Toonami General #6

Take a shot every time:
-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
-One of the following commercials airs:
-Gamefly
-Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly)
-Trojan condoms
-Upcoming/current video game
-Any commercial you feel out of place airs
-Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
-Random upcoming genre movie
-AT&T Don't Text and Drive
-Sonic shakes
-Steve Blum Fast Food/theme restaurant

Naruto Shippuden
-Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback
-Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
-Naruto mentions ramen
-Sakura misses a chance to be useful
-Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
-There's a flashback
-Jiraiya does something perverted
-Sharingan activates
-A rasengan is used
-Someone gives a speech on friendship
-A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used
-A nature based jutsu is used
-A hokage is shown or referenced
-A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain
-Someone does/uses something overly impractical

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one last best girl, now bed. goodnight, /tg/

>>76551992
She shouldn't have pushed him away.

Naruto is more entertains than M&H

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HIDAN TIME

>>76552160
Parasyte is fucking shit anyone that likes it should commit suicide immediately Im fucking serious the show is show

>>76551937

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOURCE

>>76552205
this, thank fuck a real show like naruto is on

Naruto is neat and all with his Nine-tailed fox, but can he compare to my 9-TRAILED POST?

This fight looks promising.

TIME FOR LOONY TOONS YOSIMITTY SAM GUN PEW NOISES ON THIS WEEKS HEAPING HELPING OF SHITPUDDING

YOU LOVE IT

reminder that in the manga and original anime Kakuzus attacks were references to the original Gundam

>>76552205
SAO baby still mad his show is shit

>>76552188
this isn't the main character, right? he doesn't look like him

>>76552196
She moved to a different state.

Budget No Jutsu!

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Ooooooooo

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I feel like M&H would get less "le boring :^)" commentary if the Midnight Run still existed and it was placed in the later hours.

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So uh, if Naruto takes place in a modern setting, where are all the guns? And why aren't guns totally BTFOing all the ninja faggots?

>>76552196
She's 10 years my senior and she hates me now.

When the outlines get thin in naruto is when they spend most of the budget.

>>76552174
Goodnight ACDC-kun, see you next week.

Higher budget episode?

12:00 DBZ Kai 43 (of 159)(Ongoing series)
>Goku vs. Frieza! The Super Showdown Begins!
12:30 Akame Ga Kill! 9 (of 24)
>Kill the Lust for Combat
1:00 Parasyte -the maxim- 2 (out of 24)
>Devil in the Flesh
1:30 Michiko & Hatchin 15 (out of 22)
>Graffiti in Vain
2:00 Naruto Shitpuden 85 (of тИЮ)(Ongoing series)
>Terrifying Secret
2:30 One Piece 319 (of тИЮ)(Ongoing series)
>Sanji's Shock! Mysterious Old Man and His Super Yummy Cooking!
3:00 Krill La Krill 2 (out of 24)
>So Sexy She Might Pass Out
Week 177 of Toonami


INTRUDER 2 NOV 7 WITH TOONAMI COMIC

DBZ Kai: 116 more weeks
Akame Ga Kill!: 15 more weeks
Parasyte -the maxim-: 22 more weeks
Naruto Shippuden:--
Michiko & Hatchin: 7 more weeks
One Piece: --
Kill La Kill: 22 more weeks
>Ratings for 10/3
8:00 Dragon Ball Z 826,000
11:30 Dragon Ball Z Kai 1,309,000
12:30 Akame Ga Kill 1,038,000
1:00a Parasyte 985,000
1:30a Michiko & Hatchin 817,000
2:00a Naruto: Shippuden 677,000
2:30a One Piece 613,000
3:00a KlK 582,000

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>>76552205
Hi /a/.

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>>76552023

Hatchin is a stupid bitch
>Guy takes interest in you
>You cuss him out and insult him
>He still loves you
>He gets in an accident and receives amnesia
>Still treat him like shit
>He forgets about you
>ABLOOBLOO WHY DOES IT HURR SO MUCH I WAS HAPPY,WHERE DID IT GO SO WRONG

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>>76552213

>>76552205
>>76552221
Oh man I can't wait to get home from work for my daily fisting.

