Is Nicole a chubby chaser? Why else would she marry such a fatass?
You know, him being a children's cartoon character... does he even have a dick? I think it's been shown that gumball doesn't have one.
He literally sits around all day doing nothing leaving her to single handily support the family.
>richard is over at nicole's house
>he be pouding da pussy
>r-richard stop, my parents are home
>nicole honey, are you in there?
>ooh f-fuck not now
>nicole I'm coming in
>he sees a giant pink rabbit wokring his daughter
>the rabbit looks him dead in the eye
And then they got married.
There are some common theories:
>He has a big dick
>He's somehow great in bed
>He's willing to do anything she says in bed/femdom
Now why are all sexual in nature? Because that dude is a retarded, lazy, mamma's boy, useless man, a horrendous father figure and overall lousy dad that does nothing in the house but sleep and eat.
There's also pity.
>He's willing to do anything she says in bed/femdom
What makes you think she's the dom? Have you seen how much she intimidates people on the show? Maybe she likes Richard because he's dumb enough to stand up to her. Maybe she's the one who likes to be dominated.
From what we've seen, Richard is actually completely devoted to Nicole and willing to put up with all her fucking baggage and her insane anger management issues the way most men probably wouldn't.
>Implying you don't want a bubblegum husbando
You mean the one with a comically large boner?
I think it was explained in the show
>He's assertive, despite often to the point of stupidity.
>He actually is kind and childlike, also despite his stupidity,
>Willingly is submissive to Nicole, and never complains to her
Other than that he probably has a huge cock, and Nicole is a BBM fetishist
Yes they are, but the cases are underreported and never get much publicity.
Doesn't help matters that that's a fetish for many men, specially those of us that had crushes on older women as kids.
Now pedo women and girls? That's a thing I've never heard about outside the world of fantasy porn.
>never get much publicity
In general I think women child molesters get more media coverage than the average male ones due to their rarity, but honestly unless its some big scandal like the Penn State thing you're not going to see many reports about pedophilia cases in general outside of local news.
I had a pet rabbit. You could not see the balls. The only time I saw his penis is when I stopped him from mounting another rabbit and that shit was the length of his body. Cats on the other hand have visible balls.
He's a rabbit.
Rabbits know how to fuck and fuck often.
I know that pain anon, took me two years to be able to have a somewhat fit body, but the stretch marks remain, just so I won't forget were I came from.
The fuck happened to that show anyway?
>you will never have a cute chub bf
I've been with tons of chubby guys but their personality is disgusting in real life
I can't stand their insecurities and their baggage
>maybe I'm just not bitchy enough to tell them to man the fuck up
I honestly cant stand them because they have my own personality and I hate it lol *blushes intensely* kill me
>who was only barely legal and a fraction his age.
The fucking irony of that shit burns.
There is a couple of pics of that, the one that struck me the most was this very canon style one that had her opening her shirt revealing said set of multiple nipples, where it kinda explained why she was as flat as a plank.
Personally I don't dig that shit, but that one left a impression on me, wish I had saved it though.
It's been done before. Somebody edited a screenshot of the scene where she's washing Gumball in The Meddler and they gave her 3 sets of boobs. You could probably find it in the archives if you really wanted to find it.
Nicole knows no other men will put up with her anger issues except Richard. And she appreciates that.
Most people, when they get older, prefer companions than having partners around purely for sex.
>lol *blushes intensely* kill me
what the fuck
>There was the blowjob joke.
>There was the cherry popping joke.
Do you even watch the show?
Gumball blew Alan in the boys room after he was upset about breaking up with Carmin.
In the one where they got detention, there was a fight scene where a huge bear character tackles an ice cream sundae character. Gumball remarks "did you just see that guy's cherry get popped?!" or something to that effect.
Clear references to, and jokes about, genitals/sex.
>Do you even watch the show?
I watched whatever is playing in CN when my siblings watch CN. But thanks for the answers anyway.
Wait holy shit I saw that scene. Goddamn I feel stupid now for not getting the joke.
man I miss that show
the Banana character watching what was basically Goatse on his computer in one episode as seen >>67505796
now that pic's text is making me think of that Finn thread from last night
First of all, Nicole is quite the loser herself. She did poorly in school. She didn't have friends.
Richard is a reject too, but he does what he wants, and Nicole likes that.
Secondly, Nicole has a volatile personality, and it'd take someone like Richard to deal with her. Nicole is neurotic and a control freak. So having a lazy husband works well for her.
Thirdly, the show has been going out of it's way for a while to show Richard doing small things to help around the house. S1 Richard was at his worst state.
Moot doesn't want that because unlike Jap artists Western ones are not afraid to sue. There the one in plus4chan but that place is a deadzone no one will go out of their way to go there.
Friendly reminder that Gumball, that loser kid from S1 whose only friend was his pseudo-brother now has tons of friends and a girlfriend and we're still friendless losers even in our 20's.
S1 and S3 Gumball are pretty much entirely different people
She's seeing him through rose-tinted lenses. Probably because he was acting paternal and completely supports her, so she sees him in a very positive light.