Gaythread take II?

Contain your periods this time yeah?

Self lubricating assholes.

>>77349941
Useless superpowers general?

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>>77349961
That's definitely not useless.

>>77350221
I meant in a crime fighting context

>>77349941
why not go with that and always clean assholes

>>77350237
What if his Anus has multiple powers including self lubricating and cleaning. What if it liked fired lazers? A magical anus could be a pretty useful tool in crime fighting.

Like a heroic rent boy who breaks off bad Johns dicks with his super strength butt clenching

>>77350261
Now all you need is an artist and you can make a doujin

>>77350261
New /co/ creation time?

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>>77350221
>dickstroke
yes

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>>77351821

>>77351851
>>77351862
Who's the non-Bucky guy?

>>77351905
MCU Crossbones

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>>77350261
I'd read it.

>>77350261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VId7EOTTOSw

>>77350261
>Magical Anus
>Not having the power to safely pull and store objects in an infinite capacity from there

You're not even trying.

>>77349937
>civil discussion = periods

Someone's sensitive.

>>77350882
>>77350882

That sound like /aco/ creation.

I hate you /co/ for getting me into GL gay pairings. I was a Guy/Ice fan fuck you guys and fuck Hal's delicious ass.

>>77354323
>civil discussion

If that's what you wanna call it. Besides, who sees "GAY THREAD" and thinks "Oh shit yeah I could go for some civil discussion right now." If you absolutely must flap your gums then make it something interesting like magical crime fighting anuses instead of how porn raped you that one time.

Actually, scratch that. Being raped by porn would make pretty good porn.

>>77354391
>fuck Hal's delicious ass.

well yes, that's the point

>>77354391
You can still like Guy/Ice anon. Now you just also want to see everybody fucking Hal, or Guy holding hands with Kyle

Booty bump?

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>>77356290
>booty bump
>not posting any actual booty
Disgraceful.

Hal/Kyle excerpt for those who requested.

>http://pastebin.com/Uua38Wb1

>>77349941
I once slept (well, fucked) with a guy that said he has a self-lubricating asshole. Didn't have the heart to tell him that his ass was just mucousy from the douche he used.

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>>77358209
yes this is good

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>>77354391
>fuck Hal's delicious ass
Yes. That is generally the intention.

>>77351851
gayness aside, i like the art on this one

'Nother excerpt. One part left and then the whole thing goes public.

>http://pastebin.com/j5RrHDtV

>>77362276
And here it is, in all its rapey glory.

>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5183621

>>77351821
I don't usually care about shipping and shit like that, but I always thought Hal and Kyle would make an okay couple. It's weird.

>>77363058
That's delightful.

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>>77363058
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/5183621
This is great, it's fucked up in all the right ways. Thank you!

>>77363236
Recent comics have lowered the appeal of it for me but they are pretty cute

>>77351356
>>77350221
I think that pairing got really popular with Teen Titans
Slade sounds like a molester in every appearance of his

>What I have currently queued in my writing backlog:
Thor/Hyperion post-battle
Dick/Tiger Harem AU
Matt/Hank Chapter 2
MCU Crossbones/Bucky mind control


As always, open to any requests.

>>77367309
Can you do the Dick taking advantage of amnesiac Bruce dark fic ppl started talking about last thread? Bruce thinks he's an ex, Dick doesn't correct him.

>>>/aco/
and don't forget to post nudes please

>>77367393
Now that's how you do it.

>>77367401
I just want some nice superhero "action". I don't have any nsfw pics and whenever I try to start a gay thread no one ever posts...

>>77367393
I would, but I can't stand how /aco/ became Western /d/ overnight, They can keep it.

>>77367364
Amnesia Bruce is not for sexual.

>>77367462
I'm drawing a sexy amnesiac Bruce pic right NOW and you can't stop me.

>>77367482
You fiend! Pls share when done. I just really can't write Bruce/any of the Robins. I would absolutely love to but the ability to do so escapes me every time I try. It's like an annoying personal moral filter even though I fap to Bruce boning his Robins all the time.

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>tfw you will never be as sexy as Dick's hot body and black hair/blue eyes combo

>>77367309
How about some Dick/Hal

>>77367309
Do you have any interest in Cap/Spidey?

Or anything Cap, really.

>>77367617
>Or anything Cap, really.

Certainly. I don't really see the appeal behind Cap/Spidey, but I can give it a go. Do you have anything specific in mind?

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>>77367539
That's funny, because any time I tried writing Batman fic it evolved into Batman/Robin, no matter what the initial idea was. I seem to be unable to write anything else when the Batfamily is involved.

>>77367540
>platonic relationship
>defined with sexual identity

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>>77367540
>queerplatonic

What fresh hell is this

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>>77367747
I guess something that involves Peter's hero worshiping.

