/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>page 9

YOU FOOL!

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2nd for Poil a best

What other shows do you guys watch?

WEB
Gravity Falls
Rick and Morty
Bojan Horseman
Venture Bros
Star Vs

New thread already? Damn, /sug/, you're fast.

Thank you so much[/spoiler

>>76634633
What, do we have to wait for page 10 now?

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BEST GEM

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First of copper

your favorite character is the worst character

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>>76634686
>now

I'm probably not the first person to ask this. If Peridot hadn't seen rain until she made it to Earth, do they not have water on homeworld? If so, what sort of function would Lapis's powers serve? Or Sapphire's, for that matter?

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>>76634711

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>>76634686
>this shit again

Dont fall for the bait guys, He got me because i replied but please dont fall for it

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>FUSIN' IS JUS' A CHEAP TRICK TA MAKE SMALL GROTS BIGGA!

>>76634716
>>76634753
No but seriously, I was under the assumption page 9 was the cutoff.

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>>76634735

DEAR GOD WHY?!

>>76634736
>do they not have water on homeworld?
They don't even have an atmosphere, it seems.

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>>76634789
am i wrong or is it not 10 for literally every single fucking general?

am i wrong guys?

>>76634736
Maybe homeworld isn't a planet, it's a giant woman

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>>76634735

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>>76634828

>>76634788
Anyone got the ork version of "stronger than you"?

How do Amythestfags feel that she's LITERALLY a retard?

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>>76634850

>>76634822
We have to wait until page 10. Maybe they won't care.

>>76634736
Maybe it's not liquid water.

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>>76634867

>>76634850
>>76634867
I know this is deep and moving because the characters are crying.

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>>76634867
oh hey sweet, crying breakfast friends is on

>>76634888
>>76634867
>>76634850
These characters actively bring the show down whenever they're on the screen.

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>>76634888

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Where were you when Connie decided she was gonna marry Steven?

xth for PERI'S STINKY OLD PANTIES

>>76634850
>>76634867
>>76634888
>>76634963
Christ
Is Sadie on the rag or something?

>>76634957
Agreed
Yet the crewniverse can't get enough of them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d131YAPrsY

Hey /Sug/ post what you're listening to.

>>76634970
What is the purpose of this post?

>>76634970
who proposed first

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>Be me
>Be Peridot Gem type, created for the specific purpose of building, repairing and maintaining Gem technology
>Be certified kindergartener
>Never fuse
>Can't even summon weapon
>Rely on the limb enhancers the state has graciously given me
>Be the model compliant citizen of Yellow Diamond's Homeworld
>Live to serve Yellow Diamond
>Get assignment to monitor some super-forced-fusion-weapon, "the Cluster"
>Dedicate my young life to the Cluster project to serve my god empress Yellow Diamond
>Read hundreds of reports on it
>Send robonoids to the backwater planet housing the Cluster, "Earth"
>Find the remnants of the ancient Crystal Gem rebellion still there
>They break my things
>They break the galaxy warp
>Will have to go to Earth in person to gather information on the Cluster to report to my lord and savior Yellow Diamond
>Told it will be easy
>Help rebel scum to deactivate the Cluster
>mfw

So, /sug/, who else here is mischief?

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>>76634957
I enjoyed the unspoken sexual tension between them, but getting involved with their drama is just a waste of time.

Unless... they end up being relevant some day.

>>76635001
Trying to start a war.

>>76634989
>siding with Lars
>ever

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>>76634963

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How good would Pearl be in a wrestling match

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Were gems manufactured originally or did they come about naturally?

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>>76634850
>>76634867
>>76634888
>>76634963
Who would want to read a comic about crying?

>>76635011
Steven, when he was giving back her bracelet.

>>76635046
and then they fucked

>>76635017
Peridot sounds like a good person.

>>76634999
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owddukdxFv4

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>>76635046
And that was a comic about teens being terrible

>>76635011
Steven of course. It's tradition.

>>76635045
>siding with sociopathic Sadie
>ever

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>>76634970
when she moves out of her moms house

>>76635088
And then they fucked till they broke the counter.

