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>"Say Uncle" DL Link:
>HQ DL Links for Season 1:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
>"Story for Steven" preview:
So, how is Attack The Light?
Does it have a lot of depth to it, or is it a relatively short game?
I have hope that it'll be a good experience, but it costs less than a shitty Arby's sandwich, so... yeah.
Is anyone enjoying Attack The Light?
LET GO FOR IT AGAIN
You can pass a WHOLE day with a Gem, a Fusion or a human character. You can Do whatever you want, even the lewdest shit.
How do you approach him/her and what you intend to do?
>Rose is the only to see Greg play
>She saw him out of curiosity (And love of terrible metal)
>Gregs dreams while dead were smoothed over by Rose
>Greg never truly mourned his musical loss
>Rose died. Greg is crushed. He no longer has her to fall back on. Greg looks upon his life with regret and shame; upon all of those opportunities and good chances that he's had in this life that other people won't even get.
>Greg is constantly blamed for his wife's death and isn't even allowed to live a normal life with his son
Greg is suffering
Nah, that's alright.
It's basically a mobile Paper Mario game without any stickers.
When they planned they crossover episode, maybe they thought fans would be talking about the potential blow-back from Horror Club. Little did they know we would shrug our shoulders and move on.
When will Pearl shapeshift?
Can Pearl shapeshift?
Can someone replace pearl in the pillow with
Quite enjoyable, very reminiscient of Paper Mario.
I've been doing a completionist run and am currently at 4 hours of play time and about 66% done with the game (that's an estimate).
I wouldn't say there's a ton of depth, you could probably get through the whole game with just attack/heal. But it does require a bit more skill compared to other RPGs. Missing a defend prompt can be devastating.
Basically, if you do it right, you won't need to grind at all.
That said, it's pretty much entirely a dungeon crawler. I wish there was more to it than that, but the gameplay is pretty good and whatever bit of the Gems we get it is great.
For $3 it's definitely worth it.
>Story for Steven
>No Jack Black
He would have been an awesome cameo.
So which gem do you think Mr Gus shipped his OC do not steal with?
>Missing a defend prompt can be devastating.
>mfw I miss a defense prompt against a giant scorpion twice in a row
>hey that Uncle Grandpa crossover was actually pretty fun, better than expected for sure
>I wonder what the internet thinks
>people saying the opening bit with Uncle Grandpa dressed up as Rose was "transmisogynistic"
I need someone to explain that to me. Not just "lol tumblrfags disregard", I need to understand the mental olympic-level gymnastics that caused people to arrive to that point, especially since there wasn't even a comment like "EW GROSS ITS A MAN" or shit like that.
Someone please help me so I can at least try to pity these people.
>Wait what is Data doing down th-no, shit, he's smiling, that's not Data, that's-
I sometimes feel so dumb that I miss stuff in this show.
I didn't realize that the Big Donut logo wasn't just a part eaten donut, it was also a stylized B on a chubby D. It only twigged when I saw Lars was on his sinking ship. D'oh.
>, especially since there wasn't even a comment like "EW GROSS ITS A MAN"
They believe they presented the punchline for the viewer to come away with that. "Ha you thought I was a woman due to my dress but I'm actually a wacky gross man!"
They didn't consider the context that it's not about Uncle Grandpa "being a woman" but about him being a particular person who HAPPENS to be a woman.
It's kind of like if a Japanese improv group put on brown make-up for a skit about President Obama. You're going to have people calling them racists for 'blackface'.
Pearl. I'd approach her with a laptop and a notebook and spend the day learning all I could about gem technology. I'd also ask her to build some stuff for me or grab something out of her room so that I could give it to somebody qualified for research.
Gotta get all that science so that humanity can avoid getting fucked by angry alien space rocks.
I need more Connie.
I also want an episode centered around Connie, like 10 minutes of her and Pearl doing things around beach city.
Also Connie in bikini lying on the beach
Fact: If Uncle Grandpa was a shota or it was an anime, tumblr would probably eat the show right up
The Many Faces of Pearl
They take offense to anything and everything, regardless of context. Especially regardless of context.
See pic related, artwork for a Magic the Gathering card? What do you think is happening in the scene?
