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I AM A COMET Edition

Last Thread: >>70884444

>"Say Uncle" DL Link:
https://mega.co.nz/#!0A5RGQLK!5ZD_zZx7SeSD6rKSWcoUUK7Uh6S-R7GxU64kdaqD_Jk

>HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg

>"Story for Steven" preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utULCVro9kk
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>>70888794
>Earring
Why does the fandom keep trying to paint Steven as gay?
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GOOD MORNING!
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>>70888794
first for Hot Greg is Hot
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xth for Steven.
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first for best gem
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The crossover could have been alright if it wasn't for that transmisogynistic "joke"
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MR. UNIVERSE
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Xth glorious Murdercock
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nth for dorito

>>70888844
Nice tripdubs
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>>70888825
>Steven
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>>70888825
>Steven
nigga, that's Greg
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So, how is Attack The Light?

Does it have a lot of depth to it, or is it a relatively short game?

I have hope that it'll be a good experience, but it costs less than a shitty Arby's sandwich, so... yeah.

Is anyone enjoying Attack The Light?
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>>70888844
>transmisogynistic "joke"
if you're legitimately this Skeletarded, see a doctor.
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>>70888864
People seem to like it. It's apparently worth the price.

Also:
>Buying premade sandwiches
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LET GO FOR IT AGAIN
You can pass a WHOLE day with a Gem, a Fusion or a human character. You can Do whatever you want, even the lewdest shit.
How do you approach him/her and what you intend to do?
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Do I begin the dump again?
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>>70888864
I've really enjoyed it so far. It's just a simple collecting loot, solving simple puzzles, fighting gem monsters kind of game. I would recommend it.
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Mr. GusitexJasper when
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>Flying CDs

I want to say 90s grunge but he looks 80s rock.
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>Three piercings on his left ear and one on his right
Greg confirmed bisexual but leaning towards heterosexual
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>>70888826
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>>70888864
It's a small game, but has a fair amount of depth to it considering. There's a fair few different plastyles that work.
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>>70888300
>Rose is the only to see Greg play

>She saw him out of curiosity (And love of terrible metal)

>Gregs dreams while dead were smoothed over by Rose

>Greg never truly mourned his musical loss

>Rose died. Greg is crushed. He no longer has her to fall back on. Greg looks upon his life with regret and shame; upon all of those opportunities and good chances that he's had in this life that other people won't even get.

>Greg is constantly blamed for his wife's death and isn't even allowed to live a normal life with his son


Greg is suffering
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>Uncle grandpa episode was bad but not absolutely terrible
better than I expected
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>>70888902
Nah, that's alright.
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>>70888864
Is it worth getting an android emulator to play on my PC? Not gonna have a phone for a couple months. Am I missing out on any DEEP LORE?
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>>70888864
from what i've seen on youtube, the game is simple and fun
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HA just got the joke
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>>70888901
"Yo, Amethyst, wanna score some chicken fingers and watch Trailer Park Boys all night?"
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>>70888902
It depends on what kind of dump it is, fuckface. We can't lust over fictional feminine rock aliens forever.
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Any gif of young Greg hairflipping?
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>>70888794
Daily reminder that Steven farted.
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>>70888864
It's basically a mobile Paper Mario game without any stickers.
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>>70888864
I'd really like to get it but google is adamantly refusing all attempts to give them three dollars
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>>70888794
>young Greg
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>>70888920
I don't know what's more depressing this or Grunkle Stan's unforgettable line...
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>>70888937
did you get that it was a HEAD cannon that sunk it?
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>>70888923
Better than Jail Break.
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>>70888928
Aight
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>>70888937
When they planned they crossover episode, maybe they thought fans would be talking about the potential blow-back from Horror Club. Little did they know we would shrug our shoulders and move on.
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When will Pearl shapeshift?

Can Pearl shapeshift?
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>>70888974
oh god deepest lore
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>>70888970
>Grunkle Stan's unforgettable line
Which line was that? I haven't watched GF since Blendin's Game.
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>>70888794
Greg and Rose had a baby when Greg let himself go. So they pretty much spent years together before having a child?
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>>70888970
Wubalubdub? Wait, wrong show...
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Why is he so perfect?
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>>70888944
I would smooch and face to face cuddle her naked, use me as a matress as she pretend sleep
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>>70888987
Thanks for offer tho.
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>>70888990
Can someone replace pearl in the pillow with Murdercock
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>>70888974
Jesus Christ.
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>>70889013
But he isn't.
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>>70888949
Show me a ten year old that doesn't do that every two minutes.
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>>70888864
Quite enjoyable, very reminiscient of Paper Mario.

I've been doing a completionist run and am currently at 4 hours of play time and about 66% done with the game (that's an estimate).

