Beat the meat edition
>Back to the Barn download link
https://mega.nz/#!eV8lGJQJ!H2MwPksrqVbFJH4U8AMB5fXERVlC-YmodEhXiO3yasc
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!QUkChbyA!OCgQC7VEkN6wMmP2lrme-yQHTc1spWxxBWCb_tHI0mg
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed]
>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo [Embed]
Episode Schedule:
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14 [Embed]
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#F!qIgVhJgQ!s-2PFvj15hmJLZ5vvztYFA
First for remove Pearl
The gems are not sexy.
Seriously.
Any love for Malachite?
Am I late?
4th for lapis a cute
Drugs are for niggers
>>76651604
Only the fanart makes them attractive tbh.
This goes above and beyond my OR.
Post gem booty
>>76651619
I love Jasper but I don't like Lapis at all so I'm torn.
>>76651604
The only ones who areally attractive in show are Peridot and Pearl
HIATUS CONFIRMED OR NOT?
This seems like it was supposed to be a Stevenbomb. These four episodes have aired consecutively and have been directly related to each other, never deviating for some Beach City slice of life story. If this was a Stevenbomb, then there needs to be a fifth and final part after Too Far. It also makes sense that we need an episode with Peridot and Garnet. Are we getting something next week, or no?
>>76651619
Lots of love reccently. It's been great.
>>76651619
BESTGEM
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T
G
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M
>>76651640
The little diamond makes this
>>76651604
pearl is slightly sexy, more cute though
>>76651637
Pretty much.
Posting the map of Beach City in case anyone hasn't seen it yet.
>>76651633
MOONMAN MOONMAN BLACK LIVES MATTER
>>76651686
I'll agree slightly.
>>76651694
NIGGERS NEED TO HANG FROM TTEES
>>76651694
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN!
>>76651628
>>76651692
>cone n son
Who are these cones and why don't we know them?
>>76651665
There's literally nothing attractive about Pearl's design. She's an awkward lanky beanpole with a goofy beak nose.
>>76651633
drugs is a pretty wide field, have you ever gotten a shot from the doctor or taken something for a headache ? oh you have ?you're a nigger
Little lost lights
>>76651640
I want to molest a jasper in uniform, make her blush and feel very shameful.
>>76651604
Whatever you say
>>76651747
>archetypal ballerina
>awkward
You what?
>>76651742
By the time steven has past all the other stores he's full.
>>76651694
You've just reminded me I need to get Moonman and Russian music for Bits stream tomorrow.
>>76651747
It seems someone doesn't understand the "Cleopatra Nose".
Reminder that talking with a fusion is like talking to someone furiously masturbation while holding an AR-15 in a low ready.
>>76651694
stay bloke
>>76651737
Would you buy a lapis shirt if it had "dick squad
>>76651710
nice
>>76651747
But anon that's my type.
>>76651753
Could gems being short be a relatively normal thing? And only powerful gems are tall?
>>76651789
wompwompwompwompwompwomp
>>76651737
>CN will never sell a dick squad shirt
>>76651646
>>76651692
How that city function they don't even have a bank?
>>76651819
Well this is Rebecca "I want to fuck Zim" Sugar's show, so probably.
>>76651737
>>76651822
Now, you see, I associate that sound with Sour Cream in T-Shirt Cannon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kVWZvCVdLY
where are thefreaks
>>76651839
Zims a pimp. He just has no time for bitches.
>>76651833
In the UK there's a bank bus that travels to small towns every so often so locals can do their banking
Maybe Beach City has a bank bus? Or Mayor Dewey keeps it all in his house
>>76651833
It's a small town. Get used to driving 5-20 miles out of time for everything.
>>76651833
it's probably on main st. somewhere.
>>76651829
would you wear a dick squad hat?
>>76651843
Check out Sasuke over here.
>>76651646
Garnet has the best booty that is a fact
>>76651792
Come on Yellow, let them gems love each other!
>>76651941
if you are under 30, those are called "fedoras".
>>76651646
HOLY SHIT..
okay I gave jamie a hard time but I cant really blame him for fawning over Garnet.
I probably would too, I am pretty weak when it come to carnal desires.
>>76651792
Well, Ok, that WOULD make me pretty uncomfortable.
That episode where Steven is hanging out at the barn and asks Peridot to put some limb enhancers on him, but he wakes up part way through the operation bloody, limbless and screaming causing an already panicked peri to try and quieten him with her blowtorch before stuffing him in an old suitcase.
Peridot makes a run for it and the CGs chase after thinking her and steven have run off again for another hijink. By the time anybody thinks of searching the barn Steven has either died from starvation or drowned in his own faeces.
Best commentary of the season on the hollowness of parental relations and the toxic nature of masculinity.
>>76651941
Maybe
>>76651646
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
>>76651737
>>76651981
>>76651955
All gems need to have good assmany fan gems miss this point
>>76651979
Talking about eggcelent/sexcelent trucker hats
>>76651996
How come in 6,000 years the gem home world hasn't crossed over the computational singularity?
>>76651878
CUTE BUTT
U
T
E
B
U
T
T
>>76651908
>bank bus
Now I've heard it all
>>76651792
Why does that armor look so familiar?
>>76651897
in the trash
>>76651996
please drink bleach.
lots of it.
gargle if necessary.
Post cute
>>76652014
I like to think garnet gave him a '10 seconds to hump leg' or handjob. I mean he is only human.
Speaking of jamie episode, do you think we will ever see Ronaldo's secret admirer again?
>>76651996
When will we see the valiant return of Tiger Millionaire?
Oh shit, I should make him in a WWE game.
Lapis is the key to all this
>>76651670
Only Matt's shitty tweet is what we have going on. Fuck that guy though.
>>76652065I miss you mom
>>76652065
not Su related but cute
>>76652068
>do you think we will ever see Ronaldo's secret admirer again?
That letter was pretty weird.
I'm sure they'll make an episode about it. Maybe.
>>76651996
>>76652073
There is a future episode called Tiger Philanthropist.
>>76651908
you may be thinking of something else
>>76651829
They don't own "Dick Squad". Someone could print the shirt themselves and nobody could stop them.
Would you a Lost whore pearl?
>>76652068
It was Peridot.
>>76652057
Are you making a sexual advance on me?
WITNESS ME!!!
>>76652065
>>76652073
there's an upcoming episode called "Tiger Philanthropist".
>>76651670
>>76652080
As far as we know, with current TV schedules, there is no new episode next week.
Matt said Too Far was the last of the year, but then deleted that tweet.
My guess is that we're going on break the next 2-3 weeks, then coming back sometime November to finish up the arc and hit the mid season finale, then going on break for the holiday season.
We'll know if the Crew gives us an image saying 'See you in 2016" next week.
>>76652065
>>76651996
Why do you keep coming back scarps?
>>76651957
Reminder that having two friends fuse is like losing them both and getting a replacement friend.
>>76651749
>including pharmaceuticals with drugs
>being so retarded that you don't know that the layman definition I'd drug is "recreational stuff"
Nigger
>>76651996
Haha look at this edgy mother fucker.
>>76652156
Not gonna lie, would have urban hip heavy petting session with
>>76652145
no. and with your mindset i can't imagine anyone will.
>>76652175
thats a hell of a chest on that garnet
You're such a sweet sensation
>>76652068
maybe a blowjob
then again, she'd probably suck hisskeletonright out of his dickhole
>>76651792
i honestly hope YD gets a moral high ground in the show
>>76652195
its so generically edgy like no imagination or suspense
>>76652199
Ha he ha
That'snot what ur gran said lad
The Best
>>76652207
>>76652184
Maybe among your crack house and wigger friends. Ask your average soccer mom what the stuff she feeds her overactive 12 year old are.
>>76651646
Link to Old Thread because OP forgot:
>>76645626
>>76645626
>>76645626
>>76645626
>>76652251
you can talk to the dead? spooky.
>>76652221
Masturbating and writing at the same time is hard work which is easily rushed gemrade
>when you realize that garnet is best gem
>>76652207
that would be cute, but it might get him addicted or something...
Point is its a 'good bye / get over me' thing.
i like to think they spooning, garnet giving a loving safe embrace and handjob and she smooched his forehead and wish the best for him.
I mean smooch on forehead is nice
>>76651604
Rose is pretty sexy fam
>>76652207
>shoes
This isn't lewd enough for me.
I would want a Sour Cream or Pearl dakimakura.
Hey can you guys help me out, I haven't been able to find more decent Sugilite fan art.
>>76652292
Only when I dig them up and eat their faces
>>76652000
Why didn't these booties end up in the show?
Who drew these?
>>76652201
I want YD to be harsh but fair and I want her to like Rose even though she is a dirty traitor.
>>76652286
If every porkchop were perfect.
>>76652326
>>76652305
barefeet is 2 lewd anon.
>>76651792
That's kind of hot!
Any requests?
>>76652171
So how long are these CN holiday breaks? Can we expect stuff to return in January or do we have to wait until March or something?
Because then I might actually kill myself
>>76652296
>>76652326
Good, that thing is out of control and atrocious
>>76652358
>>76652328
>>76652134
So, is the implication here that the one with the star panties is Pearl from the show?
>>76652267
Pharmaceuticals :^)
>>76652377
>>76652335
I want the opposite.
I want her to have been really dismissive and constantly scolding Rose for her weird actiosn/obsessions.
But I want Blue to have been the one really loving towards Rose, and would constantly shut down Yellow when she tried to complain.
>>76652368
Jasper in power armor.
Keep her color scheme.
>>76652368
Garnet eating a banana
Don't be a bitter soul
>>76652368
Opal playing ping pong against Steven and Connie.
>>76652347
We wouldn't have MurderCock.
>>76652068
>Ronaldo's secret admirer
huh?
>>76652326
One of the oldest sugilite pic I have. I swore I had skimpy swimsuit sugilite somewhere.
I remember it was in the same thread as pic related, Its a shame archive is gone.
PeaeP
>>76652368
Pearl washing her hair
>>76652329
Paul Villeco is the booty man of the show
>>76652400
with Jamie looking on, just about to lose his mind.
Drugs that Steven should be on:
>insulin for his diabetes
>Adderall for his ADHD
>Estrogen for his transgenderism
>Paracetamol for his fat induced joint and back aches
Kid is sick
>>76652303
B E S T G E M
>>76652211
>Interstellar empire gets the moral high ground for once
My dick
>>76652411
check ronaldos tumblr around the time love letter was aired.
