/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>76549571
why does all of 4chan hate SU

nth for singing while crying

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>>76549640

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>flockdraw more like clusterfuck

>>76549619
The Fandom is pretty annoying.

5th for weed is for niggers

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I think fanon consensus is that Yellow Diamond is Dio, and White Diamond is Ragyo.
Any ideas for Blue?

>>76549619
Because "muh tumblr boogeyman"

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We really need pics of everyone making the lewd hand gesture. We especially need to see Garnet blush over someone making the gesture.

>>76549619
Because they haven't watched it and think it's a gay progressive lgqtbbq tumblr dyke show

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# for Pewey

>>76549608
No it literally doesnt. I get there's perception and opinion and this, but then there's abject correctness. A stop sign doesnt say go just because you want it to or because it's subjective.

Rose's Gem look much more like a Pink Diamond then a Rose Quartz

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>>76549666
amethyst is perfect

>>76549619
>all of 4chan
>is currently in a general on 4chan anpit tje sjpw

>>76549619
SU is like the miniature horseland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqp3W-b12k

REMINDER THAT GIANT ROBOTS EXIST TO FIGHT

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Peridot betrays Steven next year. No redemption.

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>Peridot "Pearls aren't real gems" Gem
>Peridot "Amethyst is defective" Gem
>Peridot "Destabilize every fusion" Gem

Taking a request or two so because I don't know what to do with myself and I'm home all by myself again like I am every day.

>>76549691
Cmon you know Pearl rolls fatties daily for Amethyst

>>76549619
most of 4chan is comprised of idiots. idiots hate what they don't know/understand if they can make even the most contrived connection to something they don't like.

I need a Pearl how much are thay

>>76549736
She's too short.

>>76549619
it's popular thats most of it

>>76549788
lapis abuse

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Girby.

>>76549788
stevonnie kissing peridot on the forehead

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Ready tor dbz super tomorrow

>>76549619
Annonying fanbase.

Akin to Homestuck, Pony, Naruto, and Undertale.

Retards who can't control themselves. I still don't understand why they haven't just converted /mlp/ into UNWANTED FRANCHISES where you dump any show or game that's fans gets too out of control. At least that board would be worth a laugh in and could also teach the more retarded fans SELF CONTROL if they want to be returned to civilized boards.

>>76549792
Pearl is too pure for such degeneracy, but I'm sure the fat purple slob indulges in it.

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>>76549734

No, it doesn't.

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>>76549847
More like Gayby.
Cause she's a gay baby.
Gayby.

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posted for various post responses.

>>76549874
Is... is that Mr. Satan?

>>76549619
Site war types who assume that because tumblr doesn't hate the show, it must be bad

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Someone explain how lion isnt pink diamond.

1. his true name is unknown since he was named lion by steven
2. lion summons the sword weapon not rose
3. he is a gem beast as he was seen eating a small gem monster
4. he knows were rose's armory is hence he knows more about rose then any of the other gems
5. he is extremely powerful able to walk on water and teleport anywhere
6.too many episodes about him for him to not be a major character

also wtf is this Multiple correct solutions required - please solve more. shit

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>>76549788
>Peridot
Tron Bonne

>Pearl
Roll

>Steven
Volnutt

Tron and Roll doing their usual cock hunger duel while Volnutt is in the background sweating and concerned because he doesn't like them fighting.

Preferably in big robots.

>>76549819
#TRIGGERED

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>>76549691
I'm high as hell and I made some guy angry on the internet

Top night

>>76549912
Peridot, you're shitposting wrong.

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>>76549788
This but steven Pearl and Peridot

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>>76549799

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>>76549788
Garnet doing a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial.
>Because it's a fusion of cereal and toast?

>>76549874
>shark_jumped.jpg

>>76549928

nah dude, that's Hulk Hogan with a full head of hair.

>>76549932
No visible gem you fucking retard

>>76549928
nope, that's Mr. Saiyan

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>>76549730
>Stick to one thread (unless other is image hit and on post page 8+)

Oh, I see. You're a faggot. You almost got me to agree with you, but you showed your hand to early.

>>76549982
>nothing could possibly be under his mane
>nothing at all...

>>76549736
Why was Lapis able to maintain her form when her gem was broken/corrupt when the other bubbled gems turned into monsters?
Why is she the only one with a last name? Does that mean she is unique or is Lazuli like a specific grade of lapis or something like that?

Apparently Amy could be as large as Rose, if she knew the template better.

>>76549932
Episodes are dedicated to him because he serves as a way for Steven to see parts of Rose's life

>>76549980
Ebin joke, Steven

>>76549982
its under his mane?

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>>76549980
Really Steven? Please don't insult Mr. Hogan like that.

>>76549783
Why are you trying to push "Gem" as Peridot's last name? She doesn't have a last name, and the one you picked is just stupid.

>>76549932
corrupted pink diamond

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Alright before I download it, so how shitty is the quality of the Too Far leak? I'm guessing it's just some shitty phone recording and not worth it.

>>76550046
>Rose Quartz
>Yellow Diamond

>Full names of gems

>>76549934
>Volnutt
>not Data
I've never heard his name as Volnutt

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>>76549734
If we're bringing this into the new thread, I made an image for this shit.

Rose's Gem clearly looks more like the majority of Pink Diamonds than it does cut Rose Quartz.

