So how about them obsidian-colored alien curves and shiny hair as white as snow.
It's not even monday where I am.
Still see super weird red mouth
Did anyone work on anything over the week?
>>64961545
It's bodypaint going over the bridge of her nose.
>>64961545
You are not the only one man.it's basically the one complaint that I have heard since day oneAnd it's 100% your fault
What's with the change in OP picture?
>>64961616
Not on the queen. Scribbled some other stuff that's still rotting somewhere in other threads on /co/. I planned to do a new op, but didn't. I was too busy coloring Doom.
>>64962100
Oh. Well I've done two pictures of the Queen for draw threads (one I've already posted) and that's about it. I haven't even worked on the shitty comic in weeks.
>>64962045
Tits get more attention than ambiguous, uninformative logos. Especially when you use the catalog, and don't see what's being posted in the thread.
Taking about OP's, I vectorized the logo about two weeks ago, and I really don't remember if I posted it or not. I'm too sleepy to have long term memory.
Does anyone have any drawing requests? Lewd or otherwise? For practice sake.
>>64962376
Well I am so tired that my brain cannot handle complex abstractions and imaginative computation, sooo.... Draw the queen sleeping in a messed up bed in some completely ridiculous pose.
And I will nap for about 10 hours.
>>64962449
After a long day of fighting or whatever.
>>64963628
Eh, the pose isn't all that messed up. This one's slightly more out there.
Well it's been fun watching this thread slowly crawl to page 9 but I guess I'll get some sleep too.
Wow, it really does take a while for these threads to reach the end.
>>64968251
Especially when someone keeps bumping them to bring them back while pretending they care about the time, huh? Post content.
>>64968758
>Battle Beast
Does he have a temperature sensitive rub sign?
>>64968758
>mfw Freddy Mercury completely ruined his shit
>>64968758
god thatheadfin
>>64968758
Is the red fabric behind her legs a part of her clothing, or one of those teethy dudes'?
If the former, what is the purpose of having a piece of loincloth exclusively on your ass.
>>64969280
>Is the red fabric behind her legs a part of her clothing, or one of those teethy dudes'?
Part of her clothing
>If the former, what is the purpose of having a piece of loincloth exclusively on your ass.
Style has no logic
>>64968758
Too bad she will probably get killed.
Everybody is getting killed in Invincible.
I WILL SHARE WITH YOU THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF ART I FOUND
Alright, /co/. Let's play a little game.Write down who sent the box. What she gets depends on your answer
>>64972114IQ
>>64972114
Marvin, who else
>>64972203
could be Porky. Could be Dr. I.Q. Hi. Could be Clone Queen.
We know who it's not. Dodgers.
>>64972114she sent it to herself
>>64972142
It's a bit of a gamble but I'm sure she'll take the offer.
>>64972449
Is that a pushpop in her right hand?
and of course she will. She thinks it's from Dodgers.
>>64969479
>Battlebeast is Space Lion Conan
This sounds awesome, what is it?
>>64972412
"Cadet sends the worst gifts"
-Dodgers
>>64972521
It's bait and switch. At first she'll think it's Dodgers but it turns out it's from that scientist who for whatever reason is in charge or Earth's entire military defense.
>>64972674
HOW IS THAT THE WORST GIFT.
I WANT THIS CLOCK
>>64972824
Dodgers seems to disagree.
>>64972706
But is the thing a push pop in her right hand?
>>64972674
What. Dodgers doesn't think about anything, anyone but himself.
>>64972916
It's a popsicle in general. IQ has a bunch of them according to one episode.
>>64972916
That is correct.
>>64972674
who opens their mysterious secret admirer gifts at 8:30
>>64973075
She's fashionably late.
Really the whole thing was just a set up to put the age old debate to rest.
>>64973253
The only thing I know is thatthe race that Melvin is of clearly doesn't have any mouths
>>64973373
Nonsense! It's just so purple that it cannot something something refraction of light, something something quantum string theory states something something index of greater than something or another interferes with the internal reception mechanism of the human eye to make it look like he's no mouth.
>>64973373
Purple Martians just aren't as popular as the black ones.
>I like them big and angry
So any other ideas for this crap >>64972114 or no?
>>64973527
DODGERS YOU ARE A GENIOUS
>>64973253
How to you write back to an anonymous secret admirer.
>>64973847
not really, no. You could just go on with WUT HAPPENED NEXT
>>64973902
Maybe the address is on the back of the note.
>>64973902
Here's a real quick sketch to solve this conundrum.
I want more of this black martian. My dick calls for it.
>>64974275
I wanted to find a picture of dodgers laughing to respond with, but I didn't find any.
>>64974316
this is doabe my friend
>>64974469
>>64974437
I don't have one either. I don't think the guy who sent those notes is going to get his answer either way.
>>64974702
>>64974807
>>64974807
>Gets Stocking right
>>64975108
>Gets Panty wrong.
What.
>>64975133
>can't read filenames
>>64975133
It's not Panty you dum-dum. It's Farrah Fawcett.
This is Panty, obviously.
>>64974543
>this is what passes for alien
>this is what /co/ thinks "sexy" aliens look like
>>64975740
go back to /d/, nobody wants to fuck you female goodra here
>>64975830
that's actually adorable
>>64970773
Is that PanPizza's work?
>>64975740
>having taste this shit
How do you even sleep at night?
>>64975900
I have no idea, I just do a weekly sweep of deviantart, tumbr and other places where people might post their stuff.