I wouldn't say there's a ton of depth, you could probably get through the whole game with just attack/heal. But it does require a bit more skill compared to other RPGs. Missing a defend prompt can be devastating.

Basically, if you do it right, you won't need to grind at all.

That said, it's pretty much entirely a dungeon crawler. I wish there was more to it than that, but the gameplay is pretty good and whatever bit of the Gems we get it is great.

For $3 it's definitely worth it.
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>>70888794

>Story for Steven

>No Jack Black

He would have been an awesome cameo.
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>>70889044
I do it every ten minutes
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>>70888844
The joke wasn't "haha it's a man dressed as a woman"
It was "You thought it would be Rose, but it was me, Uncle Grandpa!"
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>>70889044
This was the first time Steven's ever done it. And it was glorious.
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>>70888991
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We are diamond dogs
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>>70889051
Stop that.
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So which gem do you think Mr Gus shipped his OC do not steal with?
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>>70889047
>Missing a defend prompt can be devastating.
>mfw I miss a defense prompt against a giant scorpion twice in a row
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>>70889098
Rose
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>>70888864
Playing it right now. Really good for 3€ but yet a little ripetitive
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>hey that Uncle Grandpa crossover was actually pretty fun, better than expected for sure
>I wonder what the internet thinks
>people saying the opening bit with Uncle Grandpa dressed up as Rose was "transmisogynistic"
>mfw

I need someone to explain that to me. Not just "lol tumblrfags disregard", I need to understand the mental olympic-level gymnastics that caused people to arrive to that point, especially since there wasn't even a comment like "EW GROSS ITS A MAN" or shit like that.

Someone please help me so I can at least try to pity these people.
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>>70889071
I need more Opal.
I also want an episode centered around Opal, like 10 minutes of her and Steven doing things around beach city.

Also Opal in bikini lying on the beach
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>>70889096

>Not liking Tenacious-D

Shit taste.
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>>70889084
>Wait what is Data doing down th-no, shit, he's smiling, that's not Data, that's-
AW FUCK
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>>70889133
>I need to understand the mental olympic-level gymnastics that caused people to arrive to that point
Impossible

lol tumblrfags disregard
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>>70889098
the hot one
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>>70888974
I sometimes feel so dumb that I miss stuff in this show.

I didn't realize that the Big Donut logo wasn't just a part eaten donut, it was also a stylized B on a chubby D. It only twigged when I saw Lars was on his sinking ship. D'oh.
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>>70889148
I dont get it
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>>70889177
Data has a brother
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>>70889133
>, especially since there wasn't even a comment like "EW GROSS ITS A MAN"
They believe they presented the punchline for the viewer to come away with that. "Ha you thought I was a woman due to my dress but I'm actually a wacky gross man!"

They didn't consider the context that it's not about Uncle Grandpa "being a woman" but about him being a particular person who HAPPENS to be a woman.

It's kind of like if a Japanese improv group put on brown make-up for a skit about President Obama. You're going to have people calling them racists for 'blackface'.
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>>70888901
Pearl. I'd approach her with a laptop and a notebook and spend the day learning all I could about gem technology. I'd also ask her to build some stuff for me or grab something out of her room so that I could give it to somebody qualified for research.

Gotta get all that science so that humanity can avoid getting fucked by angry alien space rocks.
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>>70889148
>Data/Lore

oh shit, NOW I get it
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>>70889177
Data's brother, Lor.
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>>70888864
Really fun. Gameplay is surprisingly challenging at times, and the number of play-styles you can use is surprisingly diverse.
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>>70889177
Spoilered for spoiling a joke:
Data's brother is named "Lore".
The chart shows the "Deepest" part of the ocean where he happens to be.
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>>70889148
>>70889084
Oh NOW I get it. Nice.
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>>70889139
I need more Connie.
I also want an episode centered around Connie, like 10 minutes of her and Pearl doing things around beach city.

Also Connie in bikini lying on the beach
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>>70889202
deepest lore
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>>70889189
I bet if it was a twink or non ugly man they would be okay with it them being sick fuck hypocrites
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>>70888901
Pearl
convince her to watch tape sabout secret human history
watch shitty horror b-movies
bake pies
lots of pies
fuck her senseless in the middle of flour and uncooked dough
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>>70889218
Well that's never gonna happen. Thank god.
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>tfw trekkies near me
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>>70889222

Lore so deep even Malachite's like "sheeeeiiiit"
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>>70889234

Fact: If Uncle Grandpa was a shota or it was an anime, tumblr would probably eat the show right up
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>>70889250
Star Trek TNG was pretty mainstream as far as Star Treks go, you don't really need to be a Trekkie to know about it.
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Garnet is literally love.
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>>70889268

>Uncle Shota

What!
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>>70888901
Hi Jasp-
>Fuck off.

