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Well, first time on this site, and I'm here to post my story.
>Be me, scrawny, beta, etc
>Be in friend group of scrawny betas
>We get along well, play vidya, good stuff
>Decide to fuck with one, call him redbro
>Redbro and I love Shrek
>Print out 30+ copies of Shrek's face, wanted to slide them into his locker
>only 9 print out
>wtf.onion
>Paper tray empty
>Whatever, I'll just use these
>Slide them in, go back to sitting around during my lunch period
>Walk by the printer about 10 minutes later
>Girl had refilled the paper tray, and was waiting for her paper
>A seemingly endless stream of Shrek's face is spewing out of the printer
>She is becoming increasingly frustrated, leafing through them, throwing them out of the eject tray
>This goes on for like 10 minutes, its a slow printer
>I'm desperately trying not to lose my shit
>I break
>Let out a strangled chuckle
>Sounded like a fucking moan
>She turns, sees me with a dumbass face
>tomato.jpg
>Run away
>I felt her death glare on the back of my head the whole way
Pic related, it's the face
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>>77356565
should've printed more
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fuckn epic, OP xD
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>>77356565
nice post?
the story is somewhat amusing but im not seeing what you expected when you made this thread.
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>>77356735
He's just an underage redditor trying to be funny.
Saged desu
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>>77356735
Didn't really expect much, just couldn't believe that it happened to me
This has given me an idea though
Senior prank:
on each printer in school, print out as many pictures of shrek as possible
Open up paper trays, and put Shrek Prints in
Every print will now be printed over his magnificent face
All papers turned in will be stamped with Shrek
Watch as school melts into hysteria as everything has Shrek on it
This is it
The coming of Shrek
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>Shrek
>"first time on this site"
Yuh huh yeah really.
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So are these stupid memes pretty much karma for the films mutilating animated movies?
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>>77358334
>Le being hostile to newfags meme xD
You guys are why most people avoid this site.
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>>77356845
You sound lost here.
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>>77358696
I'm pretty sure that's by design.
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>>77358696
More like this was just a bad post and deserves ridicule, regardless of the poster's status
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>>77358696
Then I guess they're doing work of heroes.
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>>77358696
Lurk more, fadge it.
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