The aftermath was that Wizards of the Coast issued a public apology, told the artist he could keep his job if he made artwork depicting a powerful woman of color turning men into pigs for a card, and they changed the offending artwork for any medium it was used in.
Tumblr just takes a passing glance at something and then actively tries to find something offensive about it.
Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?
>Giant Realistic Flying Delicious Brown Tiger Waifu
If Say Uncle was a two part episode, and we could have seen some other characters in it, who would you have liked to see in it? Ronaldo seeing the bizarre visitors could have been fun.
I just sit quietly in a corner and watch her do cool tech stuff
Maybe offer her some of my mountain dew, to which she'll shoot me a disgusted glare and then continue to ignore me
Best day ever
Uncle Grandpa is like Santa Claus (literally his brother), everyone knows him.
Wumboth for Steven Jr. x Pearl
>powerful woman of color turning men into pigs for a card
Do you have a picture of it?
Ronaldo would have been fantastic. Pizza Steve and the cool kids would have been okay.
>Not annoying her with queries and furiously taking notes on her activities
You are a disappointment to the scientific community. Do you hate both science and humanity?
Would I have to face any repercussions for my actions afterward?
You got it.
Help me /sug/. Help me understand why young Greg is so hot. I got this same strange feel with Connie. This art style shouldn't be making me heat up, but it do.
It's making me pretty fucking happy.
Like some sort of Creamsicle Sabretooth.
>that fucking pic
I don't usually watch the previews for episodes because think they spoil it, but god DAMN I'm tempted. Is that really Greg?
Just from that picture alone I'd pay to have him fuck me.
relationship goals: garnet
>How would you take that as rape
Man holding down a woman with his leg between hers.
I'm not saying I agree but that's clearly why they thought that, for some reason they think all domination by a man is "rape" even if the domination is just to precede a basic murder.
For some reason murders don't offend people, it has to be rape.
>All day every day
>I'd say some parts of that clip are a Space Dandy shout out but seeing as these episodes are usually made a year in advance I doubt it...
>yfw Greg is an AU Dandy.
God I want her to snu snu my pelvis into powder.
>PSG x SU crossover
Oh God yes
This is a a complete lie.
Triumph of Ferocity was never reprinted, and there was no apology. The article was mocked for being ridiculous.
Curse of the Swine is a completely different card.
Jaspidot or Jaspis?
Case by case basis. Characters like Satsuki and Connie would look shitter with short hair.
That's the point. You really couldn't think of it as rape unless you were forcing it.
Also, knowing the backstory of the characters, rape was the last thing on his mind. The dude was cursed by the chick and wanted it lifted or kill her trying.
>Triumph of Ferocity was never reprinted
Doesn't mean it didn't get new art.
Connie did nothing wrong!
>You actually hit me!
>Do it again.
Connie is god-tier material for fandoms. Much better than shitty shipping.
is there any reason that the U.S. military didn't flip out when A) alien invaders were discovered in their territory and B) a giant alien hand crashed into the planet?
this universe must be really weird
Man, Magic 2015 might have has a lot of flaws but some of the decks you could make were still hilarious.
Green/Black milling deck with Spider Spawning and Elder of Laurels was just hilarious.an 88/89 token with trample and reach on the tenth turn.
She's god-tier material for breeding.
well yeah it's a cartoon, but if you're trying to get muh lore into this then you try to find some sort of background to decisions made, and the lack thereof by any government or military
That doesn't even make any sense though, a headcanon can't sink a ship since it's just one person's fanfiction bullshit and no one else would care so the ship would be fine.
Awful, awful joke, ruined the entire crossover.
I really liked the crossover episode. All my initial skepticism stemmed from the fact that their universes followed different rulesets, and that UG wouldn't make sense in the context of SU.
But one of the first lines he says is "Don't worry kid, none of this is canon." And I think that's genius. It immediately put to rest the concerns of the clashing universe rulesets and trying to justify things that don't make sense using SU's universe's logic, because it no longer exists. It doesn't matter what happens, UG has full creative license because the episode exists outside the continuity of SU and so the episode can follow its own ruleset. I just thought that was a really innovative way to immediately shut down most of the people who weren't crazy about the crossover.