>>76652368
Steven as Chief O'Brien from star trek
>>76651633
I'm afraid you're on the wrong board, lad.
Steven Universe is a male.
>>76652439
>>Estrogen for his transgenderism
Anon, I'm fairly certain that indulging in mental illness violates the Hippocratic oath.
>>76652393
>>76652303
>her lips so good she makes you cum by just pressing her lips on your dick.
man...I wish I made a rose.
>>76652134
More from this artist
this shit is so fucking hot
>>76652335
Last thread I wrote her introduction as giving an offer to save the Crystal Gems by getting them off-world in her ship, in a "you will do what I say" sort of way.
Wouldn't be out of character for a diabolical mastermind trying to make a good first impression.
>>76652402
lol weed bro
>>76652378
You post in /sug/
Rapist Rapezuli
Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>76652296
There is no best gem. Just who is your favorite and least favorite.
>>76652402
DUDE WEED LMAO
Another journey with no destination.
Another battle never won.
>>76652490
Doctors need tranny girl hookers too anon
A late request from a thread or two ago! Now I'm going to pass out.
>>76652211
>>76652446
Well Rose DID betray and start a war with her own entire race because she decided she liked how some weird alien monkey-people did the sex.
She also seems to have trained her followers to basically worship her.
>>76652397
>Boston Boom-Bringer
>>76652492
>not Amy, forever
>>76652335
that pic is bretty gud
that's how I imagine their first meeting was like, and I like the outfit too, it fits with the unknown form we see Pearl momentarily take when she's reforming in Steven the Sword Fighter
>>76652207
>Jamie
mfw
>>76652520
>There is no best gem
I want the relativists to leave; Pearl is objectively best gem.
>>76652511
nope.
>>76651604
The art style is really ugly, yeah.
>>76652539
Wouldn't steven be able to grow a mustache by will?
Wouldn't he also grow like, a huge beard?
Like, a literal forest on his face. birds and all. And pearl gets stuck in it?
>>76652402
weed will never turn you into a qt lesbo m8
>>76652511
rainbow quartz is literally the only attractive fusion
>>76652402
>>76652550
>she give that cute angry look
>gently kiss it
>>76652510
who drew that again?
singing
crying
singingwhilecrying
>>76651604
Steven is pure sex, dude. And so is Rose.
>>76652603
Greg.
>>76652538
[absolutely degenerate]
>>76652566
It would probably end up uncontrollable and freakish.
>>76652568
But smoking will.
>>76652578
Why do you think? Because they are two non nigger spic gems forming a beautiful Aryan gem
>>76652578
my nigga'
I can't wait to see more Rose fusions. Rose amps it up.
>>76651789
l-lewd
I Love It.
>>76652566
Last time Steven grew something, he turned into a monster.
>>76652613
This is as bad or maybe worse than this
>>76651996
>>76652402
__ D
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Tumblr Lapis kind of makes me hate Real Lapis by association
>>76652211
She already has.
>>76652566
Steven will grow a luxurious, handlebar mustache just like the fine English gentlemen of yesterday.
Which Connie, Peri, and Pearl will swoon over.
>>76652638
Back then when Steven made a bubble he couldn't break it without tearing down the old docks. I'm sure Steven could control it better now.
>>76652566
can someone draw that
>>76652638
and Connie walked funny for a week.
>>76652256
If there aren't enough sold units the rest will be sent back to the manufacturer and get pulped.
>>76652303
Greg got to bang an 8 feet thick warrior from outer space.
>I'll never live the dream
>>76652211
>The right wing type 2 interstellar empire with traditional morals on individuality and authority
>not having the moral high ground already
>>76652626
Only if you believe in reincarnation after death by throat cancer, but chances are you belong to the eternal neckbeard caste whatever animal or time you born into
>>76652335
I'd be fine if she was sort of like the Megatron to Rose's Optimus
>>76652655
Tumblr Lapis? Or are you just memeing with me?
>>76652402
LEGS
>>76652155
WITNESSED
Weed is gay and not in the real cool way
>>76652595
based dick squad
>>76652671
I'm on it, fuck sleeping.
>>76652368
Various Gems with round bellies and a nervous Greg in the waiting room to a maternity ward
>>76652655
I will never understand this interpretation of Lapis. It makes no sense.
>>76652638
A backbone?
>>76652632
Did I miss something? Is Lapis not wearing a diamond symbol?
>>76652638
I wouldn't say that puberty is that horrible.
>Strap in, you and I are going for a ride
What happens, and do you live?
>>76652595
I desperately need a dick squad hoodie.
When will there be a cute date episode with Major Dewey and Pearl as gregs or stevens way to gain political favors? Say that greg or steven crash Major Deweys van and he catches them in the act and as a way for them to apologize they just hint at the idea that they can get him a date with pearl while they go fix his van. That seems like a funny "yakety sax" tier episode with dewey and pearl finding deweys van in worse shape and Pearl just fixing it for him in the end.
I really want Jasper to join the Crystal Gems. I don't even like her that much, but if she's able to mix up the group dynamic the way Peridot is then I would welcome it. It'd be interesting to see how a gem who considers herself a natural born leader would interact with the rest of the group. Plus I imagine Jasper and Amethyst hanging out together, either wrestling or eating or breaking stuff
>>76651575
The stupid Mega link won't let me finish the download unless I get some kind of bullshit for firefox. Is this safe or what?
>>76652719
Oh Steven, you little pansy.
>>76652746
>Garnet ends up taking you on a nice, silent drive until dawn.
>It ends with a kiss
>>76652750
Just custom-order/make one; nothing can stop you.
Thoughts on how Rose and Jasper were connected?
>>76652719
>>76652739
Imagine being trapped in a mirror for 5000 years, then the people who kept you in there just decided to pull you out and put you up in their house and say "no hard feelings, right?"
>>76652155
WITNESSED
Sex with Lapis?
>>76652368
Bald Steven in a hospice bad with a large pustulating terminal cat tumor on his neck
>>76652785
Jasper thought against Rose's armies.
>>76652785
Jasper heard big things about Rose, but didn't get to fight her.
Jasper is a brute and just wanted to fight a strong person like Rose.
>>76652746
>>76652778
>nothing can stop me
How about no disposable income?
>>76652303
Rose has something going on, I'll give you that.
>>76652776
I... drive
>>76652785
Jasper respected her tactics.
Rose was kinda like Robert E. Lee.
>>76652765
>unless I get some kind of bullshit for firefox. Is this safe or what?
i'd err on the side of caution, i've heard of some of those extentions aren't necessary and are just spam advertisements.
but if you want to watch the episodes, kisscartoon.me is pretty good.
>>76652793
I mean, I understand that line of reasoning, but nothing in the show has led us to believe she's a petty bitch.
>>76651692
where did you get this map?
>>76652794
No gif?
>>76652812
>Jasper is a brute and just wanted to fight a strong person like Rose.
>brute
>not an honorable warrior who respects martial prowess
>>76652785
I think Jasper was grown on Earth, but she left for Homeworld/was recalled by Homeworld before the end of the war.
If Jasper was ever going to get redeemed I could see doing the whole "Jasper was born the same place as Amy" as a way for Steven to get close with her and actually talk
>>76652750
What the hell does that even mean
>>76652746
I faint and have a dream about the Teacups.
>>76652833
Rose was the Rommel to Homeworld's Patton.
>>76652265
Eyy. Thanks for using my gif.
>>76652763
Fuck no the CG are fine as they are, if they have a fourth gem then theres gotta be a new personality to compliment the group
Steven is the gullible jolly idiot
Pearl is the organized sperglord
Amy is the slacker hedonist down to earth girl
Garnet is the serious tactical leader
Jasper is the ruffian thug but Amy can do that already
Peridot is a super SPERG but Pearl can do that already
Laps is the emotional nutjob so I guess she can join
The best kind of groups of personality diverse ones, if everyone is the same then its just boring.
>>76652613
Steven is a bara larva.
Does their appear to be anything that determines how many eyes a fusion has or is it just a crap shoot?
>>76652728
I know the felling 5 am here
>>76652845
I wanted it to focus on that frame though the one with the SNAP would probably be even better..
You know what we have a non existent amount of in here? Archer crossovers.
Pearl- I dunno. Maybe I'm the only one who cares about having an efficient and supportive work environment.
Amethyst- Maybe you're lame.
Pearl- Maybe you can shut your dick holster.
>>76652638
Adult males are horrifying
>>76652845
Why does she have a hole in the upper part of her nose? Gif is perfect aside from that
Does Cheeseburger Backpack hold the record for the most instances of Pearl being offmodel? Because I just watched it again, and holy shit.
>>76652884
The Crewniverse admitted fusion design is mostly based on what looks cool.
>>76652765
What're you talking about? Have you tried using older links?
Did someone break the fucking MEGAs again?
>>76652845
>>76652833
A huge jerkass who people worship for no good reason?
Sounds about right.
>>76652901
That's nothing compared to pregnancy.
>>76652870
can't we just kill pearl and replace her with peridot?
>>76652368
Rose bursting out of steven's chest like one of those creatures from alien
>>76652837
Yeah, but it's pretty obvious that comic is non-canon.
>>76652852
I dunno. But I still want one.
>>76652867
No prob, bob.
>>76652912
>>76652845
Someone combine these two.
For once, no one dies
>>76652785
>>76652912
hot.
>>76652825
>>76652765
>>76652835
Oh wait, >>76652906 here.
There's a little button under the two "official" buttons that says "download through browser". Use that.
MEGA format changes have reuslted in MEGA trying to push its services by making direct downloads a little harder to find, but as always they are still there. No problems at all.
>>76652901
Okay there tumblr
>>76652900
kek. Although Pam is definitely Amethyst, and Pearl is either Mallory or Carol.
>>76652948
That's a pretty faggy outfit you got there, Steven
>>76652934
No Pearl is better than Peridot, get rid of Peridot already fuck
>>76652870
I thought that the point of Peridot/Jasper/Lapis was that they were kind of similar to the Crystal Gems but in a different way. Like Peridot is also technically minded but is kind of a classist and Jasper is a rough thug like Amy except she's way more serious and violent about it.
Heck if they were setting up redemption for those characters then I think that's fine, like I said I could see Jasper and Amy working well together. Plus I think they could do the personalities different enough to make it interesting
>>76652948
would steven get the true pacifist ending?
REMOVE PEARL
I HATE PEARL
REMOVE HER
IMPROVED QUALITY
>>76653000
Steven would get the true pacifist ending his -first- run with no loads.
