Post female characters who want the D super fucking bad.
>>77366972
I don't have a picture of your mom, OP.
>>77366972
>>77366986
>>77366986
It burns.
Do thirsty lesbians count?
>>77366986
I'm sure their are plenty to be found on the internet.
>>77366986
>>77366986
why you gotta make me cry like that?
>>77367516
She must be reformed to want the D
>>77366986
Ooooooh, get him some Burn Heal.
Huehuehue
Canonically dick crazy.
>>77367516
>Wants the D
>>77366986
>>77367537
I laughed more at this picture than the burn.
>>77368008
Elaborate
>>77366986posting on ebin burn bread
>>77366972
women don't like sex
>>77367516
V instead of D but Pearl really is one of the thirstiest characters around.
>>77367952
>>77368031
Perhaps it could stand fordyke
>>77368482
I appreciate the fact she doesn't get a happy ending.
Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you deserve to have a lover any more or less than a straight person, contrary to most media.
>>77368253
>le woman are never sexual meme
This is why three quarters of 4chan will die virgins
>>77368146
Mabel's primary character traits are
>Sweaters
>Non-sequiturs
>Desperate for a boyfriend
She's been through like five episodes of her trying to hook up since the show started. And then Dipper tried the same thing in one episode and was shamed and humiliated for it.
>>77368531
You're an idiot if you think woman do anything sexual unless it's for power, popularity, security, or money.
>>77368531
>women enjoy sex
Kek desu fan
>>77368579
I'll bet you also think they have evil vagina mind control powers.
>>77368579
>huge sex toy industry for chicks
>romance novel (i.e. porn) industry
>shitty slash porn
sure retard
>>77368579
confirmed for never pleasuring a woman
>>77366986
Jesus Christ, that burn.
>>77366986
>>77366986
simply ebin, anon
I hate all those retards posting a "le ebin burn" reaction image for a fucking your mom joke.
Fuck off back to reddit.
>>77368865
>able to attach reaction images to posts
Kek
>>77368579
>redpilled
No, wait, redpilling is the one which says women are actually cockhungry sluts, right? I can't keep track of these loser subcultures anymore.
>>77366986
I can't post the ones I have, this is a blue board.
>>77368001
Wait, is that a bulge I spy?
>>77368565
False equivalence, Mabel gave every guy she hooked up with a fair shake and only broke it off when it didn't work out. Dipper played like five girls for digits in the same day.
>b-b-buh muh misandry!
>>77368949
It was literally just flirting, he made no promises
>>77368923
>>77366986
>>77368949
>these women had to have all of Dipper or none of him
>they wouldn't even want to remain friends
>somehow it's Dipper's fault
>>77366986
>>77368949
Men are allowed to be more polyamorous than women, it's the natural order of things
>>77366986
>>77369031
>m-muh biotruths!
Shouldn't you be on sluthate writing an essay about how all women are whores
>>77368482
>>77368518
>>77367952
Doesn't matter what she wants. Accommodations can be made if she actually gets it first.
>>77368482
>>77367516
>>77368518
>>77369111
Look, I actually like SU but do you faggots have to shoehorn it in every thread? Pearl doesn't even fit the description.
>>77369048
I'll do it as soon as you finish that blog post about why dey ain't no no mo' gud niggaz cuzzz...
>>77367952
>>77369258
all three of the sisters really
>>77369318
I want it
>>77369693
I need it.
>>77366986
Gonna need a senzu for that.
No Toot? Still?
>>77366972
Selma
>>77368865
/co/ is especially bad about this.
>>77369825
Yeah she is pretty thirsty for Timmy's edible starchy tuber.
>>77368949
Mabel kidnapped a boyband and lied to them to keep them with her.
>>77368923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis
>>77366986
DESTROYED
>>77368001
Damn, this show has some good fanart. This looks almost like official artwork.
>>77366986
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
>>77370104
>>77370221
source?
>>77370262
Brain Play
>>77370262
Mind Game.
If you have Netflix you need to see it IMMEDIATELY.
Sadie is the second thirstiest ho on this show, right behind >>77367516
>I was just planning on letting the chips fall where they may.
>Ha-ha, psyche, that dick is mine.
>>77369693
>>77369757
How would you deal with the awful smell?
>>77366972
>>77370408
Oh yeah, she's very fine. We all know that.
>>77370435
>>77369732
I can't decide if this guy looks more like a Japanese version of the rock or Dean Winchester.