>>76634999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDg73dGs2ms

>>76634999
'Kay
http://youtu.be/4TpXySrpFLA

>>76635100
You don't know what the word means.

>>76635045
After Island Adventure, I'm perfectly willing to side with him when it comes to Sadie.

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FF Rose best Rose

Although I don't know who this is referencing

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>>76635096
>tradition
Were Greg and Rose even legally married
Steven is a bastard honestly born of a lustful union

>>76634999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx61xeDV_60

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who /pearlnet/ here

>>76635017
Somelne needs to save this please

>>76635054
Obviously super advanced humans developed the means for time travel, then they created homunculi from philosopher stones and then the stones rebelled and used the time travel technology to go long ago in a galaxy far away and then created a society of space rock lesbians.

>>76635152
Sadie fanboy, please

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>>76635026
>We could have gotten GAOSTEVENGAR
>Instead we're gonna get a stupid pink lion man

HACKS
A
C
K
S

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>>76635017
>fighting against the beta uprising that is Rose's Rebellion
>mischief
Bootlicker. Stop trying to get in with those Homeworld normies, they'll never accept you.

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>>76635111
trips confirmed for desert level thrist

>>76635171
They could have had a common law marriage.

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>>76634999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-TDylOlzg

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>>76635193

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>>76635199
>mfw Steven Universe turns out to be a spin-off of Fullmetal Alchemist

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>Eat it!
what do?

>>76635216
>Bootlicker.
Tastes better than Earth, muddweller.
>not dieing for the glory of the gemperial state
>being a filthy individualist

>>76635206
>Implying Steven fusing with Lion was obvious from the start

>>76635154
Sadie was trying to be constructive. She stupidly thought her actions would actually make Lars a better person. Lars on the other hand doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. Sadie is a stupid nice person and Lars is a stupid asshole.

>inb4 but I can think of people who do bad things so Lars is an okay person!

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>>76634999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

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>>76635193
What about /pearlven/?

>>76635111
I laughed.

>>76635244
I would eat it

What am I eating, exactly?

>>76635171
I'm okay with that!

>>76635164
GREAT, now I want a KupaGreg companion for my Bard class

>>76635251
SNEEPLE GO HOME

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>>76635246
I'm unhappy because the fusion could be sick as fuck. Instead it's just gonna be Steven in a fursuit.

>>76634736
Lapis can create her own water (wings).

>>76635261
20 pounds of pussy and ass

I need cute pics of Peridot! Espsicially ones where she's joined the Crystal Gems and has a star theme rather than a diamond one!

>>76635311
>consuming cat and donkey meat

Gross
No thank you!

>>76634706
METALLIC ARCHAEA

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>>76635291

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>>76635320
She'll be seeing stars alright.

>>76635005
>Pearl with limb enhancers
Now that's an OP gem.

>>76635261
Probably meant to imply cunnilingus.

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>>76635193
It's one of my favorite couples but between "Three's a crowd" and the Week of Sardonyx, I find it a little harder to ship them.

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>>76635333
nice trips
>>76635330
holy FUCK, I laughed

>>76635247
>gets guy trapped on deserted island for several days so they can bond
>patronizes him after he freaks out when he discovers her deception
She needs to get a proper sense of right and wrong.

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>>76635291
>Steven in a fursuit
>Not Steven in neon lion armor
Have hope, anon.

>>76635311
It's gotta be 20 pounds. No more, no less. You need the weight. It's like a fighting stick.

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>>76635245
>having a job
>not living off Rosebucks
Fuck off, normie gem.

http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/post/131124884892/laurenzuke-hahaha-snort-hahahahahah-new

>>76635414
>Being a parasite on society
Death is too good for you.

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>>76635193
Not yet

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>>76635345

>>76635261
The dirt.

>>76635421
Do you think the Zuke snorts when she laughs?

>>76635399
I Dont like lars, but if the guy doesnt want anything to do with Saddie then fine, thats cool
Saddie throwing a emotinal fit every turn down is not fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n16aTmlqgIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkVbucbpZiw

accept it /sug/. Accept Nate as your only source of original SU songs and rock covers.

>>76635206
It could just be an early concept or done for an imagination sequence or something.
Or maybe it's even just a joke.