>>64974469
>>64974543
you are doing gods work.
>>64976166
Lots of inflation stuff on DA.
Vagina Dentala
>>64976329
gah, we know.
>>64976329
and water is wet
>>64968758
>Dem teeth
>Dem boobs
>Dem hips
>Dat headfin
I need more.
Gah, why do I never learn. I go to tumbr to look for stuff, and I see so many nice looking pictures, and I start thinking, 'hey, maybe this place is not so bad after all', and then I found shit like this.
Every time man, every time.
Any art requests?
>>64976779
because he's a nigger
>>64976810
Any queen cheesecake just have fun with her/
I apparently found some old waif fusion.
>>64976886
There's probably a lot of things wrong with it but this is so far the best lewd thing I've ever done so I'm happy.
>>64977405
Now I want to see Candace given the full Martian treatment.
>>64977924Can I completely rip your happiness to shreds by criticizing the shit out of you?
>>64978090Fine.
>>64978136
A little snip snap and here we have the area that looks good. Chest area is good, breast lines look good. Facial expression is good, THOUGH, her left eye Is a bit too high. But it's bearable.
Outside of this section we have problems. Arms are uneven, right being thicker than the left. The entire right arm looks like a log, it lacks the elbow,and I'm not even trying to figure out what's happening to her wrist.
Since you use white outlines for the black colored parts, you should probably put one along her stomach to indicate that it doesn't just break into the right leg. Also, the knee looks weird, with the missing-just-for-a-moment outline. Maybe you should figure some better transition.And the right leg seems to be much shorter. It even looks like you originally intended for the legs to be crossed, but then backed out when you added the white outline details.
>>64978467
Well better luck next time. Still not killing my happiness though. I'm going to celebrate with some TF2.
Anyone else working on anything?
>>64976810
Her giving Rick from Rick and Morty a tour of Mars
>>64978917
kinda, we'll see where it goes.
Hey this one lived long enough for me to drop something!
>>64979202
immediately saved
>>64959919
Sauce on this.
I need the artist,
>>64979323
Lordstewie
>>64978973
I only have time to do a quick sketch right now.
>>64979412
>>64979427
How about Her dating David Bowie...
>>64968758
I haven't read Invincible in a while. Is she still around?
Bleh, I give up on this. I just can't work in conditions like this, the tablet barely works and Weird Al won't even autoplay properly.
I need to grab a piece of cake
>>64980199
That's a bummer.
I've got to head out for a few hours. If the thread's still up when I come back I'll practice more.
>>64979975
She is like on two pages.
Maybe when Battle Beast will hunt Freddy Mercury she will appear again.
She is also not dead, yet.
>>64980274
Aw well, I'll probably keep it up for at least a while.
Unlesssomebody comes and deletes the thread
>>64979202
Are you working/going to work on anything else?
>>64980992
Not right now. Will see if the thread's still around tomorrow.
>>64970773
pan-chan?
Well I sketched this, and while doing that, I realized that it's probably my life's goal oar something to finally get that pose right. Basically every other or every third sketch of mine is that pose.
>>64981751
Looks pretty good, though the line for the back needs to come out a liiiiittle bit, she looks a bit twiggy.
>>64981751
You'll get it one day.
>>64981803
Would you be so good and red line it for me?
>>64981901
I can, but I'm a shit artist who uses GiMP and a touchpad/mouse, just to warn you.
>>64981965
Don't worry' m8. You're not the only shit artist in these threads.
>>64981965
>Listing using gimp as a negative
Not allowing some proprietary program to do half of the work for you is not wrong my friend.
>>64976779
I'm reminded of Phil Lamarr
>>64975740
No, fellow /d/eviant. Not everyone wants to bang a Xenomorph queen or the Thing.
>>64981751
Like I said, I'm a shit artist, but this is what I came up with for placement of everything. The left shoulder seems...high now, I'm not sure.
>>64983299
oh. But the intention is that her torso is askew.
I sketched this full frontal in paint now. You know, it's one of those poses that would be featured on Escher girls.
>>64983600
Ahh, my bad. Best I can think now is that her left breast(On her left, viewer's right) is too low. I'm not sure though now, sorry.
.
well since everyone else is posting their drawfag art of martian queeny.
Does anyone have any cool project ideas or whatever?
>>64984262
Bah, everyone else is posting stuff they've drawn recently. Grab yer pen mate and dro sumthen.
>>64984508
like what? you want lewd?
>>64984540
if there's one thing I've learned on /co/, it's that everybody always wants lewd.
These threads really are just two or three people talking to each other, aren't they.
>>64985108
WE HAVE AT LEAST THREE TODAY FUCK OFF
>>64985159
>two or three
I'm not wrong.
>>64985182
AT LEAST
>>64985229
And?
>>64985182
I'm counting at least a STUNNING FIVE, maybe even SIX if we include you bitching.
>>64979202
>>64981751
>>64983299
>>64983805
>>64984262
>>64985295
Whatever.
>>64985295
I was supposed to link this
>>64984016
instead of this
>>64983805
my bad
>>64986721
>>64986721
I think it's just you and me again.
>>64986769
Nah, I'm lurkin'
Huh, I never noticed this one chick who has the same facepaint style as the queen. Hm.
>>64986721
The guy in the back there is the only Martian I've seen who doesn't wear some sort of hatProbably a F2P
>>64986923
if he was f2p he'd wear a gibus.
He obviously has the hatless hat.