And then she puts me in a headlock and I cum in my pants.
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The Many Faces of Pearl
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nm7fqaLaGU1squpip_480.mp4
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>>70889284
Lore is a little more obscure, though. He's not common knowledge like Data is.
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>>70889268
Sigh.
I can't stop staring at Mr Gus's junk.
... sigh.
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>>70889133
They take offense to anything and everything, regardless of context. Especially regardless of context.

See pic related, artwork for a Magic the Gathering card? What do you think is happening in the scene?
>tumblr's answer: Rape_____________________
The aftermath was that Wizards of the Coast issued a public apology, told the artist he could keep his job if he made artwork depicting a powerful woman of color turning men into pigs for a card, and they changed the offending artwork for any medium it was used in.

Tumblr just takes a passing glance at something and then actively tries to find something offensive about it.
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>>70889140
I'm not 14 anymore, anon.
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>>70889284
I thought that was Spock 2.0 didn't think name was data...or had a brother named lore..who is lore?
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>>70888996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQgR2K1RAb0
Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just, some horrific joke, without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?
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>>70889312
>That wibbly puppy dog look at the end
Literally exactly the same as Crying Milk Carton.
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>>70889315
that's why it took me a while to get the joke
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>>70889312
Best part of the whole episode.
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>>70889025
someone colored in buff pearl
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>>70889337
Lore was basically Data's prototype who was programmed with much stronger emotions.
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>>70889268
>Giant Realistic Flying Delicious Brown Tiger Waifu
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>>70889288
Gay love, which is real love.
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If Say Uncle was a two part episode, and we could have seen some other characters in it, who would you have liked to see in it? Ronaldo seeing the bizarre visitors could have been fun.
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>>70889381
I would like for UG to kick Greg's shit in.
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>>70888901
Peridot

I just sit quietly in a corner and watch her do cool tech stuff

Maybe offer her some of my mountain dew, to which she'll shoot me a disgusted glare and then continue to ignore me

Best day ever
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So how does steven know uncle grandpa? He recognized him immediately. Is UG a show in SU world?
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>>70889379

cool thanks for the clarification
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>>70888901
I would go with Garnet and fuse with her and stay fused
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>>70889430
Uncle Grandpa is like Santa Claus (literally his brother), everyone knows him.
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>>70889098
Jasper, he needs someone to challenge physically.
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>>70889430
steven probably watches UG
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>>70889430
>oh god look how retarded I am. LOOK AT HOW DUMB I AM!!

b8
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Wumboth for Steven Jr. x Pearl
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post best gem
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>>70889440

Cute amethysts looks cute.
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>>70889327
>powerful woman of color turning men into pigs for a card

Do you have a picture of it?
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>>70889430
As said by Pearl UG is a super powerful, reality warping entity. He can make Steven recognize him at will
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>>70889430
Everybody knows uncle grandpa
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>>70889113
MILF/necrophilia?
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>>70889381
Ronaldo would have been fantastic. Pizza Steve and the cool kids would have been okay.

>>70889412
>Not annoying her with queries and furiously taking notes on her activities
You are a disappointment to the scientific community. Do you hate both science and humanity?
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>>70889466
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>>70889455
check this gunshow
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>>70889454
Nth for Greg Jr. x Pearl.
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>>70888901

Would I have to face any repercussions for my actions afterward?
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>>70889455
You got it.
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>>70889263
WHY IS STEVEN A TUMOR GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM ME
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>>70889493
>Just like in my Ancient Greek epics!
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>>70889516
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>>70889453
Lorefags I tell you.
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>>70889503
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>>70889503
Needs a tiara at least, if you aren't gonna wear the hairband.
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>>70888794
Help me /sug/. Help me understand why young Greg is so hot. I got this same strange feel with Connie. This art style shouldn't be making me heat up, but it do.
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>>70889497
>cow-tit Satsuki
That's just wrong.
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>>70889527
>happy trail
It's making me pretty fucking happy.

Like some sort of Creamsicle Sabretooth.
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Found this a while ago.

What the fuck!?
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>>70888794
>that fucking pic
I don't usually watch the previews for episodes because think they spoil it, but god DAMN I'm tempted. Is that really Greg?

Just from that picture alone I'd pay to have him fuck me.

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>>70889539
It's because ur a faget
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relationship goals: garnet
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>>70889503
you can either choose to keep it up, or go on like nothing happened
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>>70889327
How would you take that as rape
does tumblr think that stab punching someone in the face is sexual in any way
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>>70888974
>Head canon
>sinking ship

Oh god, the more I think about it the more I realize this episode was a whole new level of writing.
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>>70889550
I wouldn't have it any other way
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>>70889527
If she gets any more hair, she'll be a Giant angry Cousin IT.
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>>70889581
stay mad fgt
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Is there a HQ 1080 version of Say Uncle with the ending theme and credits released yet?
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>>70889527
>that bush
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>>70889566
Those are cute.

