James Bond: Vargar #1 Storytime

>>77354517
woooooooooooooo

>>77354611
>teacupping
I no longer take this guy seriously as a threat.

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going to take a short 5 min break to make some tea.

>>77355678
>RIP rounds
>being taken seriously by absolutely anyone
ohboyherewego.jpg

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Any one else reading Bond in H john Benjamins voice?

>>77354763
...Well, that was brutal.

first time reading a James Bond comic
has 007 always looked little like Archer?

>>77356158
Other way around. Archer was made to look like Bond.

>>77354507
I'll be honest, I've only ever seen the Daniel Craig movies. Is Bond always this psycho?

>>77359438
Well even Craig's Bond is psycho especially in Casino and Quantum.

>>77359438

No he's usually crazier.

>>77354843
Man, this is brutal for Bond. Liking it, though.

>>77355225
Should've based M on Fiennes. Literally my only problem with this comic.

>>77354796
And the theme kicks in.... now!
>DUN NUN DUN! DUN UN DUN!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUC8dJ0D6sA

>>77356158
>>77358564
And now Dick Grayson is being made more Bond looking as well.

>>77354507

I've been wondering if there were any good Bond comics lately. I'm a huge fan and I would love to write a series. Bond and Blufeld are like Batman and Joker anyways.

>>77355853
>that text
always hate this lazy shit

>>77355807
Don't you have a containment board?

>>77359438
He's the complete embodiment of the male power fantasy, he's always been a psycho, just one pointed in the "right" direction.

>>77359438
Tends to vary depending on who's playing him/who's directing, but if you think about it anybody who's able to come up with witty rejoinders while tossing people out of moving trains is probably a little cracked.

>>77361562
>unironically spouting "male power fantasy" like it's not tumblr garbage

Why do I still come here?

>>77359438
He failed is psych evaluation in Skyfall and has always been off the cuff compared to other 00s. Basically Bond is your basic hardboiled cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules.
Archer was an accurate, if extreme, depiction of how Bond works. He does his own thing, often against orders, and only keeps his job because he always manages to complete the mission, at times even because he doesn't bother with red tape.

>>77355730
>Pleb
Top tier comic desu senpai

>>77361536
At least they made it seem like a foreign language at first glance. When it's just a jumble of unpronounceable consonants is when I get really mad.

>>77361452
Got the proper version for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-IDfoZuQLM

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I can't tell what Bond the artist tried to emulate here. He looks too young to be any of them

>tfw Cavill will never get to play Bond due to being Superman

>>77361663
Thank you, I can never find the right one.

>>77361604

What? Even men call Bond a male power fantasy, that's exactly what he is.

That doesn't make him BAD, but he's an alpha male badass who drinks the finest scotch, fucks models and saves the world barely breaking a sweat while driving in ludicrously expensive cars. Of course he's a power fantasy.

>>77361670

He was basically live-action Archer in Man From UNCLE, it was glorious.

>remember, take it like a pussy

>>77361670
UNCLE skyrocketed my respect for Cavill.

that fucking scene where he drinks knockout juice and calmly lies on the couch

Collected to the fucking end.

>>77361673
Actually that version isn't even right the one you had was fine just sounds a little off

>>77361681
But he's not even in a position of power. He's always acting for MI6.

>>77361670
>I can't tell what Bond the artist tried to emulate here
Looks like how bond should to me

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>>77356158

>>77361670
The artist was clearly going for his own interpretation of the character. He didn't just try to draw a specific actor.

>>77361721

Barely. He does whatever he wants the second he's out of M's sight.

>>77361693

I did appreciate that he looked genuinely scared when Uncle Rudi turned to have hidden depths.

>that fucking torture scene

It's pretty hard to actually reference the Holocaust and make it work in a movie as silly as UNCLE, but Ritchie balanced the tone just right.

>>77361710
I can never find the Bond theme that I hear in my head every time Bond is mentioned. I know it's gotta be from one of the movies, but I can never figure out which.

>>77361721
You don't need to be the boss to be a male power fantasy. Otherwise all male power fantasy characters would be Emperor of the world.

>>77361780
The goldfinger one is also really popular.

