My name is Angela hey hello welcome to my very own show...
my name is Angela! And you are not Nanette Manior is a stuck-up jerk-faced snot!
>that short just before the digimon movie in theaters
>tfw I went with my friends in an attempt to get them into the show
>mfw completely backfired
Pretty sure this show tried to do what Arthur did. Except instead of subliminally turning kids into furries it made them think shitty art was okay. This show probably turned DA into what it is today.
>The only girl I've ever loveeeeeed
>Was born with roses in her eyes
>But then they buried her alive
>One evening 1945
>With just her sister at her side
>And only weeks before the guns
>All came and rained on everyone
>Now she's a little boy in Spain
> Playing pianos filled with flames
>On empty rings around the sun
> All sing to say my dream has come
/mu/ tipping it's fedora to euphoric /co/
Considering she loved sports, hockey and never gave two shits about dressing up she was probably a mondo dyke.
that french girl would have been abandoned by those sycophant girls once they discovered boys, leaving her free to become the dyke's prey.
Nah, they meet each other after years apart in the school library. Nanette is known as a stuck-up studying geek and Angela's friends with all the guys.
They both bump into each other working on an assignment, and reminsce about the old days and how they argued, then Angela starts asking questions about Nanette's friends, which pisses her off, but this just turns Angela on and one thing leads to another.
>tfw I enjoyed this show and watched it all the time when I was a kid
>tfw I found out /co/ hates it because it interrupted some digimon movie or something.
Oh fucking god, that show looks fucking terrible and horrifying. Someone kill the guy who invented that artstyle
IT'S IMPORTANT TO SLOW DOWN WHEN THE WORLD STOPS. WHEN THE WORLD STOPS IN ITS TRACKS YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND AND SAY "HEY! I DON'T THINK THIS WAS EVER MOVIN. WHAT KIND OF WORLD STAYS STILL?" AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF WORLD STAYS STILL, OUR WORLD STAYS STILL
WHAT AN INTERESTING FEELING IT WAS, TO BE IN MOTION. BUT I WASN'T IN MOTION I WAS STATIC. I WAS STATIONARY. THAT WAS MY POSITION.
AND THE COLONEL RANG UP, HE SAID "WHATS YOUR POSITION I FORGOT YOUR NAME."
I SAID "I DON'T HAVE A NAME BUT YOU CAN CALL ME STANLEY." I SAID "I HAVEN'T GOT A POSITION JUST TEL ME YOUR ORDERS SIR."
HE SAID "YOUR ORDERS ARE SIMPLE. I NEED YOU TO RETRIEVE THE GOLDEN JEWEL."
AND I SAID "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUNNY COLOR FOR A JEWEL."
HE SAID "DON'T FUCK WITH ME BUDDY. I GOT SYSTEMS AND YOU AIN'T GOT PAPERS, OKAY? LISTEN UP, THE GOLDEN JEWEL HAS GONE MISSING, OKAY?"
AND I CAUGHT HIM AGAIN I SAID "HEY! WHAT'S A GOLDEN JEWEL? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE" AND HE SAID "FUCK FUCKER FUCK!"
...AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THAT MANY SWEARS IN A ROW. YOU COULD CURSE A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT THREE'S A BIT EXCESSIVE IN MY VIEW."
HE SAYS "I'M NOT INTERESTED INJ YOUR VIEW" AND I SAID "I AM. I'M INTERESTED IN MY VIEW BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY VIEW I GOT."
AND HE SAID "DON'T YOU GET ONTO ME ABOUT VIEWS I GOT A HUNDRED OF EM."
I THOUGHT, THAT'S A RICH MAN THERE HE'S GOT A HUNDRED VIEWS. SO I SAID "WHAT'S MY POSITION?"
HE SAID "YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT"
I SAID "WE'RE CONSTANTLY MOVING!" AND HE SAID "WELL YOU'VE CONTRADICTED YOURSELF THERE CAUSE YOU SAID WE WERE STATIONARY A MINUTE AGO."
AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN!"
NOW I DID KNOW SOMETHIN AT THAT POINT BUT IT WASN'T MUCH. IT WAS A LITTLE MORE THAN NOTHIN, BUT CERTAINLY IT WASN'T MUCH. WASN'T ENOUGH TO OPEN A BANK ACCOUNT, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
"CAN I OPEN A BANK ACCOUNT?"
"NO, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION."
"WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE THE INFORMATION? CAN I NEVER OPEN AN ACCOUNT?"
HE SAID "THAT'S THE SYSTEM."
I SAID "GOD DAMN THIS SYSTEM I'VE ALREADY SCREWED IT OVER ONCE BUT IT SCREWS ME OVER EVERY DAY!"
NOW THE TV REMOTE'S FUCKIN BROKE SO I GOT A STICK. I DON'T LIKE TO SWEAR BUT IT DO IT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD.
>that fucking episode included in the Digimon movie that always plays first.
I still can't get over the fact that Ian D'sa was an animator on this.
I actually liked the show, although the fact that our dub wasn't nearly as unlistenable as the original definitely helped there.
>buy digimon soundtrack
>pop it in, expecting some wicked barenaked ladies tunes
>HI, IT'S ME ANGELA ANACONDA
I remember liking this show a lot when I was a child. When I rewatched it, it certainly wasn't as good as I remembered but I still enjoyed it.
I guess that Digimon bit really killed any sort of reputation it had.