>>76552252
you'll see

>>76552196
She wouldn't let me get at that pussy.

Reminder that Kakashi is the biggest jobber in Naruto.

>>76552196

Every girl I've ever loved lost interest in me.

Can't say I blame them.

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>>76552252
MC undergoes considerable character development during the course of the series.

>>76552205
AgK gets a lot of shit for being edgy but Parasyte is edge to the Xtreme with that fucking screamo and dubstep shit, disinterested dubbing, and "muh blade murders"

Watched the dub of The Last this morning. That movie is surprisingly comfy.

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lol what is even the point of a big weapon like that scythe when it can be blocked so easily with a basic kunai?

>>76552250
Oh no the entire premise of Parasyte is fucking shit its about some teenage faggots scoring pussy.

Suddenly budget

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>>76552196
Go back to /b/ you morose bastard.

We're either too drunk to remember right now or were virgin faggots. Fuck right off with that shit.

Anime or leave.

>>76552280
She's like 8?

So what's the most overpowered Jewtsu in the Naruto universe? I haven't seen this show much, but that bullshit where you touch that guy's shadow and you're frozen forever is horseshit.

Is that some animation change I see?

Also anyone else got episode 52 for the One Piece description brief on their tv?

Time for Naruto OP one hit kill Juitsu :^)

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>>76552196
I-I didn't want to let her go. I was just too scared to tell her how i fucking felt man. Fuck dude i let both of them go in the same year all because i was too scared of being hurt. I'm useless.

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>>76552205
Guessing this is the new meme going on

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>>76552273
>Krill La Krill

>>76552196
I was too stupid to know how relationships worked

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>>76552174
night esdeath bro

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I don't understand why people expected Hatchin to know what to do, that was literally her first romance

ALL HER LIFE she's been treated like shit, she's literally been conditioned to push people away

So why doesnt he have like a million hearts then? I thought this guy was some famous assassin?

>>76552261
because they know that guns>ninjas so the ninjas murder anyone close to figuring out gun tech so they can keep at the top of the food chain

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>>76552193
Toki plz bedtimes was hours ago

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>that stupid anime scythe

>>76552299
trip dubs don't lie, Parasyte confirmed for shit

>>76552280
Love is confusing for young kids, anon.

>>76552270
for the next few episodes

this is after all the last good arc, and with a handful of exceptions it's also one of the better fights

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>>76552252
Character development and loss happens

Welp, this is a budget episode. Cause the animation and stills all look like shit.

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>>76552205

>>76552280
She didnt want to get hurt, tries to push him away. Remember how Michiko said they were going to move?

>that guy with the beard went out easily

well when you have over powering abilities but don't do shit when you have the upper hand....

>>76552174
goodnight annoying shitposter.

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>tfw you didn't pay attention to M&H tonight because you were being a weeb and playing a Jojo fan RPG

>>76552335
His jutsu can only incorporate 5 hearts

>>76552341
>Hey what's the worst weapon to fight with?
>Ok, now how to we make it worse?

Naruto a shit

>blaster sound effect

Star Wars Blaster sound?

>>76552316
The Sharingan, no doubt about it.

>>76552309
best post on /co/ right now

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>>76552196

Long story short, I needed to make a choice between a career and a girl who took an interest in me. In the end, I think I chose well enough.

>>76552205
You that same guy from last week who shat all over Parasyte and anyone who likes it before it even aired because you hated the promo?

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING HAVE A SOFT FOCUS TO IT? WHAT THE FUCK?

>>76552167
>All power to the black peopre

And peopre aren't Michiko wasn't black.

>>76552299
Parasyte is literal look at my penis sword tentacles fighting
>>76552354
It is pure shit its about a guy who gets an alien parasite that causes him to get pussy.

>Hidan's weird as fuck attack range in the fighting games

God damn him.