And even aside from that, we have the fact that Rose is the odd duck among the 3 potential quartz we've seen thus far (amy, Jasper and the hologram soldier).
>Rose has many more powers than them and Steven has yet to show any sign of going sonic ball like amy/jasper.
>Her hair is not only a different, more refined shape, but also a whole different tone, a pure, rich pink whereas the others all had pale hair
>Rose is overall round and her common dress, even in war, was apparently a dress, not a soldier-like outfit in the slightest.
Those aren't necissarily proof that she's a diamond, but rather proof that she is different from the quartz that so far have all been similar.

On top of that is the usual proof of the existence of Pink Diamond and Pearl's pink Diamond outfit.
And the fact that the only things that make sense with the swapping of Homeworld symbol is either if Rose was Pink Diamond and couldn't be replaced, or if Rose killed Pink Diamond and she was removed from the symbol due to that.
If Pink Diamond wasn't Rose and was pro-rebellion, there's no reason the Gems would have never mentioned the fucking goddess that helped them rebel.

>>76550049
>a life that pearl doesnt even know about

pearl is obsessed with rose and he does things pearl cant even fathom

Enough of this shitposting lets disceuss how gem society is fucking retarded.

Labor done by living organism becomes pointless once you have FUCKING MACHINES TO DO IT FOR YOU. Heck the fucking gem society could just use robots as warfare but they prefer to use other gems because WHY NOT.

Robots would render all forms of labor and even bureucracy pointless so there is only one explanation. The gems themselves are futuristic advanced machines.

>>76550021
The point is to avoid shitposting. /sug/ turns into turbo cancer when we cannot post images and have nothing to do but bait for 2 hours waiting for the slow as fuck /co/ board to drop the thread from 8 to 10

There is no reason to wait. There is nothing relevant or important in the bottom half of /co/ worth preserving so having a POSSIBLE two /sug/s up isn't a big deal. Since the other is a dead husk.

Hell they could just auto sage every /sug/ and we'd be golden. No one cares about being on the first page and then the threads would actually die by the time the image limit was hit.

Is /sug/ going to get 555555?

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>>76549702
We don't have a lot of information of Blue Diamond. There's been some speculation that Blue Diamond is Lapis, the Gem from the lighthouse, and/or the moon goddess from the Sea Spire.
Until we get more, I don't think we're gonna have a good meme.
If I had to give you an answer right now, though, I'd have say Dr. Manhattan.
She doesn't seem to like Gems or human or like interacting with Gems or humans as she i the one Diamond we have nothing or almost nothing to speculate on.
And being a Diamond likely means being grossly overpowered.

>>76549619
>Why do some people not like this show that I obsess over and try to shove in their face?

Gee, I wonder

>Greg and Rose go on a date
>Pearl tries everything in her power to sabotage it
>inadvertently makes it a much better experience

>>76549619

Basically it's popular and the internet is all about hating other things before you try it.

I have a friend who also browses 4chan and when I suggested he watch Steven Universe he told me he heard it was "the next mlp". Since the show's so much about love and stuff I can see some people having that kneejerk reaction. Having watched both shows however SU blows MLP out of the water

Lastly, I think being on /co/ causes some problems as well. Since this is comics and cartoons crammed together some people who really like Batman and stuff really hate Steven Universe because crying and friendship and gay. I think it's bullshit but eh

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>>76549788
Peridot getting hugged by Armstrong while looking terrified.

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>>76550118
Megaman Volnutt you silly willy.

The image is to capture Tron and Roll working on SCIENCE but still combative. They are both hungry for some mega dick and try to outcuck each other throughout the games. There is just no image with all 3 that shows this tension and can be posted on a blue board.

>>76550130
They autosaged them during the hiatus if they were feeling generous :(

>>76550021
He's right, sticking to one thread is fine and easy, we should only makea new one if we hit the image limit since we have a lot of draw fags here, myself included.

We also don't have to not post generals when the show goes on hiatus, no show really does, especially if it's a recent show.

>>76550112
Preeeeetty shitty to be honest. Just wait for the episode.

>>76549726
Literally the only character worth the dicks

>>76550126
Governments don't switch to technological warfare because they value the lives of their soldiers, they switch to technological warfare because it does a better job of killing the other guy. Gems are as effective as technology, so the Gem government makes use of them. People are cheaper than war machines.

>>76550137
i do not think blue diamond is lapis.
blue diamond uses ice powers not water

since they confirmed you can order speical pearls maybe lapis is blue diamond's pearl? could explain why she wanted to go to home world so badly too see blue diamond but she wasn't on home world

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>>76549571
daily reminder

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>>76549872

>>76550194
Best way to deal with /sug/

Allow us to exist so we don't make a dozen threads a day that need pruning and anger tons of anons who bitch about ti in other thread. While keeping it out of sight and out of mind. No one can bitch about an autosaging /su/g on page 7.

The real issue is the image limit. We are fucking image fiends. Making us auto sage would work perfectly because we'd hit cap around the time we 404'd. So a new /sug/ can rise without being basically sticked at the top of the board.

