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I`m a duck
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>the cuck
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>>70178026
I'm Spartacus!
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>>70178026
Also, it's a 10/10 issue
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>>70178038
I know that guy.
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looks interesting, thanks op
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>>70178075
Who's this semen demon?
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>>70178026
yes, excellent...
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>>70178026
old Howard the duck #1 had him sucked into a Conan-esque dimension by the Cosmic Calculator after attempting suicide, embarks on a quest, and ends with him and Spiderman fighting a giant pterodactyl. Lets see how this issue tries to top that.
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>>70178230
I'm just going to reiterate my love of the spider signal. He really does need to use it more.
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>>70178200
lel, Spiderman pops in again
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>>70178293
this page is literal perfection.
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>>70178321
>pizza cats
>bold text yelling over an alarm
>WHY ARE WE WEARING CHEF HATS I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL
>childrens books

no, THIS page is perfection.
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>>70178381
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>>70178403
>Uncle ben
hahaha fucking chip.
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>>70178422
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>>70178422
holy shit
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>>70178422
hahaha what the fuck

I don't know what I was expecting from this book, but it definitely stands against the originals

It started off really slow for 6 pages and really took off at a crazy pace
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>>70178433
done, now someone storytime Ninjak because it was awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasome
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>>70178422
this is the most tastelessly funny thing I've ever seen done to spiderman. how do you even get management to sign off on something like this? lmao
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>>70178146
>How'd you hear about me?
>I went to see a movie and there you were on the screen!
My first reaction was to assume he meant that one, but then I realized he probably means the other one.
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>>70178540
Chip does what he wants, when he wants.
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>>70178433
>powder cosmic

my sides
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>>70178163
>555-Duk-Dick

Oh god, my sides
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>>70178422

>MUH UNCLE BEN BLOO BLOO BLOO

This book is now my new favourite book.
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>>70178422
First time I"ve actually laughed out loud at a comic book, ever. This was hilarious, tasteless, and felt like I was reading one of those parody 4chan edits of Marvel comics (everything is illuminated, Muh Phoenix, etc.)
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>>70178422

Oh my god.
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>>70178422
>Pete crying about Uncle Ben

Chip is gonna make this book work.
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>>70178422

Welcome to the pull-list.
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Why is Zdarsky such a shitty writer?
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>>70178062
>hating on the Smashing Pumpkins
Dropped on the first page.
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>>70178146
BE SURE AND TELL THEM, LARGE MARGE SENT YA! AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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10/10 book. I knew Chip would be amazing, and this is a contender for my new favorite book already.
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>>70178923
>liking Smashing Pumpkins
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>>70178647
>not even a Tumblr

make this guy president
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>>70178163
>Larry David
That's pretty funny.
Prettyyy prettyyy pretty funny.
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>>70178121
They aren't mentioning his zombie stint?
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>>70178121
>20 cats that'll make you forget that you live in a world of super-powered wonder and horror
I guess that's why nobody seems to freak out about Howard nearly as much as they should, they look at these lists every day as a coping mechanism to try and keep a pretense of a normal life
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>>70178257
>Spider-Man uses Bing

Fuck.
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>>70178336
It's just a lot of really overplayed jokes, except 'no harm no fowl', that was clever.
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>>70178182
>The Cat-Woman
I love it.
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>>70178923
>listening to Smashing Pumpkins

shit nigga you white as fuck
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>>70178422
>that last panel
It's like Muh Phoenix
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>>70179026
>>70179233
I just like 90s Alternative guys.
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>>70179120

Oh God I just noticed that.
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>>70179120
just like in the asm movie
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>>70178257
Why is Spider-Man such a pleb.
Wait a minute, Siri doesn't use bing.
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>>70179272
>listening to the worst genre ever

you just step out of a time machine or some shit?
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Literally one of the funniest comics I've ever read, based fucking Chip. Why the fuck is this the only book he's on? Marvel needs to give him his own line of humor comics
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>>70179272
I like it too Anon.
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>>70178257
>Asking Siri to use Bing
Oh
My
God
That's great
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>>70179309

Are you serious? This was hardly funny.

HA REFERENCES! GET IT!

Chip writes like a hipster family guy writer.
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Why does it feel like these joke-books (Ant-man, spider-man & the X-men, superior foes) are better than most other Marvel books? Even if you took out all the pop culture references I still think i'd take them over the current x-men or avengers books.
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>>70179308
>worst genre ever
But I don't listen to metal, pop punk, house or chart?
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I liked it, though I wish the conflict would have been more bizarrely original like in Steve Gerber's run, instead of taking from the GotG movie. But I guess that was inevitable.
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>>70179367
Oh hush, stop trying to troll a perfectly good storytime thread.
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>>70179308
>time travel
>from the nineties
What a fucking waste of a time machine.
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I want a new Howard the Duck movie now.