>>76552359
Hidan just has to get your blood, but he's not bad like Kakuza.
>>76552369
But has he accepted Jesus into all of his hearts?

>>76552366
too bad, it was an actually action episode

He has no style

>Fatty gets kicked into rubble and survives

How? Aren't these people human?

>>76552341
Shikamru explained when he first figured out his powers that his scythe is a stupid weapon, but it works extremely well for drawing blood which he needs to get his power off

>>76552341

Still not as bad as that "thing" Kohaku's weapon became in Sonic Act.

oh shit fam did the budget just get a new couple hearts itself?

>actual animation

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>76552196
that one cute asian girl who walked past me at the mall

>>76552351
they always look like shit. Shitpudding is literally the worst long run anime ever. The original series is like 100x better, and that's saying a lot.

>>76552391
I'm not sure but it is really pissing me off

>>76552361
how is posting best girl shitposting?

>>76552261

It's just one of those weird fantasy world building things. Like how in One Piece, they have plastic, but no airplanes.

>>76552413
No

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He's in for it now. Kilrog has lots and lots of powers.

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>>76552196
>Dropped my first crush when I found out she was macking on my friend's boyfriend not long after I took her out to the movies
>Staled on my first "love" because we live two states apart, it's been years, we rarely communicate, and she recently decided she's agender

Because effort, anon.

>>76552408
>He has no grace

>>76552263
storytime plz

>>76552390
BEST WAIFU 4 LAIFU.

Hidan is adorably crazy.

>>76552381
This

Shariangan is literaly the most OP power in Naruto. It even out classes the literal eyes of God

>I'm actually enjoying a Naruto episode
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOONN

>>76552402
>The endless BATTER BATTER BAT attack

Shikamaru does a really cool thing soon.

>>76552389
The fights in Parasyte are fucking shit I mean so fucking horrible I would rather watch Adventure time fights thats how fucking horrible they are its just sword tentacles slicing eachother, the maker of Parasyte should kill hisself.

Why is stuff happening? Is this actually Naruto?

So this is where the animation budget went to

>she threw a shuriken

Bitch please

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>a very confusing and boring M&H ends
>one hour of filler shows to KLK
>maybe its time to figure out how to spend 18 super sea snails
>or maybe I should have a drunk fap

>>76552258
It belongs in the same part of the block as Samurai Jack, I agree. I'm still bitter about Toonami getting cut in half even if Demarco thinks it was the greatest shit ever, because it really solidifies the block as constant action packed to the brim with shows that will pull the highest ratings. Plus the generals winding down towards the back half of the block was always really nice.

>>76552319
Thank you for posting, I get to retort.
You're assuming Naruto is a generic anime when this is just not true. Naruto is a manipulative shit anime. In a world of war, assassins, and child soldiers, Naruto is a character who never kills anyone. And it's not because he doesn't want to kill people, because that would be retarded in this universe even for someone like him. He tries his hardest in battle and goes for a kill a few times too, they just don't happen. Take Rasengan, it's a technique that should obliterate anything with a liquid interior, like a human body, but instead it just comically throws them into walls so they're only knocked out. So to reply to you, we have Rasenshuriken, a move that should obliterate ANYTHING it hits, and it'll hit directly. But we can't have our savior Naruto be tainted with a confirmed kill, so instead let's have the guy survive for no reason so someone else, let's say Kakashi, can execute him instead. THAT is Naruto writing.

I honestly can't tell if this animation is better or worse than the usual

>>76552205
Trolling drunk people is not clever or difficult.

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>mfw the distinct lack of Nonon posts in these threads

>>76552413
It'll take forever for this to actually come up but they're actually post human. The history of the Naruto universe involves some legit space shit.

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No matter how actiony it gets, Naruto is still the "catch up on the thread for a half-hour" show for me tbh fam

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>>76552082

I tried asking her out like 4-5 times, only once did she agree to go out but a friend asked her for me. Im not sure if she stood me up ori just got the wrong place. Im pretty sure she hates me

>>76552450
Dunno they are figth and not talking that much.