>>76550112

It's pretty good all said and done. Audio is clear enough sans one or two brief lines, and the cam is relatively steady for a phone

It IS missing 30 seconds near the end, at a part that's basically the climax however. I think the episode is still watchable, you get the important character moments

>>76550137
there is no way the left diamons scattered around like that if they are so powerful

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What the fuck? Why does Peridot still continue to treat Pearl like shit in Too Far when at the end of last week's ep they were getting along?

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Read the pebble to filth Peri

>>76549666
>dat poil

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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

>>76550293
Dot is still a Dot.

>>76550079
I can't think of anything appropriate, faggot. Let's see your imagination work some magic.

>>76550250
>every thread, this guy makes the image limit one picture closer than necessary.

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>>76549783
Just say Peri "Ain't afraid of no cluster" Dot

>>76550293

Watch the leak and find out lol

>>76549571
Wait, what leak? I haven't been here for a thread since Friday morning Pacific time.

She'll go back over to Yellow Diamond but then betray YD for Steven. Jasper is going to do the same thing too.

>>76550143
>"And if...she falls...in love tonight... it can be assumed..."
>"Her carefree days with me are history"
>"In short my Rose is doooooooooooooooomed."
>*breaks out crying*

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>>76550338
just for that, have another

>>76550293
Peridot is a cunt.

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Hooray for Lapis!;_;

>>76550046
Gems probably react differently when they become cracked. She didn't lose her form but she did lose some of her powers. We would need to see how another gem reacts when cracked to gauge what is supposed to happen, or whether Lapis or Amethyst is a special case. Being cracked and being corrupted are different things. Also,
>Rose Quartz
>Yellow Diamond
I'm not saying she's Blue Diamond but she isn't the only one with two names. It's just the commonly used name for the rock.

>>76550226
Thats just the thing some of the gems are not even people they are just tools, there must a seperate part of gem society where people just spend all their time being hedonistic idiots and following culture or some shit.

>>76550338

Cunts gonna be cunty, I guess.

>>76550345
>Peri "x" dot
I'm retarded. Thank you, anon.

>>76550354
Nevermind, I'm an idiot who can't read.

>>76550354
A camrip of the comicon presentation.
It was cute how the crowd sang the theme song.

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>>76550176
This fam. /pol/ was shitting on it for weeks and I just accepted it was turbo SJW bullshit. Fat chubby purple HAES, large as fuck black nigress, pasty white tall lanky cross dresser, fat little jew kid.

Honestly this show is a liberal paradise if they wanted to push that message. Instead it is just a good show with insanely well done music and backgrounds and endearing characters with a metric fuck load of love injected with no real degenerate message. I want to gas all muzzies and think we should whip taco breathers back into their own shithole but I love me some mother fucking Steven Universe.

>>76550137
>>76550283
We don't know much about either Blue or White, but at least with White we have the Pyramid which seemed very dedicated to her (to the point where I still think the Gem is White herself, but it could just as easily be some white supporter)

Meanwhile, with Blue, we know both less and more as we have almost literally nothing to go off of her as far as depictions go, but we at least have Lapis, who is clearly a Blue loyal Gem.

And yeah, Lapis isn't Blue Diamond. That's just plain stupid.

>>76550354
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x398lzb

So, in the Pearl episode Peridot informs the Pearls are decorations, in the Amethyst one that Amethysts are a highly regarded Quartz warrior caste.

Next up she'll reveal about Rubies and Sapphires?

>>76550293
she respect a poil with some knowledge on engineering

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I see it now /sug/. We new more lewds. Giant Woman lewds. With Giant Woman prizes.

>>76550046
>is Lazuli like a specific grade of lapis or something like that?

No. What? No. What would give you that retarded idea?

Lapis Lazuli is the name of the stone.

>>76550137
>>76550234
>>76550283
I don't think Blue Diamond is Lapis or the lighthouse Gem either, guys. I was just listing different possibilities that other people have came up with.
I don't think we've seen any trace of Blue Diamond throughout the entire show, other than those symbols at the arena and the spaceship that show the colors of the Diamonds.
I think that Blue Diamond leaves very few traces of her existence, if any traces at all, because she doesn't concern herself with the affairs of humans, rebels, or the rest of the Diamond Authority. She would rather forget her own kind and just keep to herself. That is why I compared her to Dr. Manhattan.

>>76549783
>>76550345
>Peridot, Peridot, can't you see? Pearls and Garnets need to hang from trees.

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Peridot's going to get branded as a traitor for stopping the Cluster, isn't she?
>"B-but I was stranded! I would have been destroyed with the planet!"
>"I don't recall your safety being pertinent to the experiment."

>>76550383
Most humans would do that too, if they were in a position to get away with it. You could kinda say that gem society is written as a dark mirror of human nature.

>>76550409
What a heartwarming tale of how even racists can like SU

>>76550477
why would yellow diamond send help?

rose fucking REKT the other diamonds and yellow is a giant PUSSY

>>76549718
And to be fair it really is but it's also pretty good

Tools:
Builders
Fighters
Governors
Entertainers

Non Tools:
Gems outside of this.

Imagine gems having parties all the time.

Its interesting that all gem caste are just slaves to hedonistic assholes. OMG its just like humans.

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>>76549982
DID SOMEONE SAY INVISIBLE GEM?

>>76550409
/pol/ack here. This anon is right.

Show's still a guilty pleasure of mine, but he's right.