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>>76635367
More?

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post ships you like, no matter how strange

>>76635399
Lars needs to stop being leading people on and being an asshole. I'd rather be friends with Sadie despite her defects than Lars. Christ almighty.

He was just put on the show to make everyone else seem nice.

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>>76635326
>METALLIC ARCHAEA
i dont get it , i search and i found mgs thinks...
Still dont know what you mean

>>76635448
I think she farts when she laughs too hard

>>76635461
what a fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wd9WxS5_nc

>>76635481
I don't get it

>>76635529
YD is having pregnancy cravings.

>>76635481
God I want her to get fucked so hard.

>>76635511
Man, it'll be great a year from now when we finish Season 2 and he does another one with shit like the extended love like you and do it for her/him.

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>>76635005

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>>76630392
Reposting from old thread

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>steven will never finish your drink for you

>>76635529
It's Yellow Diamond/Greg, I never got this ship either. Maybe it's like "what if everything was reversed and Yellow Diamond was the leader of the rebellion."

>>76635244
eat it, obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

>>76635566
It's more about "What if the old murder dick would get back into action"

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>>76635282
Make me, fag.

>>76635496
It basically makes stuff rust super fast

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>>76635496
you know what, that's fine, internet has more than enough reference jokes. just leave it, it's fine

>>76635282
It's spelled /ss/neeple.

Anyone else realize that the lines and circles on the galaxy warp are a map? The circles most likely represent solar systems or individual planets. Earth's doesn't have any circles or lines though, curiously enough. Counting all the warp pads though, gives us 16 Gem-Controlled worlds. 4 diamonds, 4 planets apiece, ruling Homeworld as a council/quadmonarchy.

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>>76635437

I'm going to throw Lapis out of a second story window!

>>76635653
yeah we already had several maps planned out based on that, including some tries to connect them to the stars that Lapis looked up to.

>>76635690
She's got wings, brah.

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>>76635196

>>76635690
Well, she can fly, so...

>>76635690
That's a nice thing to do, helping her fly away.

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>you will never stuff bird poils cloaca into the box that only obstinate bird gems get into

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Hooray for Lapis!;_;

>>76634999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA
Trips yeah

>>76635690
Make it the twentieth

>Watch the Too Far leak
>All those cringe fan reactions
>Singing the memesong and yelling and overall being needlessly noisy
You guys aren't as bad as them IRL right?

>>76635736
>You guys aren't as bad as them IRL right?
that's called hype
if you were there you'd likely do the same thing as well

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>>76635736
Worse.

>>76635736
No, only normies are that autistic.

We are too socially inept yet conscious to do something like that. We try to hide our powerlevel as often as possible.

>>76635717
>>76635705
She's also a cartoon character JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

>>76635736
Probably not considering all of the shitposting and the people typing 'WE' any time a new episode comes on.

>>76635753
>throw together some random shit
>print out a bog standard picture of Pearl
>make up some shit
>post it
>le epic shrine meme

>>76634963
>>76634850
>>76634867
>>76634888
This is so out of character I couldn't even take It seriously. Sadie starts bawling just cause Lars casually decides to leave, and then Lars fully accepts his mistakes? Sadie would either be whatever or she would just yell at him and get annoyed.

I mean I know this show has alot of crying, but at least theirs build up and it makes sense in context with the situation and characters.

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>>76635481
I always like seeing YD AU

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>>76635736
I've always wanted to thing the theme song with you guys