>>77370408
I know m8
>>77370435
took the words right out of my mouth anon.
>>77370373
Non-functional olfactory system, nigguh
>>77370444
from what episode of HiTB is this gif?
>>77369031
Stop listening to Charlamagne.
>>77369757
need it to make me feel heated
>>77370522
I don't remember. I want to think it was the Star Trek Into Darkness episode but I could be wrong.
>>77368808
is this from Family guy?
>>77370551
christ he's ugly
>>77369242
Yep because 95% of the SU fandom on 4chan are migrators from Tumblr.
>>77368986
it's like you've never interacted with a real female at all
>>77371461
Manuella!!!
>>77368923
>>77371593
>Gene Deitch
faggot detected
>>77366986
>>77370234
Source?
>>77369287
Why you gotta bring black people into this?
>>77368579
My girlfriend's been texting me all day at work complaining about how much she wants my cock. Go get laid, loser.
>>77371798
https://www.youtube.com/user/LesKassosCanal/videos
>>77371923
>>77368579
My exgf got inhumanly horny whenever we watched The Lion King, I wonder what that was about
>>77370435
yeah that's funny
>>77368986
exchanging contact details in such a context is indicative on an intent to arrange a meeting in future. I'm not saying it's criminal, but it's still a dick move to lead people on like that.
>>77369242
viral marketing is about quantity, not quality
>>77372202
Might have had a furry on your hands.
Mine's a Disney freak, in fact almost every girl I've met in their 20's is obsessed with Disney (excluding the Hot Topic 2kool4evulDisneyMomandDad crowd), what up with that
>>77372202
>>77371923
Had a massively horny ex-gf too who loved cum-guzzling.
Not with me of course.
But still.;_;
>>77366986
>>77366986
Congratulations for making it on r/4chan and talesof4chan. Here is your badge.
>>77372202
You should have tried doing her doggystyle and biting her neck.
>>77370234
I can hope, right? I'd give her the D.
>>77368579
Why don't you go fuck a dude then? You've already proven you're a faggot.
>>77366972
So I had this fantasy that Lisa comes home from school and finds Marge and Mrs. Krabappel in bed having a scissoring session and then they get her to join them.
>>77375249
Someone needs to draw this.
>>77375958
I've done Simpsons R34 before, but that's a little beyond my skill level. I could draw Marge and Lisa showering together though.
>>77366986
OP got fucking rekt.
>>77366986
>It's a "/co/ overreacts to a mediocre joke or comment" thread.
It's always the dumbest shit like "le epin FMA reference in Billy and Mandy" or "ITALIAN BULL WORM."
>>77372140
>https://www.youtube.com/user/LesKassosCanal/videos
So...why aren't the videos available in america anymore?
Only if you're black and rich though.
Surprised they haven't popped up yet. They're like the OG horny teenagers.
>>77372438
Aren't furrygirls supposed to be spastic and annoying? She didn't strike me as that, she was quite serious and "no fun allowed".
>>77373115
Funny thing is that with The Lion King she always got on top and always ended it by chomping down real hard on my neck. Had to wear a scarf the next day.
And that's all I got.
>>77367516
>>77368482
She wants the Quartz, regardless of what form it comes in.
>>77377664
Thought she wanted Cody.
>>77377913
She started Halucinating Cameron as Cody after going through withdrawl symptoms, since Cameron and Cody are both lanky small manlets.
>>77378042
Pat pls go
>>77377844
preach it brother
Xander or Toot from drawn together. Also foxxy is a cock hawk.
>>77377558
>>77377472
Is this the same character?
>>77373981
Aw shieeeeeeeeeeet
>>77371842
Because he's most likely an American race-obsessed retard. They've VERY common. Ignore them.
>>77370485
You realize she smells so bad, it fixes your sense of smell so you can smell how bad it is.
Kinda like looking at a god with your own eyes.
Thirsty men are better. Watching aggressive, stalker/love-obsessed males are a lot more entertaining. Why don't cartoons do this?
>>77371461
Need more fanart of her, she's crazy but oh god that rack~
>>77377558
Like no other.
I would rather have shorts of her going after Pac than the series.
>>77366986
>>77370435FUCKINGSAVAGE
>>77378573
>Who is Pepe LePew?
>>77378886
>>77378850
But that's literally the only example, anon.
I can't think of anything else.
>>77378923
>he never watched Johnny Bravo
>>77373981
>>77378886
These bunny paws are driving me crazy.