>>76550112
>The first scene begins
>Audience begins snickering in anticipation
>Garnet walks on screen
>Fans begin loudly shushing each other to hear what happens next, but somehow get even louder
>Garnet turns her head to look at Peridot
>Several fans in the front of the audience start literally shaking, and begin to hyperventilate
>Her lips open
>The entire crowd leans forward with mouth agape, and an incredibly loud inhale is heard throughout the room

"Fusion."

>"YOU GO GIRL!"
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"OMGOMGOMGOMG"
>Clapping, crying, wooping, cheering, and screams for ten seconds
>It literally repeats every time a character says anything entertaining

Watch it anyway, it's worth it.

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>>76550460
You're forgetting the mystic LORE nugget mural anon.

Literally the only things we have confirming Blue's existance currently are this mural, which seems to depict that Blue fought Rose on Earth directly, and Lapis's existance as a blue supporter.

Likewise, all we have of white is this mural and the Pyarmid itself, the alter/inner sanctum of which was clearly designed off of the mural depiction of White.

>>76550523
Rose didn't really wreck anything except the Gems and humans that followed her. Homeworld ultimately won by dooming Earth with the Cluster.

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Same as it ever was.... same as it ever was

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>>76550449

>>76550440
Rubies are menial coal miners. Sent to very hot worlds or deep deep down into planets where the tempuratures fuck with other gem's body. To harvest or prepare it for a budding Kindergarden

Sapphires are cognitive engines. Set up in patterns to analyze mass amounts of data either as living super computers or generic but high throughput data processors. As a result some are prone to future sight. Being able to analyze the factors so well they can predict likely futures around them.

Both are weak, mass produced, unremarkable gems.

By themselves

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>>76550450
>"The name's Lazuli."
>"Lapis Lazuli."

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>>76550409
>fam
>/pol/

>>76550409

I'm kind of with you, I had friends who were super big into MLP and when they tried to get e into Steven Universe I thought it was going to be the stupidest shit ever. I had heard that it was full of SJW bullshit and I didn't wanna watch a show about learning lessons about being nice. I only gave it a shot because a friend came over one night with beer and finally wore me down enough I gave it a try

Now I think it's honestly one of my favorite cartoons of all time. Heck all the stuff I thought would come across as weird or "too SJW" was just interesting character stuff in the end.

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>>76550540
TELL IT TO FUCK OFF!

>>76550409
>it has love!
>gas and kill!

>>76550614
Sapphires are computers, they can run multiple simulations of probalities that is extremely accurate that explains why Sapphire was so cold and rational.

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saturday night bro's and lesbros
where the fuck are all the poils ?

>>76550569
For most of human history, depending on the culture of the victors, enemy combatants on the losing side in a battle who had surrendered and been taken as a prisoner of war could expect to be either slaughtered or enslaved

is lapis a pow?

sounds like she is

>>76550624
>Implying niggerbabble isn't ironically popular on /pol/
/pol/ack here, he's legit tbh fam.

>>76550624
I know it is retarded but I cannot help myself. It is an ironic meme too tasty not to nibble on.

Amethyst is a Quartz and outranks everyone on the team, and in Homeworld society she would be leading despite her small stature instead of a side character.
I really want this to be the reason for Steven Vs. Amethyst. She's never had a chance to see what Homeworld life was like, just all the negative stuff she's been told. Grass is Greener stuff, Yellow Diamond promising status and respect, (and it's not a lie, like so many stupid shows try to pull to make her seeing the light easier, she really does get royal status for betraying the team)

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>>76550723
Here you go

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>>76550723
Don't worry, Anon. Got some grade-A classy Pearl for ya.

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>>76550723
How's my volume?

>>76550614
But Sapphire can also fly, run super fast, and use ice powers

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Hey bro, you mirin?

>>76550624
smh smd tbh imo fam

ironically using ebonics is normal on /pol/.

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what the hell did pearl say at this part? the autists were too loud

>>76550440
Sapphire is an aristocrat

>>76549619
b-b-buh tumblr likes it so that means its a bad show!!!

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>>76550723

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>mfw I'm super into both tumblr the game and tumblr the show
I used to be a /v/irgin, what's happening to me
crossover related

So Peridot fucked up the drill?

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>>76550723

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Fake episode plots /sug/ lets a gogo
>That episode where Ronaldo showed Lars the wonders of hentai
>>76550600
This pleases me who remembers Harney and the Krustal Gems?

>>76550813
>ebonics
It's called nigger drivel, you fucking kike

>>76549702
DIO!mond

>>76550801
And Ruby can melt everything around here like a smoldering melted out reactor. What is your point? Ruby is also likely incredibly durable for a gem her size. Just have not seen it yet but would go with her theme.

>>76550781
>>76550792
>>76550799
>>76550837
>>76550854
were getting somewhere

Why is the thread filling up with a constant stream of tiny repost images?

>>76550844
She was angry Amethyst sempai's was angry at her after she tried to shill Amethyst

>>76550868
peridot learns about the american civil war

>>76549890
but that's not a rose quartz... image name you obviously wrote yourself notwithstanding

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Why is Steven so cute

>>76550882
I grew up with everyone treating ebonics like an insult on the same level as niggertalk and spicspit.

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>>76550919
And we shall continue to go where no Pearl lover has gone before!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROSE QUARTZ IS NOT PINK DIAMOND

HER NAME IS ROSE QUARTZ

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So who's up for some love?