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>>76635017
>>76635216
>Be me
>Be a Lapis Lazuli Gem
>Weapon is water
>There is no rain on Homeworld
>There is no water on Homeworld
>Leave Homeworld so I can find someplace where I am not shit-tier
>Find that 99.9999999999999999999999% of the universe is not water
>Find some shit planet in the most uncivilized arm of the middle-of-goddamn-nowhere Milky Way galaxy
>Surface of planet is about 70% water
>The moment I set foot on the planet, I suddenly transform from lowest shit-tier Gem to God
>iambecomelapisdestroyerofworlds.gif
>Get drunk with power
>Hurricanes, tsunamis, floods, all sorts of crazy shit
>Sometimes create a drought for shits and giggles, and then, when all the silly organics pray to their gods for water, I unleash a flood of biblical proportions
>Turns out that I came to Earth just as some kind of Gem civil war was going on
>Some super edgy anarchists are trying to protect the monkey things from Homeworld
>mischief.jpg
>Use my new overpowered weapon to massacre both sides
>Anarchist's leader, some pink fat ass, tells challenges me to a duel
>uwotm8.jpg
>Create an army of water clones and a couple hurricanes to kick her ass
>She blocks water with her shield
>Creates some sonic vibration bullshit
>wot
>Destroys my clones and storms
>Her sex slave stabs me from behind with her spear while I'm in shock
>I wonder where she learned that trick
>Poof
>Get trapped in mirror
>Get shoved inside sex slave
>I wonder where she learned that trick
>Thousands of years later sex slave tries using me as some educational thing for some fat ass monkey thing
>I refuse to cooperate
>Sex slave gives me to kid
>mischief.png
>Convince kid to free me
>Kid thinks I'm a good person
>Convince kid to ignore the women who have raised and protected him his whole life
>Convince kid to free me
>Immediately fuck up the planet
>Take the ocean away
>Kid and his moms try to get it back
>Use water clone army
>Kid uses Rose's shield vibration bullshit
>Fuck
>mfw
To be continued

>>76635799
I really want her to be tough as nails.

>>76635261
It, clearly.

>>76634999
https://youtu.be/-6NQx4WRRg0

>>76635842
>Find that 99.9999999999999999999999% of the universe is not water
Isn't there like tons of frozen water out there?

>>76634679
AT, seasonal anime, Bob's Burgers, Archer

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>>76635799
yeah, tough nails for scratching up your back

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>>76635473
Implying Jasper isn't the 6 year old following a 10 year old rose around all day calling her a loser and laughing at her every failure. But deep down believe she's the greatest shit ever.

>>76635005
why the FUCK would pearl need limb enhancers? she sticks out like a sore thumb because she doesn't need them.

>>76635017
>I warned you Yellow Diamond
>All my distress calls where I cashed in my Good Gem Points for some Chicken Tendite
>But you didn't send me anything
>Well now I broke your cluster!
>And I learned from the defective Amethyst gem a great prank with pee pee and poo poo
>I can't wait to show you!

>>76635716
Thank you anon!

>>76635882
Not sure how good she is with solid stuff.

>>76634735
There's no way that shit isn't on purpose.

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>>76635251
BEST SHIP

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>>76635898
I can't wait for the Crystal Gem Babies episode we'll get in season 6

>>76635894
Sounds good to me tbh.

Got more?

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>>76635842
I fucked up the last few lines, sorry
>Flip van with kid's dad in it over
>Break dad's leg
>Dad is lucky to be alive
>Attempt to drown kid and his gf
>Kid uses fat ass vibration bullshit
>notthisshitagain.gif
>Convince kid I'm a good person
>Convince kid to heal me
>Go back to Homeworld
>Tell Homeworld all about the Crystal Gems
>Convince Homeworld to try invading Earth again
>90% of the fans think I'm one of the good guys
>90% of the fans think I'm misunderstood
>90% of the fans think I was wrongly imprisoned
>90% of the fans think I did nothing wrong
>90% of the fans think I'm the best Gem
>mfw

>>76635566
No it just everyone assuming Greg is the universal standard of hotness.

>>76635899
Just to brag to Peridot.

>"Look! I made brand new enhancers!"
>"Oh... Okay, I'll admit that's somewhat impressive."
>"Yes! And they work perfectly."
>... C-can I have them?"
>"No."

>>76634957
Eh, Sadie does. Lars kinda brings some joy to my heart by his sheer awfulness as a person.

Sadie is just the most dreadfully boring character on the show.

>>76635899
For stylish reasons.

>>76635496
i dont like this poil face. too sinister.

>>76635785
/sug/ will screencap anything

>>76635559
>>76635005
God I love this guy's style. The lineart flows so well and is pleasent to look at.

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lapis will never learn the joy that is keeping a cat as a pet

>she will never domesticate her very own steven

>>76635950
Classroom gems killed that dream. Damn you sugar!