>>64987271
He hasn't earned the gibus yet because he's too shit to dominate anyone wearing it.
>>64977405
Where did the other half come from?
>>64988756
Looks like Raven from Teen titans.
>>64988811
Yes, but nobody said "please give me some nsfw pictures on a blue board, preferably made by a guy who draws piercings on dicks that grow out of hairy tattooed armpits"
>>64988756
The, what, probably top /co/ waifu since ever?
>>64988892
There's no dicks in that one.
>>64988816
>>64988892
That's stupid though, they've nothing in common.
>>64988944
Tell it to half of the entries in this thread: >>64943878
Here's your movie trivia of the week: http://imgur.com/a/AjlmS
>>64988917
It hardly removes the memory of almost a full fucking page on Paheal dedicated to dick variants of that picture.
>>64989126
Not being afraid of dick pics isn't the absence is dick pics, it's overcoming the dick pics.
>>64989110
Prestige was a good movie. And david bowie is haunting me, but that's another story.
>>64989156
*absence of
>>64989176
I haven't seen it but if it makes you feel better I haven't seen Dr Who either so that's 2 of 3.
>>64989156
We aren't talking mere "dick pics"... we're talking giant, discolored pierced dicks. You pretty much have to stomach futa if you want to find anything good. But that's far over the line.
>>64989201
If overcoming dick pics is sure to result in victory than you must overcome them!
-Sun Tzu
>>64988917
https://i.imgur.com/6tLFP3x.jpg
Not this EXACT one.
>>64989233
And I think he knows a LITTLE more about dick pics than you, because he invented it!
>>64989296
And then he perfected it so no man can best him in the dongs of honor.
>>64976329
I can't even comprehend how that site became such a hell hole. Doing free requests there was suffering.
>>64984262
>>64984658
Delivering some lewd. Where do I post nsfw? Do I post it in /i/?
>>64989452
There's no real regulation with who can join and post art and the fetish community has become so strong that there's no stopping them.
>>64989463
/i/ or imgur
>>64989463
The /co/llection please.
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php
>>64989530
you can post nsfw on the booru?
>other Alien stuff
Also, this show is never hitting DVD, is it?
>>64989577
Search "rating:explicit" for the answer to that.
It's not tied to 4chan in any official capacity. It's just a dumping ground.
>>64989597
You mean duck dodgers? The first two seasons are on DVD.
>>64989615
They are? It's been a while, but the only rips I knew of were Boomerang one.
>>64989639
>>64989657
...That screencap is from the DVD rip? I thought the DVD release had an 'okay' quality, and the itunes release was the really good one.
>>64989597
Just in case people don't know about this.
https://e621.net/post/show/522702/-2014-3-after_sex-alien-anal-anal_penetration-anim
>>64989696
>that url
>>64989463
>>>/i/424978
nsfw link.
>>64989795
Yisss
>>64975810
That's /vp/
>>64990155
I refer you to this
>>64989597
I'm just about too tired to think so I'm heading off for a few hours. Here's something mildly cute I was trying to work on. I don't think it'll turn out all too well.
>>64990183
Gooze > Goodra. They're not really comparable either outside of the name.
>>64990610
The species is called lilibees and the one Suni always draws is named Gooze.
>>64990609
Well, crap, I'll be heading to sleepland soon. Who will keep the thread alive?!
>>64990739
I'll be awake in a few hours or so to finish the picture so it'll be kept alive then.
>>64989597
Lillibees are pretty much the culmination of everything I find sexy.
I wish people would draw more Cocoa, though.
>>64990907
God man, I mean... oh my god, man.
Just... just leave us to our boring humanoid waifus, okay? Please.
>>64990960
Your humanoid waifus are beautiful, in their own fashion.
But there is another level, if you have what it takes to reach it.
>>64991005
whatever you say man, I totally agree. As long as you bump the thread when I sleep and don't get is deleted, you are a free man. I'm not gonna be the censor here.
>>64990960
Suni does want to do little comics about these characters, SFW ones too. You can't escape from the incoming xenos. Beisedes, the thread says "... and other alien stuff" this counts has other alien stuff.
>>64991118
>Suni does want to do little comics about these characters, SFW ones too
That would be giga-rad.
It sucks when your waifu only has three images.
So few SFW Lillibees...
>>64991005
Hey I know those things. I fap to those things.
>>64991259
It's damn-near impossible not to.
I wish Noill would draw more Gooze.
Suni also did a reference/info chart about the species. He might have changed his mind about a few things though.
https://e621.net/post/show/426689/2014-alien-ambiguous_gender-anatomy-anthro-anus-ar
https://e621.net/post/show/426691/ambiguous_gender-bent_over-big_breasts-big_butt-br
>tfw you will never have your own lillibee
>>64991347
I remember him revising what they smell like, but size and stuff is still the same, I think.
So much I can't post...
>>64991420
Better start posting crops of those NSFW pics then.
>>64991444
>nobody will make gifs of the flash
>>64991463
The flash isn't even finished, is it?
>>64991487
No. But they still posted it. It's really nice, despite not being finished. All of the animation and outlining is done.
>you will never be run down and forcibly snuggled by a pack of wild Lillibees
And I'm out of SFW.
>you'll never make First Contact
Sorry for taking over the thread for a bit.
Someone posted Gooze, and I just...
Anyway, how 'bout them humanoid waifus, eh?
>>64991711
Female Predators don't eat their mates, do they?
I mean, I'm still goin' for it, but it'd be nice to know.