>>77361681
Feminists ruined the term for me by twisting it into an excuse for sexy men in comics to be okay but for sexy women not to be okay.

Sure, I get that women want him and men want to be him, but the term is fucked.

>>77361803
>The goldfinger one is also really popular.
I just checked that one, it's not it. I thought it might be Goldeneye too, no dice.

>>77361803
But being Emperor of the world is my power fantasy. Who wants to be a lackey?

>>77361827
>tfw dad has playlist of nothing but Bond themes
Keep forgetting to get that from him, upload those to youtube for moments like these.

>>77361827
Live and Let Die?
Diamonds Are Forever?

>>77361835

>Who wants to be a lackey?

Same reason everyone wants to be a bounty hunter. You get to do all the cool shit without any of the responsibility of being leader.

>>77361835
Being the boss of everything is pointless. How can I take other people's power if I'm on constantly top?

>>77361877
So your male power fantasy is to bottom, is that what you're saying?

>>77361848
It's the standard Dun nuh duh/dun nun duh one, so I'm thinking it's gotta be early bond.

>>77361890
Oh rite you mean this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii1tc493bZM

That's the generic theme, it's in like all the movies. It's not the title song, just features.

>>77361884
kek

>>77361907
Yeah, that's it I think. Pretty sure I've been blending the classic one together with the one from the Craig movies, so I'm kinda confused.

>>77361884
>what is power bottom
I'm not on top, but the power is still mine.

>>77361803
>implying "male power fantasy" doesn't actually just apply to emperors of the world but tumblr decided to make it about any positive or strong depiction of a male

>>77361988
End of the day, you still got dominated by a man. His ass didn't get claimed.

The logic behind the power bottom makes about as much sense as a guy getting arrested and saying "Give me the cuffs, I'll put em on myself and get in the car because I want to go to jail!"

>>77362062
Not only is your analogy retarded as all hell. You have no idea what a power bottom is.

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>>77362062
>non gays tell gays how gay sex works
every time

>>77355955
I read it in a mix of Cary Grant, Clive Owen, and Sean Connery. Hard to place, very aristocratic and nonchalant.

>>77359438
He's an assassin. Of course he is.

>>77361604
You halfwit, he was specifically created to indulge in Flemming's nostalgia and fantasies.

>>77362046
Well the term predates your birth, so I'm sure tumblr didn't define it.

>>77362062
Even a domme likes to take a dick. Don't be so Roman.

>>77359438
In the original books, which nobody in this thread has made reference to in their shit flinging, Bond is basically a dead inside psychopath destoryed by all the shit he's done.

His gameplan in most of them can be summarized as shoot the fucker.

>>77362098
>>77362085
>>77362074
Whatever excuse helps you sleep at night, bitches.

>>77362098
>He's an assassin. Of course he is.
This is another level psycho, even for an assassin.

>>77362107
Exactly. He's a cold blooded assassin and always has been. It's why I find Dalton so underrated and why I find Moore a fucking joke who should never have been Bond as long as he had. Dalton was the most accurate depiction of book Bond.

>>77362112
Go fuck several men in the ass and see if there's a difference.
Hint there is.

>>77362107
>>77362134
>>77361590
This is the kind of answer I was after, thanks.

>>77361604
Bond is literally a fantastical version of Flemming's experiences as a spy retard.

>>77362114
If you were just referring to the cover, I don't think it meant to imply that he turned a gutshot into such a bloody mess.
If you're talking about fucking his fingers up with a shovel, that's actually not too crazy in a hand to hand fight. Bond was doing his job, recklessly as always, but also effectively.

>>77362162
>Flemming's experiences as a spy retard

Ian Flemming pretended to be retarded during the war?

>>77362142
How bout I don't and you pretend I did.

>>77362112
Thinking about the dynamics of gay sex keeps you awake at night?

Anon, is there something you want to tell us?

>>77362238
Weak.

Sam Smith really phoned it in with SPECTRE's theme song.

>>77362324
I don't know why the producers didn't tell him to fucking leave when he wrote a love letter to his boyfriend in 20 minutes (I'm not joking) and sang it.

It's the worst Bond song I've ever heard.