>>76635234
>>76635193
>PEARL IS THE WHORE SERVENT
I love how these old pics called shit like that

>>76635967
>Convince Homeworld to try invading Earth again
What about the warning she gave them?

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>>76636016

>>76636015
Gems can shape shift their forms.
We can still dream.

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>>76635481
i cant help myself

>>76635953
yeah but dont want to blow up the thread with pics
http://whowantstoseeheartbreak.tumblr.com/post/117487493936/and-then-they-had-a-kid

>>76636012
>domesticate Steven
Would that even be necessary?

>>76636015
You just have to be creative.
Like, some kind of weapon that makes the gems fall into an infantile mental state, which then causes their physical form to correspond.

>>76635695
Oh, cool. Got any of em saved, anon? I am curious now

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>>76636048
It's great stuff.

New merch available

http://www.cartoonnetworkshop.com/category/cnshop_brands/steven+universe+st_cnshop.do?pgc=141755.147330&pp=96&sortby=dateCreatedDescend&sortType=1

>>76636053
Gosh he is cute. This is almost on /ss/ level.

>>76635898
so Jasper is Ocelot and Rose is Naked Snake, does that Make Steven Venom

>>76636035
>>76636016

I mean is it that big of a surprise?

Its not that hard to guess 'organic gems' to be like the servent class or bottom of gem hierarchy

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>>76634711
She's done nothing wrong

>>76636096
That Stevonnie motif sucks. Would wear those with less obvious ties to the show though.

>>76636096
Sucrose! Where are the Dakis?

I want fusion Dakis where smaller dakis are pulled out of it.

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>>76635481
yup, im trash

>>76635894

Does anyone have that greentext from when all this VD/Greg shit started, about Yellow Diamond leaving a tape for Steven and it was all car wash sex and bum fights?

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The only true Yellow Diamond is 80's business woman Yellow Diamond.

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i watch Too Far and i make a teory about peridot, i tink she never become a cristal gem and it's probably she ended in the same way of lapiz lazuli.

¿Why? maybe for this (remember, its just a teory).

Catch and Release
- peridot get captured for the CG and she trust a little in steven

When It Rains
- Peridot trust more in steven and lear to swallow his pride in orden to survive

Back to the Barn
- Peridot lear humility from pearl and mechanical skills

Too Far
- peridot lear empaty and awareness from her treat to amatist

and here is my theory...

Super Watermelon Island
- peridot learn compassion and steven teach her last lesson to be a good person, remember in her first episode she was a bich with her robonoits

Gem Drill
- peridot, steven and the CG bubbled the clubster

Barn Mates
- peridot and garnet episode, also she find the way to come back to homeworld

Same Old World
- a new peridot in her old homeworld, maybe the first episode without steven...

and this is my teory feel free to say if is bullshit or maybe can be true

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Will they ever share an onscreen kiss?

>>76636150
I ship it too, but more in an "little sister" way. Just like Amethyst is the older sister and Lapis the hot cousin.

>>76636108
Right? Funny and cute thing is hed have to be the one to show her step by step

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>>76636183
>all these fucking peridot episodes

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>>76635909
>>76635017
>Be me
>Be Yellow Diamond
>Be tyrannical god empress of Homeworld
>Crystal Gem rebel scum dare defy me on Earth
>Let them win and order Homeworld forces to leave them alone
>Don't tell Crystal Gems about the ticking time bomb inside the Earth's core
>Enslave my own subjects by making them use limb enhancers
>Fusion outlawed
>Using your own weapon instead of the limb enhancers the state has graciously given you is outlawed
>Pick one Peridot at random and tell her to monitor the Cluster
>Know that the Crystal Gems are still on Earth
>Know that the Crystal Gems are insanely powerful when it comes to fusion
>Know that the Crystal Gems can become much stronger than they are meant to be
>Know that the Crystal Gems' Pearl is the weakest class of Gem but can kill Jaspers and limb enhanced Peridots and mega fusions that are many times stronger than any Pearl should be
>Don't tell IT Peridot any of this
>Send IT Peridot to Earth with only one old lady and an informant who I know is not loyal to Homeworld and will more likely than not betray Peridot and defect to the rebels
>Tell Peridot "Go to Earth. It will be easy."
>mfw

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>>76636183
English is not your first language, is it, buddy?