>>64991775
They're just bigger and stronger than the males.
>>64991811
Next question:
Do they like Thai food?
>>64991854
How do Female Predators poop?
>>64991876
/tg/ would know...
>>64991854
Probably not. Yautja probably wouldn't be impressed with any food you didn't hunt and kill yourself.
>>64991885
out the butt
>>64991895
Shit, you're right...
I'm just not worthy.
>>64991364
Fairly certain that they would consider you their pet.
Look at the size of them.
>>64991887
Where do you think I'm from?
>>64991985
Then you should have known, poopface.
>>64991981
They are part plant and can photosynthesize. They mainly feed on plant nectar/sugary liquids. Think giant cuddly bees without wings and stingers. Suni also said they are a really friendly race.
>>64992002
Thai food never comes up when talking about Yautja and >>64991895 is more or less how they view food probably.
>>64991943
Don't be like that. All you have to do is kill and gut some large alien Carnivore with a knife, take its head as a trophy, and present it to you Xeno Waifu and you're sure you win one of her three hearts.
>>64992058
>They are part plant and can photosynthesize. They mainly feed on plant nectar/sugary liquids. Think giant cuddly bees without wings and stingers. Suni also said they are a really friendly race.
Yeah, they're probably quite bovine, in their placidity.
Though Cocoa seems to have some bite to her.
>>64992086
They are fully sentient and sapient. Have their own language, homes, personalities etc.
>>64992120
I hope Suni actually puts some of this world-building to paper.
I haven't seen anything regarding language or homes.
>>64992143
You learn bits and pieces from hanging out in his art streams. He has hundreds of drawings, colored ones too, that he has never posted because he doesn't think they are good enough. You get peeks at them when he goes through his folders for whatever reasons. Almost all of them look good too.
>>64992201
Damn, I'll have to check one out.
>>64992201
His stream is actually where he showed off the flash MONTHS ago.
>>64992241
Yes, I was there. Even saw him try to do some rough comic pages featuring Gooze and her son Lunch.
>>64992201
What do their homes look like?
I always figured they made nests on the ground; depressions lined with soft things.
So Lillibees are just this huge feminine curvy aliens who are kinda slutty?
Where do I learn more?
>>64992367
Suni's art streams, I guess.
>>64976779
Is dat some Powerline?
>>64992350
Kind of like a giant gourd. Suni didn't do much with that yet.
>>64992367
The species is slightly in trouble due to a lack of males. Gooze's son, Lunch, was made with a sort of artificial means.
>>64992436
More high tech than I thought.
Explains why Lunch is the only male Lillibee I've seen.
She always reminded me of the Mistress of Pain from the first Dungeon Keeper game
>>64992506
That's kind of the plot for his little overarching story. Lilibees are in trouble due to an almost complete lack of males. Lunch is made through some kind of artificial insemination. Lunch and some monkey/human alien girl that grew up together go on an adventure to figure out what happened to the males and repopulate the species etc. Lilibees are apparently long lived species.
>>64992554
Man, I wanna see this happen.
>>64990609
>I don't think it'll turn out all too well
Update: I was right.
>>64975830
My alÃen waifu. . .
>>64993405
>Being sexually attracted to the xenomorph queen
>Not dedicating all your love to the sexual xenomorph in the Alien3 concept art
It's the tribune of the plebs in this thread.
>>64993416
Wanting a drone instead of a queen? Sure, if you want to aim low.
>>64993444
>Wanting a common well known part of the xenomorph canon rather than an incredibly erotic and relatively unknown part of alien lore
It's waifu day at the 99 cent store or what?
>>64993464
>It's waifu day at the 99 cent store or what?
THEY HAVE THOSE?
>>64993470
Yeah, and they have plenty of pleb waifus available.
>>64993490
Do I need a membership card, or can I just walk up in there?
>>64993485
Go back to sleep /tg/
>>64973650
>That side boob
>That ass
>>64991711
>>64991332
what the fuck have you done to me
>>64994481
How could you not love something so pillowy soft, designed with dickings in mind?
If the creators haven't figured it out, I have an idea why the males died out, too much butt-fuckin'.
Man, this thread went way off the rails with what it's about.
>>64996569
>Thread about Sexy Martians And Other Alien Stuff
>Thread is mostly Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers
>About everything else is explicitly alien.
Not sure where you're seeing the rail-jump.
>>64995269
Anglerfish
Would you?
>>64996737
>>64996749
>Apply Harkness test
>If pass, inspect for sensitive, pleasurable regions.
>If none found, incompatible
>If found, party time. Every time.
I go to sleep for a few hours and this happens
>>64997286
What happens? You want the thread alive, we provide relevant content.
>>64996749
>Wayne Barlow alien
yes
>>64997286
>complaining about alien-related content in an alien thread
????????
So...I guess we aren't going to talk about Wayne Barlow's stuff.
>>65000117
I don't know anything about the man m8
>>65000255
He's a science fiction artist.
Some of his more well known works include "Wayne Barlow's Guide to Extra Terrestrials" where he attempted to draw and document different aliens from books as if they were real creatures.
He also made "Expedition." which is basically about a fictional ecosystem he created on a planet called Darwin IV. >>64996749
is one of the creatures.
>>64992120
That's a lot of lore for 200 lb asses.
>>65001400
i think they weight more than that.
>>65001503
No, the asses themselves weigh about 200lbs.
Gooze weighs about 1400lbs, but she's bigger than most Lillibees.