>>76653000
Steven couldn't get anything BUT the true pacifist ending.
If he got neutral it'd be because he didn't understand how the game worked at first.
Rob Schneider will never VA in Steven Universe;_;
>>76652903
Early on in the show especially they didn't pay as much attention to character models. I think they were going for a more expressive art style early on. Kinda like how the characters have no set height (they've said that Garnet is taller than the others for example but they don't have a canon height for her, it's just what looks better in action)
>>76652995
Garnet is the serious party pooper we dont need more serious people, we need more weirdos in the CG clique to make it interesting.
Lapis persona is hard to say but shes like an emotional nutjob seeing as how she tried to kill everything on earth just get back to HW, and devotes her eternal existence just to hold back Malachite because?
Lapis is insane and insane is good we have too many sane people in the CG we need more crazies to spice it up.
>>76652971
This is
our show you cheeto scoffing neckbeard
>>76652746
I introduce her to humanity's greatest achievement,Nemesis
>>76653061
ROB SCHNEIDER IS A ROCK
>>76652845
GEM OF MURDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LK1UcUsDOA
>>76653074
Well it doesn't amputate your legs at least.
>>76653109
>>76653061
The cast does not need yet another man, go watch mainstream toons if that's what you like
>>76653073
>>76653108
Das it mane
>>76653069
Pearl is the party pooper though. Garnet usually goes along with what Steven does.
>>76653108
>NerdWeek
Not gonna even consider watching that.
>>76653109
We already had this in the thread.
Pearl is just a fancy doll.
>>76653061
ROB SCHNEIDER IS DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMBTHE STEVEN AND PERIDOT FUSION
>>76653109
>>76653123
delete this
>>76653078
A lesbian rock from space
>>76652794
I hope they come back soon.
I like Peridot and all but I miss them
>>76651747
>implying
>>76652976
>Pearl is better than Peridot
wrong
>>76653159
How can you miss somebody who was in only two episodes.
>>76653150
UNTIL ONE DAY WHEN DERPITY DERP DERP
>>76653114
Thankfully Alton has better damage control than Bioware. Besides, your Peridot cosplay would be that much more accurate.
>>76653073
ohohohooooh God this is gr8 b8 m8
>>76652155
where is poil?
>>76653138
Garnet is always serious thats my point anon
Anyways Teen Titans is good example of group personality diversity
Robin is a serious guy
Cyborg is the jolly technician
Beast Boy is the complete dumbass down the earth to dude
Raven is the cynical bitch
Starfire is the happy happy fun time girl
>>76653174
Pearl is better than Peridot because Pearl is her own person while Peridot is just a drone piece of shit.
Pearl looks better than Peridot
Pearl has a better voice than Peridot
Pearl has a better personality than Peridot
Pearl is better than Peridot.
>>76653178
By getting sick and tired of all the speculative fanart
>>76651753
It would seem strange that the servile class, Pearls, would be taller than their masters. So no.
Unless only theHegemonyelites are tall
>>76653145
Man am I glad we didn't get that shitty dyke Pearl.
>>76652005
I think I'm finally coming to terms with it and am confident enough to truly speak my mind: Lapis is my favorite character.
>>76653141
>>76653156
No, let my mistake be a lesson to future generations
>>76653201
On the Fury Road
>>76653216
fag
>>76652073
Pearl returns as Tiger philanthropist as implied at the end of back at the barn
>>76653201
Resting, after so many years of faithful duty
>>76653225
Imperator Pearliosa
>>76653216
kill yourself
>>76653206
Maybe peridot called pearl fancy because, among other reasons, she's taller than most homeworld pearls?
>>76652785
Rose beat *A* Jasper (or several) during the Crystal Rebellion, based on Pearl's flashbacks.
Across the galaxy, Jaspers have heard about this Rose Quartz who defeated their fellow Jasper and have been itching to regain their honor for all jasper-kind.
>>76653204
It's just like the Gamerdot and Canadadot. Too much absence makes the mind wander.
Jasper's reappearence is going to fuck up so much fanart.
>>76652758
I'd rather just see Pearl having to go on a date withGregfor some contrived reason.
>>76653216
>I think I'm finally coming to terms with it and am confident enough to truly speak my mind: Lapis is my favorite character.
>>76652005
What will you do if Lapis ever gets a happy ending? What will you do with your life?
>>76653159
Where are all the pictures of Lapis molesting Jasper just like in canon?
>>76653249
I enjoy resting pics.
Need more resting pearl pics.
Lapis is boring guys, she needs more character development.
>>76653279
Jasper said she was actually there.
>>76653295
End it.
>>76652134
I would totally pick number #2
>>76652419
what episode is this even from
>>76653298
shhh, lapis makes a better sub
>>76653301
>>76653301
This is the only other one I got
>>76651792
That's not my fetish, but with hard work and dedication, it can be.
That whole Jasper and Lapis thing is like strong man looking lesbo taking advantage of a fragile cute little lesbian, right?
This show really is 80% about lesbian stuff
>>76652968
This is what I get from the link, I see no "Download through browser" anywhere, am I just retarded?
>>76653203
Pearl's voice and personality is better than honestly all the other characters. I think they do this on purpose because no other character besides Steven or Pearl is likeable.
>>76653311
1, 2, or 3. Heck, probably 4, too, but I'd feel weird about it.
>>76653329
But Lapis domming Jasper is canon.
>>76653069
>Lapis persona is hard to say but shes like an emotional nutjob seeing as how she tried to kill everything on earth just get back to HW
She was still Cracked at that point brah.
>>76653364
Ironically the fandom makes it look like it, but it's the small lesbian doing the raping under the ocean.
>yfw we get that missing 30 seconds of footage tomorrow
>>76652900
Lana as Garnet
I fucking need this.
>>76653365
close some tabs holy shit
>>76653368
There's nothing likable about Pearl. At first she was just a whiny wet blanket but she's actually a huge hindrance to the team. They should've bubbled her after the Sardonyx incident.
>>76652566
Okay NOW I'm going to crash
>>76652887
Yeah its noon over here, I've still haven't slept yet. bleh I had a blast drawing though!
>>76653329
I disagree.
>>76653368
No Amy has the best personality, shes the most human like gem she acts like a teenage girl with issues, not an Amyfag though.
Pearl is more motherly while Garnet is just boring, actually we never do see Garnet show her Ruby side tbh.
Out of all the fusions Sugilite has the best personality.
>>76653401
>no autismos screeching in the background
>>76653394
what a twist
>>76652335
I like this.
Anyone else have any other good Pearl origins?
>>76653375
Well I picked #2 seem to be a happy/cheerful pearl + huge lewdness which is a win-win scenario
#1 one seems to have "meh" sex
>>76653419
The big Steven that was evil
>>76653419
I can totally see bearded Steven as a mall Santa or something.
>>76653295
Live a life fulfilled.
>>76653419
Why did Steven become Dr. Light?
Will he create Rock Man.
>>76653412
never
>>76653332
I got the one with Abalone.
Missing the one with pearl in water and pink flower/trees.
I really hope they have this big buildup to Malachite and then they just bonk her on the head like Sugulite and bam-unfused
>>76652746
GET ON MY BOAT, BITCHES! WE'VE GOT A CERTAIN GIANT LADY TO TALK UP FROM THE ABYSSAL DEPTHS!
>>76653368
she is just thirsty
>>76653329
but it's wrong
>>76653473
>>76653368
>implying
We all know Jasper is the most likeable character. She's just trying to get Steven away from those disgusting rebels and back to his rightful place on Homeworld, reunited as the fourth diamond.
>>76653429
>we never see Garnet show her Ruby side tbh
bruh this bait is weak
Would you do it for her?
>>76653472
>implying
Say hi to cold tea guy for me when you kill yourself
WHERE IS THE GEM SLOOP
WHERE
MOTHER FUCK
GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE SLOOOOP
>>76653418
Pearl has the most beautiful voice on the show.
Pearl has a likable personality shes a go getter and a perfectionist bitch which makes her interesting because it gives her flaws.
Pearl is one of the best characters in the show.
There also a hidden bloodthirsty side of Pearl that you see rarely, notice when she always tried to kill Peridot and how she wants to murder things without even understanding them that gives her a secret edge making her even more interesting.
Hopefully Rebecca makes Connie become more of rebellious smart girl instead of Pearl copy.
>>76653431
>implying shitposting during stream isn't just as autistic, more even
>>76653529
No, she's fat and her hair looks dumb
Okay, so going off the book, Pearl was Rose's first follower. When did Garnet show up? Were Homeworld and the Crystal Gems already fighting at the time? Were Sapphire and Ruby, possibly on Homeworld side initially, but defected once it became apparent that joining the CG would allow them to be together?
>>76653482
Nah, it'll be revealed that Jasper basically acted like Peridot's big sister on Homeworld.
Malachite finds Peridot's limb enhancements in the ocean and flips out, thinking she's dead, so she goes to attack the Crystal Gems.
Peridot hides away for most of it, but she gets brave enough to show herself to Malachite, at which point she gets confused and unfuses.
>>76653522
Truly Jasper has only the best of intentions.
>>76653332
>>76653481
>>76653493
New life goal:
Find situation in which I can say "Get on my boat, bitches."
>>76653529
I would do her
>>76653562
>implying i do that
I do, though
>>76653531
I miss cold tea guy ;_;
>>76653541
>whiny, loud and annoying
>beautiful
you're joking right? Garnet's voice is much more soft, soothing and motherly.
ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli
So some of you really find Jasper,,,ekhm attractive?
>>76653562
But I can just click the fullscreen button and they're gone
>>76652335
I read YD's dialog in the voice and tone of Bird Person from Rick and Morty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-d720OvH8Why the fuck am I constantly imagining the Diamonds as male? I'm always confused when someone writes she or her in reference to a Diamond.Pic unrelated.
>>76653529
Yo fuck rose and all here noble shit. She's fucking gay man i don't even care man rose is shit and that's final man.
>>76653596
Pearl's voice is unique and beautiful, Garnet sounds like a nigger from Britain or something.
Her voice gets squawky when she argues but its very soothing when shes calm.
>>76653604
You don't? Lame.
>>76653562
it's just as autistic but not as annoying as screaming over the episode
>>76653613
>Why the fuck am I constantly imagining the Diamonds as male?
It's patriarchy.
>>76653537
Gone
>>76653592
How did one man leave such a mark on all of us. Truly he is the most remembered.