Cap mentoring Peter in the art of buttfucking after training together.

>>77367859
>tfw I was reading a book collecting gay erotic short stories
>One story is so blatantly a Batman story about Bruce fucking either Dick or Jason I'm surprised DC hasn't sued.
I mean, it was still pretty hot, and it's one of my favorite short stories, but I chuckle that this got printed and no one has said anything.

>>77367927
Link?

>>77367927
So like.... what's the book called

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>>77367539
I wish I possessed your strong moral fiber.

>>77367999
That's a big ass.

>>77367946
I can't find any direct links to the story but it's been published in several anthologies. The story's called Night Visit by Barry Alexander.

>>77350221
Christ
I thought It was loki and his father odin.

>>77368132
That's kind of hot.

>>77368020
Dick to me is random male gymnast + Tyson Gays butt. Google image it, it's impressive.

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>>77354888
OVER THE LINE!

>>77354433
>>77361977
I had this old perception that Hal was some boring ass pilot and now I see him and dicks everywhere.

>>77368346
God please finish that. I'm getting more and more gay by the minute.

Writer anon too bad you don't read L.E.G.I.O.N. or LOSH or I would ask for Hal/Vril porn.

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>>77368346
>Tyson Gays butt
Damn.
Other butts have now been ruined for me

>>77368346
How is that real

>>77357936
>middy not having horrible hair

>>77367927
>tfw Suburbia has gay pastiches of Bruce and Dick

>>77369731
They looked more like Wolverine and Dick to me.

>>77369415
Still looking for a good download! Despair not!

>>77369415
>Hal/Vril porn.
Different writer anon here, no promises but this piques my interest

Vril is super dominant and kinda reminiscent of Sinestro, I can see it

>>77369837
Yeah but everything else about him is Bruce

>rich
>has a cave
>keeps uniforms in glass cases
>emotionally constipated
>broods all the time
>stalks people

I like how these threads are also producing fic now.

>tfw I have no talent whatsoever

>>77370156
>spoiler
Same
I would feel better if I could draw but I can't do that either

>>77370177
I guess the world needs requesters/beggars too, right?

Thank god for drawfags and writefags.

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>>77370243
>I guess the world needs requesters/beggars too, right?

Yeah! I love writing fic, but I rarely have ideas, so I lurk these threads looking for inspiration.

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I wish there were more cat themed guys in western media

>>77369662
He only has horrible hair when he's not with Apollo.

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>>77370480
Canines are better

>>77371017
Remember the first time we saw him out of costume and he had a blonde bowl cut? He was with Apollo then anon

>>77371123
Who is this spunk hunk?

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>>77371123
truth

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>>77369936
There's a few torrents floating around. I just got back in the comic series and now I'm desperate for Brainy getting boned by Lyle or Gates or some other Legion dude. Like Jan.

>>77370075
I thought about it after that one Trinity god saga. I would write it myself but my English is Engrish. It's not my first language. I hate it.

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>>77371017
I actually really like his new hairstyle.

I might have a terminal case of shit taste.

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>>77371177
Beowulf from skullgirls

>>77371177
Beowulf from Skullgirls

>>77371156
>bowl cut
>horrible
>implying

>>77371199
I'll go shopping around for it later. My internet's been ass as far as torrents go lately.

>>77371243
I love the new cut, too. Mohawks are sexy. Or is that an undercut?

>>77371123
Agreed.

>>77370480
>tfw I'd rather see Catlad!Tim dressed up like an Operator rather than rule 63 Selina.
>tfw literally everyone thinks I'm insane for it.

>>77371199
>thought about it after that one Trinity god saga.
Yeah I can see that

That also reminds me of Lobo folding Hal up like a pretzel

>>77371396
Is there a difference between mohawk and undercut?

I'm not really /fa/ aware.

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>>77371542
Undercut.

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>>77371542
Mohawk.

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>>77371123
>>77371304
>>77371307
I still remember when he first won. The fact that a muscular dude won over all the waifu characters makes me laugh. People were pissed that loli characters lost to him.
I wish more series sexualized dudes blatantly.

>>77371618
>>77371634
So, mohawk is shorter and not as styled as an undercut?

Why are hairstyles so complicated?

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>>77371123
whynotboth.jpg

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>>77371688
Mohawks are pretty much that strip of hair, with everything else buzzed or shaved. An undercut is usually everything on the sides and back of the hair buzzed or faded, with the top of the head untouched for styling. Pic related, here's another undercut style.

>Why are hairstyles so complicated?
Because attracting mates.

>>77371766
Neat.

Thanks for the /fa/ lesson senpai.

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>>77371736
What about bunny too?

>>77371867
Damn, I would.

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>>77371396
An...Operator?

>>77371434
That series had a lot of UST.

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>>77371766
I am so sick of seeing this undercut shit everywhere I go. Congratulations, you got 75% of a haircut now fuck off.