Also I doubt we will get to see Homeworld so early.

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>>76636193
Season 23

>>76636096
I actually really like the SU logo tee

Beach Hunk and Lion are also good

>>76636193
Closest they got was the end of their fusion dance though because Rose's hair was engulfing Pearl's face so you couldn't see it.

>>76636225
She's the hot new thing.
I bet we're gonna get a month's worth of Lapis and Jasper episodes once they're done being tortured in the ocean.

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>>76636200
oh I did too, Amethyst was the big sister but Peri would be a little sister steven could teach.
Its just now I kinda slipped and fell into the deep end

>>76636096
Wow that is incredibly overpriced.

>>76636225
Can you really call them "peridot" episodes when she's just part of the main cast now?

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>>76636193
If Rose really loved Pearl then... damn. I am dying to see how Pearl reacted to Rose's decision to be with Greg. I'm guessing they had some sort of open relationship.

Peridot isn't enough. The main cast has been developed to death and the Green Dorito will only last so long.

>>76636324
You're right,

KILL THEM ALL

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>>76636096
Thank god. I held off buying a Mr Universe shirt on redbubble in the hopes that CN might actually make merch.
Why couldn't you have made SBT merch, CN

>>76636170
>mess this up peridot and you'll work in homeworld again, in a slightly worse job

>>76636316
Yeah like how Space Race is a Pearl Episode, Future Vision is a Garnet episode and On the Run is an Amethyst episode.

>>76636321
they put the poly in polymorphic rocks .


Pretty sure gem kind were pretty open with relationships.

You think Rose try to reason with pearl or help her try out someone else?

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question to all latin america fags here (me too):
So there are ONLY gems no? no minerals like copper or other shit? what do you think?

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i did some thinking in the shower and thought tumblr shipping jasper and lapis means they stand for abusive relationships. i couldn't stop laughing but now im almost positive my little brother thinks i have fallen off the wagon

>>76636357
Because they hate action shows.

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>>76636027
>Find an ancient wailing stone system
>Still intact, but the thing is so old and obsolete that no one monitors or guards it
>Convince Homeworld to try invading Earth again
>The last war was really devastating
>They aren't sure
>Convince them that after over 5000 years of peace, the Crystal Gems would never expect a retaliation
>Convince them that the element of surprise will allow them to defeat the Crystal Gems with no casualties
>Convince them that the element of surprise will allow them to defeat the Crystal Gems with only a small force of 1 IT Gem, 1 possible traitor, and 1 actually useful soldier
>Use wailing stone to warn Crystal Gems about invasion
>mfw

>>76636321
I imagine Rose was more a dear friend to Pearl.
She was her right hand, and a child that Rose basically brought up from non-gem class to being her own, independant self.
Her "Of course you do" when Pearl insisted that she wanted to fight for Rose is so much sadder now that it's certain that that moment was Rose trying to be like "Pearl, please, break away from me and make your own decisions" only to be shut down hard by blind puppy dog eyes.

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>>76636385
that's not even a real wagon

get with the times

Theory time!

So we know Sucrose is a retarded weab like us. And that when you have a former villain join a small group of protagonists, each of them needs to accept the 'Zuko' in turn, preferably with an episode highlighting that person and the Zuko's relationship.

Steven had his previous interactions with Peridot as well as Catch and Release and When it Rains. Pearl had Back to the Barn. Amethyst had Too Far.

But what about Garnet? How do we reconcile her relationship with Peridot, and separate them from the rest of the Gems? Steven had the house, Pearl had the barn, and Amethyst had the kindergarten. We also need to have the two of them connect on something they share- Pearl had the tech and the class issues, Amethyst had acceptance and feeling big, and Steven had his natural charisma. We need someplace for Peridot and Garnet to be without Pearl or Amethyst (Steven can possibly come to).