>>76552390
I just realized. If I fucked her She could do Michiko AND Bulma, two of my favorite anime women. 10/10 must fuck someday.

>>76552458
its Naruto based off Mobile Suit Gundam

So I'm guessing this is the last action we get for the next year or so right?

MY INO! NO!!!

>>76552390

She just got engaged. I am heartbroken.

>Ino getting off on being choked

>>76552445
Kukza without his mask on looks pretty great by the way.
>>76552447
Did this happen in the manga?

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>it's a "JUST FUCK MY BUDGET SHIT UP" episode

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so is ino even more useless than sakura now?

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too many normies on /tg/

>>76552418
high budget episode, Naruto gets a few of them every once in a while

>All this fighting
>Not much talking

How it should be done

Kakashki really is a TF2 Spy.

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>>76552473
good

>>76552477
>niggerspeak
This is getting old. Its getting old, and possibly unironic.

>>76552324
im glad someone has finally noticed

>>76552462
Still more than Sakura does in most fights.

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>>76552492
Why must God punish us.

>>76552472
I am not trolling I literall hurt Parasyte with all my heart and balls I want to see it burn and kill all the people that like it I mean how the shit could you like this fucking shit

>>76552196
because no one liked me save for a few back in elementary school and she was a popular kid that didn't care too much for me


shouldn't have went for one of her friends, she was cute and nice

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Has anyone here seen this shit yet?
http://a.uguu.se/mehljx_11789680_673580572743553_1882876267_n.mp4

>>76552518
agreed m8

What's with the better animation recently? I kinda feel like actually watching now

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>tfw this Naruto episode is actually good

I really like the scythe guy's voice

Shikamaru has the best attacks

>>76552473
I feel like I could get along with her due to a common interest involving music.

>the big guy

Wow Naruto is actually good, so much for memers on /co/ saying otherwise

This is basically Kakashi and Shikamaru vs Hidan and Kakuzu

The other 2 are fucking useless clowns

>>76552509
Yes, and believe me that says a lot.

>>76552510
Dumb frog posters, you can be this dumb, /TG/ still /co/.

>>76552488
I think there's filler, than Deidara gets another fight which gets some money put into it

>>76552518

It was old before it was even young

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>>76552510
There's only one way to win.

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>>76552515
More like his log is.

Wow, the animation got really good

>>76552537
Bongspeak is where its at.

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>>76552510

Eradicate all the normies

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>>76552473
Its because the show ended. Move past it already and don't be such an f/a/ggot and stick with something that is more then 3 years old.

Don't get too invested, guys.

We go back to nothing happening next week.

>haha yea right you saw that?

Even the fucking dialogue good.

What the fuck

>>76552500
>Did this happen in the manga?
Shariagan abilities in the later stages of the manga are able to out class the powers of characters who are blessed with the powers of the God of Naruto

>bitch tries to be useful
>NO WAY, LET ME DO IT
Every fucking time. This show really hates women lol

>>76552550
It has its moments.

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>>76552196
>freshman year of uni
>meet weeb chick who introduced me to the anime club on campus
>most fondest memory was us having dinner together trying to determine which birds the Harry Potter cast would be if they were birds
>she transfers out the next year

I ain't never had it fam

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>>76552560
>Cammy will never have babies.
>she'll never have MY babies

>>76552351
>they made a flashback for Hinata look better than Peins fight

Seriously there priorities are fucked up.

>>76552548
He looks great without the mask.

Fanfiction always portrays Hidan as a raging extremist with a sailor mouth. But he's a pretty laid back guy in canon.

>>76552509
She's bad at fighting. Her skills are good for recon and healing, though.

>>76552518
can't be niggerspeak if everyone's using it tbh fam

>>76552442
Long story short she has schizophrenia and loved my stuff more than me. Still won't take her meds she lives next door

>>76552535
are the characters in naruto strong enough to take on dbz characters now or are they one piece level

>>76552576
>what happened there, buddy?