It's been 30 years, I think we're ready.
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>>70179367
>powder cosmic
>the MotiVaders
>calling the monkey a hairy human
>555-duk-dick
>muh uncle ben

>Not funny
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>>70179367

lot of buzzwords, buddy

>>70179373

joke books that are well written are usually better than other books when it comes to the big two because they have more freedom and get to make fun of super serious comics and shit.

With the exception of the new Harley Quinn book.
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That was much better than expected
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>>70179308
Go listen to Lady Gaga, pleb
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>>70178278

Howard's "what the fuck" face is great.
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>>70179521
it ALMOST looks like the duck face in that wierd painted pic of Spyro taking a footlong shit in a Subway
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>>70178200
Howard Max #1 had Howard working in a junk yard with Bev and two stray animals, gay business executives jacking off to determine the next genetically manufactured boy band sensation, rants on religious fundamentalism, Beverly finding out that she was secretly working for her ex husband, Dr. Bong and Howard getting turned in a four foot talking rat

Seriously, try and top that
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>>70178026
>Captain Marvel
>Black Cat
>Whor
>Hulk (Bear)
>Spider-Man (Otter, best but in MU)

>>70178062
>Hating Smashing Pumpkins

>>70178075
>Hipster alternative girl that goes alongside Marvels new positive body image gimmick suddenly free to go and hang out with Howard

>>70178121
>Listening to Taylor Swift
>Laying into the Smashing Pumpkins
>Le Buzzfeed cats are great meme

>>70178163
>"Not even a Tumblr"

>>70178230
It's weird, but the only redeeming moment is Spider-Man. It's a wonder why they don't shove Chip on him instead of Slott.

>>70178257
There is no way that Spider-Man could ever afford an iPhone. And he's smart enough not to use Bing. Or get an iPhone.

>>70178278
>Thank God that body positive girl is here again.
Said nobody ever

>>70178293
>Overused jokes the page.jpg

>>70178422
FUCKING DIED. Book saved. Picking it up tomorrow.

>>70178460
Now he's meeting the Guardians, because he was in that film.

Book dropped.

It really is a shame. I was really looking forward to it and the creative team is great. You can just tell editorial fucked it in the ass.
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>>70179879

You're a fickle creature, aren't you?
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>>70179879
>There is no way that Spider-Man could ever afford an iPhone. And he's smart enough not to use Bing. Or get an iPhone.

He owns his own company. I think he has the money to buy a phone.
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>>70179879
Good lord fuck off.
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>>70178381
So are all books forced to reference Hickman's Incursions now?
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>>70178433
>cocaine joke in a marvel comic
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>>70178026
>picture to the left of baby Groot on filing cabinet
H-How lewd!
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>>70179385
I can only hope they get through the GotG stuff quickly, and then get weird.
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>>70179026
I bet you're some kind of black person aren't you.
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>>70178422

lol. I wasn't waiting something this good.
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>>70180774
i'm as white as snow bruv.
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>>70180023
>No one can criticize muh howard the duck book because I suck Chip's cock
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>>70180893
You can stop trolling now, nobodies falling for it.
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>>70180915
There's nothing wrong with admitting that you like Chip's cock, anon.
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>>70178026
>that duck butt portrait
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>>70178422
Ok, THIS page is perfection. I am crying in laughter.
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Will Chip look into the plot of this being just a clone of the real Howard the duck?
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>>70178422
FUCKING CLASSIC
My god, this book... this is perfection...everything about this is brilliant and it's only issue 1, I hope this does gangbusters and makes Marvel take notice that these are the types of books they need to put out
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>>70178422
BOOK OF THE WEEK
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>>70178121
This is the second mention of Taylor Swift.
T-swift confirmed appearing in MCU
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>>70178336
>look references
C'mon cqcbro I never picture you for a redditor.
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>>70178230
that fucking monkey face. my sides
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>>70178026
Eh, too many references and what I attribute is tumblr style, little actual jokes.
Hipster / 10.