>>77379090
Right, I forgot about that one
But he always got beaten up and was more of a dumb jock, rather than an actually aggressive stalker man.
We need more male villains having an obsessive lust for female heroes.
>>77376663
There is no FMA reference in that shit, and this isn't a meme
>>77379639
>Male villain has a thing for female brawler
>He has super high endurance/pain tolerance
>Keeps purposely going at her with hand to hand combat despite having the typical super tech/armies that a super villain has because that gives him a chance to wrestle her
>>77370428
She looks so simply plain....why am I finder her attractive?
>>77370456
quit readin my mind...
>>77370221
Hmmm....
>Really fuckin' weird.
>Not anime.
>Animation style is very detailed.
>Sexually suggestive as hell.
Got to be French.
>>77372140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZipmagXC2GI
>>77366986
>>77371923
>tfw awesome girlfriend in every regard, but she has next to no sex drive.
>tfw my own thirst is off the charts.
>>77380254
It's actually japanese, but it was a very deliberate effort from them to break the mold and do something different.
>>77368865
>>77370016
This is true
>>77367516
She wants it bad
>>77370221
Don't watch this while you have a fever
>>77368579
>Virgin: The post
>>77370373
Love would find a way.Where is that picture from? It looks like a screencap from the show, but it's not.
>>77370408
>>77366986
BEE TEE EFF OH
T
F
O
>>77377598
>>77367477
If goofy was naked in this pic you would be able to see his asshole, his grundle, his nuts, and his penis.
>>77375869
What show is this Gorgon-esque woman from?
>>77380445
Better keep it a secret and let the relationship crumble rather than bring it up.
It's tradition after all.
I live for the episodes where she turns it on him.
Here a classic.
>SNU SNU!
>>77366986
Why do people insult or feel insulted when the topic of moms comes up?Whats so bad about talking shit about someones mom when they arent even there?
>>77381218
The thirstiest peanuts girl was actually.
>SEVERELY nicotine dependent
>SEVERELY alcoholic
>Bald from the toxins and pollution in the air, has to wear a wig
>Dysfunctional and completely stoned/smashed 90% of the time
But,
>Ball draining, wall rattling sex every single night and every other moment it's available and heavy flirting whenever it isn't
>Obviously takes the lead, seeing as how her husband is a quadruple amputee
>Cool and fun to hang around with when she's not totally 100% drunk
Would you, /co/?
>>77381160
It's kind of early in the relationship, but I see your point. Communication is the balm that soothes all irritation. Thanks for the advice anon!
Remember the episode when Kim and Shego got emotion chips on them, and there were hungering for Ron and Drakken D's. Man that was a weird experience for a ten year old
>>77381511
Oh. It just occured to me how lewd that episode was.
I also think that was the episode that got me to start watching Kim Possible.
I think me now and me as a kid are more similar than I thought.
15 minutes in:
http://www.toon.is/wait-till-your-father-gets-home-24-the-neighbors-video_0327f0799.html
>>77373740
SAUCE
A
U
C
E
>>77381627
it's in the thread you meme loving fuck
>>77366986
I swear the stupidest jokes make me laugh.
>>77380445
If it makes you feel any better, it's like that sometimes for us too. She used to be super-thirsty 24/7 but lately it's dropped off. It kinda comes and goes over the months, I guess. Today was kind of a fluke, really.
>>77382452
I so would.
>>77380445
I know that feel bro. Feels bad man
>>77382940
She looks nice.
Rates?
>>77382940
she reminds me of Makoto
>>77373740
Where can I find them subbed besides youtube?
>>77380008
plain girls have a presence about them that is cute, feel more pure, and almost a little sad but especially makes them feel gettable but they don't know how to deal with being liked and are awkwardly picky and indecisive
>>77383044
why wouldn't you watch it on youtube? thats their channel
>>77381663
I don't see it.
>>77370157
I don't think you know what thirsty means anon
>>77380445
My GF literally has no sex drive whatsoever. I am the exact opposite. If I'm not depressed beyond my capacity for logical thought, I'm horny.
[Spoiler]Sometimes both.[/spoiler]
Feels bad, man.
Thirsty AND hungry.
>>77377154
Man, she is literally the worst. Tom only stays 'cause he's a fuckin' mess
>>77378172
Even if it makes no sense and has no precedent
Goodnight Everybody!
>>77371461
>Manuella
no escape but i cum buckets to that girl.