>>70889583
If I recall correctly, some of tumblr is convinced that rape doesn't need to be sexual.
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Good morning!
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>>70889583
>How would you take that as rape
Man holding down a woman with his leg between hers.

I'm not saying I agree but that's clearly why they thought that, for some reason they think all domination by a man is "rape" even if the domination is just to precede a basic murder.

For some reason murders don't offend people, it has to be rape.
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>>70889539
the power of rock
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Someone edit the promo clip audio into CWC signing the "virgin with rage" song.
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>>70889563
You should watch it, it's 100% young Greg singing about drifting through deep space and album sales.
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>>70889602
needs to be thicker.
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>>70889455
No prob Bob.
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>>70889581
>Short hair
>Not superior
>All day every day
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>>70889602
>>70889633
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>mfw I look like young greg
>mfw people call me greg
>mfw my name isn't greg
>mfw I also play guitar

this show just keeps getting better.
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>>70888794
>I'd say some parts of that clip are a Space Dandy shout out but seeing as these episodes are usually made a year in advance I doubt it...

>yfw Greg is an AU Dandy.
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>>70889640
I'm going to share a secret with you
I fucking love hairy bushes
I would just sunk my face into it and fucking choke on them
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>>70889633
God I want her to snu snu my pelvis into powder.
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>PSG x SU crossover
Oh God yes
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>>70889327
This is a a complete lie.
Triumph of Ferocity was never reprinted, and there was no apology. The article was mocked for being ridiculous.
Curse of the Swine is a completely different card.
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>>70889656
Important question.

Jaspidot or Jaspis?
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>>70889656
>>70889527
>>70889516
>That hair
Holy shittttttttttttttttttt
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>>70889654

Case by case basis. Characters like Satsuki and Connie would look shitter with short hair.
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>>70889312
It's the voice acting I'm more impressed with. It's fucking hilarious.
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>>70889583
That's the point. You really couldn't think of it as rape unless you were forcing it.

Also, knowing the backstory of the characters, rape was the last thing on his mind. The dude was cursed by the chick and wanted it lifted or kill her trying.

>>70889681
>Triumph of Ferocity was never reprinted
Doesn't mean it didn't get new art.
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>>70889656
Is this jasper or gogo cosplaying as jasper?
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>>70889696
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God dammit Amethyst...
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Connie did nothing wrong!
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>>70889724
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>>70889668
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>You actually hit me!


>Do it again.
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>>70889754
Why is this so alluring...
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>>70889455
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>>70889748
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>>70889071
Garnet can summon Shiva using opal.
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>>70889762
This episode was made for reaction images, I swear.
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>>70889754
So how long until shes just covered hear to toe in hair
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>>70889013
Shit. Younger Greg is my husbando.
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>>70889748
Connie is god-tier material for fandoms. Much better than shitty shipping.
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is there any reason that the U.S. military didn't flip out when A) alien invaders were discovered in their territory and B) a giant alien hand crashed into the planet?

this universe must be really weird
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>>70889668
>>70889848
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>>70889860
Thee Words
It's a cartoon.
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>>70889720
Man, Magic 2015 might have has a lot of flaws but some of the decks you could make were still hilarious.
Green/Black milling deck with Spider Spawning and Elder of Laurels was just hilarious.an 88/89 token with trample and reach on the tenth turn.
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>>70889562
Sugar has a sense of humor and good taste
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>>70889860
The US military probably knows not to fuck with gem business.
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>>70889860
The temple has been there for like 5000 years. As far as anyone is concerned the Crystal Gems have always been there and anything they do is completely normal.
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>>70889855

She's god-tier material for breeding.
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>>70889886
Three words
big meaty claws
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Would you play a Steven Universe VN?
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>>70889920
I like this who made it?
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>>70889886
well yeah it's a cartoon, but if you're trying to get muh lore into this then you try to find some sort of background to decisions made, and the lack thereof by any government or military
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>>70889656

>barefoot jasper
I want moar
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>>70888794
Goddamn, Greg was a real fuccboi
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>>70888974
That doesn't even make any sense though, a headcanon can't sink a ship since it's just one person's fanfiction bullshit and no one else would care so the ship would be fine.