>>65000613
Nigga, no one told you to stop posting...
>>65002579
I'll be back to posting later.
>>64975643
thats the queen dress as Farra Fawcett from the disco episode of the series
>>65002546
I'm confused about the lilibee creatures.
They are giant sucrose sucking photosensitive behemoths. But despite their size they don't hate or pose any sort of threat. I cannot connect this thought, of giant aliens that are not even slightly dangerous.
Tell me /co/, how to not hate.
>>65003230
I'm sure if they were in danger, they can react accordingly.
Also, their size makes them dangerous, if they aren't careful.
But mainly, they probably spend all their days getting the hate fucked right out of them.
>>65003230
http://imgur.com/a/QqI4C
These are some other creatures that live on the same planet has the lilibees. Apparently, lilibees start off with no sexual organs/orifices when born then develop them when older since most of the planet seems to revolve around sex. Lunch is old enough and has his bits. I think he's about ostrich size compared to a human.
>>65002579
Here, you can find a lot of information on what I was talking about on this website: http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/Darwin_IV
>>64992384
STAND OUT
ABOVE THE CROWD
>>64991711
>that predator fapfic thread
>>65004316
Got a link?
>>64977309
>>64976336
That was all samefagged. The samefag then took a screen of his handiwork and posts it to this day.Samefag.
>>65004503
Anon, how do we know you're not the samefag who made it?
>>65004503
>implying that makes it any less awesome
>>65004316
LINK NIGGA
>>65004589
1/4 isn't the worst possible score at least.
>>64989696
Nuoh my god
>>64991775
A bit late, but they don't eat their mates. They do beat them up as part of the pairing ritual, though. Males who can either defeat them in a fight or simply survive their onslaught are considered worthy.
Female predators are generally bigger and meaner than the males.
>>65004673
Holy shit, that's too badass.
>>64993485
>>65004589
you got me
>>65004741
dun dun duuuuun!
>>65004819
>>65004936
This thread was going fine until everyone started samefagging.
Enough.
Post more Lilibees.
>>65005016
And by everyone you mean me.
>>65005042
Can't, blue board.
>>65005085
tch
>>64996768
>>64996749
>>65005165
fool-proof.
>>65005085
You chicken!
>>65005235
Man, and to think all otherguy wanted was a martian thread. Now we've got all sorts of aliens and fetishes here.
>>65005269
Hey man, he said '...and other alien stuff'
He has only himself to blame.
>>65005235
That's just a vagina on some lizard-thing's hand.
>>65005269
To be fair, he did mention 'other alien stuff'.
I don't even know what is happening anymore.
>>65005348
The brown one is the male.
>>65005348
>dem mantis hips
>>65005320
>>65005348
I'm not even complaining. I got to talk about Wayne Barlow rather than be shit at drawing lewds like normal for once.
Oh, and someone mentioned Alien 3 a while back. Here's what he was talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRbaQ6iu0bg
alien 3 was originally going to be more surrealist than anything. The setting would have been a wooden space station occupied by monks and the alien would have been (by alien standards) incredibly erotic. Unfortunately only the bambi burster Giger designed made it into the actual film.
>>65005483
Oh, neat. I was just gonna ask him about that mysterious sexual xenomorph.
>>65005483
Well, if you wanted to try your hand at drawing Lilibees, no one would blame you.
Just Sayian.
>>65005533
The entire background to Alien 3 is an incredibly interesting if not unfortunate tale of how shitty executive meddling can be.
>>65005366
I lost the hold of this thread a long time ago. I don't follow what is happening at all.
>>65005348
this mantis is actually kinda cuteShame I gotta load a pegasus missile into their med-bay
>>65000613
shit man this alien planet thing is on youtube and its interesting as hell
>>65005673
Best just sit back and enjoy the flashing lights, I guess.
>>65005673
It's not hard to follow.
Aliens have been posted.
Anons have been discussing lore related to said aliens.
Quite straightforward.
>>65005714
If the RNG gods don't get you first.
>>65005751
Mine's better
>>64959919
what color are her nipples?
>>65005764If I wake upon the other side of reality, to see myself sitting across the room eating soup, I blame it on you
>>65005585
I think I'll stick to Martians for the time being. But here's a quick sketch of the majestic Emperor Sea Strider
>>65005751
It really is. Too bad there aren't more fake documentaries like that. Where a fictional ecosystem is talked about and explored as if it were real.
>>65005673
Join the fun. We've got xenomorphs, Lilibees, predators, etc
>>65005818
my kek has imploded
>>65005825
It was supposed to be a response to this.
>>65005757
>>65005842
Forgot the picture.
So majestic.
>>65005842
why did discovery channel have to turn to total shit? i miss when they would put awesome stuff like this. now that i recall i remember watching this when i was 11? and the jelly sea scaring the shit out of me
>there will never be good fan-art of risk of rain
>or atleast a comic-book
>>65005877
you like lemurians? no?
>>65005992
A lot of educational channels went to shit. The history channel used to be history in general. Then it was all about WWII which isn't too bad. Lots of stuff to talk about there. Then it went full retard.
but all things considered, imagine how cool a documentary like Alien World would be if it explored different alien worlds. Like it talked about the xenomorph and predators and all these other well known species as if they were real creatures. Damn I'd love to see a series like that.
>>65006083
That would be awesome to see.