Also, what was you guys' favorite moment from the episode? Mine is "'This doesn't seem very safe.' 'Don't worry kid, I'm wearing a helmet.'"
It's a completely different Earth. The government and military aren't the same. Perhaps this world is much more peaceful because of the gems influence, no heavy military presence.
They're colored story books for adults. Even Goosbumps is more captivating and at least choices didn't take 6 hours to get to and actually matter. I hate them and would rather just watch something or read a manga or a book.
Thousands of small rocks and asteroids pelt the earth every year. Thousands of aircraft move through US airspace, and we're on the heavy-traffic East Coast. Gems have been around for thousands of years on earth, Sugar and the crew themselves have said that basically nobody notices them.
What you're talking about is a machine that, as far as we know, probably gives off no radiation, has no real detectable means of transport, and which nobody called them on. It was destroyed over a backwater town, and even with how many people saw it as a wreck the CGs are cleaning it up and most people wouldn't believe them or care. We know Ronaldo has a piece of it, but we also haven't heard from his blog for a bit.
So I tried out this Hunger Games Simulator: http://brantsteele.com/hungergames/reaping.php
And I used Steven Universe Characters (Also some Sonic and some of my own)
>Sour Cream kills Peridot for her supplies.
>Sugilite cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
>Greg kills Pearl while she is resting.
>Suspendisse severely injures Mayor Dewey, but puts him out of his misery.
>Jenny kills Peedee as he tries to escape.
>Zeena dies trying to escape the arena.
>Ronaldo kills Jenny while she is resting.
>Ronaldo overpowers Buck Dewey, killing him. >Suspendisse ambushes Centipeedle Mother and kills her.
>Kiki strangles Ronaldo after engaging in a fist fight.
>Mr Smiley unknowingly eats toxic berries. >Surrexit sets an explosive off, killing Onion.
>Suspendisse severely slices Greg with a sword.
>Kiki severely slices Amethyst with a sword.
>Puffer Fish forces Surrexit to kill Lars or Rose. She decides to kill Lars.
>Connie silently snaps Zomom's neck.
>Zik shoots an arrow at Opal, but misses and kills Rose instead.
>Big Bird bashes Zazz's head against a rock several times.
>Yellowtail kills Surrexit with a hatchet.
>Steven goes on a rampage, killing Garnet and Opal.
>Amethysto falls into a pit and dies.
>Carbunculus spears Steven in his abdomen. >Lion severely slices Puffer Fish with a sword. >Suspendisse accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
>Zik overpowers Kiki, killing her.
>Yellowtail shoots an arrow into Connie's head. >Lion strangles Zik with a rope.
>Carbunculus spears Yellowtail in his abdomen.
>Sour Cream and Carbunculus threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
>Sadie stabs Zor in the back with a trident. Lion silently snaps Zavok's neck.
>Big Bird bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
>Sadie poisons Lion's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies.
>The winner is Lion from District 3!
Mr.M briefing was to engage if A) CG need backup
B) if a civilian is killed C) his daughter is in danger.
Observation is the primary objective, we still do not know the magnitude of the threat, compromising in this stage will be not only ineffective but irresponsible.
I wonder if the secret gov have gem drones or gem artifact.
my favorite part is when peals reaction to having her head be taken off then put back on
I enjoyed Pearl's funny looks, but she was acting rather strangely. All that big head action. It's like a flanderized even more cartoonish doppleganger Pearl. Where was the real Pearl in that episode?
>he's essentially omnipotent. By entering SU's world nothing else mattered.
That's what I'm saying, is that the established rules of Steven Universe don't fit UG. Saying "oh well that doesn't matter because he's omnipotent" is the same stupid excuse as a child who uses the "nuh uh my guy has a shield that can block all attacks and also he can stop time and kill anyone with a single punch" statement in a game of pretend. Even if I "conceded" and said that yeah, sure, UG gets to exist in SU and it's totally canon because he's God. That still doesn't make it good writing.
However, like I said, this is all negated by the fact that UG said the episode was non-canon, which removes any inter-show rule discrepancies.
We can only hope.