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>Naruto once again becomes one of the better animes on the toonami block

Why have we let this happen, /co/?

>>76552579
She literally only has one ability. And it is seriously broken in a bad way

>>76552500
Sharigan bullshit literally goes into reality manipulation territory

>>76552550
it's like one fun episode per fifteen or more mediocre/boring/bad ones
not a great trade

>>76552518
>niggerspeak
Do you have to call it that?

>>76552535
Has this come out yet?

Yo this episode is actually good

>>76552303
Well there's no reason not to. It's probably just an aesthetic preference since mass and size mean nothing in naruto.

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>>76552577
Why?

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>>76552573
>telling this to /co/

I think you underestimate the autism at work here

>>76552579
If by useful, you mean making everyone have to attend her shitty funeral, then yeah, she sure was going to useful there.

Like that's there's a pretty decent fight, but the art style needs some getting used to

>>76552469
Naruto killed two people on the entire series. Pain (Nagato) and that guy Itachi was controlling.

>>76552554
>frog
you mean the grinch

>>76552615
Yes, because that is precisely what it is.

>>76552577
Fucking Izanagi

>>76552609
>Naruto
>Good

I rather have Bleach filler than this

>>76552576
The dialog flows better with the animation not being stiff as fuck.

>>76552471
It's a Naruto thing an a big argument in /a/ at the time. The reason you're confused is the animation itself is better, but the style got worse and strange. The pre-timeskip Sasuke fight is another example, there's lots of animation effort, but the style is strange and rubbery.

>>76552609
Because we're at an arc centered arround the Akatsuki who are one of the few good things to have happened in the manga

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>>76552615
wah

>>76552612
I thought that was merely an illusion.

>>76552609
>Not liking AGK and Parasyte

I can get not like MH on the grounds there's not alot of action but really

>>76552579
honestly if she did do something she'd fail like she did just a couple minutes ago when she got involved and tried to save the fatty

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>>76552595
is Chouji ever useful?

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We posting Nonon now?

>>76552533

The last episode was a lot better. Maybe it's novelty wore off already, idk. I just feel like anime is not as good as it was 10 years ago. Samurai Champloo and Paranoia Agent were probably the last animes I actually liked and watched outside of [as]/Toonami. I never watched Space Dandy because I was busy at university when it ran, but it seems to have a bretty good rep.

>animation is good for once
>cable keeps stalling out and the picture quality is worse than 144p
150 dollars a month and this is the shit I get

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>>76552205
Don't cut yourself son.

>>76552610
is it really? She can't just make them suicide when she's in their body because that would kill her too

>>76552196
First was an internet girl. Met her on furcadia was obsessed for a year. Faggot friend actually gay, not really a friend confronted her, she wasn't serious.

During that time, I blew off a petite blonde in my english class.

Was depressed for a year after that.

Few years later, run into a cute gal at work. Try to keep expectations low, figure she already had a boyfriend. Ask someone to do a bit of recon, ask her coworkers if she has a boyfriend, they go straight up to her. She does, drops some 'let'em down easy' stuff, or at least that's what was relayed to me.

... Still hurt.

Decided at that point to give up, fell into full on waifu-ism. Eventually discover MGTOW, and have had my decisions reinforced on a near daily basis.

>>76552664
He rekts the fuck out of that fat guy in Orochimaru's Sasuke retrieval crew

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>>76552609
Naruto does have some shining moments. Its not all shounen garbage. And this is coming from someone who acknowledges full well that the show is utter crap on a regular basis but some of it is actually watchable entertaining crap.

>>76552664
That one fight against the Sound Four, but otherwise no

>>76552664
There was that one time in original Naruto where he had to eat that red-colored candy to beat some high-powered asshole and nearly died.

>>76552664
He was butterfly once. I think that's it.

>>76552605
They are way past One Piece Level. They aren't on DBZ level yet since they can't do planet busters.

>>76552668
Why this bitch be getting glue on her foots.

>>76552653
>/a/
Well there's your first problem.