>>65006083
fuck damn size reduction
>>65005820
>>65005766
Don't worry, myweapons are at maximum
>>65006101
Maybe one of these days. I'd hope they also have a part for the War of the Worlds martians
>>65005992
I grew up watching Discovery/animal planet. I remember when it was nothing but 24/7 animals killing, fucking, and trying to not die.
>>65006083
>there will never be a sequal to darwin IV called
>Isaac VI
>>65005992
Here's a handy chart.
>>65006169
Blame Mythbusters and crab fishing bullshit.
>>65005992
Because ratings are more important than accurate information. Eventually Television will all be the same reality show mush, just based on economics because business people can't see beyond their bottom line.
>>65006193
Hey now, Mythbusters is still educational.
>>65006111
Who dat is, and why she so cute?
>>65006222
I laughed at Brainiac when I was a kid, and feel terrible about it now.
>>65006181
Feels bad, man.
>>65006270
It was also the death of Discovery Channel as we knew it.
Sometimes good things have terrible consequences.
>>65006193
I know people like to blame Mythbusters, but it's really Deadliest Catch's fault. It was reality combined with drama and about an "honest job" which is the perfect lowest common denominator appeal. From there it was just a matter of time.
>>65006270
Not really.
In the first few seasons, when there wasn't a script, it was really fun. It wasn't educational so much as it was watching two middle-aged engineers build stuff.
Then they had to have a WACKY TEAM and a script for each episode, failing to realize that two middle-aged engineers can't act or line read all that well.
So now it's a bunch of older people trying to get excited about putting grease into ball bearing rails and trying to be nice to local law enforcement.
>>65006312
No American Chopper killed it.
>>65006343
It would be nice if they did more episodes like the one where they debunked moon landing haox theories.
>>65006371
No, Alien Planet killed t.
>>65006273
A lemurian, hardly any fan art of them sadlyy
>>65006371
FUCKING THIS
Fuck American Chopper, god damn. That was the beginning of the end. American Chopper lead to Deadliest Catch and Pawn Fats and Murkin Piggers.
Mythbusters to this day has some justifiable educational value.
>>65006422
the fuck i didn't post that
>>65006371
They aired same year.
They paved the way for Deadliest Catch, which ruined literally everything.
/co/ Comics and Cartoons
>>65006445
I would still blame American Chopper over Mythbusters. Not to quote XKCD, but atleast Mythbusters was about holding the world up to scrutiny and experimention.
>>65006559
Those shows should've aired on TLC, leaving Discovery for documentaries.
>>65006464
shsh, mentioning off topic calls the swarm.
>>65006464
Well, we ran out of postable Lilibees, so what can we do?
>>65006656
fap?
Someone call /tg/
We need more aliens up in here.
>>64972114
TOM JONES SENT IT
>>65006656
Same thing we always do, anon. Mingle around with pointless bullshit to distract us from the fact that our ultimate demises are inevitable.
>>65006726
Interesting answer.
>>64972114
a very lewd earthling boy
>>65006793
Everyone seems to have a different answer for this.
I never expected any of this to happen
>>65006726
I just realized that Tom Jones features in both Mars Attacks and Duck Dodgers.
As realizations go that's pretty weak, I know.
>>65006894
you asked for it
>gif somewhat related
>>65006708
Technically sfw.
>>65006897
Finally, someone else notices!
>>65006894
It's great, isn't it!
>>64991310
I wish Noill would draw more anything.
Is it legal on blue boards to post aliens with genitals so bizarre that an uninformed person would not recognize the picture as containing nudity?
>>65007071
I think so.
If not, well, see ya in three days!
>>65006788
those fucking trunk suckers the way they just flop onto the trees like a sticky hand
>>65007112
...what?
SNUUUUUU-SNUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>65007214
I think he's talking about an alien from Darwin IV
>sfw xeno thread on /co/
>nsfw xeno thread on /d/
life can be kind sometimes
not often but sometimes
>>65007214
>>65007236
http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/Trunk-Sucker
Confirmed.
>>65007281
/d/'s aliens are a bit.....extreme for me....
>>65007328
Pansy.
>>65007328
Don't feel too bad. This is about as far out there as I go when it comes to aliens.
>>65007328
Pussy.
>>65007403
>>65007354
Why must you be so hurtful
>>65007459
And your comments aren't hurtful to these strong, beautiful women, just because they don't conform to your standards of beauty?
>>65007504
This.
Check your privilege.
>>65007504
i just want something with a mouth full of razor teeth, id rather have something that...holds a more caring sentient body, does that make sense? i just dont want my xeno's looking like they are from a nightmare
You really start to appreciate natural alien beauty when you see that this is how Terrans look nowadays.
>>65007588
It's because the idea of cuddling something bigger, stronger, and very deadly/dangerous while it cuddles you back is very appealing.
>>65007703
i know that feel
>>65007703
i fucked that sentence up i meant to type
>"i just don't want something with a mouth full of razor teeth"
alright let me re-try that, i just dont want something so hideous that im frightened by it. i want one that can show all the emotions not just scaryness
>>65004338
>>65004564
how many times do i have to repost this stuff?
it's been reposted multiple times but this one has both parts
http://archive.moe/co/thread/55265876/#55278927
>>65007782
It's not her fault you're so pheromone blind that you can't tell how sad she is.
>>65007996
WHO IS THIS SHE?!
>>65008069
probably the dog-fish-thing.
Sorry, I mean dog-fish-lady.
Martian Girls? can do!