Awful, awful joke, ruined the entire crossover.
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>>70889954
VN's are boring
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>>70889920
this looks like something straight out of gravity falls
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>>70888794
I return. Been waiting for this episode since the first synopsis leak.
Will pop in and out because uni but still ... EXCITED
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>>70889860
Honestly, I'm happy to not see the aliens-attack-military-can't-destroy-them trope. It's overused really tiring. Also the one bad part of Symbionic Titan.
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>>70889995

>was
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>>70889954
I think I'm getting too into this show because I actually would.
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>>70890029
RIP
the only explanation, and a probably good one, is that some sort of early treaty was signed that let the gems do their own thing, to not interfere with humanity's development
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>>70889954
maybe, but i wouldn't want to be steven
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I really liked the crossover episode. All my initial skepticism stemmed from the fact that their universes followed different rulesets, and that UG wouldn't make sense in the context of SU.
But one of the first lines he says is "Don't worry kid, none of this is canon." And I think that's genius. It immediately put to rest the concerns of the clashing universe rulesets and trying to justify things that don't make sense using SU's universe's logic, because it no longer exists. It doesn't matter what happens, UG has full creative license because the episode exists outside the continuity of SU and so the episode can follow its own ruleset. I just thought that was a really innovative way to immediately shut down most of the people who weren't crazy about the crossover.

Also, what was you guys' favorite moment from the episode? Mine is "'This doesn't seem very safe.' 'Don't worry kid, I'm wearing a helmet.'"
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>>70889982
It's a completely different Earth. The government and military aren't the same. Perhaps this world is much more peaceful because of the gems influence, no heavy military presence.
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>>70889917
Too bad she never uses either.
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Greg is a bad singer.
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>>70890006
They're colored story books for adults. Even Goosbumps is more captivating and at least choices didn't take 6 hours to get to and actually matter. I hate them and would rather just watch something or read a manga or a book.
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>>70889860
Thousands of small rocks and asteroids pelt the earth every year. Thousands of aircraft move through US airspace, and we're on the heavy-traffic East Coast. Gems have been around for thousands of years on earth, Sugar and the crew themselves have said that basically nobody notices them.

What you're talking about is a machine that, as far as we know, probably gives off no radiation, has no real detectable means of transport, and which nobody called them on. It was destroyed over a backwater town, and even with how many people saw it as a wreck the CGs are cleaning it up and most people wouldn't believe them or care. We know Ronaldo has a piece of it, but we also haven't heard from his blog for a bit.
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>>70890074
UG has no consistency because he's essentially omnipotent. By entering SU's world nothing else mattered.
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>>70890074
It was the best SU episode there will ever be. Is there more episodes like it?
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So I tried out this Hunger Games Simulator: http://brantsteele.com/hungergames/reaping.php


And I used Steven Universe Characters (Also some Sonic and some of my own)

>Sour Cream kills Peridot for her supplies.
>Sugilite cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
>Greg kills Pearl while she is resting.
>Suspendisse severely injures Mayor Dewey, but puts him out of his misery.
>Jenny kills Peedee as he tries to escape.
>Zeena dies trying to escape the arena.
>Ronaldo kills Jenny while she is resting.
>Ronaldo overpowers Buck Dewey, killing him. >Suspendisse ambushes Centipeedle Mother and kills her.
>Kiki strangles Ronaldo after engaging in a fist fight.
>Mr Smiley unknowingly eats toxic berries. >Surrexit sets an explosive off, killing Onion.
>Suspendisse severely slices Greg with a sword.
>Kiki severely slices Amethyst with a sword.
>Puffer Fish forces Surrexit to kill Lars or Rose. She decides to kill Lars.
>Connie silently snaps Zomom's neck.
>Zik shoots an arrow at Opal, but misses and kills Rose instead.
>Big Bird bashes Zazz's head against a rock several times.
>Yellowtail kills Surrexit with a hatchet.
>Steven goes on a rampage, killing Garnet and Opal.
>Amethysto falls into a pit and dies.
>Carbunculus spears Steven in his abdomen. >Lion severely slices Puffer Fish with a sword. >Suspendisse accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
>Zik overpowers Kiki, killing her.
>Yellowtail shoots an arrow into Connie's head. >Lion strangles Zik with a rope.
>Carbunculus spears Yellowtail in his abdomen.
>Sour Cream and Carbunculus threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
>Sadie stabs Zor in the back with a trident. Lion silently snaps Zavok's neck.
>Big Bird bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
>Sadie poisons Lion's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies.
>The winner is Lion from District 3!
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FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT
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>>70889860
Mr.M briefing was to engage if A) CG need backup
B) if a civilian is killed C) his daughter is in danger.

Observation is the primary objective, we still do not know the magnitude of the threat, compromising in this stage will be not only ineffective but irresponsible.