THE DOOR IS BIGGER
WE'RE RUNNING THROUGH A BIG DOOOOR

>>76552610
How broken are we talking

>>76552205
Cumdumpster.

>>76552609
Our taste get worse i guess.

>>76552670
Oh my fucking god the fucking shit is about alien parasites with lame ass powers that just do nothing all they do is fucking eat people

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>these smoking commercials

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>Truth

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>>76552196
don't do me like that anon

GOT MO
IN THE
WALLET

GOT MO GOT MO
IN THE
WALLET

>>76552661
remember when kakashi basically made a black hole that ripped deidara's arm off?

party smokers be like

Don't get played, /tg/.

>>76552631
Pain killed himself to revive the village. The itachi one can be explained away as that guy would have died anyway or something like how the resurrection ninja use corpses anyway.

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>>76552628
And I think you overestimate how capable this general is.


Oh wait...

>>76552664
uh.. source?

>>76552675
Get satellite fuccboi

>>76552623
Sharingan in the manga gains the ability to rewrite reality, survive attacks that would kill anyone, and enable people to effortlessly defeat entire armies with no effort whatsoever

>>76552698
Twice.

>>76552631
Those dude's were already dead.

>>76552701
That isn't glue. That's how she keeps you practicing your instrument and staying in tune.

>>76552662
But Anon I DO like Parasyte.