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>>77372267
frank is my husbando

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>>77372179
Special operations personnel.

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>>77374078
STANDING

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>>77374295
I REALIZE

>>77362889
Who?

>>77378515
Looks like Rictor and Shatterstar

>>77378547
thanks quick-anon

>>77379633
No

>>77379633
Damian is not for sexual.
Yet.

>>77379765
Damian was born and built for sexual.

>>77381909
Awwuh, Sinestro is concerned for Hal's comfort. That is strangely touching. ;_;

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bump

>>77383358
that's actually pretty cute

>>77387810
Are those... Hearts?

>>77387890
Yep, hot right?

>>77387890
Yeah I think it's from that one samurai issue

>>77379633
muscle shota

my true weakness

>>77387890
Yes, Midnighter is very romantic.

>>77391025
>tfw Midnighter will never rip the heart out of an enemy and give it to you as a sign of love
Is there any point to living?

>>77393434
Ah, yes, my favorite comics (sadly not canon) couple! I think it was the first couple I ever shipped, when as a young teenager I started reading comics.

Bored writefag here, does anybody have Flash-related requests? (Either show or comics.)

>>77394857
Barry/Lenny? Tv or comics versions

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>>77394889
Got an idea/scenario in mind?

Just FYI I had a terrible last 24 hours. It's gonna be a minute before I'm even contemplating tackling my queue and I'm pretty much just gonna focus on reading my comics and crashing.

>>77394857
Rogues' orgy with either Barry or Wally as the centerpiece?

Alternately New 52 Len/Barry where Barry seduces Len through his bartender persona?

>>77395099
Maybe something with Lenny after he's been working with Lex/the JL a while?

Bump up the volume.

>>77391097
You'd probably just end up being Prometheus in disguise.

>>77394857
Barry/Jay, abuse of the word "kid."

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75% of my /co/ gay folder is either this, porn, or Billy/Teddy pre New Avengers/YA v.2

Give me something obscure. Not cross-over, or crack, or anything, just something obscure.

>>77399619
Warlord/Ollie Queen, Grell era.

>That old guy who looks like you is at the shop. Again.

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>>77379765

>>77402624
I keep thinking that that's LumberBruce

Bruce/Constantine when

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>>77402680
LumberBruce is truly a gift.

>>77403097
I hope he shampoos and conditions his beard

>>77403260
he's rich, he uses only the finest products on his beard

>>77403298
is amnesia!bruce still rich?

>>77403402
yeah I think so? he just moved back into the manor even

>>77399619
Are you a writefag?

>>77396018
>>77396046
>>77397894
Sorry for disappearing, a thunderstorm killed the power in my area and my laptop needed charging. Anyway, I'm gonna do these all, will probably post them whenever the next gay thread pops up.

>>77352700
Eh, already been done in Dredd. The Great Arsoli, IIRC.

Why is it, whenever I see anything remotely like this on this (or any other site) there are always these women or other people who seem to think that sex between two men needs to involve dominance or bondage? I mean, what is it about that type of imagery that gives women a literal boner - would you really get off on rape/incest/torture B&D if it involved say Wonder Woman and Donna Troy, or Jean Gray and Wanda Maximoff?

As a fan there's an ick factor here. As a gay man, it's disturbing.

>>77410211
Where is the torture bondage in this thread

>>77410211
>who seem to think that sex between two men needs to involve dominance or bondage?
No one says it needs to. In fact, quite a lot of this is pretty tame. I just find dominance and bondage hot as hell, so I write about it. I post porn about it.

>I mean, what is it about that type of imagery that gives women a literal boner
Easily half or more of any person in these threads are guys. I'm a guy.

>would you really get off on rape/incest/torture B&D if it involved say Wonder Woman and Donna Troy, or Jean Gray and Wanda Maximoff?
I have and I do.


>As a fan there's an ick factor here. As a gay man, it's disturbing.
Thanks for the opinion, friend.

I dreamt I was a little girl. And then I got it on with Batman

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>>77410211
>would you really get off on rape/incest/torture B&D if it involved say Wonder Woman and Donna Troy, or Jean Gray and Wanda Maximoff?
I have a rape kink so yes

Some characters just beg to get dominated more than others anon

>>77412690
>a little girl
>with Batman
Not unless you were a little boy.

>>77397840
>getting your ass rammed every night was part of the plan

That nigga I swear.

>>77379765
If he's old enough to fap, he's old enough to tap.

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>>77416388

>>77418127
That's great.

>>77410211

> as a gay man why isn't porn drawn/written by women tailored to my tastes

NO ONE CARES!

>>77391097

> Midnigther will never murder people at your grave to honor you

viceroy if you're still taking requests can you do clark/kon with kon seducing clark?

>>77421843
Sure thing.