>>76653622
>finding muscles attractive
You are so fucking gay
>>76653573
First step: Get a boat
First of Copper
>>76652400
>>76653620
>Pearl's voice is unique and beautiful
No
>>76653568
Jasper was assigned to Peridot once she reported that the earth warp pad has been compromised! Why does every one assume they had an established relationship beforehand!? It makes no sense!!
>>76653531
Wait what? He an hiro'd?
>>76653603
>Jasper was angry
>Angry that all her prisoners had escaped
>Angry that a lower ranking gem kept disputing her decisions
>Angry that two midgets were ganging up on her and didn't understand the concept of honorable combat
Jasper had all the reasons to be mad. But, being "single" was not one of them.
>>76653567
We need an alternate universe episode. Everybody gets trapped in a different universe. Steven ends up in a universe where he was never born, Pearl ends up in a universe where she never screwed up, Amethyst ends up in a universe where she actually tried and Garnet ends up in a universe where she never left homeworld. Small things added up to big things and suddenly, bam, you're the bad guy in the story.
>>76653604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVuX1vrEQoc
>>76653668
Kek, it's everything I dreamed it would be. Thanks dude
>>76653659
Says the fag who is probably into petite guys.
>>76653669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4RSIZkkYyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5i-sbh7UCw
Your a fucking pleb that cant tell when a woman's voice is good.
>>76653620
Too bad she's squawking all the fucking time. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
>nigger from Britain
get out /pol/
I want Garnet to sing me a lullaby tbh.
>>76653669
>biting
There truly is no hope for us, is there?
Or are you samefagging?
>>76652065
>>76653659
No u
>>76653659
Muscles are not gay. Women can have muscles.
Penises are gay. Women can't have penises.
>>76653658
No, that would be Gem Facts;_;
>>76653659
This is bait, but I like posting me waifu so whatever you say bud.
>>76653703
>Lescrubsmeme.jpg
For real though where do you think we are
>>76653694
No Im into Garnet like women faggot
>>76653699
Garnet sounds like British black woman seriously and brits have shit voices.
>>76653713
Keep telling yourself that faggot, liking a muscular woman is fucking gay as hell.
>>76653683
>>76653683
We don't know, but he hasn't been here in monthsI talked to him in threads sometimes, he had a heroin problem I think
>>76653699
Listen to Estelle dumbass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPczbWz6Zs
All this 'My waifu is better than yours' talk is nonsense. Is it really that to like a character without putting the others down?
>>76653696
Strong in the real way is the only song in the series that makes me feel emotional and shit.
If you were YD how the hell do you even fight the crystal gems?
future vision is unfair coupled with stevens unbreakable will and shield
how can they lose?
>>76653740
Stop.
Now.
Get off my general.
And get away from the nice people here.
You don't deserve them.
I'm going to bash Lapis in the ovaries with an aluminum bat! She's so pretty!
>>76653572
is there a newer version of this pic?
>>76653249
>>76653332
I like resting warrior pearl
>>76653740
Sounds like you have insecurities, mang.
>>76653741
Oh God. I can't believe it, man.why couldn't it have been indexer?
>>76653741
Shit really?
Rip cold tea guy
>>76653761
>>76653740
Not as gay as your mom :^)
>>76653614
Yellow Diamond, please
>>76653756
Why does steven variant Pearl look like a skinny dominican man?
>>76653759
I cant tell whos voice is better
Rose or Pearl, Rose's voice makes me want to cum buckets though while Pearls is just relaxing.
>>76653773
Dont be mad you are gay bro its 2015 stop being a homophobe
>>76653787
No I like my women looking like women meaning not much muscles
>>76653740
>the same guy who said Garnet was a british nigger posted liking Jasper is gay
heres your (you) faggot
Also, just curious. Is being a girl and being attracted to Jasper gay too? How do you like Jasper and not be gay?
>>76653753
That's not a lullaby you fuckwit
>>76653761
Future vision shows possibilities and probabilities. Just throw a moon at it. One possibility.
>>76653805
would kill everyone but garnet shes immune to fire
and then steven would just bubble the planet or something
>>76653759
I want to get a double reprise between YD preparing her troops and Steven rallying the human resistance.
>>76652065
>>76653761
Blow up the planet alderaan... Uh Earth
>>76653741
Maybe I should quit too.
>>76653829
>Also, just curious. Is being a girl and being attracted to Jasper gay too?
No thats straight because a woman liking muscles is hetero behavior, a woman liking soft bodies is lesbian behavior. Jasper even has the body shape of a man you fucking fags.
>>76653833
Garnet can swim in lava.
Can she survive a planetary warhead?
Steven might survive.
>>76653741
I-I don't believe you.
But for real, there are people here who will never see the finale.
>>76653827
Why yes.
I am gay.
I do not like women that much.
So get the hell out and learn some manners before you come back.
>>76653761
>how can they lose?
Accelerate a 500 ton rock from beyond Pluto's orbit to 99.9999% the speed of light, and toss it at Earth.
>>76653847
Do it anon, liberate yourself
>>76653790
>>76653788
>>76653847
>>76653859
We'll always have a sad Lapis anon. The mantle changes, but the waifu and the sadness stays the same.
>>76653841
>mrs universe
They were never married
>>76653827
A woman's defining features are in their skeleton and sexual organs. Muscles, by virtue of how they work, follow the lines of the bones beneath.
A muscular woman is still pretty much a woman and looks very different from a muscular man. If anyone sounds like a homophobe here, it's you.
>>76653868
>manners
Break the chain and stop.
>>76653857
What if I'm a girl who wants to fuck a Jasper who has a vagina and amazing muscles?
>>76653773
>>76653868
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>76653847
Go find a way. I don't care, try. I dare you to be better.
>>76653874
no being can do that
>>76652368
Amethyst with Boom Sonic's proportions and fashion sense.
>>76653761
Kill connie and greg. Then single the gems out one by one. Steven first and just throw him into space. Amy is the easiest so just hit her gem twice with a head butt. Pearl would just be a quick bane style back breaker. Garnet would require bantz but mostly an all out fight.
>>76653882
Don't really have a reason though. Except I probably want to at least make it to the series finale before I OD
>>76653892
Very well then I like FEMININE looking women you know like Garnet and Mr.s Mahesomethingindian
>>76653897
Bisexual
>>76653904
OUT.
NOW.
Homeworld is unfair.
Yellow Diamond is in there.
Standing at the concession.
Plotting his oppression.
>>76653904
don't bully him you fucktard
>>76653909
>no being can do that
I'm pretty sure the type 2 interstellar civilization with access to energy<-> matter conversion (Onion Trade) can.
>>76653885
Yeah, like this guy.>>76653783
He seems pretty sad.
>>76653906
>>76653897
He probably thinks men wanting to fuck skinny men is straight.
>>76653915
Well there's your reason. Get healthy for Steven. Be strong anon.
>>76653938
What the heck does that mean?
>>76653959
No thats gay as fuck as well, if the woman aint got no curves its gay as hell
OR PEDO
>>76653933
>>76653940
Look at all these fuckboi pussies rushing to the aid of their fellow fag. Kill yourselves.
>>76653897
Then you just secretly want a guy with a vag.
>>76653906
Can you imagine having them sex
It would be like a polar bear scissoring a chihuahua
Pull the trigger Lapis
Just do it
>>76653945
weren't they just advance holograms?
if it was true energy conversion they would be permanent items no?
>>76653980
Make me.
>>76653938
>ON STRIKE WITH PEARL
>FOREVER
>I BET YELLOW DIAMOND'S GONNA BREAK ANY DAY
>NYEH ROSE QUARTZ
>NYEH ROSE QUARTZ
>NYEH ROSE QUARTZ
>NYEH ROSE QUARTZ
>>76653897
>has a friend who's like this
>just send her jasper images all the time
>becomes my only purpose to talk to her
i'm a terrible friend to be fair
>>76653761
I'd grow a giant, planet devouring, fusion monster made up of the shards of millions of gems, crying out in agony, right in the core of their planet. It would destroy their home, tearing it to shreds just by bursting out of it. Killing every one they love. If they survive it. They would drift for eternity through the vast, endless emptiness that is space. Surrounded by the debris of the home they betrayed their real homeworld for.It'd call it Tuesday.
>>76652296
Ruby IS best gem. This is not arguable
>>76654005
Best Dad of the universe.
>>76654007
>Posting pics of autistic lovecraft wannabe monsters
>And a massive dick sucking queer
Can you be any more worthless?
>>76653982
But I want a girl with muscle, isn't that easier than finding an abomination of a human being?
>>76654024
TUESDAY IS NOW CELEBRATION DAY. CELEBRATION IS MANDATORY.
>>76653933
>>76654007
these are so lifeless and dull
awful pictures
>>76653761
The gems couldn't do shit against a single scout ship. Bring in a small fleet, they are fucked. Knowing how retarded this show can be at times, Yellow Fuck will just teleport in on her own with no backup or equipment and get shanked by angry garnet screaming "muh fushons!" at the top of her lungs.
>>76654006
I agree. Subjective, but she has the best fanart.
Post Garnet too many lesbians and faggots posting disgusting muscles all over the place.
>>76654040
Gross she looks like a dude
>>76654050
You are gay dude or somewhere in between gay and straight my head hurts right now
>>76654006
WRONG
SHE'S THE FUCKING WORST
>>76654040
>not counting steven
YOU RUBE
RUBE
>>76654075
More Pearl and baby Steven please.
>>76653622
>I will never feel Jaspers dry and cracked lips on mine
>>76654016
You sound like a good friend. I would do the same.
>>76654047
>>76654056
Do you even Kabbalah?
>>76654065
>kyorgre eyes
>>76654106
ok
>>76654106
awh, that's adorable.
Just for you I'll post the inferior version of this comic
>>76653983
Beautiful
>>76654056
Not that guy, but I prefer the Eldrazi.Though in Magic, I prefer the Phyrexians.
Opal is the most beautiful gem, not the sexiest
The sexiest gem for me if Garnet because she has the most feminine gem body.
Sexy-Makes you horny
Beauty-Makes you feel deep euphoria that has nothing to do with your dick at all
>>76654120
That's not even close to kabbalah.
>>76654137
Aaaand I'll also post the better one because fuck it
>>76654120
Fuck off muzzie shit
>>76654153
Check the filenames.
>>76654050
Dunno, ask Thailand.
>>76654149Can glistening oil even afflict gems?