For me the ranking is
Parasyte
KLK
DBZ
Naruto


~~~~~~~POWER GAP~~~~~~~~~~

Everything else. I promise I'm not trying to be nostalgic.

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>>76552698

Float like a butterfly, fat like a bee!

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>>76552282

Oh shit, we got a school shooter here!

>>76552631
not even, Pain commited Seppuku and the other guy got knocked out and was eaten by Zetsu

He one shots Kakuzu at the end of this fight but Kakashi kill steals him of the final blow

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>>76552518
>>>/global3/rules
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: ... indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?")
If it's 50%+ garbage acronyms and chat slang, you can report it.

This anti smoking ads almost make me angry enough to want to smoke out of spite. I guess that's the intention.

Really I don't know what's worse: Ino's inaction, or Choji's retarded actions. They are dragging the squad down so much right now.

>>76552196
She was a cute Taiwanese girl I met in 5th grade. I was an awkward fuck, but we had a few mutual interests, and I even took up a hobby just to impress her. I even take an interest in her emo poetry. A few months in, out of the blue she starts avoiding me. I only found out through a mutual acquaintance that she couldn't really stand me, and only put up with me out of pity because she thought I was retarded.

Looking back, I probably dodged a bullet anyway. Though the experience did color my relationships with women later in life.

>>76552463
fellow plane bro
>tfw my anus is wrecked

>>76552748
Pretty funny Carlos

>>76552731
kpop

>>76552706
So broken it is literally useless if she doesn't have a partner. She can literally never fight alone or she risks instantly losing the fight.

>>76552605
In between DB and DBZ towards the end. Kishi said Naruto during the Kaguya fight is at least as strong as Nappa, so there's that.

This is the first time in awhile I unmuted the tv during naruto

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>>76552604
run nigga

>>76552713
They make me wanna smoke a fuckin' black & mild.

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>>76552205
Are you the "20 episodes of bad fights" guy from Tuesday?

>>76552722
That was a teleportation Jutsu to that little place he and Tobi could use. Man that place could be a sweet pad if put some time to spruce the place up.

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HEY YOU

YES YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW AND WHY IS IT NOT PRAISING JAHIN-SAMA!?

>>76552723
drunk shitposters be like >>76552710

YOOOOO THIS FIGHTS PRETTY FUCKING LEGIT

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>shaky cam in anime

STOP

STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

>>76552752

You Are Umasou on Toonami when?

Kakashi and Kakuzu are like twins because their names both start with a K and wear masks.

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Ino has a lovely rack.

reminder Kakuzu went 1v1 with the first Hokage and managed to walk away from the fight

not even fuck Madara could do that

>>76552705
>making fun of the consumer

they pretty much own us now

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>>76552623
Because Kichi like kubo had no idea how to tell a compelling action story past a point. So instead of actually going batshit insane with things he just got kind of bland and dumb. There are spots of insanity here and there. Also some interesting fights and moments but its at the cost of what was once an interesting story.

Fucking wrestling moves up in here!

>>76552757

Every good shonen needs useless sideline characters.

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Just a reminder its going to be like 5-6 more episodes before its Super Sayian Time

>>76552722
And it only get used two more time in the series one time of which is pretty cool and creative

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>Hand to Hand Taijutsu
>No long range DBZ level jutsu spamming

>The villains are more likable than most of the protagonists
>The B characters are better than the main cast when the show focuses on them
>Even the Kharn worshipper is entertaining

>>76552789
Yes I am you fucking Parasyte loving pile of shit I hope you get aids and cancer for liking such cancer I fucking hate you you fucking fucker

>>76552734
How did the Uchiha not take over the word with this?

>>76552752

>mods
>doing their job

Have you even been to fucking /aco/ or /d/? They're a bunch of sorry fucks who can't do shit right.

>>76552782
No money to run with. She's out at least.

>>76552550
Naruto is good at time it just was too long of series. they must be over 300 episodes.

>>76552792
I'm wishing i could do lewd things with Monica Rial.

>I don't hide in the shadows, I become them

Edgy

I'm having trouble fapping because of this fucking fight

>>76552726
No, mean the Pain he was controlling. They're separate people but one entity.

Shikamaru's a g

>>76552518
>>76552752
they fried me yung eem the teacher was dyin

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>>76552811

Doesn't Shikamaru's family own that forest?

>>76552828
>No long range DBZ level jutsu spamming
Sounds like you're going to enjoy the final arc then.

>>76552815
Boneman, thanks for your knowledge. What would happen if we put both of them in one room?

>>76552850
Seriously, Shippuden is usually my time to get ready to go to bed after One Piece, but this is actually the most Shippuden has retained my interest since it began.

I am going to come right out and say it

I miss Inu-yasha

Why do they run like that?

So now that he's possessed, why doesn't fat man just turn that fag's head into juice? How come they don't take the scythe and fucking hide it somewhere just in case? Now that there's only one, why doesn't useless girl possess this string fag?

LOTSA SPAGHETTI

>>76552552
its the one time my boy Shikamaru gets some shine.

>>76552854
The multiple bodies of Pain are corpses being remote controlled by those black rods. They aren't even zombies, they could have been manikins for all it mattered.

>>76552804
>shaky cam
>soft focus
>weak outlines