I wonder if the secret gov have gem drones or gem artifact.
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STOP POSTING ABOUT YOUR SHITTY ANIME WAIFUS AND CONNIE AND FOCUS ON HOW HOT YOUNG GREG IS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>>70890074
My favorite moment was UG telling tumblr that they're shit and they should learn to chill the fuck out sometimes.
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>>70890085
And water is wet. You're point is?
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>Young Greg
What in the hell he was HOT
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>>70890074
my favorite part is when peals reaction to having her head be taken off then put back on
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>>70889312
I enjoyed Pearl's funny looks, but she was acting rather strangely. All that big head action. It's like a flanderized even more cartoonish doppleganger Pearl. Where was the real Pearl in that episode?
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>>70890109
>some Sonic
Ugh.
>and some of my own.
Why even post it?
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>>70890121
I prefer older Greg. Also that song really sucks. I'm disappointed.
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>>70890125
I think that was aimed at Gembros.
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>>70890121
>>70890132
Greg has always been hot. You're shit tier for just now noticing.

I bet you thought steven was ugly too.
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>>70889051
That's honestly who I heard when he sang.

Lost my shit when there wasn't anyone at the concert
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>>70889922
>>70890067
This. I bet it's been a universal law on Earth for centuries - "It's gem shit, don't ask."
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>>70889896
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where's the young greg pictures coming form ?
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>>70890101
Not even the plot or lore.
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>>70890155
To be honest it was aimed at every member of the fandom except the kids who just enjoy the show. But tumblr is mostly who it's for.
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>>70889960
go on
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>>70890184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITOFeIszaC4
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>>70890145
I bet IG has better songs.
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>>70890134
fuck i messed up my grammar
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>>70890109
My question is that how the fuck did lion poison Sadie's drink?

He has paws, not hands
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>>70890209
Did you mean UG? Nah.
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>>70890101
>he's essentially omnipotent. By entering SU's world nothing else mattered.
That's what I'm saying, is that the established rules of Steven Universe don't fit UG. Saying "oh well that doesn't matter because he's omnipotent" is the same stupid excuse as a child who uses the "nuh uh my guy has a shield that can block all attacks and also he can stop time and kill anyone with a single punch" statement in a game of pretend. Even if I "conceded" and said that yeah, sure, UG gets to exist in SU and it's totally canon because he's God. That still doesn't make it good writing.

However, like I said, this is all negated by the fact that UG said the episode was non-canon, which removes any inter-show rule discrepancies.
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>>70890195
This is why we need less plot. Kids don't like that shit.
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>>70889954
Whatever happened to that 'date the Crystal Gems' simulation flash game? Maybe someone will make one where you get to fuck Pearl in it
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>>70890205
I wish showed her whole legs,
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>>70890205
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>>70890106

We can only hope.

>>70890074

The gemsona, mainly because that gemsona had been posted on a tumblr a few weeks before the episode and I figured it was just an autistic roleplayer.
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>>70889656
>them thighs
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>>70890234
Yes it does. Name one good song from SU to see how it competes.
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>>70889954
Tony?
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>>70889067
>You thought it would be Rose, but it was me, Uncle Grandpa!
Nice.
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Did Rose and Greg's hair ever get jumbled up when they had sex for the first time?
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>>70890235
It's canon as fuck bro.
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Sugilite's gonna fuck shit up
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>>70890114
>this guy can't into mario and luigi
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>>70890269
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>>70890292
>Greg and Rose
>having sex
>ever
My sides!
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>>70889455

The one true wife.
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>>70890292
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>>70888794
>the only person attending the concert is Rose
>she loves it
fuck this is exactly like that one comic
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>Garnet in jeans

All my yes
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>>70890315
shapeshifting magical vagina is canon, bro
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>>70889583
The worst part is, Lilliana is an incredibly powerful spell-caster, she may be pinned, but she is literally getting ready to uppercut him with evil fire magic.

Additionally, there is a counterpart to this card, Triumph of Cruelty, which the art shows the female character here aptly dominating and pinning the male character with bondage magic and standing over him. No issues about THAT though, because female on male rape is a myth.
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>>70890349
>canon
Nope.
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>>70890205
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>>70889692
Jaspidot has too many syllables but Jaspis sounds like "just piss".

Truly a conundrum.
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>>70890369
It is a myth though.
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>>70890377
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>>70890389
Jaspidot sounds just fine.
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https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5vSGHuLDz2BV0lHeDZ6d21fOHM

If you haven't listened to this yet, you haven't gotten the full SUxUG experience.
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>>70890313
I'm glad SU exists because it has a lot of characters with thick thighs.
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>tfw both the writer and the guitarist of the lapis lazuli song like your cover

feels super good, man.
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>>70890369
not as arousing as I had hoped
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>>70890273
I didn't even know UG had songs. So by default, they're lower than SU.
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>>70888901
pearl
Eating eggs

And not for the satisfaction of a woman eating raw eggs whole, but the fact that she hates eating.I wanna sit there and watch as she forces down each egg, disgusted yet compelled to eat on.