>>76654149
eldrazi pls goeat zendikar
>>76653620
Your butthurt is showing
>Inside this very Lion is the most secret-y secret of all of secret-dom and I am it's sole witness! It's a heavy burden, Pearl, but nobody must know the secret of the box. Nobody! Not evenā¦ Greg's van!
>>76654137
>>76654106
I prefer Garnet and baby Steven though
>>76654115
>Sent her enough jasper images that she wanted porn from me
>Send her jasper porn
>She starts having spicy jasper dreams
I feel a deep guilt but at the same time I'm cackling like a crack whore
>>76654172
CHECK AGAIN!
>>76654007
>>76654174
I like angels / angelirum, not sure why posting.
Guy who made that chill one made this.
>A hypothetical fusion between Sapphire, Ruby and Rose Quartz named Moonstone engages Homeworld forces high above earth, whilst their comrades are otherwise occupied.
MY FRIENDS ARE SO DEPRESSED
>>76654180
>MFW Compleated CGs
so wait, has Too Far played on tv ye? is the mega for it around?
>>76654167
Boo.
>>76654174
Eh, so it's more of a lose interpretations I guess.
>>76654180It affected Memnarch and Karn, so I'm going to assume that yes it can.
>>76654107
>implying Jasper wouldn't moisturize
Did you see her winged tip eyeliner? I'm pretty sure she has some lip balm
>>76654195
I totally agree. Garnet and baby Steven is just the cutest shit ever. Also Ruby/Sapphire and baby Steven is adorable too.
>>76654211
>>76654233
HO FUCK.
IMMA NEED A BIGGER BOAT SO THAT NASTY SHIT DON'T TOUCH ME.
>>76654199
I don't think you need to feel guilty about this at all.
Now she can share our pain.
>>76654195
I don't have that many images with Garnet actually.
>>76654217
tamarao
>>76654206
Why not just say Garnet and Rose Quartz tho. I assume two have to fuse first to make a 3 gem fusion anyway.
>>76653431
Odd, I always thought of autists as antisocial. Singing along with one another is the opposite of that.
>>76654195
>>76654180
Probably notthey're already artifact creatures.
>>76654243
Can we just agree that baby Steven makes things adorable by proximity?
>>76654217
Only at a con.
>>76654242
What's up with her eyes? She has the most girly and anime eyes out of the whole show.
>>76654254
You should, Garnet is best mom after all.
need a wallpaper oof SU
How long has it been since we've seen Peedee?
>>76654269
Sure, why not.
Still barely any baby Steven/Amy art though.
>>76654211
>>76654292
To counter balance her buff build.
>>76654257
according to matt, it would still equal that.
Ruby+Sapphire+Rose = X
Garnet+Rose = X
X=X
I dont think the artist knew this and maybe wanted to save a cool Garnet+rose fusion.
>>76654253
>SU porn folder increased twice in size because of it
i am in hell
everything is burning
i never wanted to become this
>>76653753
Why have only just discovered this now (the animation not the song)
How come no one's ever drawn Jasper doing bad things to Ruby?
>>76654307
not long enough
>>76654307
Rising Tides/Crashing Skies. Though he might've been in Sadie's Song, I don't remember.
>>76654299
same tbh.
>>76654315
oh wow, that's kinda pretty.
>>76654320
Let me join you
>>76654326
We don't?
>>76654233
>>76654265
Shit I forgot about that never mind I suck cocks.
>>76654307
Nice to know Para is getting dry.
>>76654297
The best moms are objectively either Pearl or Garnet.
>>76652638
True disaster strikes when Steven is naked in front of Connie for the first time, gets embarrassed about his dick size, and wishes he had a bigger one
>>76654257
Garnet isn't a gem anon. It's a fusion.
>>76654350It's actually Elesh Norn, but yeah, she's the white aligned praetor.
>>76654299
this has been my desktop for a while now, but SU only backgrounds are pretty too.
>>76654307
Peedee died on the way back to his home planet.
Crossover requests?
Give me a franchise.
>>76654348
the sexual tension in these threads is unbearable
>>76654345
You sure about that?
>>76653473
Dash a good qwehshun.
>>76654377
Mine currently.
It's just so cozy.
>>76654376
Meant to point that at >>76654345
Post YFWthe hand ship in The Return is a part of a larger body and a homeworld commander comes to Earth with the rest.
>>76654399
That's just /co/ in general. Everyone is waiting for an excuse to get lewd.
>>76654389
Gurren Lagann.
>>76653620
>sounds like a nagger from Britain
This gotta be bait no one's this stupid
>>76654371
I can agree with that
>>76654310
I remember there being one comic of baby Steven kissing Amethyst on the cheek with Garnet being mildly upset and Pearl being extremely upset.
>>76651575
You mean, beat your meat edition OP.
>Will Steven get his healing powers back to fix Larp & Jas?
>>76654389
Easymode: Gravity Falls.
Hardmode: SCP Foundation
>>76654389
Left 4 Dead
>Greg - Ellis
>Marty - Nick
>Mr. Smiley - Coach
>Vidallia - Rochelle.
>>76654441
Not upset, just jealous.
>>76654425
>a robot missing one hand and eye
>>76654242
fuck you asshole she does not care about gay shit like makeup or moisturizer
I want to feel her course hands rub my body and feel her dry lips on me
>>76654441
That one with Garnet at the end holding baby Steven and saying "Talk" is the only one I've seen, and it's Amy balancing Steven on her head while eating pizza.
>>76653761
>stevens unbreakable will and shield
Easy, I take my giant fuck off space Armada and threaten to blow up a city, any city, for every minute they do not co-operate with me.
The time starts in one minute after I have explained this to them.
>>76654441
I still don't know whether to save this image or not because it seems kind of /ss/ to me.
>>76654427
LETS
GET
SAUCY
>>76654377
>what appears to be either Oldschool or 06Scape
>>76652551
Wasn't that "unknown form" just what she looked like in the pilot?
>>76654389
this with Pearl
Hey, does anyone know what happens after Adderall goes past the expiration date? Does it just lose it's effectiveness?
Asking for a friend.
It's me. I'm the friend.
>>76654448
Gems could be SCPs just by virtue of violating conservation of energy
>>76654242
>>76654299
Have a giant Lapis
>>76654389
Pearl.
>>76654470
>and a foot
>>76654518
Exactly.
>>76654528
How is that even postable
>>76654427
I find these dom Lapis drawings very nice
Why doesn't tumblr draw these more?
>>76654500
I think we might be getting too saucy.
>>76654514
>Adderall
I wish we had that here in yurop
>>76654528
>>76654281
Tits. Is that recording still around, then? I hear someone got one in better quality with the missing 30 secs restored.
Post most disturbing pic of SU you have o can find
>>76654574
>>76654555
Because Jasper is unredeemable scum of the Earth and Lapis is a poor baby that didn't do nothing.
>>76654500
>>76654557
TURN DOWN THE SAUCE
y-you can't post that high on the lewd meter
>>76654557
>>76654500
>>76654557
nonsense
there's enough oregano here to feed a family of 15
>>76654253
Lapis' face looks like Hank Venture in the the thumbnail.
I am now overcome with the desire to see SU/Venture Brothers crossover art.
>>76654561
It's not so great when you're prescribed to it, but I understand why people love it who aren't ADHD.
God was I popular in college.
>>76654573
We did? Never heard of that.
>>76654514
Don't know what Adderall is, but I personally wouldn't use anything past expiration.
>>76654492
Beggars can't be choosers.
Anyone else feel we're going to go full on TTGL for the final episode where Steven fuses with every Gem he's met to save everyone at once from a huge cataclysmic cosmic event?Just like Rose did?
>>76654579
don't post this again
>>76654574
Would you ever tell anyone that you watch SU?
Even if I would find someone that watches it too I wouldnt reveal my powerlevel
I still would feel like a creepy weirdo. I dont care what they think I would feel that way about myself. Like seriously what grown man watches cartoons what a fucking worthless loser holy shit.
>>76654528
Have a giant Pearl.
>>76654579
what the fuck
>>76654581
No one is scum. Everyone can be redeemed.
>>76652335Rose is dead
I would like her to act that way to Steven, however
>>76654608
Will he then defuse from each one and we get a line of lesser and lesser fusions until he finally punches the anti-spiral in the face?
>>76654489
I like the pic, but something is off about her legs.
>>76654597
ADHD medication, amphetamines. It's basically speed. I'm thinking it'd just lose effectiveness.
>>76654489
>that cape
can YD x Mayor Dewey be endgame?
>>76654574
handholding
>>76654574
I got this.
>>76654579
I don't even want to know what was going on in the artist's head.
>>76654583
I think we broke the chart
>>76654574
>>76654608
If that happens, I'll go to CN's offices and deface all the spike drawings. Then go poop in a hotdog bun and force feed it to sugar.
>>76652335
Can I get a source on this? Google hasn't got anything
>>76654620
I'd fund a tang-directed spin off of Steven Universe.
Bitch is amazing
>>76654579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQpQ7OZw0U
>>76651619
I want Stronger than You (Refrain) when she reappears; her singing about how her relationship is UNstable and she's made of Ha-a-a-a-ate.
>>76654651
I don't know either. I never want to know.
>>76654632
Jasper headbutted Steven.
Checkmate, Jasperfags.
>>76654623
I spread that shit like crack around my college group.
At this point, we all get together to watch the new episode in the student lounge on thursdays with no problems.
>>76654584
>>76654583
WE MUST GO DEEPER
>>76654389
repeating myself
>>76653912
You can draw Peridot, Garnet and Pearl in those poses too if you want to impress us, but whatever, I have no expectations.
>>76654579
There is so much wrong in this comic it make it becomes awesome.
>>76654690
I AGREE WITH YOU BUT CAN WE NOT DO THIS WHEN THE ACTUAL DISCUSSION IS ABOUT TO START.
>>76654664
http://miraculoustang.tumblr.com/post/131132326420/you-shouldnt-have-2-pages-just-a-drabble
YD will take Steven to the homeworld.
I wonder what the Gems will do in the meantime
>>76654307
He was only in three episodes.
Just the same as Jasper!
>>76654690
I said no one is unredeemable.Except for Peridot. Just following orders my ass, you knew what you were doing.
>>76654651
>Spear + Shield = Axe
WHY DID NOBODY CONSIDER THIS BEFORE?
>>76654708
Thanks, anon
>>76654690
Lapis tried to drown Steven and CONNIE. How is Lapis more redeemable than a soldier doing her job?