>>76550885
Ruby are warriors obviously she has the mentality of a savage.

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>>76549965

>>76550930
>That very special episode when Peridot let slip an unfortunate racial slur

>>76550885
Ruby melting shit and enduring extreme heat would be useful for her labor tasks though.

Sapphire's powers of flight/ice/speed don't match with her being a computer.

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>>76550998

>>76550868
>That episode where Steven sent money to a kickstater to make a new type of mustard gas

>>76550944
Why is Steven so /fit/?

>all this Pewey
Love it. Love everything about it.

I'm still holdin' on to my completely unfounded crazy belief of Nanomachines Dewey vs Yellow Diamond.

>>76550816
Garnet says says she blames the cows

Pearl says, "No, It's fine, It's fine" then on to the part that isn't being blocked out by screaming americans

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>>76550998
this is terrible art and the concept all together.
pewey fags suck ass man

>>76550137
>implying any Diamond is on Earth, except maybe Pink
This is like LOTR fans claiming the Arkenstone was a Silmaril. If it were that important, nobody would have given a shit about Sauron's ring, including Sauron.
Lapis was not treated like royalty by other Homeworld Gems, quite the opposite. You'd think someone would recognize Blue Diamond if they saw her. Lapis' gem isn't even in the right place.
The lighthouse Gem is even more baseless. Literally just because it's blue, and an almost black blue at that.

>>76550982
WELL THERE WAS OBVIOUSLY SOMEBODY PINK AND IMPORTANT AND NOW THERE'S NOT
CAN YOUR SCIENCE EXPLAIN THAT

>>76551041
>being fast
>cold and calculating
>not matching a computer
anon...

Gemtek computers don't use AMD processors and have eliminated heat. In fact with sub-fractal processing it is an issues of being able to operate near absolute zero that is the biggest factor.

>>76551013
Nah I see them more as blacksmiths.

She could use her glove as hammer, heating the metal herself.

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ruby's heat resistance would be useful for digging close to the core

>>76551103
lion

>>76551041
>Sapphire's powers of flight/ice/speed don't match with her being a computer.

Computers run better at lower temperatures, faster processors are better, and levitation is both thematic for a clairvoyant and extremely useful in general.

>>76551073
She's taking it well considering she's doing a lot of work and having others fuck it up.

>>76550982
Yes, because there are NO stories where a wealthy aristocrat, tired of the injustice of their society, abandons the trappings of royalty and joins the commoners, taking a new name and fighting for justice.

>>76551063
He has been getting progressively less fat as fuck since the very beginning. I don't know if it is art style change or on purpose. I am a nervous paranoid fuck about everything in this show since they typically and regularly call back on hints given 40 episodes past.

>>76550944

Looking pretty thin there Steven.

>>76551041
Gems tend to have random powers for no given reason.

Pearl can control clouds, and sand. Garnet can generate electricity. Amethyst has that spin dash thing and his hair shooting. Rose has a fuckton of random powers.

>>76551137
Did you not notice the part where she screamed in pure frustration with a dramatic zoom out of the barn

>>76550944
I'm jealous of Connie.

So, were Gems naturally occurring, or where they designed by someone? They clearly reproduce artificially, but where did they come from in the first place?

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>>76551124
I have never seen this theory before, and I am very intrigued.

>>76551154

it's because Amethyst is eating almost all his food.

>>76551127
LIONS A MALE


MALE GEMS DONT EXIST


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76551183
taking it well as i said.

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>>76550450
she needs a name

>peri is now a canon nickname

>>76551063
He has his own gym on the beach.
Home gym master race.

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>>76551146
there has never been any story about a friend carrying on their leader's memory

simon = rose

>>76551206
Oh man, I am so sure that they were originally created by some sort of progenitor race, likely organic, and may be why Rose was so protective of humans. If gems are immortal (if not invincible) she and the other diamonds may well have been made by them directly, many thousands of years older than any other gems

>>76551192
No kidding, what the fuck she'd do to get a man as good as Steven

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There was nothing more arousing than Pearl being manhandled by other gems like the weak, worthless thing she is

>Peri/Amy shippers crawl out of the woodwork
eh, at least people won't be shipping amethyst with pearl anymore.
pearl is worst gem

>>76551237
The writers probably know the names that fans throw around, and make a point to fit in as many as they can.

>>76551237
*wwalks into thread*

its is me
peri
https://artedepaula.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/the-myth-of-amethyst-20/

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>>76551218
male gems are cannon bro

>>76551206
They are probably the result of some silicon based humanoid life figuring out how to only exist as their brains(crystal cores), think of it this way the energy they release from their core is then transmuted into a matter like state. Its the equivalent of humans shapeshifting with their brains intact.

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AIN'T NOTHIN GONNA STOP THIS SENSATION

YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD VIBRATION

BABY YOU'RE SUCH A TEMPTATION

>>76551260
Hm! The first explanation of "Rose is not pink diamond" that I could actually see.

>>76551260
but then steven would be, like, gimmy.
and nobody would watch a show about gimmy.

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>>76551173
>>76551063
So is Steven canonically getting more fit, or is it a slow design change to avoid upsetting fat people, because he's clearly been getting thinner these last few episodes.

