe draw some porn for it."

Willis is a grade-A shitlord because he hides behind this illusion of being a good person when he's really not. His minority characters as >>77406174 pointed out aren't really anything but shallow stereotypes at the end of the day. Even his gays and lesbians.

Becky did a full 180 when she came out of the closet into a full blown stereotype. The thirsty loud and outspoken lesbian! SO PROGRESSIVE!

>>77406653
>Becky did a full 180 when she came out of the closet into a full blown stereotype.
That fucking haircut man.

>>77406653
>Becky did a full 180 when she came out of the closet into a full blown stereotype. The thirsty loud and outspoken lesbian! SO PROGRESSIVE!

That kinda stuff does happen. It's definitely still poorly written because Willis is a hack and I'm not defending the comic, but after hiding her lesbianism for so long it makes sense that when she gets the chance to be open about it with people she goes all out to the point it's her sole character trait and just makes her annoying to be around. Under a better writer she'd probably eventually mellow out, but since it's Willis that will eternally be her entire personality.

>>77406174

I'm guessing Jacob and Lucy, the two late SP! additions he introduced to be Ethan and Amber's replacements. They kind of have the same issue as Sarah, in which they only show up when Willis remembers them.

>>77399064
That comic was from 2009

>>77406214

Well, he was gonna kill everyone and all.

>>77408074
Humans have this thing called "conflicting emotions. If only Willis knew what that was

>>77406277
>That dialogue... is so... cringe-worthy.
Well, autismasaurus doesn't use contractions. Her dialogue is supposed to feel forced and stilted, because of her condition.

Becky, though? Not excuse.

>>77406235

Again, I must direct you to the default answer for any problem with a Walky comic:

David WIllis is a goddamn retard

>>77387408
>King James is the only legit Bible
Opinion discarded.

>>77409727

All modern bibles are full of forgeries and bullshit that was added to the canon by popular vote because a bunch of bishops thought it sounded nice.

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>>77410290
Whenever one of his comics show up in here, I feel like he wants to stage an intervention for Willis but is just too passive-aggressive to do so

>>77406653
If you search the tag for “Daisy”, she is basically only used for lesbian jokes.

>>77410477
>I kinda consider this guy a friend, I should really try to help him
>but my site traffic gets a pretty good bump everytime I make one of these comics, I'm sure another year can't hurt

>>77396788
THIS
H
I
S

Based Winkerbean poster. Hope he crashed every DoA thread before it begins from now on.
If we keep making fun of it and reading ironically the idiots will flock here and think we're for real. Suddenly some ironic posters are converted and like a zombie plague we're covered in shitcunt tumblrtards in yet another capacity. A disaster we wrought with our own hands and a future we might have chosen if not for Winkerbeanon

>>77411007
wouldn't they just come for the Winkerbean then?

>>77411019

That's fine. Winkerbean is, at the very least, interesting to read. Not just bland lesbians doing bland lesbian things.

>>77411025
>implying
>>77411019
I doubt it has the same faggot filled following. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen Bean threads around before you know? DoA on conversely might get out hand.

>>77385523
The porn is clearly his best work.

>>77391585
My money is on vanalizing and burning down churches.

>>77396483
I think it fits. We could go with tails got trolled, or better or for worse, or soinichu, but this feels right.

>>77406277
>Anyone else think their relationship is doomed?
You're actually emotionally invested enough to treat it like an actual relationship?

>>77411037

We had daily depressing-ass Funky threads for a while.

Kind of miss them.

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>>77396788
>tfw I want people to dump Prince Valiant instead

>>77411897
That giant crab is just mad because those dudes refuse to acknowledge it as a person, rather than just a giant crab.

>>77411897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMfapDlm9UY&ab_channel=DonRobo

>>77406214
Surely even she would understand that he's mentally snapped. Joyce sure as hell noticed that this wasn't the same guy who used to take them out for fun days at the fair, and it's all gotta be linked to the moms death and evil religion getting in his head in an emotionally weakened state

>>77411072
Me too, they got pretty comfy with so many people coming to the series for the first time and actually getting interested in the lives of the characters. I do appreciate your efforts Funky storytime anon, but really, why the fuck are we hiding Funky inside a DoA thread like this? It's preventing people with the good sense not to frequent DoA threads from reading it.

>>77397089

In fairness, no matter where you stand on gun control, this guy stands a *very* serious chance of just picking up the gun and shooting himself at any time.

Y'know I unironically enjoy Funky, but I just realized I've never really seen it in its original form and have only read it via storytimes like these on /co/. This time I've been reading with that in mind, just imagine picking up a newspaper that runs Funky for the first time and being confronted with something like the fifth strip down in >>77395645. I wonder if that's where people get the idea the strip is really fucking depressing, because they're not seeing everything in context. It's not really any worse than any other TV or comic soap opera.

Also I have the Funky archives that got dumped in the old threads, are there still active links or should I upload them somewhere so those who want to can experience all of the suffering?

>>77399344
I'm also unironically enjoying this. But remember, if you want to do a better job than Willis that means you have to draw some good porn of Sarah.

>>77394272
>That last strip
Admittedly, I've have no idea who any of these characters are, but fuck Wally with a tractor.

wait what happened with the dad?

>>77411060
>You're actually emotionally invested enough to treat it like an actual relationship?
Touche

>>77406152
>Didn't really wanna lead him back to you guys

Why does anyone ever fucking think that will work? He's met them once, he knows they're there.
If she up and disappeared completely on him again, guess where he's going to check first? And guess what, he's also not likely going to believe 'I don't know' either, at least not before a brutal inquisition.

Hell, if he's that fucking broken, he might just kill Dino Dina to put her out of her 'misery' as a bisexual girl with some sort of brain problem that Willis won't specify because he doesn't know jack shit about the conditions he wants to label her with but uses them anyways.

Fuck, it's like that part in Sin City where Hartigan offs himself to 'protect' Nancy.