I think it's a pretty casual thing to want.
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>Jasper with a french accent
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G R E G
R
E
G
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So how old do you think Greg is? How much time did he spend with Rose before she bought the farm? Not the actual farm that Greg owns, I mean when she died.
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>tfw Amethyst eats your fucking breakfast
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>>70890444
>inb4 caveman
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>>70890315

Where do you think babies come from anon?
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>>70890434
Sounds like my Saints Row IV playthrough... if I had every bought Saints Row IV.
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>>70890273
SU's songs BTFO any of UGs songs.
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>>70889500
Jaspis
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>>70890315
>Finn
>never getting cucked
My sides
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>>70888794
>hair metal

Really Greg, I thought you were better than that
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>>70890470
Is it butts? Its butts right.
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>>70890141
Watching Steven sleep obviously.
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>>70890475
>transparent dress
Disgusting.
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>>70890315
>Doubting Murdercock
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I hate UG, but he is now my favorite SU character.
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>>70890484
>>>/v/
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>>70890427
>>70890474
You haven't lived until you've listened to UG's songs.
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>>70890503
Good god I want to fuck him.
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>>70890485
... are you BLIND, NIGGA?

IS YOU RAY CHARLES???

YOU NEVER NOTICED ALL THAT BIG HAIR FROM BEFORE???
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>>70890506
He's the only SU character that's not a complete asshole or scumbag.
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>>70890456
I would shoo her out with a fucking broom

Jasper can eat whatever she wants though
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>>70890141
Obviously Pearl doesn't respond well to the fabric of reality being toyed around with. She likes it when the rules are being followed.
Also the writers like making her overreact.
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>>70889312
>this triggers muh autism
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>>70890470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDRmYm6dxw0
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>>70890444

Greg owns a farm? Then why does he live in a van down by the river?
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Now to wait two months for Aivi & Surasshu to upload the music from the episode.
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>>70890518
Look into your heart, and you know it's true, Finn gave up his girlfriend for a wet dream.
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>>70890544
He probably has AIDS.
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>>70890558
>He didn't watch that Uncle Grandpa episode where he was
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>>70890544
What is it with ladies and rock musicians?
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>>70890159

Greg is loser, and his ugly now. While he was young, he was attractive.

And Steven is still ugly until he hits maturity.

Want to fight about it?
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>>70890574
Wait, what the fuck

i haven't watched AT since 2010
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>>70890566
Man, I wanted to laugh at tumblr not get mad at them.

Stop it tumblr, stop being retarded the real way.
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>I would definitely play an SU Zelda game
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>>70890569
He owns a farm. We don't know much else.
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>>70889706
Why was that little girl so obsessed with the MC?
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There's too many color that aren't green in this thread. Post best color.
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>>70890587
He never is. Name one episode where he did something wrong. Because SU characters have done everything wrong.
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>>70890566
>pearl fans confirmed for LITERALLY autistic
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>>70890471
omelette du fromage
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>>70890548
Long hair isn't exclusive to hair metal tho, I was hoping he'd be into hard rock at least.
But then again LMDMVIYH is kinda power ballad-ish, so I should've seen it coming.
Nevermind, I'm a faggot
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>>70890614
Who are you quoting?
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>>70890620
brown
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>>70890619
Eh heh...
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>>70890619

That's a dude.
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>>70890600
That anon wasn't lying. In fact he's being way too accurate.

Fire & Frost is the episode name, and horny little boys is its... bane.

Then he gets cucked by Cinnamon Bun. No, we're still not lying. Watch Red Throne.
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the queen of my heart
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>>70890621
What about Garnet? Garnet has a pretty good track record.
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>>70890574
But anon, everyone knows that Finn is the worst
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>>70890649
>Muh eyes
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>>70890649

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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>>70890668
Future Vision
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>>70890566
Caps like this used to make me mad. I used to think that /pol/ was right and that tumblr would ruin western society.

Then I realized they're just stupid. Really, really stupid. I could write a novel on how wrong to blame someone about a characterization of THEIR creation because it offends your own idea of that character. But honestly, who cares?

This shit is hilarious.
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>>70889466
That motif is so old it was written about by Homer.
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>>70890375
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113794156834/i-know-that-the-gems-are-sexless-agendered-etc
>Rose shapeshifted a womb for him to be born from
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>>70890620
Green is not a creative color.
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>>70890621
All it takes is a fake threat from a fortune cookie to get him to turn on his friends.

And the time he didn't take out the trash...

Living with UG is an exercise in surviving a neverending series of nightmares.
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>>70890701
Still not canon.
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>>70890599
>ugly
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>>70890620
>>70890620
green teem

captcha: naded
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>>70890731
fuck off with your autistic headcanon
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>>70890566

This is what I don't understand about tumblr outrage. It's never about what actually happened, it always comes back to perceived slights.
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>>70890587
>implying the shitposter actually watches UG
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>>70890707
Still better than living in Beach City. That place is like Quhog or Springfield.
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>>70890689
...what did she do wrong in future vision?
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>>70890688
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>>70890707
>All it takes is a fake threat from a fortune cookie to get him to turn on his friends.