>>76551208
Eh, they seem like they would just use magic to do any forging they need done. Considering their strength they don't seem like the type of race that would needlessly hammer metals into products, but rather, they would just heat and shape it with gem magic.

>>76551177
Garnet's electricity isn't random, it comes from combining heat and cold.

>>76550982
Pink Diamond is a Fusion of Rose Quartz and the rare sentient armament Metal Gems. In her case, Bismuth. All the Diamonds are Permanent Fusions.

Blue Quartz and Gold.
Citrine and Lead
Milky Quartz and Antimony.

>>76551154
Mixture of both.

I don't want Steven to go fully skinny though.

>>76551287
dude YD is like 3 or 4 times a pearl size.

She toward Jasper, who towers over garnet.

So YD is like half a sardonyx

>>76551289
>worst gem
faggot pls go away. no such thing as best or worst gem.

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is this the cutest pearl face?

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>>76551260

>>76551290
They would have boarded this episode in like, January, around the time Peridot was first introduced... I don't think she had a nickname for a while after that

>>76551338
friction causes lightning you asstard

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>>76551334
He canonically is
Guess something triggered and he realized he needed to lose weight
I'm proud of him

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>>76551289
I disagree

>>76551308

Shapeshifting != default form.

>>76551344

I hope he ends up looking like Young Greg.

Also why is his hair a jewfro when no one in his family has one?

>>76551275
Diamonds are made of carbon, as is Earth's organic life. That could make the Diamonds the oldest Gems. Of course quartz is not made of carbon, so has to have been produced cheaply later for some function. In light of this, Rose probably never came into contact with the Gem gods.

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>>76551289
>yfw Pearl gets paired up with Lapis

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If you see this while posting you have been visited by the sleeping peridot of redemption
You have been blessed with good dreams and a short hiatus but only if you comment "Sleep tight, Peri"

>>76551206

From the grace of the Holy Spirit

>>76551334
Amethyst looks thinner too.

It's the storyboard artists.

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>>76551287
This thread could use some more "oppressed servant Pearl who secretly enjoys being used sexually"

>>76551226
Autistite.

>>76551290
Episodes are finished months in advance of airing. I very seriously doubt the crew is using fan nicknames instead of incredibly obvious nicknames for the characters.

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>Didn't even hesitate to watch the leak
>Need to wait even longer to get my fix
>We might be hitting hiatus
I fucked up, fam.

>>76551226
I quoted the wrong post....>>76550449

>>76551391
Sleep tight, ominous triangle at the foot of my bed.

>>76551334
>I got RIPPED in 2 years thanks to FIGHTING SHARDS OF SPACE ROCKS

>>76551376
heh, notice the 'not a source of nutrition' note in the bottom left of the frozen breakfast

>>76551287
I still don't get what pearls are for. Peridot said they are servants, yet they are used for high status? and made to look all pretty and stuff?

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>>76551391
Fuck you Peri

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>>76551084
>Literally just because it's blue, and an almost black blue at that.
Eh, I don't believe it either, but there's actually a couple other bits to that theory
>Lighthouse Gem was the only gem to remain active after being "poofed"
>Lighthouse gem was in the lighthouse basement. The lighthouse is on the head of the Temple. Lighthouse Gem was literally digging out of the Temple's head.

Then there's the weirdness of Pyramid Gem and it's potential to be White Diamond
>Unlike any other corrupted gem thus far
>The pyramid seemed to depict the whole war
>the alter holding the gem was designed similar to the White diamond mural figure, which itself was within an inverted pyramid
>The alter literally smiled at Steven when he grabbed the gem

Of course, how and why they've been on Earth so long doesn't make sense with the Homeworld still using the 3 symbol, aside from the "in rememberance" excuse.

Unless the Pyramid was a recent thing that occurred within Steven's lifetime, which would explain Rose not dealing with it herself and it being Steven's first serious mission as the Gems just took him on it as soon as possible and didn't let slip that it was an immensly important thing

>>76551173
>>76551063
>>76551334
>beginning of show
>Steven is annoying, useless, and fat
>show progresses
>Steven is sometimes annoying, helpful, and starting to get skinny
>end of show
>timeskip
>Steven is charismatic, a great fighter and person, and is full on bear mode
Sucrose confirmed for hating fat people.
Sucrose confirmed for best.

>>76549878
>Undertale

How the fuck. Is it even a month old?

Despite the audience, it was a good episode.

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>>76551408
No reason to fear my nigga, we in this together

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>>76551127
OH SHIT

>the internal cooling has failed!
>WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS CLODDY PLANET!
>I need to do this
>No no! Sto-
>*poof*
>Ruby slams a red button and the entire gem party is jettisoned in the aft part of the core driller, now rocketing to the surface the hull still a super heated angry red
>Ruby what are you doing?!
>Heh, don't act like you don't know. You got the most beautiful eye after-all
>Sapphire begins weeping as peridot mentions even her gem cannot survive the Core and Cluster's combined heat
>IThat isn't exactly right you tiny greed lapdog... I can survive it long enough to drive this thing right down the center of the Cluster's heart
>Please Ruby don't do this we can come back we can get you please you have to come back I can-
>You know I have to do this. More then anyone. I'm gonna miss you Sapphire. I'm going to miss my laffy taff-
>commission cuts out as the drill impacts the Cluster's primary gem and a massive implosion of poofing and hexaliner thermionic reactions turns the center of the planet into a cascading micro sun

>>76551382
I hope he looks like Greg, but with an even sicker mane and some kind of white suit over Greg's old black star shirt.