>>77382452
Muh nigga. I don't normally go for the fatties, but I'd throw Pam a bone any day.
>>77378658
>she's crazy
You say it like it's a bad thing.
>>77370373
Easilyit's my fetish
>>77371461
those two dudes look like Tito and Raymundo from Rocket Power
>>77384559
She wants the C
>>77370373
Source on this picture?
>>77383218
See if ctrl+f will find you anything related to the "Sandy 2.webm" filename in this thread.
See if any of the replies to a post with that related content is asking for source.
See if any of those requests for the source have been answered.
Actually put in the basic level of effort.
>>77368579
Are you from Earth?
>>77370408
I'm going to take your mum out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
>>77381038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S3O2QwDqMg
>>77385471
Matt pls go
>>77369242
Except she does. But she's only thirsty for "sex" which to gems is more like companionship, or power.
>>77377378
I wish she'd write erotic friend fiction about me.
who likes desperate housewives?
>>77368299
best one. so thirsty she needs therapy. she could probably do with an old-fashioned trip to the doctor to cure female hysteria.
>>77371608
Sauce?
>>77380986
I wonder if her tits are soft
>>77388385
Absolutely not.At least not until she takes her shell off.
>>77388552
Some of us are eating here, you prick. Nearly threw up...
Does incest count?
>>77389167
She wanted her dad's, not her brother's
>>77366986
>>77389373
Doesn't count, everyone wants this stud.
>>77370221
what the fuck was that
>>77377154
Seems more like black and have a backbone.
>>77387334
>calls sex hotline as soon as rocko starts working there
>tries to give him spaanish fly at one point because she's so desperate
they really got away with a lot
imagine if she went after Arthur too
>>77391298
Well if you can understand french then you can watch them at their own website; http://www.canalplus.fr/c-humour/pid6237-c-les-kassos.html
Where else they're subbed I have no idea. I made the webms and I subbed them myself.
>>77367516
>>77391469
Shes gonna sit on him?
>>77373981
Each picture of Judy I see, it only makes me to fap even harder for her.
>>77392106
what's the context of this?
>>77396314
Brazilian educational programming.
Literally every girl in this show. My dick could barely take it.
>>77397323
>Kimiko
>Katnappe
>FUCKING WUYA
>>77367797
How's she thirsty?
>>77368857
Oh the stuff I would do to her
>>77389167
there was no sexual tension whatsoever.
>>77367516
>Post female characters that want the D super fucking bad.
>"wow, there's a character just like that on animated TV show Steven Universe...
>...Pearl!"
Jesus Christ. Fucking Pearlfags, I swear
>>77381328
Count how many on here personally know any real women besides their mothers.
>Also Oedipus complex.
>>77376663
I'm like 90% sure it's mostly one dude samefagging everytime.
>>77380986
Man, I used to think she was the hottest
>>77378268
DOUBLE DOG DENZEL
>>77370221
Why are there semi naked fetishists running around in the gutter of darksouls 2?
>>77402167
Because little tits is sexually insecure about big tits.
>>77366986
>>77394930
>Filename
>>77394930
File name god fucking damn it.
>>77381330
She def wanted chuck to fuckShe also had the hots for a dog.
>>77367516
She doesn't have a gender, anon.
>>77376077
Please do!
>>77368949
> implying that if you flirt with a girl and get her contact information you're basically dating her and shouldn't flirt with any other girl
keks will go this far to deny any sort of double standard
>>77402254
Gator waifu needs more love...needs more duck sweat.
>>77380445
Oh, she has sex drive. She's just saving it all up for when she gets to meet chad, brah.
>>77378268
I always found Toot hot as fuck when they didn't do the gross close ups
>>77366986
>>77367516
I don't know much about SU but having watched the episodes I'm pretty sure she wants Steven's D. She watches him sleep every night, god damn
>>77376663
Italian bull worm was great, fag.
>>77409086
She seems sweet, if not particularly bright
>>77366972
X-Men Evolution Rogue
>>77397943
No, but if i met those two in real life i'd have bet money that she was sexually abusing him.
Azula is fucking insane. I could totally see her forcing herself on Zuzu just because it would freak him the fuck out.
>>77369669
No, Cleo.
>>77381097
Who?
>>Need pix
Peg Pete
Jess Rabbit
Megara
Mrs Shibata
Mother Up Rudi
Sara Bellum
Stunt Dawg Sizzle