>>76654665
I want her and Scribble to make a baby, train the baby, and entertain me with /co/ related art 20 years from now.
>>76654717
Collectively lose their shit.
>Parents, it starts with YOU! Show your kids what a healthy relationship is to stop bullying before it starts. For more tips and resources on bullying prevention, go to stopbullyingspeakup.com #squaremom #stevenuniverse
Oh okay
Square mom is official now
>>76654651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>76654717
Big gay orgy.
>>76654749
GOD DAMMIT CAN WE NOT
>>76654705
>>76654749S-Sorry, I was just kidding. I would love a Jasper redemption arc as well
>>76654691
Jelly but also angry
>>76654735
checking some computers and collecting the data? Such evil.
>>76654735
She did literally nothing at all. All she did was take a look at the damn thing. Hardly a crime.
>>76654697
PUT ON SOME PANTS
>>76654632
I really wonder how the show will try to redeem her. She is too violent to be contained.
My best guess is that by the time she leaves the fusion she will either lose her personality or YD will have arrived on earth, making her character arc moot.
>>76654665
Zuke and Tang board an episode together what happens
>>76654717
Shit, that is actually something that would happen, if you think about it. Steven will have to fend for himself as a true Gem, using his charisma and a bit of luck to escape Homeworld. Maybe interact with yellow Diamond, have a chat, see if she really is as bad as he and the others assumes she is, and eventually maybe come to like Steven, but due to her stance as leader and the state of Homeworld, however it may be, she has to get the Cluster to hatch or reactivate the kindergarten and a new War begins. The next time they would meet, they would meet as enemies.
>>76654765
You know it's the fucking truth m8, Jasper did nothing wrong.
>>76654767
Basically Vegeta
>>76654579
>start as the usual the-character-of-the-show-is-actually-trans-and-all-the-cast-is-supportive tumblr fan-comic
>conclude with this process actually killing the character
I don't know why, but this great for some reason.
>>76654767
I would love one too anon but Jasper apologists cannot be argued with.
Jasper redemption arc is imminent for next season. Until then, let the freaks be freaks.
>>76654717
Garnet stays on earth. Amethyst will be dead, because she sacrificed herself to stop the Cluster. Pearl serves YD.
>>76654756
yeah saw that too. Isn't this stopbullying thing CN does the source of all that comic maker program? That shit was hilarious.
>>76654787
everything is cute and stupid and good
>>76654787
Cool shit, that's what
But if Tang works for CN she can't post cool shit on tumblr anymore
>>76654787
That would be very gay. Peridot and Jasper would probably kiss. Lapis becomes the new protagonist.
>>76654801
I think the cream on the top is that Trans-Steven started dating Pearl, who became a lipstick lesbian for some reason.
>>76654765
>>76654778
>>76654779
I said, all can be redeemed. Even in real life.Except for rapists and genocidals. Anybody can speak out about it. She didn't even blink an eye. My god, all those people. Just gone. She could have said anything, protested against the machine, but she did nothing.
>>76654759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8hvqTSCg-g
>>76653814
To be fair the Steven versions of the gems all look hispanic.
>>76654809
If Amethyst dies the show will have so little appeal to children. It won't happen.
Best chance for a death in the CG's is Ruby or Sapphire.
>>76654783
>image limit
sometimes god has to step in
>>76654791
Jasper is a loyal soldier too proud to betray the Homeworld that she serves.
Lapis is an emotional tornado that is likely to give everything she has to the Crystal Gems one day and then slit all of their throats the next.
>>76654783
>Violent
She was taking down rebel remnants, arresting criminals and later quelling a prison riot. She was the appropriate amount of violent for the situation.
>>76654790
He is gonna be so weirded out by homeworld society.
How did rose know that she and steven couldnt exist at the same time?
did she have a human body before?
>>76654738
Lots of people considered it, but I don't think it's likely.
>Rainbow Quartz is the only Rose fusion shown on-screen
>a shield on a spear makes an umbrella, with the same drill attack that Sardonyx has
>an umbrella blocks rain, and a rainbow appears after rain
>Steven's shield appears to be effective against Lapis' water constructs
>therefore a Steven/Rose + Pearl fusion should be immune to water
>first used to defeat Malachite after Sugilite fails
And we hit image limit while I was typing.
>>76654605
NEVERMIND THAT NOISE YOU HEARD
>>76654637
What should Alexandrite's Weapon be?
Spear+Whip+Gauntlet=?
I say a Kusarigama (a one-handed sickle with a long chain and a weight on the other end.)
>>76654717
The question is if the Gems know that YD captured him and took him to Homeworld. If they didn't, we'd have a clear answer as to whether or not the Bad Pearl AUs had any chance of becoming canon.
>>76654833
>rape is less forgivable than murder
Spoken like someone who has never lost someone close to them before.
>>76654837
Can't they replace her with Peridot or something? Like a mob?
>>76654848
I'm not a Jasper apologist, but keep in mind that the CGs tried to shoot them down with the cannons before they even landed too. They weren't expecting cooperation.
>>76654831
because Pearl is a lipstick lesbian in the show?
>>76654848
During her two episodes, yes. But I am talking more about her personality, she would be too rough to stay in Beach City with the gems like Peridot does.
>>76654887
Discount Zim could never replace Amy.
>>76654884
Spoken like someone who never saw someone close to them raped. Some things can't be forgiven, and dear lord that is the thing that scares me the most.
>>76654905
>Discount Zim
Accurate.
>>76654905
uuuu
>>76654837
>>76654887
I don't see them killing any of the CGs.
Especially not before like, the final season of the show.
They seem to be doing enough to break the status quo with Peridot so far. They don't need to kill anyone off to cause turmoil.
>>76654749
Because Lapis is more universally seen as cute and is easier to draw cute fanart of
>>76654880
All of them.
No seriously, the guide just literally says "All of them"
>>76654895
I think she doesn't care that much about looking feminine in the show.
>>76654884
>>76654918
Guys, they are both awful acts that can be done to people. Why are you arguing about this?
>>76654937
Well, it IS established that fusions can just summon their component's weapons.
>>76654954
Fucking this.
>>76654954
I'd say the same myself. I'm just a bit sensitive about the topic. Sorry.
>>76654937
Could just be placeholder because they haven't thought of one yet.
Other Fusions have been shown to be able to summon the individual Weapons of the Gems involved in them, and just chose to put them together.
so the hiatus is not a hiatus? just 2 weeks for one new episode?
How are people attracted to Lapis? She looks so plain tbh
>>76654441
Man Garnet and Steven continue being my best Mom/Son relationship. Pearl and Steven are a close second though, i wish we had some more Amy/Steven sis-bro pics.
>>76654882
I'm thinking Steven get's kidnapped rather brazenly, with YD just shrugging off the other gems (basically what Jasper was trying to do).
We spend a few episodes on that arc, then cut back to the gems on Earth after Steven makes his escape
>>76654937
The guide's information is all over the place. it lists Gem Technology as Peridot's weapon, but we're obviously gonna get an actual weapon from her Gem at some point.
It's based on Steven's knowledge for the most part.
>>76654986
Because vanilla is a good flavor.
>>76654884
>>76654918
Reminder, always murder your rape victims, since living with rape is worse than being murdered.
>>76654986
She looks like a bad OC.
Too much of one color only, too much like a regular human.
>>76654831
So Pearlven is only fine if Steven's a girl?
>>76655000
dubdubtrips confirm.
>>76654986
Get out.
>>76655003
That't wonderful advice, anon.
>>76654983
I think /co/ would be relieved if it was a whole month tbh
>>76655000
WITNESSED
>>76654988
I'd want it to go a step further.
>Steven is kidnapped
>5-10 episode arc of Steven escaping from holding in Homeworld's capital
>Encountering Gems in their daily life
>Seeing the difference between the soldiers and the low class
>Steven befriending some poor Gems
>Meanwhile constantly hearing about the CGs being spotted in HW searching for him
>>76654983
Where'd you hear that? I need sources on the hiatus please.
Anything that isn't from Matt's mouth will suffice.
>>76654895
While femme I wouldn't say she's lipstick. There's a distinct difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu2ix1ZgzQ&list=PLegyzbptUKNztoGJZgDqg0rNO3wq57vjp&index=5
>this scene
knowing the redemption was going to happen was truly one of the best moments of the show so far
>>76655017
If?
>>76654986
>cute
>cute
>best gem
Nothing to argue about
>>76655054
So, My Life as a Teenage Robot's jenny visits the cluster episode?
>>76654880
could easily be a giant morning star.
>>76655054
I like this, personally,it would be better if the reports referred to "One defective Servant, one overcooked Warrior, one Traitor and a Warmachine."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6kmJUvDMk
>>76655062
Well, you know, I actually agree with you on this argument.
But you gotta remember how we entered into that last hiatus, where nobody would say anything, and we knew we were in hiatus even before the story boarders.
So I don't think we should ask for sources, if it's not from Rebecca's Twitter itself.
>>76655054
>yfw Rebecca Sugar already has the storyline for the Homeworld arc lined out
>they've already animated homeworld episodes
>we have to wait a year to see it all
Can I just hold CN hostage and demand SU episodes or something?
>>76655062
No episode next week atleast.
>>76655054
>In other news, an unlicensed pearl and a fusion *coughfreakcough* made another appearance at the central prison today, seeming to make off with a significant cache of known traitor gems
>>76655066
What's with that fucked up YT link, bro?
>steven gets kidnapped and shipped off to Homeworld
>tried in place of Rose Quartz for her crimes
>CGs as his lawyers
>>76655113
I would love it if all regular gems treated garnet with raw fear and panic. And garnet, being garnet, just fucking starts punching and poofing the scared shitless civilians like violence is the answer.
>>76652788
>filename isn'tsurvive
wasted potential, anon.
>>76655098
I wanna see more exotic, lesser-known Weapons.
Like, a Gem with an Urumi would be neat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urumi
>>76655083
Lapis is not cute her face is not that attractive, shes beautiful though but not sexy.
>>76654749
Lapis was going to kill many people if she had kept up her ocean tower for another day. Frankly it's kind of contrived that there were NO repercussions for that, not even washing Beach City away.
She's far too powerful to appear more often, and far too crazy to be trusted by either side. I expect her to end up as a neutral hermit at best.
>>76655153
I copied the link off my own SU music playlist, but I have it set to private so it doesn't show up when you click the link.