Classics are best
>>65008111>>65008106
>>65008125
>>65008174
>>65008237
>This is what people considered "exotic" back in the day
Did creativity and fun not exist until after WWII ended?
>>65008328
Egypt and Greece were a thing, Anon.
>>65008125
>>65008455
>>65008328
You have to remember they also lay eggs.
>>65008525
>>65008563
>>65008328
back in the day, pornography was not readily available to everybody, and women were not as, umh, sexually liberated as today. You could only bang what you dated. Even if you got a hod of a porn magazine, it only had a relatively small collection of modes, at east compared to today's pornography. That way, men didn't grow bored of just seeing tits, it was still a somewhat special occasion to look at those. Because of that, sexual stagnation didn't cause weird fetishes to develop. Seeing a boob that was a slightly different shape and color, or was dressed is an unusual bra was already extravagant.
This is the thread where we post martian beauties, right?
>>65008707
yes, yes, this is good.
>>65008618
>Crotch behind the rock
>Loincloth lying on the rock
I-is she rubbing her vagina against that rock?
>>65008695
I like your theory
>>65005585
Well, I'm not him but I gave it a go.
>>65008755
possibly
>>65008832
>>65008962
>>65008983
>Dejah Thoris
>not red-skinned
What part of "Red Martian" do people not understand?
>>65009060
Hey, native americans aren't exactly red either, despite what some people might say.
>>65009060
eh i dont mind artistic license
>>65009398
>>65009472
But wouldn't it be more interesting if she looked a bit more alien? Instead of just some white girl stripper with nipple coverings.
>>65009554
Isin't that the joke from the writer from Penny Arcade, making his cartoon self always lust after young dragons, bubbling masses of alien organs and old sci fi ship designs in a sexual manner?
>>65009554
I agree.
No love for Ning and Skun? The fuck /co/?
Okay, I just saved a the Dejahs posted
>>65009060
The books actually describe many Red martians as simply having more of a bronze tone to their skin.
Dejah, especially, was always described as such...And much of the old artwork typically portrayed her as only a shade or two darker than John Carter.
With the exception of the obviously green martians, basically everything on Barsoom is just the most extreme example of Earthly tones.
Even the Black Martians are just...Well...Consistently dark Africans.
And the Therns that are described as being pure white? They're just white people with bald heads. Which is why John Carter was able to pass for one so easily.
>>65010866
Yeah, I know. John Carter compared the Red Martians skin color to Native Americans. But still, that's not the pale white most people draw Dejah as. If they're going to be inaccurate, at least be inaccurate in a more interesting way.
And don't get me started on how no one can draw a Green Martian accurate to how they were described.
>>65011134
What is the most accurate drawing of the green martians?
>>65011134
>And don't get me started on how no one can draw a Green Martian accurate to how they were described.
Lemme guess: Black people who wore green thongs?
>>65011565
>Called Green Martians
>Assume they are black
I think you may be slightly racist.
>>65011516
For the body structure, something like this. They're described as having two entire torsos, one on top of the other, so they can crouch down and run on all fours while still having arms to hold weapons. Like a centaur.
>>65011884
And the wrong way, with the two sets of arms right next to each other.
>>65011751
It's called context you dumb faggot.
>>65011884
Well then, I was way off with my interpretation.
This Alien Planet show is awesome!
I saw bits of it years ago.
So I'm just going to post those fat vampires.
>>65012856
>>65012888
>>65012888
>Spider only has 6 legs
Absolutely terrible
>>65012938
Not if you're Aristotle.
>>65012938
I know, right?
When will fashion designers learn.
I'm covering my spiderbro's eyes so he doesn't see this horror.
>>65013003
Vampires aren't aliens.
>>65013103
But they live in space
>>65013103
These vampires live in space. They're alien vampires.
>>65013144
>>65013154
Are they from Earth?
>>65013174
Earthlings are aliens to any species not from Earth.
>>65013174
Unlikely.
>>65013200
But they aren't aliens to us, the makers of this alien thread.
Post some real aliens.
There are enough of them.
>>65013200
Yeah, but we're on an Earth based board.
>>65013243
>real aliens
Why did I say that?
>>65013243
Fine. You can have one alien but after that I'm cutting you off.
>>65013243
Are zombies aliens?
>>65013336
No, patrick, zombies aren't aliens.
>>65013336
Nope.
>>65013243
>Post some real aliens.
ok
>>65013360
Fuck yisss
>>65013349
>>65013354
Eh, okay, have starfire and two other aliens I guess.
So is anyone working on anything?
>>65014540
I'm working on a wicked boner right now.
Is it just me, or paheal doesn't have a single picture of the robot chick from dodgers?
>>65014559
good to know
>>65014682
Right?
>>65014695
tell us more about this boner
>>65014559
Not exactly what I was talking about but good for you.
>>65014720
Well it's kinda big, ya know?
Big and veiny, and kinda sore, because this thread's been up for a while, and it's my day off, and I just don't know when to quit sometimes....
>>65014863
Try putting ice on it.
>>65014895
I've never iced my dong before.
Is that a thing people do?
>Sunibee's tumblr is gone again
WHYYYYY
>>65014863
have you tried pushing a rusty needle into your penis hole?
>>65014960
He's trying to split SFW and NSFW again.
http://sunidonuts.tumblr.com/ - NSFW
http://sunibee.tumblr.com/ - SFW
>>65015041
Oh thank merciful christ...
>>65014935
It'll probably help.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
>dat pic where two Lilibees kiss buttholes
Do you even know what you've done, Suni?