Idea: soon upcoming episode is a final test/actual usage of the drill. Because of its design and intended usage, it must be manually driven- by Peridot of course. Either because they're going to the core or because they don't trust her, Garnet comes along to swim in lava/watch Peridot. Eventually something fucks up down by the Cluster and the drill is breaking. Peridot can't survive alone, so she has to fuse with Garnet to create a fusion that can swim in lava and survive the pressure. Then Peridot truly learns what fusion means to Garnet and accepts her, yadda yada.

If Steven comes along for whatever reason, have him form a bubble around himself and Garnet isn't strong enough to push both him and Peridot to the surface, so she has to fuse while Steven is busy keeping the bubble up so he doesn't get crushed.

>>76636231
sorry, you are right

>>76636183
Pedro, stop shitposting and finish my lawn.

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someone edit this with rose/yellow diamond

>>76636399
i actually havent noticed before,

what the hell is up with cn and action?

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>>76636321
>>76636375

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>>76635845
>mfw YD is hammy as hell.

Peridot is so beautiful. I hope she knows just how gorgeous she is.

>>76636399
Why pour money into action shows when you can spend little on 11 minute comedy shows?

>>76636449
She has low self esteem

She reacted violently when called cute

>>76636415
yeah, Pearl Felt like everything thanks to her but her admiration no doubt mixed with her subservient nature into a codependent fixation, that ironically Peridot helped break by being the one thing she never got,some one she could be pissed at properly

>>76636436
>>76636452
Star Wars Rebels though.

>>76636385
That's why jaspis shippers get constantly harrased on tumblr though. They really do think that.

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>>76636321
>>76636375
I'm really fond of the idea of Rose being polyamorous, and Greg being open to it, had Pearl not gotten insanely jealous

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>>76636434
>Rose/YD wrestling in underwear
Yes please!

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>>76636385
>>76636490
>Yep

>>76636421
That is unfortunately not even that unlikely.

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So the hiatus is 100% confirmed?

>>76636421
Garnet and Peridot are the two friends in Barn Mates that Steven's going to help get along.

That'll wrap up her "learning to trust each of them" moments and then we can proceed to Gem Drill which may or may not be part of the mid season finale this time around (we're still a few episodes short of 25/26)

>>76636375
I doubt rose couldn't do much with pearl's bizarre high standard. Only option is to build her one to keep her company and happy.

Would be a very cute gesture, "Im sorry i hurt you and not being there but hope this helps"

>yfw thats bismuth

>>76636526
What is 100% is that we're on break next week.

Hiatus will likely only be confirmed when the crew posts a thing saying "Be back in 2016".

I'm board. Has any good smut come out since the Stevonnie and Opal stuff?

>>76636560
so its there hope!?

>>76636149
>No four foot tall Lapis daki

>>76636467
maybe she was teased back in homeworld for being so small, and called cute as a insult

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>>76636560
>Rick and Morty is over
>Star Vs not back till Spring
>Gravity Falls has horrible scheduling
It's going to be an extra cold winter.

>>76636096
Not gonna lie - probably gonna buy a MR UNIVERSE shirt once I get my next paycheck.

>>76636576
Which board are you? I'm /y/

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Brown lapis best

>>76636603
i dont watch Gravity Falls anymore
But i am thinking on reading a book
why dont you read a book?

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>>76636560
>next episode is in two weeks instead of just one
>mods ban us for the interim

>>76636621
>/y/
Ew. Sodomy is unsanitary.

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>>76636539
Gem companionship, I guess gems are also social creatures too.
Though may be a bit different in human standards.

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>>76636603
thank god I'm a pleb looking forward to Fallout

>>76636637
hello, hello, what do we have here?

>>76636613
>>76636096
Probably gonna get a MR Universe shirt for range day

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Someone asked for this last thread

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>>76636603
>tfw Tokufag
>mfw enjoying Ghost
Y'all need to expand your shows.

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>>76636096
>guitar dad shirts
>no vote for my dad shirts

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>>76636644
Books are for nerds like Connie.

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>>76636321
>>76636375
>>76636437
>>76636503

>>76636697
>Implying Steven doesn't like books ever since he was grounded from watching TV.

>>76636644
>>76636697
>Steven stopped watching TV and read books once.
>It ended with him being attacked by a clone of Connie in a wedding dress
Books, not even once.

