at what age does Clarence buy his first fedora?

Clarence strikes me as an unironic propeller beanie kind of guy.

What about him screams "fedora wearer"?

What makes anyone a fedora wearer?

>>63823979
>What makes anyone a fedora wearer?
Typically a sense of intellectual superiority, which Clarence doesn't show.

>>63822285
Jeff is the Fedora wearer, Clarence would wear some odd novelty hat.

I think it's the same anon who makes the I hate Steven threads. Did you get touched in the bum for five seconds OP?

>>63822285
>at what age does Clarence buy his first fedora?
whatever age he happens to be when OP stops being a faggot

>>63824051
Jeff is literally the "Good Guy", so there's that.

I can't believe Skylar Page raped and killed a girl in 1999.

clarence will be the guy who shaves his head bald while growing the manliest of beards because it's fun

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>>63824051

And he would be adorable wearing it. Why is he such a qt child? I want to pat him on the head.

>>63824074
Plus the way he only watches courtroom drama cartoons and game shows make me think he'd be the kinda guy to buy one to imitate 20's fashion.

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>>63822285
>Clarence
>Ever being the kind to wear a fagdora
A serial gropist needs only his boxer-briefs.

>>63824058
You were shitting up those threads to.

>>63824074
>That nice guy line
Lord it was great

>>63824034
give it time. his retardedness will change over

at what age does Clarence start fucking bitches

At what age does Clarence get his own show and grope bitches?

>>63824051
>Clarence grabs a grimy stovepipe hat out of a box at a yard sale
>"HEY JEFF, CHECK OUT THIS COO FEDORA!"
>tips it toward random hot chick
>"malady..."
>she scuttles away, obviously uncomfortable

>>63827112
>that joke
See it would actually fit perfectly in the show. I still feel bad the creator got wrenched. Rip Skylar.

>>63824034
I wish. These days, fedoras just denote social awkwardness.

>>63822285
you mean jeff

>>63822545

How did fedora become a thing. Like it's at the very least donned by enough autists to were you can back up the stereotype.

What attracts autists to the hat and has it beat trenchcoats in popularity at this point?

>>63823979
being fat

>>63831389
Humphrey Bogart.

>>63822285
He would die of his retardedness (either doing something stupid or just whatever his health issues are) before he would buy a fedora

I hope Jeff being a fedora-lord is just a one time thing

How could that even happen to him, he's got two moms, for fuck's sake

>>63823979

His autism. He clearly has the early stages of it.

>>63829024
When was this? What episodes was he directly involved in?

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>>63826741
Done.