But the fortune cookie was right.


>>70890621

There was that episode where he woke up on the wrong side of the bed and turned evil, but that was Pizza's Steve's fault.
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Steven reads Tumblr posts
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>>70890739

>That image

Nothing yet with Jasper?
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>>70890620
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>>70890761
Get Steven paranoid as fuck.
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>>70890599
Yeah I kinda do.
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>>70890748
It ain't canon unless Matt McBased said so.
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>>70890706
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>>70890599
You opinion is objectively shit
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>>70890785
Nice linework!
I didn't know he had a tumblr. I also love his voice. So soothing. I need to start watching UG again.
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>>70888794
Does :45-:52 sounds super familiar? I swear I remember a song that sounds exactly like that, but the lyrics escape me.
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>>70890813
Anything Ian says is canon
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Next time on Steven Universe:
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>>70890787
steven is a growing boy
the world and the truth will make him paranoid
Garnet didn't do anything wrong by telling him the truth
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>>70890620
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>>70890773
Amethyst really is worst gem.
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I've asked a few times, but does anyone know what happened to sunderland89?

(or does anyone have any of their work??)
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>>70890620
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>>70890315
Rude.
>>70890343
That's intentional, the comic was based off of the story Greg told Steven back in Laser Light Cannon. The preview just proves it happened exactly as he said.
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Uncle Grandpa would be a good show if it was just Gus and Pizza Steve
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>>70890706
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10160107/1/Don-t-Hug-Me-I-m-Scared-Cartoon-Network-Version
Want more crossovers?
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I literally was rolling on the floor from the Gems' reactions to Uncle Grandpa.

"That's not my baby!"

Garnet's shudder
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>>70890893
Oh alright.

You do know we got a general for uncle gramps right?
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>>70890620

Remember, green is not a creative color.
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>>70890920
And it's right here.
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>>70890920
You know there was a cross over lol
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So what does /co/ think of the SUxUG crossover? I...kinda liked it, actually.

>dat "don't worry none of this is canon"
>pearl a neurotic wreck over everything
>garnet jumping right into punching things
>amethyst not giving a shit about anything other than herself
>UG making tons of references to their world being fictional
>CC assuming he's some dangerous reality warper
>lizard guy making his own gem oc that's basically himself
>realistic tiger photo and lion getting along
>none of it was taken seriously

Is this indicative of Uncle Grandpa's usual quality? Because this was great.
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>>70890833
Nope. I usually discard Ian's opinions unless Matt backs it up.
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>>70890661
>Well what're you waiting for human? It ain't gonna eat itself out. Now get to work.
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>>70890599
Lets go, just me and you, lets go just one on two.
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>>70890958
It was the best SU episode ever. This is usually par for course with UG.
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>>70890434
I feel like a slightly deeper version of Mercedes's voice from Dragon's Dogma would be perfect for Jasper.
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>>70890657
And cinnamon bun somehow becomes not retarted, and now wants to give Flame Princess the Doughy D

Finn's "dad" didn't know he existed and immediately fucks off when Finn finds him
Oh and Finn lost his virginity to LSP
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>>70890599
Give me your address. I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
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the laugh that Garnet does when she levels up in AtL is adorable
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>>70890885
Someone post the comic
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>>70890987
That angle makes it look like she's wearing a ridiculous pauldron.
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>>70890973

I need to stop getting so hot and bothered over Jasper. It's unhealthy at this point.
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>see with eyes unclouded by hate

Hope you all enjoyed the crossover /sug/. You're all welcome to join us four our diminutive equine shindig tomorrow.

Shame Hasbro didn't move the show to CN after the Hub failed. Could've used some crossovers ourselves.
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Does Attack the Light look best on a tablet, or do the graphics look fine on an average smartphone?
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>>70890599
I'LL FOIT YE RIGHT NOW YA GREG 'ATIN TESTICLE
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>>70890993
>that spoiler

When did that happen? I only watch AT sometimes.
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>>70890986
Eh. The first half was good the second half wasn't that great.

It was better than the neutral episodes of SU like Open Book or Political Power. But it still wasn't that good.
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>>70890993
That last part isn't true.
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>>70891037
There's still two more seasons of it! to go. Who knows what will happen.
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>>70890973

Jasper seems like the kind of person who'd love receiving oral, and fanart really isn't helping my idea of that.
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>>70891023
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>>70891078
Breezy, or STATUS QUO to /atg/
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>>70891078
He's exaggerating anon. LSP just kissed him.
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