This episode is pretty close to making me vomit.

>>76552492
WHY JESUS WHY!? I mean, I'm happy for her, but damn. First Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, then Laura Bailey, now her? Why are all my favorite VAs taken?

>>76552833
Edgy I need to prove myself to you bullshit

Maan Kakuzu could of been so awesome, and they kill him off

Naruto should be hijacking this battle anytime now

Kakuzu is 31 years old

>>76552850
Just close your eyes nigger, just walk away from the screen

>>76552891
Everyone's a Sonic fan.

So if immortality isn't real how did Hidan survive having his head cut off?

>>76552833
The power also literally makes them stupid and insane.

>He fought the first hokage
Was that ever shown later?

>>76552882
nigga you must be drunk as shit lmfao.

>muh kagome

>>76552901
because women only have to say yes.

>"i don't have immortality"
>"i just use other peoples hearts to keep my going"

isn't that technically immortality, where you don't die and live forever long

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WAIT A MINUTE

IS THIS THE SAME ANIMATORS FROM GURREN LAGANN EPISODE 4?

THE FART SMELLER EPISODE?

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>>76552813
Throw in Kabuto and you got the KKK

JUGGALO MODE, ENGAGE

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>actual tactics in Naruto

RIP Shikamaru

Like master, like student. Can't have him taking up the spotlight when the show is called NARUTO

So they're fighting KISS right now, right?

>>76552919
No.

>>76552933
he's trying to subtly say he can be killed, it's just really fucking tedious

So basically he gets aids powers

>>76552915

NIGGA WHEN YOU PRAISE JASHIN THE RULES OF THE WORLD DON'T APPLY TO YOU

>>76552893
This is the same writing that says Shikamaru's a genius while in his chunnin fight, he wore all his gear identically to everyone else, so when they copied his movement he couldn't keep the fight from being a mirror. He had to do all that bullshit about them being closer to a wall so they'd hit their head when all he really needed to do was wear a knives on both sides of his body.

I kind of wish the anime made a filler or a movie about Jashin. Hidan's the only one who talks about him, and once he's gone it's never mentioned again.

Would have been a better twist Final Boss than Kaguya

>>76552933
I suppose an immortal couldn't really be killed, while kakazu is basically admitting his heart(s) can be destroyed and kill him

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>>76552901
It's all a conspiracy, the NHK are trying to take away our 3DPD waifus in order to drive us to suicide.

>>76552902
Wouldn't taking over the word be the best way to prove yourself?
>>76552919
Nope. Kakuza only has memories.
>>76552911
97.
>>76552916
So how brain dead are they?

>>76552664
just a few times

>>76552946
>Can't have him taking up the spotlight when the show is called NARUTO
Remember that when we get the two years of Sasuke.

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PRAISE JASHIN

>>76552944
Fucking Sharigan how do they work?

>3 drops no bigger than a plate
>making that elaborate a symbol

No.

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OH NO IS SHIKAMARU KIL???

Don't let him draw the circle, god dammit.

>all this edge

>>76552930

Damnit. I can't get in contact with any females I knew from my childhood.

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Rate this episode of naruto.

Whats the name of this song?

That was actually a REALLY good episode.
Not just for naruto, but for battle anime i general.

>>76552196
>>76552082
We were best friends from childhood. When we were both hitting puberty and I was starting to develop feelings for her, she moved halfway across the country. She came back a few times and I spilled my spaghetti, she made it clear she wasn't interested. She did eventually move back, but I had fallen out of love with her by then and don't think I'll ever have a shot with her.

>>76552748
that is a good one

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>Stealing hearts for decades to prolong his own life
Is Kakuzu Ansem?

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>you now realize you have been aware of Naruto for over 10 years

Has anyone here ever gone through an embarassing Narutard stage? Like running with your arms behind you and shit?

Where were you when Shikamaru is kill?

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2Spooky

This ending theme sounds a lot like TIP TOPS from Eureka Seven. And this fight will probably be better than anything we see from Naruto ever again.

>episodes ends right before the Fire/Wind combo

Aww c'mon. That shit was fucking crazy when it debuted.

>>76553005
Blue perfectly describes it

Why are they just standing there letting the villains show off?

Like fuck you're giving Hidan like two minutes to do that circle.

>>76553005
Purple

>>76553005
Gold as FUCK

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HELLO SIR DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JASHIN-SAMA?

>>76553005
gold obviously

>>76552965
Well you're in a bit of luck
Current naruto fillers have them fighting hidan as kids

>>76552952

For years, he always looked familiar, and now I know why. Thanks.

>Full ending

Why can't you do this every week Toonami

>>76552991
>taking the hearts of people you've killed to prolong your life
>being able to survive your head getting lopped off because you pray to a certain god
>the amount of blood it takes to make a symbol on the ground is unreasonable

No.

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>>76553005
GOLD

>>76553005
Gold

>>76553007
"Long Kiss Goodbye" by HALCAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUjNvEFCT6w

>full ending
wait, what?

>>76552893
no shut up that would make too much sense

No seriously, they all cool gimmicks but they never use them properly save for this moment and a few others
They wouldn't be having problems if they didn't practically just stand there and talk and wait for that kids shadow power to run out

>>76553016
I always liked Neji's gimmick.

>>76553005
Solid Gold

>>76553016
>Friend who owns and wears a leaf village headband.

anyone have an id on the ending song?