Ant-man on going is simply better. I think it is a bad book but I see why /co/ would like it but the reaction to this book is bizarre, it is like walking to someone laughing at an episode of TBBT.
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>>70181092
>>70181231
Is this sarcasm?
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>>70180915
Actually he is right, this is more annoying that funny, it is a little worse than Squirrel Girl, except the art is not that fucked up.
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>>70179120
Forcing Siri to use Bing. Even better.
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>>70181604
>comparing it the most low brow popiular entertainment
>saying it's for hipsters

hmmmmm
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>>70179309
Chip has an another book in the works at Image.
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is disapoint
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>>70179373
The only way to write a good cape book nowadays is to embrace the fundamental weirdness of the universe it's set in.
Thankfully, even DC seems to catch up on it with the promisies of the post-convergence stuff
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>>70181604

you are literally the reason why comics will die in the next five years.
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>>70178182
$5 says that the receptionist is someone's waifu already
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>>70182199
Because he doesn't buy simplistic shit books?
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>>70182383
No, because he isn't embracing what is the most comic book comic out there, books like these are what brings life into comics by showing publishers that jokes and gags aren't some type of disease, boos like this showcase what comics truly are.
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Chip can be funny but he seems to be a really shitty writer of stories otherwise. Should bandy up and co-write with someone who knows how to write a comicbook. Like Bendis
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>>70182454
You're the retard that's still pushing his retarded opinion that "comic book" is a genre, aren't you? Retard.
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>>70182454
>books like this showcase what comics truly are

Jokes?
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>>70179879
>It's weird, but the only redeeming moment is Spider-Man. It's a wonder why they don't shove Chip on him instead of Slott.

I think it would get just as annoying as Slott's, but in a different way. It probably might have more funny moments, though.
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Uncle Ben page was amazing, but otherwise it seems kinda stressed to just "TELL JOKES ALL THE TIME GOTTA MAKE THE FUNNY HAPPEN"

I mean, the batting average isn't great.
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>>70182634
well batting average doesnt really matter when you hit a grand slam like the uncle ben joke tbh
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HYPE
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>>70181604
>Hipster / 10
>someone laughing at an episode of TBBT
You don't understand what the first implies, or the second implies, or both.
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>>70178923
>>70179879
Smashing Pumpkins are shit. Only good album was Siamese Dream. Billy Corgan still using the name when no one else is left is akin to fucking a corpse.
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>>70179879
Go back to livejournal
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>>70182679
Eh, it was funny but it wasn't much of a grand slam.
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>>70178026
I've been a fan of Chip since his Prison Funnies days. But this was terrible.
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>>70182798
I miss military man Starlord.

Swashbuckler Starlord only works for me in small doses--Like, it was ok in the movie.

But now he's some sort of space pirate and it's just... It's not the same character at all.

This is the first time I've really dealt with a character I love being changed so drastically due to editorial.

It's heartbreaking.
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>>70178422
And just like that, I'm in.
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im not a fan of howard the duck but i picked this up cause i love zdarsky and quinones. my expectations were met, though not exceeded. good enough to pick up the next issue for sure
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I want Chip to work on this idea with Fraction
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>>70178381
>Sound effect text in reverse in third panel
That's a nice touch.
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>>70178121
>Howard the duck the film is canon
Oh wow haha
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>>70178075
I hope someone draws porn of tara with howard
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>>70178090
HUMAN MALE PRIVILEGE I AM BEING TRIGGERED DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD US DUCKIN HAVE IT
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>>70181604
>tumblr style
/co/ is so fucking retarded with this boogeyman bullshit
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>>70186240
Don't be so upset, Redditor
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>>70178460
and that was the moment I realized I wanted to see Howard the Duck as a Guardian of the Galaxy, trading quips with rocket and hassling cosmo.
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>>70187195
Is Cosmo even in the current incarnation of the team?
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>>70186747
well if it isn't the pot calling the kettle black
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>>70187687
"KETTLE, COME BACK!"
- Pot, 2015
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>>70178090
Casual here. Is Tara from another Marvel series?
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>>70178163
>not even a Tumblr
But where else can he whine about human privilege?
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>>70178278
This is the part where I stopped to check if subscriptions were available.
http://subscriptions.marvel.com/store/ipd.asp?spid=1114
I forgot I have no money.
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So, this is the best comic of the week right?
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>>70188245
Fuck no.
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>>70188245
that would be a weird way of spelling "New Avengers"
or "Deadpool"
or "All-New X-Men"
or "Ms. Marvel"
or "Spider-Man and the X-Men"
etc.
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>>70178026


Well this was... dissapointing
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>>70187195
>Bendis re-imagines Howard as ruthless killer
>Bendis talk between Rocket and Howard

Whatever dreams you may have for Gotg are dead whilst that man breathes.
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>>70188317
> le doom wanking
> good
> bendis x-men
> good
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>>70178816

Fucking Seconded with the force of a thousand seconds
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>>70181952

"Space, why gotta be like that?"