>>76551408
I think I prefer Pearl with a circular head now.

>>76551391
Sleep tight, Ominous triangle at the foot of my bed.

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>>76551385
>thinking Rose isn't Pink Diamond

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>>76550193
GOODBYE MOONMAN, I SAID GOODBYE MAN MAN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liEHDMrnUcc

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>>76551289
nice try faggot, look how happy she is to be around pearl

>>76551469
Arm Candy that holds your stuff.

>>76551499
It's infected everything, believe me.

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>>76551334
He's getting thinner and eating less shit.

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>>76551469

>>76551218
>Lion is male
Says? Most children don't know the precise scientifically accurate name for differing genders between the same species. Besides you can still call a female lion a lion in laymans.

And then Peridot was gay with everyone. Because space rock logic.

>>76551402
>tfw you googled it because you didn't get the joke

>>76551584
MANE
A
N
E

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Why is Peridot best gem? What do you like most about Peridot?

>>76551557
Badmouthing Undertale is pretty lame. You're just asking for a bad time doing that.

>>76551518
So she'll be the one to drive a van into it's heart?

>>76551528
what do you mean?

>>76551469

like a show dog. but a show dog that can carry your stuff too.

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>>76549571
I'm liking peridot more every episode she so dam cute mang

>>76551469
Pearls are like beautiful women that do alot of mundane crap for you and their worth is below that of a human being so you can treat them like shit anytime you want.

>>76551616
I actually like Undertale though

>>76551575
Kid's going bear mode.

>>76551553
she's hiding despair. Nobody can stand being around Pearl. She's just the worst.

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>>76551532
>Think Rose QUARTZ is Pink DIAMOND

>>76551609
She's adorable and lovable without being forced "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME IM NANAKO" tiers or trash.

>>76551338
>>76551370
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piezoelectricity

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>>76551576
Oh she knows. She was Rose's sex slave

>>76551469

Like a prized poodle for a snobby high class slut.

>>76551518
So she killed herself and possibly fucked up the worlds core instead of launching the Cluster into space, letting it reform and letting Steven befriend it like the lovable goofball he is.

Truly, that gem is worse than Yellow Diamond.

>>76551206
gems were create by a more advance race as self functional AIs, were their information and process were stored inside gems, naturaly they overcome their creators and with the technology to increase their number they become the dominant race

>>76551667
>Replying to yourself.

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>>76551609
Peridot is best gem because she a cute and she understands the natural hierarchy of things.

>>76551206
Naturally evolved rock people WITHOUT hard-light bodies, pocket dimensions, or free energy sources, who modified themselves in a manner analogous to human cyborgs, until the actual rock part could be tiny and hibernate indefinitely, giving them an unbeatable advantage in space colonization at the cost of needing much more resources to reproduce.
Either that or snake people designed them.

>>76551628
I was used to Pearl's head being oval-shaped, but ever since the last episode, I think her head being a rounded circle suits her better.

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>>76551391
No! Off the bed! Bad POWidot! POWidots do not get on the furniture!

>>76551532
>>76551667
>Garnet is a Fusion 2.0

Please let this be settled by the end of this season. I don't know how long this kind of bickering can go on.

So if there was any lingering doubts about Peridemption last episode they're basically gone at this point right?

The big question is if she'll die or not

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>>76551667
See
>>76551339

She's half of who Rose Diamond was.

>>76551667
Honestly, is this trolling? Why do people have such a hard time believing that the name Rose Quartz was a pseudonym used to indicate her rejection of her previous royal status?

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>>76551475
no you dont get it

what are pyramids used for in real life?

hint its the burial place of rulers

white diamond was trapped against their will

rose imprisoned all the gems who were aligned with home world and force them to power cool stuff for fucking up earth for so long

rose is NOT the bad guy though she is basically a police woman locking up warcriminals

because really you cant kill a gem unless you shatter it and thats mean.. prison is the most humane way because rose loves life

>>76551532
Didn't Peridot kind of rule this out with her explanation of how quartz are?
>Big
>Strong
>Warrior class
Rose is a big girl.

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>>76551683
With a woman that big, anyone would be her sex slave.

>>76551609
She's obnoxious and pitiable.

And she doesn't get away with it

>>76551643
Originally I hated her and her fans but after this episode I'm beginning to warm up to her

>>76551287
I think Pearls are more worthless than weak. They seem to be made for hard tasks their owners don't want or can't do. Peridot is awfully weaker compared to Pearl yet she still feels superior. A Pearl must be some kind of hard labour servant or even an attack dog.

>Jasper, Rose, and Amethyst are all quartz
>Jasper and Rose are huge, Amy is supposed to be huge
>amethysts are commonly made from jaspers, so Amy being a smaller version of Jasper makes sense
>J&A are clearly offensive types, while Rose has defensive and support abilities
>A Quartizine Regiment was likely a mixture of Jaspers, Amethysts, and some form of ranged quartz unit all commanded by a Rose Quartz who would give orders from behind her shield and perform frontline triage via healing tears

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>Pink Diamond suddenly Rose Diamond

Why are people doing this

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>>76551752
For you

>>76551715
Gems were made by advance space Gorons?