The gemsona, mainly because that gemsona had been posted on a tumblr a few weeks before the episode and I figured it was just an autistic roleplayer.
Sugilite's gonna fuck shit up
The one true wife.
The worst part is, Lilliana is an incredibly powerful spell-caster, she may be pinned, but she is literally getting ready to uppercut him with evil fire magic.
Additionally, there is a counterpart to this card, Triumph of Cruelty, which the art shows the female character here aptly dominating and pinning the male character with bondage magic and standing over him. No issues about THAT though, because female on male rape is a myth.
And not for the satisfaction of a woman eating raw eggs whole, but the fact that she hates eating.I wanna sit there and watch as she forces down each egg, disgusted yet compelled to eat on.
I think it's a pretty casual thing to want.
So how old do you think Greg is? How much time did he spend with Rose before she bought the farm? Not the actual farm that Greg owns, I mean when she died.
>tfw Amethyst eats your fucking breakfast
... are you BLIND, NIGGA?
IS YOU RAY CHARLES???
YOU NEVER NOTICED ALL THAT BIG HAIR FROM BEFORE???
I would shoo her out with a fucking broom
Jasper can eat whatever she wants though
Obviously Pearl doesn't respond well to the fabric of reality being toyed around with. She likes it when the rules are being followed.
Also the writers like making her overreact.
Look into your heart, and you know it's true, Finn gave up his girlfriend for a wet dream.
What is it with ladies and rock musicians?
>I would definitely play an SU Zelda game
There's too many color that aren't green in this thread. Post best color.
Long hair isn't exclusive to hair metal tho, I was hoping he'd be into hard rock at least.
But then again LMDMVIYH is kinda power ballad-ish, so I should've seen it coming.
Nevermind, I'm a faggot
That anon wasn't lying. In fact he's being way too accurate.
Fire & Frost is the episode name, and horny little boys is its... bane.
Then he gets cucked by Cinnamon Bun. No, we're still not lying. Watch Red Throne.
But anon, everyone knows that
Finn is the worst
Caps like this used to make me mad. I used to think that /pol/ was right and that tumblr would ruin western society.
Then I realized they're just stupid. Really, really stupid. I could write a novel on how wrong to blame someone about a characterization of THEIR creation because it offends your own idea of that character. But honestly, who cares?
This shit is hilarious.
That motif is so old it was written about by Homer.
All it takes is a fake threat from a fortune cookie to get him to turn on his friends.
And the time he didn't take out the trash...
Living with UG is an exercise in surviving a neverending series of nightmares.
>All it takes is a fake threat from a fortune cookie to get him to turn on his friends.
But the fortune cookie was right.
There was that episode where he woke up on the wrong side of the bed and turned evil, but that was Pizza's Steve's fault.
That's intentional, the comic was based off of the story Greg told Steven back in Laser Light Cannon. The preview just proves it happened exactly as he said.
I literally was rolling on the floor from the Gems' reactions to Uncle Grandpa.
"That's not my baby!"
So what does /co/ think of the SUxUG crossover? I...kinda liked it, actually.
>dat "don't worry none of this is canon"
>pearl a neurotic wreck over everything
>garnet jumping right into punching things
>amethyst not giving a shit about anything other than herself
>UG making tons of references to their world being fictional
>CC assuming he's some dangerous reality warper
>lizard guy making his own gem oc that's basically himself
>realistic tiger photo and lion getting along
>none of it was taken seriously
Is this indicative of Uncle Grandpa's usual quality? Because this was great.
I feel like a slightly deeper version of Mercedes's voice from Dragon's Dogma would be perfect for Jasper.
And cinnamon bun somehow becomes not retarted, and now wants to give Flame Princess the Doughy D
Finn's "dad" didn't know he existed and immediately fucks off when Finn finds him
Oh and Finn lost his virginity to LSP
I need to stop getting so hot and bothered over Jasper. It's unhealthy at this point.
>see with eyes unclouded by hate
Hope you all enjoyed the crossover /sug/. You're all welcome to join us four our diminutive equine shindig tomorrow.
Shame Hasbro didn't move the show to CN after the Hub failed. Could've used some crossovers ourselves.