>>76655154
>amethyst is the best lawyer because she used to watch nightcourt
>>76655177
She gave the damn ocean back.
>>76655054
Imagine Steven finding a place in homeworld where they dump all the "ugly" pearls down in a dark cellar and some of them been stuck down there left and ignored for thousands of years.
>>76655173
Shes cute
>ctrl+f (you)
how many do you have?
I have 36I trust you not to lie to me /sug/ :)
>>76655177
Steven shut down her powers with one blow of his shield. I don't doubt other gems can easily do this, too. she's not that powerful.
>>76655139
>>76655157
It'd be funnier if the fusion rights movement already happened, and Garnet ends up yelling "Why don't you hate me." It would be really funny if Jasper was actually shunned for her extremist tendencies on Homeworld.
>>76655218
37
i beat u faggot
>>76655218
45.;_;
>>76655218
I bet the times you got called faggot in those replies outnumber the replies themselves
Do you remember that time Lapis wiped out 99% of all ocean life and then killed millions with a tidal wave? Good times.
>>76655218
more than 100 matches
>>76655154
>YD as judge
>"OBJECTION!"
>"The Pearl will shut up, or I will through her out for disrespecting the court like those degenerates."
>>76655218
This is gay30
>>76655238
46, PRAISE ME!
>>76655220
She listened to Steven. If she wanted to she could have killed them all then and there.
>>76655218
As many as there are vowels in narcisist. Misspelled for accuraccy.
>>76655218
7
But I was not on full force shitposting today
>>76655218
None.
@76655218
>13
>>76655244
Isn't SU earth pretty much empty?
>>76655218
Is this how you win the 4chan now
I got more (you)s than you guys I fucking won because I baited the hardest
>>76655243
Considering I've been called faggot twice in this thread already I agree, you flaming faggot.
>>76655269
Now you have one.
[happy_steven.jpg]
>>76655123
Gave me a legit chuckle
>>76655269
here
>>76655277
...heh. You better be joking you flaming homo
>we see homeworld
>it's a wonderful, civilized imperial society
>the D's are fair and just rulers
>turns out Rose and the CG's really were/are defective and insane, and they've purposely lied to Steven
How would you feel?
>>76655279
It sure is now. If every second gem can casually wipe out the majority of humanity, there won't be many humans around after 6000 years.
>>76655292
>>76655310
Thanks bros, i knew i could count on you.
>>76655317
I wouldn't feel nothing.
I don't feel nothing.
I am nothing.
>>76655316
It's 16 now.
>>76655317
It would be interesting.
Especially because it opens up the possibility of canon momswap.
>>76654683
This is why you're not in charge of anything.
>>76655317
>fair just rulers
>who hollow out planets for resources
>no high quality Too Far for 2 months
>>76655346
It would be better if they found a way to reconcile and it was the same basic song.
>>76655221
>fusions have rights and are accepted into society
>Pearls are still subjugatedSo, the Irish compared to black people?
>>76655347
Well don't Americans drill holes in the east for oilmonies
>>76655165
>Swprd whip
Aw shit nigga Alexandrite would be Sahelanthropus and shit.
>>76655317
Right! I've been saying this for a while. That is what all the current evidence points to: That Rose and co. were fucking crazy and did all the wrong things, except maybe, saving the humans. But, being a human, I'm biased on that front.
>>76655317
But the Crystal Gems never said anything about Homeworld being despotic and dystopian. You're just inferring that by imposing human values on Peridot's depiction of Gem society. That had nothing to do with why they rebelled.
>>76655345
I want an episode where Steven gets stuck with the Homeworld gems and they take care of him for whatever reason. Make it happen Rebecca.
>>76655347
>who hollow out planets for resources
To be fair, that's what we're doing right now.
>hiatus tomorrow for 2-3 weeks
WAKE ME UP
>>76654859
We're all going to be weirded out by Homeworld society, man. We have no clue how that shit is going to play out. It could actually not be that bad for all we know.
>>76655347
There are tons of countries where the government is relatively fair to their citizens but have a violent history that was written in the blood of the conquered. Odds are you probably live in one
>>76655395
>>76655373
TERRORIST DETECTED.
AMERICA ONLY DOES WHAT'S BEST IN HER INTEREST! WE ARE ONLY DEFENDING OURSELFS!
>>76655399
No, keep sleeping and stop shitposting telepathically,Steven.
>>76655399
2-3 months tbh
>>76655317
Awful because it would have turned out that Sugar can't write worth shit.
>>76655347
And this is bad? There are billions upon billions of planets.
>muh virgin nature, muh virgin land
Besides, what if the CG are lying about kindergarten? What if it actually doesn't destroy planets, and it just looks like that because of the war?
>>76655389
Even better would be where Garnet gets trapped in an alternate universe wherein Homeworld swapped with CGs, and it turns out somehow that Jasper was actually more subtle and a better parent than Garnet.
>>76655177
Pretty all the sea life in SU earth should be dead after one day without any ocean
>>76655399
> 2-3 weeks
Oh this poor, sad and optimistic anon.Too Far is the last ep of the year and who knows when the new eps return on 2016
>>76655417
Yeah, man, I mean if America were really hollowing out the Earth that bad then we wouldn't need to invade the middle east.
>>76655430
Well, Anon, check her work back at AT.
She can't write worth shit.
>>76655439
Didn't all the fish get sucked up with the water?
>>76655434
>let's start a war for no raison!
That's stupid and no one should expect or want that.
>>76655443
I know that too far being the last episode of October was confirmed, but not that it's the last of 2015.
Is that confirmed?
>>76655443
How mad would you be if they kicked off the new year with a SU bomb?
I WANT CONSISTENT WEEKLY EPISODES NOT BOMBS AND THEN 1-2 MONTH HIATUSES
>>76655417
3rd world shitmonkey detected.
>implying we don't know America is imperialist
>implying we even care
>>76652155
>Never
YOU FUCKING TEASES
>>76655480
Yes
>>76655462
>not liking the Marcy/Simon plot line
come on Anon, I Remember You was pretty fucking good. Made me excited to watch AT again.
>>76655462
And yet SU is good and AT only went to shit after she left.
CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!
>>76655504
citation please
>>76655436
>Love Letters:
>Look Jaime, you gotta understand that I am actually an immortal space rock.
>Oh. That explains a lot.
>Episode done!
>>76655509
Who's going to leave SU that will make the show go to shit, /sug/?
>>76655509
Adventure Time had more problems than just Sugar leaving.
>>76655467
You're right, Rose was stupid.
>culling the local population of natives/organics is a 'war'
It's house keeping; sport even.
>>76655537
Let's hope we never find out.
>>76655537
The janitor
>>76655537
Joe or Jeff.
>>76655507
>I Remember You
>good
[steven_constanza.jpg]
>>76655317
If it's a conservative/traditionalist/patriarchal society I'd laugh
>>76655518
To be fair, Garnet just said no until Steven and Connie changed the letter.
>>76655555
QUINTS CONFIRMS
>he does it for free
>>76655399
I god damn hope its that short tbh
>>76655513
>citation please
>Yes
>>76655563
And then they get replaced by Amber Rogers.
>>76655549
You are walking the line between shitposting and roleplaying, poorly. Commit to one or the other.
QUICKsomeone explain dick squad to me
>>76655600
Who?
>>76654809
If anyone's making a heroic sacrifice at the center of the Earth, it's Ruby.
The digger vehicle will be built with a detachable front section containing the drill and explosives, possibly a specific Gem-killer such as the Geode, while the back section carries the crew back to the surface.
Something will fail once they get there, and the cockpit will start to overheat, so Ruby insists on finishing the job manually while the rest of them have a chance to escape.
Of course future vision means Garnet already knew this would happen, but keeping quiet about it was the *best* she could do without potentially ruining the mission some other way or delaying it into definite failure.
>>76655537
She already left.
>>76655513
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Steven_Universe_episodes#cite_note-45
>>76655607
the crystal gems
>>76655572
>gem society is ruled by the diamond authority
>the diamond authority is ruled by the (male) council of elements
Make it so.
>>76655537
Sugar leaving at the end of 3
Zuke going halfway to 4
Early cancellation due to disappointing merch sales
>>76655610
The new face of Steven Universe
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/8/88/CJj5kXpUAAAdLx9.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150728200216
>>76655607
QUICK
Explain to me how is that SU related?
>>76655607
It's how you spell "Crystal Gem". Give or takes a few typos.
Who cares?
>>76655610
A storyboard revisionist. She made the Opal goes to Funland comic.
>>76655575
>garnet is suppose to exist as one person
>she is not ruby and sapphire
>she says ruby and sapphire mean so little they might as well be names for her hands
>I CANT DATE ANYONE
so why isnt garnet allowed to love another person?
>>76655607
Some stoner said he sucks dicks all the time and said D I C K S Q U A D and it got popular on black twitter.
>>76655618
The Asian?
>>76655607
Who are we, your mother?
Google is your friend
>>76655620
When you were doing coursework that required referencing did you ever use Wikipedia?
WE
>>76655605
>implying I'm not deadly serious
Step it up
>>76655607
I don't understand. It's a group of people you don't like.
>>76655635
this is what you call a male power fantasy
its ok for girls to have all the power
>>76655677
ARE LEGION
>>76655638
Anon can you give me back my eyes, please
>>76655646
That was Grace idiot
>>76655677
were the crystal gems.
>>76655677
WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
(You)(You)(You)(You)
>>76655564
C O N T R A R I A N
>>76655698
FOR WE
>>76655703
Grace Idiot?
Her parents must not like her.
>>76655653
She also argued with herself after all that talk about being her own gem. Garnet has brain problems.
pull the trigger piglet
>>76655518
>The Return:
>Momswap sees returning homeworld.
>They see Garnet on the ship in the place of Jasper.
>I remember you! I fought you! You're... you're the Butcher of the Dances!
>Garnet laughs.
>Initiates fusion dance.
>What can I say? I'm made of love.
>Whatever you do, don't let her touch you!
>Peridot commits temporary suicide on the spot.
>Lapis follows suit.
>Jasper: Good luck Steven. I'll see you on the other side.
>Garnet then punches Steven out.
>>76655703
Whoops, my bad.
>>76655635
>fusion is treated like a meth addiction
>the elements successfully rehab garnet
Imagine all the butthurt
Dammit we're only page 8 and this thread is shit.
Granted, next thread and the next one will be shit as well, but still.
Who iss ready for ssstorytime?