How long could each Gem last on 4chan before having a breakdown? Pearl, Amethyst, Peridot, Garnet, Steven, Rose, Lapis, Jasper, fusions, and YD?

>>76551715
If they were rock people then that means their rock bodies would have to somehow make them lose consiousness so I think they would base their existence of gaining energy from other rock life and if they run out of energy they fucking die. Bio organisms die from not having enough flesh to build but rock organisms die from not having energy to maintain their consiousness.

Rock organisms would expend alot of energy just doing things so they would need to eat other rock organisms alot just to stay alive. Their bodies have flowing energy circulatory systems that power their rock organs or some shit

>>76551370
That's literally what she says in the Guidebook, calm your tits

>>76551683
>She forces Pearl to join her and Greg

>>76551408
YOU LIVE WITH IT!

>>76551621
Garnet's entire existence has been too reliable and too dues ex machina for it not to be fucked with besides a couple having a SINGLE fight over being raped.

She is the strongest
She is the largest
She is the leader
She has future fucking vision
She is one of the few existing perma-fusions
She is made of Love

She is prime fucking meat for tragedy. She is too perfect and too solid to be unfucked with and nothing would be more moving then a lover giver up their life for their family and true soul mate?

>>76551809
Gorons are just gems in the zelda timeline.

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>>76551792
do it right or dont do it at all

>>76551773
pearl was only stronger than peridot because she has trained her own self to fight for thousands of years, she isn't a normal pearl

>>76550799
damn I've always wished I had a sweater just like that

>>76551745
I'd agree with this, except for two problems.

1. The Gems had no idea what was up with the Pyramid, meaning they clearly didn't build it. In fact, with how the energy schwoops into the Gem after steven removes it, it seems like the Gem itself built the pyramid

2. Why are they suddenly deciding to bubble it instead of leaving it in the much more protective pyramid if Rose set it up like that? Note this was before any of the crazy shit went down.

>>76551773
Pearls are not meant for hard labor or as an attack dog. Pearls are servants, trophies, and sex toys. Their strength is for mistresses who like it rough.

>>76551812
We don't know anything about YD.

Pearl wouldn't last. She'd be disgusted.
Lapis wouldn't use a computer
Garnet wouldn't give a shit
Jasper wouldn't understand and give up immediately
Peridot would try to fit into the threads but come across as a shitposter
Amethyst would be the only one to browse regularly
Steven is 10

>>76551830
Fuck I want this

>>76551553
Amy with truly "I got fucked like a dog in heat and feel asleep exhausted, sweaty, and filled with cum" hair is absolutely doing thing to my opinion of her.

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Big Guy!

>been reading mid-tier fanfiction to stave off the emptiness the hiatus will bring

help me, /sug/. Are there acceptable space rock fics aside from Tourmaline? I'm about half-way through and it's ok

>>76551862
in fact, she is quite fancy.

>Sugar shows episode at comic-con knowing it will be leaked
>cuts 30 seconds of it

SHE HAS US BY THE BALLS AND JUST CONTINUES TO SQUEEZE AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT.

>>76551858
Don't you see? Yellow diamond is what happens when you repair a Goron knife, one time too many.

>>76551847
>Sapphire gets crushed by A Bad Guy after garnet gets split
>After everything is over, Ruby just walks into the ocean and isn't seen again
>When leaving, she isn't even mad, for once, just silent and broken, signified by the ocean not being boiled away directly paralleled to the pool in Keystone Motel

>>76551878
except garnet had the key to the pyramid

>>76551812
3 hours

>>76551786
People have always done this.
It's just that some people have recently discovered it rustles people when it's mentioned so they're in full excrement posting mode.

>>76551912
peridot only called her fancy because she wasn't wearing normal pearl attire

Just caught up with the last episodes after a long absence.

What do people think of Peridot?

>>76551902
I've never laughed so hard in my life

>>76551912
We need an official list of available factory options, as well as available after-market accessories.

>>76551786
What do you mean suddenly? This debate's been going on for fucking ever now. Especially since Sworn to the Sword confirmed a Pink "Diamond".

>>76551774
Jasper and Amy are also just like the Hologram soldier from Pearl's war flashback thing.
But again, they're greatly different than Rose. rose isn't even just defensive. She's got defense, attacking power and CRAZY PLANT CONTROL.
She's clearly not like the quartz.

>>76551812
Depends on the board m80. Like, Peridot would be right at home in /pol/ or /g/, but would probably go crazy on /r9k/.

>>76551812
Pearl would be disgusted
Amy would lol
Peridot would get trollbaited to oblivious
Steven wouldnt understand anything
Rose would be laughing at how stupid humans are
Garnet wouldnt give a shit
Jasper would get angry and break the computer
Lapis would never use a computer

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>>76551891
>tfw peridot

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>>76551734

>>76551970
dickhead that is only there to serve as character development for the crystal gems

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>>76551608
Sup

>b-b-but that is just hai-


So is a mane. Gems imitate humans. Or human imitate the Creators that made us both. Fuck it. Point is it is only skin deep and a Lion Diamond may be technically male but still capture the essence of a male lion since they don't have actual fucking lions.

>>76551956
Well in Pearl's defense, most Pearls are kept naked for their entire existence.