Somewhere captured in the maze rings of that planet are my sides...
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>>70188317
Anon, I've been loving Hickvengers too, but come on. You have to admit the reveal was underwhelming as fuck.
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>>70187687
Which one is the pot? Cause they seem alike to me here.
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Literally reddit the comic.
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>>70178422
THIS. FUCKING. COMIC.
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>>70191510
This is not a Squirrel Girl thread
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>>70178146
>duckphobic

All the sjw satire shit is falling flat. I'm as sick of tumblr as anybody, but I don't want to listen to writers make fun of them either. I'm just sick of hearing about it and I wish the industry would just shut the fuck up about it. That and the "born male and human" joke were TERRIBLE, and the worst part is that the "don't call me doll again" scene makes me think the writer's actually being serious about this faggotry.

Also, this hipster faggot with tats is a terrible character.
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>>70178210
>more crazy lesbo faggots getting shitpacked and going full tumblr and telling howard "not to call them doll"

this isn't funny
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>>70178210
>le "het cis male from the 1960's" tumblr maymay le epic
>le strong independent trans jolly green giant
>le non-ironic tumblrfaggotry

this shit is ruining this comic
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>>70178278
>hipster faggot is back
>all this non-ironic tumblrfaggotry
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>>70178321
Why did Charlotte's Web open the secret door?
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Howard Stern the duck
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>>70194564
Spider-Man
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Despite the new book COMPLETELY missing the point of the Gerber series, and all the unironic tumblrfaggotry, a lot of the jokes were actually really funny. I'll keep reading the series for the time being.
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>>70194564
Well the book is about a spider that helps a pig, so I'm going to say because she has complicated emotional hangups about Razorback.
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>>70181797
hipsters are morons.

>>70182939
they were always shit. any rock after the 70s is garbage and any rock after the 80s is unlistenable. time to move on to modern genres, kid. also their best album was melon collie by far.

>>70186283
you're literally a faggot.

>>70188317
you have the worst taste ever.
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>>70195198
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>>70195236
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So anyone else get a Evolution of Howard variant?
I got #05260. 5th of 7 stages.
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>>70178026
Why does his cup say "DCUK"? is this supposed to be a joke that I'm not really getting? or an actual error?
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>>70195198
Linkara?
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>>70178460
Is that a Brood in the background?
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>>70196130
It's a reference to French Connection UK being referred to as FCUK which makes people initially think FUCK because people read the first and last letter instinctively.
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>>70182634
Yeah, Howard did jokes, but it was usually between bouts of life kicking his ass.
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>>70196178
HA
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>>70197657
Great, now every time I read Zdarsky's Howard I now imagine Linkara is voicing him.
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The issue where Howard teamed-up with Skin Diamond.
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>>70178257
>Little Captain America button

So cute.
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>>70178422
Ok I legit laughed at this

>uncle beeeeen
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>>70178433
>this red sun is killing me

Lel
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>>70194016
>duckphobic

I'm pretty sure that was a running gag in Gerber's stuff, too.

In fact Gerber's stuff had a lot of similar satire.

Calm down, anon.
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>>70187195

Best part is, bendis is leaving gotg and all new x-men which means someone who gets continuity may write it like charlie soule or gillen.
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>70188245
Best marvel book I've read all month
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>>70178422
haha fuck you zardsky
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>>70194016
>zdarsky
>serious

pick one
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>>70178026
Not feeling it, but humor is pretty subjective. I like Howard though so glad to see it's struck a cord with so many.
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>>70178163
555-DUK-DICK is an easy joke, but an appreciated one
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>>70188317
Best book is superior iron man, faggots.

>New Avengers
Event bullshit 2deep4me

>Deadpool
It wasn't that bad.

>All New X-Men
Fuck X-Men

>Ms. Marvel
NO

>SMATXM
Didn't read it, heard it's great
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>>70179026
Oh honey, I'm sorry that your shit taste in music keeps you from appreciating one the best rock bands of all time.
Yeah, I'm a huge pumpkins fan and I kinda rolled my eyes at that bit, otherwise this book is off to an amazing start.
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>>70197907
UNF!
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>>70201190
I like the Pumpkins but "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" is embarrassing.
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>>70178321
Why is one of the cats meowing in Asguardian?
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>>70195173
>muh 70's dadrock

Don't you have a prostate exam to go to, grandpa?
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>>70178403
>Give me back my stuff which was once someone else's stuff!

Underrated line
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I regret not going to Zdarskycon and screaming at Chip going OH MY GOD, IT'S STEVE FUCKING MURRAY just to see what would happen
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