>>76655677
'RE MEN, WE'RE MEN IN TIGHTS
>>76655667
Are you serious? Man, you're lazy.
>>76655772
Take it to /aco/ /ss/nerson
>>76655752
Funny that you mention that
http://facet-5.tumblr.com/post/131146123950/plot-twist-ruby-and-sapphire-were-sent-to-earth
>>76655722
WAS GETTING DUBS PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>76655765
Sometimes love hurts Anon.
And we love you, a lot
>>76655695
It's a male reality tbh little miss
Which gem is for fug?
Which gem is for hug?
>>76655804
This is toxic love.
>>76655653
It's not that she can't, she just doesn't want to.
Because since she is already made of love, she doesn't have any sort of desire for companionship. she may be her own person but she's never truly alone.
Garnet will never love you anon
>>76655795
Sshit
>YD won't have King Crimson powers
Fucking Sugar.
>>76655782
No I was basically calling him stupid for referencing wikipedia to back up his claim.
>>76655814
Peri for both.
Have the episodes been airing in the order that they were leaked on CN?
>>76655825
>YD won't be voice by Rebecca herself
Fucking Sugar.
>>76655814Deweyis for fuggStevenis for hugg
>>76655825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR10jZsuTEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebEyXDq7JPM
>>76655839
No.
Super Watermelon Island would've aired before anything.
Pls do not post the Lazuli in the next thread or something very bad will happen.
>>76655677
SEE THAT HATE DESTROYS THE SOUL OF ANYONE THAT TRIES TO TEACH IT
>>76655839
Too Far wasn't even in the list of leaked episodes, was it?
>>76655815
Love without shitposting isn't love at all
>>76655695
>reality is now fantasy
Get back in the kitchen
>>76651597
I'm going to do this edit, but just wondering, should I stick to the suggestion and make it Peridot looking at a purple amy butt?
I misread and thought it was the reverse at first since the hair and face seemed more Amethyst and Peridot's got a really defined butt comparatively.
But the original suggestion fits more with the episode joke.
Just not sure if a giant purple round thing would register as amethyst's ass.
>>76655695
What kind of man fantasizes about being a whispy little Guardians of the Universe-esque figurehead in a woman-dominated type-2 civilization? That sounds like a reverse female power fantasy. Males dream big and petty. A male fantasy would be fantasizing about a male gem spontaneously appearing in Gem society and them beating every single one of those dainty little flowers to a pulp.
>>76655819
because fusion is objectively flawed
instead of being your own person your memories are tainted by those who make you up
>>76655814
Pearl for fuck
Pearl for huck
>>76655772
Tell us your plan, /ss/nerson.
>>76655860
She'll appear in the next episode?
>>76655860
To Lapis?
>>76655860
IS THAT A DARE?
>>76655860
You're a big anon.
>>76655869
>>76655811
im a man and a feminist
its the only true path bros
Be advised if you post Lapis in the next thread you will drown tomorrow.
>>76655867
I'll take what I can get, I suppose.
/sug/ you're /bae/ now.
>>76655814
Jasper
Lapis
>>76655814
Amy
Anyone
>>76655903
It's a lot easier to just type "I'm a cuck" than all that, anon.
If you can be in a realtionship with anyhuman, who would it be?
>>76655904
How the fuck can I drown in a max security cell?
>>76655814
amy
amy
she can be anyone so why not?
>>76655860
Fuck you.
>>76655928
Kiki.or Nanefua
>>76655929
Someone will drown you using the toilet.
>>76655944
Anon what the fuck
>>76655889
don't count on it.
>>76655928
Kiki
>>76655927
i see your corrupted by the american form of feminism
all feminism means is women have the same rights as men nothing more nothing less
>>76655860
Oh boy /sug/'s first time on cable news.
Can't wait to be on the first broadcasted /sug/ simulator.
>>76655828
1) It's literally a link to a wikipedia citation. If the citation posted follows wikipedia standards then of course it follows the standards of someone memeing a wikipedia standard request.
2) Saying "spoonfeed me, no wait, don't spoonfeed me from a page that's easy to google because teachers told me that was wrong" is the height of childishness.
3) The link I posted doesn't even give you any relevant information which you would have known if you bothered to check, the joke was that I was giving you a citation (which was requested), but it didn't contain any relevant information.
Man, why do I waste my time on children?
>>76655752
cont.
>Steven wakes up.
>Walks out of containment cell, gets Jasper.
>Jasper stares down Garnet while Steven escapes with Lapis and Peridot.
>Jasper starts listing off numbers with each attack.
>5000, the number of things I've done for her.
>3000, the number of things which put me farther away from her.
>2000, the tiny bits of her that make me feel better.
>1000, the number of days I haven't seen her at all in the past hundred years.
>300, the number of times she's saved me.
>100, the number of times a day I regret not doing more.
>30, the number of times we've fused in our relationship.
>3, the number of people who want to hurt her on this planet.
>2, the number of people in this room who want to hurt her.
>That leaves one possibility.
>Cuts Garnet into Ruby and Sapphire.
>I may not be perfect, but the newspapers in paradise are incredibly dull. I work, I am not born.
>Escapes.
>Garnet refuses and escapes.
>>76655950
So am I Mr. Hankey now?
>>76655928
Ronaldo.I always had a crush on my older brother
>>76655928
None of them.
>the pizza niggers: they're niggers
>Fryman family: don't know what their mom looks like
>Vidalia: She's a stupid artfag
>no other females in the city
>>76655960
What? I'd knock the cobwebs off of that Ghanaian twunt. She's a major GMILF.
>>76655944
>when your real life grandma is from the caribbean
>she sounds just like nana
anon pls..
What do I watch while SU is on Hiatus.
>>76655928
MAYOR DEWEY
A
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R
D
E
W
E
Y
M A Y O R D E W E Y
>>76655928
Sadie, shortstack girls are the best.
>>76655969
>all feminism means is women have the same rights as men nothing more nothing less
That would be a good idea if women were actually equal to men.
Protip: they're not.
>>76655975
>the group known as "shug"
I can't fucking wait.
>>76656008
Your stash of SU porn, like all of us
Your wall
Your penis, or inverted penis.
Your wall.
>>76656008
Anime.
>>76655903
Femdom is a weak and needy fetish
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/654032165701746688?s=09
What is the ZUKE planning with the homeworld gems? Why is are our hearts going to go on a ride?
>>76656007is she single?
Or, more accurately,does it matter?
>>76655903
>femdom
Absolutely disgusting.jpg
Where will you go during hiatus?
Im going to bed to hibernate until its over
>>76656022
>shug
Wait, is that how you pronounce it?
>>76656031
What anime do I watch?
The next thread better include link to the last thread in the OP.
>>76656040
I hope Zuke gets to board a lot of eps with the Homeworld gems in them. That'd make her happy.
>>76656063
Attack on pico
>>76656059
...isn't that how everyone pronounces is?
>>76656040because YD is going to kill them all
>>76656055
I'm going to commit suicide and then come back when it's over.
>>76656033
Tbh, I love when a woman isn't afraid to slam my head against the bed and shove her pussy in my face. I see that happening with Jasper, which is why she makes me rock hard, fam.
>>76656040
Because they're all extremely attractive.
>>76656059
Yeah, likesugar
>>76656040
She said HER heart was in for a ride.
>>76656079
I say shoog or soog
>>76656079
I say "soog"
>>76656079
*it, shit.
>>76656086
You sure you aren't gay, anon?
>>76656059
I say suhg
>>76656079
/Sug/ar cubes
>>76656092
If you do not feel with Zuke then you are a heartless monster.
>>76656100
What part of pussy in my face don't you understand?
>>76652432
>Paul is an ass man
Good
>>76656086
>>76656128
>letting your woman have control
>ever
You are what's wrong with the west.
>>76656123
Hey I want to date fictional woman too but she's not making it any easier tbh
>>76656079
It's either Shug like in Sugar, or Sooj like in Sugilite.
>>76656079
I dont have a pronounciation for it because I have no reason to speak aloud
>>76656123
>>76656092
It means one of them will get killed off, or corrupted at best.
Perhaps bubbled if Zuke has mercy
>>76656114
essoogee for me.
>>76655903
>Do you have a two parent family?
>Do you lift weights, participate in team sports, know self defence?
>are you self employed or working for stem accreditation?
>how far have you progressed through the western canon
>how long can you maintain an erection?
>how quickly do women lose interest in you?
>>76656148
I'm more than willing to take the initiative, but sometimes I just like it when I don't have to put in all the work.
>>76656128
I'm not entirely sure what pussy stands for.
AinĀ“t a fucking thing sacred when I get naked?
>>76655969
But how can they discharge the same responsibilities?
>>76656079
soog
Don't forget to take my Steven Universe character quiz if you haven't already.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--I0-IDL96--/1813aqov5wc2jjpg.jpg
>>76656179
So, you just wanna plank in bed and let her ride you and suck your nipples?
>>76656179
>but sometimes I just like it when I don't have to put in all the work.
What are you, a woman?
>>76656190
Sure, honey.
Get near the cliff you'll get a better view.
>>76656148
that's funny coming from a Steven Universe fan
>>76656175
>yes
>yes
>yes
>so and so
>a while
>they dont too many bitches in my meal
>>76656079
Suh-ug
sug
Like slug without the l. This should be obvious.
>>76656216
What are you, a virgin? You think it's all about the man being dominate 100% of the time.
>>76656209
Nope, I just like aggressive women. It makes it more fun than a sub who just takes it.
>>76655928
The best answer of course.Sitcom Garnet
>>76656237
>fan
I'm sure many anons come here for the fap material
>>76656250
>You think it's all about the man being dominate 100% of the time.
Anything less is degenerate, you fucking queer.
>>76656063
Panty and Stocking
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>76656086
You might as well go full gay if you're that needy for someone to find you attractive
>>76656265
New thread
>>76656272
>>76656280
I know you're baiting, but you just said some dumbass shit. Lol, I'm gay because I want pussy shoved in my face aggressively. I don't think I'm the one gay, tbh, fam.
>>76656272
>degenerate
Ding, ding, ding!
We found the /pol/tard who took /pol/ too seriously
>>76656309
>Oral sex
>anything but for wimpy betas
>>76656310
Nigger
>>76656239
Accept the firm and slippery dick of focused misogyny
>>76656272
>Queer
If you don't want to suck a big meaty dick you're a colossal faggot.
>>76655244
i think she let the water down gently. Beach City was fine and it was quite close to the tower.