>>76636170
That's cute, she acros in her suit

>>76636603
Gravity Falls only has like three episodes left before the series finale. The series will probably finish before year's end.

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Predictions on her personality?

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Can someone color this?

>>76636637
Holy fucking shit, I need more of this, stat.

Either this, or Titan A.E., or Treasure Planet.

>>76636747
Shutup, dude. Don't jinx it.

We'll get a season three. I'm sure of it.

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>>76636730
it introduced him to fetishes he didn't even know about, so i doubt he minds cloud connie all that much

>>76636679
If you went that far, why not just redraw the whole thing and avoid the weird quality issues with the eyes and body?

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>>76636681
>tfw jojofag
>No Part IV anime yet
Well, I can still get /fit/ and practice my drawing until best Jojo shows up, or new SU

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>>76636748
Isn't it obvious?

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>>76636503
Im also really into the idea though of Rose breaking Pearl's heart and using Amethyst as her rebound which just makes it worse for Pearl and breaks Amy's heart in the process
>>76636637
saved

>>76636748
Gem Shockwave.
Cold hard logic you can't argue with.

>>76636778
It's the last week of Summer and literally the end of the world... regardless of how it turns out there's no way it's getting a third season.


... all we can hope for is one helluva finale.

>>76635506
I'll believe it

>>76636784
>tfw catching up in the manga
feels 「G O O D」 man

>>76636183
as if homeworld's gonna want her back after destroying the weapon they've been working on for thousands of years

>>76636787
this probably happened. pearl is very clingy and with rose out of the way for the first time pearl needed someone, which explains why those two are so shitty with eachother

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these thread have been moving slow what's going on ?

>>76636880
I've just started Stone Ocean and learned that jolyne's frame up is bigger than two jackasses, how much of a ride am I in for

>>76636357
Is it wrong that I want to see Rose drawn as Liu Xuande, Poil as Zhao Zilong, Amethyst as Zhang Yide, and Garnet as Guan Yunchang?

>>76636787
god, angsty pearlmethyst is my fucking jam

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>>76636786
>mfw YD makes her big debut by fingering Pearl

>>76636778
alex said he want a movie or a tv special for the end instead of another season

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>tfw your fetish will never be canon

I'm going to brand Lapis on her cute blue butt!

>>76636930
It's getting late and we don't have new content.
Thread speed comes and goes like the tide.

>>76635199
That would make sense seeing as the gems had human forms before making contact with earth.

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>>76636930
>episode already released that majority have seen.
>tuesday
>odds for avoiding hiatus are slim, it's gonna happen
And along with no new episodes that means the threads are gonna be banned.

>>76636786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWZs5POCp0I
>The world is cruel, Steven.

>>76636930
All the shitposting idiots finally left and we can finally have sensible discussion about the show

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whatcha got?

>>76635127
Which was instantly.
Because sadies ass be fat.

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>>76636960
>giant women
>pregnancy
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ANON

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what do you guys think of this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkVbucbpZiw

>>76636960
>There will never be a body swap episode between Pearl and Amethyst, with each body keeping the correct voice
>You will never hear Pearl burp

>>76636972
>episode already released that majority have seen.
You've got no one to blame but yourself for not waiting and watching the episode Thursday instead of watching a shitty fucking rip with a bunch of neckbeard faggots screaming over it and a minute of missing footage

You made your bed - now lie in it

>>76636950
Is Pearl's blood copper based?

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>>76636637
>Lapidot

>>76637010
sapphire like a real OG

>>76637047
People here were going to spoil the episode anyway.

>>76637010
October.
I got the three muskateers.
Noice.

>>76637010
>7 different birthstones

How I'm supposed to read this?

>>76637010
>Ancient
Sapphire

>Tradit
>Lapis

>Modern
>Jasper
>Peridot

Aside from Sapphire, I got all my favorites.

>>76636950
>oh my~ Pink Diamond had good tastes, we might be able to hammer out those defects~

>>76635506

i hope that makes it into the show at some point. don't care which character, so long as it's a girl.

>>76637010
>tfw Emerald
>tfw Roze Quarts, Azurite, and Chrysoprase

>>76637010
january i stay with rose quartz