You've changed everything.
The sad part is that next Martian Mondays will seem incredibly dull compared to this one.
>>65015279
Yeah, it probably will
>>65015279
Time to step it up.
>>65015336
you're creepy
>>65015300
It will be me and otherguy alone most of the time. He'll post screen caps and fan art of Tyr'ahnee and I'll attempt to draw something lewd and ultimately fail before going back to drawing dead people. One or two people might join briefly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e4Crth_Hb8
>>65015279
not if they become xeno-mondays
>>65015471
Well, to be honest, save for the last week we had pretty decent threads recently. Sometimes we talked about crossdressing blowjobs, or stinky vaginas, we even got some new decent art. Better than those threads ~2 months ago where it was literally just us bumping for an entire day.
>>65015669
True. If all goes well the threads will continue to be good. We don't get as much OC stuff as we used to.
>>65015738
Who will prevail?!
>>65016292
In a fight Darwin would most likely lose. Darwin was never really a very healthy person to begin with. After returning from his voyage around the world and settling down, he was prone to many illnesses. The factors for it were likely genetic.
However, as far as his theory is concerned Darwin would have already been a winner at that point in time. He has successfully passed on his genetic information to the next generation.
>>65016292
I should add that I know nothing of the creature on the right. Of the many alien creatures I know about, it simply is not one of them.
>>65016502
Goozes are walking sacks of soft, unevenly distributed fat, unless you crawl underneath one you could pick on them like a school bully.
>>65017419
Well that may change something. If this were a fight against a Martian I'd probably be able to give a much more conclusive answer.
>>65017419
>unevenly distributed fat
does that mean they have harder lumps of denser fat randomly placed in the soft areas, like fat old woman's legs?
Disgusting, would not hug.
>>65017419
You mean lilibees? Gooze is the name of one and she weighs like 1400 lbs.
And it looks like we reached 500 replies all without gargantuan amounts of shitposting!
>>65017756
And it's barely wednesday.
>>65017806
This calls for a celebration.
>>65016502
Yeah, didn't Darwin have Chaga's Disease, or something?
>>65017913
That's one hypothesis. I'm more on the side of it being genetic.
Any idea what a good picture to celebrate this with would be?
>>65018130
>>65018172
I meant drawing but that works.
>>65018172
excellent choice sir
>>65018130
And of our high-level drawfags willing to do a pic of the queen taking her top off?
>>65018194
Oh, general humanXxeno I guess. Lilibees are a popular choice right now.
>>65018274
I don't think we have high level drawfags.
>>65018130
How about we celebrate with cookies?
>>65018398
I'll take a cookie.
I'm glad I spent my day off in here.
>>65018903
here's five minutes of my work.
>>65019090
Cool. I'll try to think of something neat to make over the course of the week.
On second thought, I think I'll just settle for a quick sketch. There's really no reason to bother working an entire week on something to begin with.
>>65019631
But think of the sweeping vistas you could conjure up in a week.
It could be your opus.
Also, before the thread dies, I wanted to mention that this sketch is very nice
>>64965486
>>65019739
Eh, I don't know. The problem is I'm not really all that good at drawing the Queen. If I feel like it, I'll try something.
>>65019793
Thanks.
>mfw most of the Lilibees I posted got deleted
Welp, at least I didn't get banned...
>>65019900
huh, why? Most of them weren't technically nsfw.
>>65020006
Eh, Lilibees are NSFW right down to their very concept, so I'm not too surprised.
>>65020006
>Questioning the will of hotpockets
Is there a board that Lillbees can be posted on, in their full glory?
Does /d/ allow western art?
>>65020109
yeah, I think it does.
Also, /b/, obviously
>>65020109
Actually, this gives me an idea.
>>65020109
No, /d/ hates anything western, the few western art allowed by there had to fight to get in.
>>65020126
Haven't been to /b/ in 6 years.
Not sure if even Lilibees can lure me back there.
>>65020147
???
>>65020154
i enjoy an occasional visit to /b/, keeps my faith in humanity in check
>>65020191
You shall see it...Monday.
>>65020201
OH SHIII-
>>65020109
The xeno thread in /d/ right now has a lot of lilibee pics in it.
>>65020109
Copied and pasted from 4chan's rule page
/d/ - Hentai/Alternative
"Alternative" images including: futanari, bondage, tentacles, etc. are welcome. Caveats below.
Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.
Western drawn/styled ("toon") pictures and fan drawn ("fanart") images are not allowed.
>>65020225
Noice.
>>65020306
Now just out of curiosity, where can I learn about these lilibees? This is for science I assure you.
>>65020248
/d/ has there own drawthread and doubt most of the drawfags are Japs. Hell, there's a shit ton of western stuff in /d/ that never gets deleted.
>>65020314
There are two info pics linked in this thread about their dimensions and such, and the rest you learn from Suni in posts on tumblr and in his livestreams.
>>65020368
Fine.If there's not enough information, I can always pad out what is known
>>65020396
are you making a darwin's guide to female goodras.
>>65020478
MondayLilibees, xeomorphs, predators, and if possible, Tyr'ahnee. Basically all the aliens shown in the thread
>>65020396
Yeah, I've been making my own assumptions about them, as there really isn't that much concrete data on them.
Basically, I consider them to be large, placid frugivores that have sex for fun, and possibly as a defense mechanism.
>>65020520
>>65020551
Chances are it will be waste of time.But at least I'll be able to drop some mad trivia about the xenomorph