If Bond were to have sex with a man, would he be a top or a bottom? and if so, what kind?

>>77362107
this teabeeyaitch. thought the intro sequence had a good bit of this, and I can see Ellis following through with this characterization if he actually spends any time delving deeper into Bond's head. Using the dry, banter-y exterior as a mask, but being generally brutal in the field.

Of course It's a Dynamite book so who knows if he's phoning it in or not. Bit too early to tell. Could just end up being Snarky Ellis Bastard #3406: Licensed Edition

>>77362350
He could've at least put the movie title in somewhere. Most of the great Bond themes have the title in them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2WlDM3tEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gdhsVKTcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxjcN609cm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPBFvDz_HM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbj2Mx2By8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0x7QiJI1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn8alMYSu44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPeSPB68i2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzvNDR5OrqM

>>77362107
I loved how he got keked in the Moonraker book. His smile and optimism gone.

>>77362350
>he wrote a love letter to his boyfriend in 20 minutes (I'm not joking) and sang it.


Yeesh.

>>77362364
He'd just shoot him and get his information elsewhere.

>implying "what makes you think it's my first time" wasn't Bond successfully calling Mexican Joker's bluff

>>77362423
Yep. The critical consensus was "we can tell."

>>77362350

>worse then Diamonds Are Forever
>worse then Tomorrow Never Dies
>worse then both Dalton themes
>worse then Quantum of Solace

Nope. It's a little fruity but not that bad.

>>77362439
Yes, it is worse even than Quantum of Solace and the Duran Duran song.

The bit where he sings like a five year old ruined any hope of salvaging it. Never had a James Bond theme actually irritated me until SPECTRE's. Quantum came close, but only close.

>>77362439
>hating on Diamonds are Forever

I'm sorry if you're allergic to class.

>>77362439
>Diamonds Are Forever
>bad
>worse than Writing's On the Wall even

Anon, it stood up to every other Connery song; it wasn't contemptible at all. Writing's On the Wall was lazily written, badly sung, and ill fitting for a James Bond movie. Christ, Johnny English's theme song would've been better.

>>77362458

I still argue Tomorrow Never Dies is worse, and with the added injury of having a 10/10 Bond song that they dumped over the end credits in favor of Cheryl Crow screeching like a drunk owl.

And let's also not forget Die Another Day.

I don't hate Writing's On The Wall, it's more of a shrug then active anger.

>>77362491

Nobody Does It Better has class.

DAF is shit.

>>77362458
>View To A Kill
>Bad

Nigga, don't you even...

>>77362513
You are probably the worst namefag I have ever had the bad judgment to reply to.

Filtered.

>>77362238
Did you really just say the opposite of "whatever helps you sleep at night" with no logical context or reasoning and use it as a comeback? That's the only sense I could make from that.

>>77362107
He's not really "dead inside" so much as he is hidden away. Vesper found that part of him despite all his armor and when she died it broke his heart.

Bond's always going to be a knight looking for his damsel in distress. He drinks in part to forget and numb himself, and also because he'd die if he stopped.

>>77361670
>I can't tell what Bond the artist tried to emulate here.
Looks just like Archer to me.

>>77356158
>>77358564
>>77363152
>Penny
>Penny
>PENNY
>PENNNYYYYYYY
>WHAT BOND, WHAT?
>Let the Skyfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

>>77362134
Finally someone gets it

>>77362324
I'm going to watch movie tonight for the first time, but I already heard the song, and yes, it's really bad...
He sounds like a five year old whining. Coming after Skyfall, a song that still gives me the chills, it's a real step down.

>>77362537
perfectly good song, horrible bond song.

>>77363791
Yeah. Not even a fan of Adele, but you could tell she actually gave a fuck when they commissioned her for Skyfall.

>>77361604
>Why do I still come here?

All Superheroes are empowerment fantasies.

That's the whole point. That is an 80-year-old observation.

>>77363940
This.
That's says nothing for the quality of the song, though. Live and Let Die was also a horrible bond song, and it's one of my favorite songs period.

>>77364094
>all superheroes

Frogman is not an empowerment fantasy

>>77364121

Frog-Man is a parody character.