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Hey guys! I found a comic you might enjoy!

Also, what /co/-related thing traumatized you into believing dumb shit when you were younger?
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>>63027326
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>>63027363
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>>63027402
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fuck I hate braces
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>>63027417
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>>63027402
This is 100% my fear.
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>>63027402
I had a bedroom similar to this except the big mirror was that the foot of my bed so whenever I tossed and turned I would freak myself out.
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>>63027467
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>>63027326

This comic legitimately makes me paranoid about everything.
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>>63027526
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Why do I feel kinda dizzy reading these.
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>>63027417
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>>63027576
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>>63027530
What's this called again?
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>>63027402
I had a mirror in my bedroom and feared when there were lightning storms that my image would come out if I looked directly at it.
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Yea, these can be pretty brutal.
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>>63027654
Guest comic!
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>>63027659
Phuzzy Comics
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>>63027692
I think about this everytime I drive with my windows down. And if I don't worry about myself, I worry about it happening to someone else because of the shit in my car or even a receipt.
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>>63027675
Nope nope nope nope nopeity nope.
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>>63027504
Mine is the world is conspiring to make an ass of me.
I'll be fine about to go to sleep, then a creepy idea gets in my head, ghosts monsters serial killer whatever. Then I'll quickly realize that's foolish. Then I'm afraid that my fear will become reality because the world doesn't like me being so presumptuous.
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>>63027576
what
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>>63027326
this is not too bad, although it would be better without the tumblr noses.
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>>63027675

My gums hurt from looking at that. Jesus.

Thank God I don't have a beard.
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>>63027720
Here's a funny one.
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Superstitious babies: the thread
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>>63027718
bless you bb.
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>>63027770
thank God I keep my razor and my toothbrush in separate places
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>>63027772
This comic is convincing me that relatives are all cunts to children.
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>>63027834
Why would you tell someone that what the fuck
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>>63027770

But then I worry that the razor will get caught in some important artery on the back of my leg, and I won't find out about it until I've almost bled to death.
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>>63027851
>attackontitan.jpg
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>>63027855
My cousin was shaving her leg once and the razor was crooked at the edge and when she pulled back really fast over shin she flayed off a layer of skin.
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>>63027834
This one is based on a pretty common superstition. If you fall asleep with chairs facing your bed, it's an invitation for spirits to visit you.
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>>63027707
why would you care? you're dead

>>63027720
unless you only have one hand or something, just take the bag off
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>>63027675
fffffuck
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>>63027851
Why red?
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>>63027834
Now my foot hurts
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>>63027778
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>>63027902
>pretty common superstition

Is it? Shit, I should give it a try.
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>>63027902
ow
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>>63027851
>Dinner's ready. Where's Grandpa?
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>>63027912
You wouldn't care that noone really cares about you?
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This would be better if he tried to make his drawings scary instead of this cute crap
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>>63027991
Im choking to death
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>>63027902
counting that they would only stay there exclusively when I'm sleep, damn they can watch me all night long
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>>63027983
My knee hurts now. Fuck this thread. I hope you and the comic artist step on a fucking lego.
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>>63027851
Good luck kid, hope you have the sun magic.
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>these fucking red block noses
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>>63028054

You dick.
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>>63028012
people caring about you isn't the same as no one being able to give a decent eulogy
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>>63028048
Ever had sleep paralysis? Some people think Old Hags are spirits visiting. Imagine seeing an old hag chilling in your chair, Anon.
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This isn't scary, it's awesome.
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>>63028174
>sleep paralysis

Fuuuuuucccckkkk
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>>63028165
The point is your life amounted to nothing and you affected no one else's lives.
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>>63028186
I feel this way, but instead of robot, retardation.

>You're retarded but no one tells you
>It explains all of your social hang-ups
>It explains why you aren't successful
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>>63027778
Half of it isn't even superstition. It's more like paranoid of dumb luck.
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>>63028243
I...I know that feel.

Dammit.
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>>63028236
everyone's life amounts to nothing
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>>63028174
b-but I'm sleeping anyway, so I won't see shit, r-right?
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All right. I'm out of pictures to show since I don't want to repost everything from the guy's tumblr. This thread is now a nightmare fuel thread.
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>>63027834
I stepped on a needle and managed to get about an inch and a half into my heel. It took a lot of force to pull out, but overall, it didn't hurt that much. Didn't even bleed.

Sometimes things are only scary until they actually happen.
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>>63028310
You're wrong, Anon.

Sleep paralysis is a state between waking and sleeping. Your body literally enters paralysis so that when you are asleep you don't act out your dreams. It's perfectly natural. However, if you're aware during this process, you will experience (or at least perceive) a racing heart-rate, labored breathing, and an immense feeling of dread. To help you out, your brain might show you some images including auditory and visual waking hallucinations.
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You guys should read Fuan no Tane. That comic is actually spooky.
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BWAAAHHH
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>>63028243
Holy fuck this.
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>>63027932
He played Castlevania.
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>>63027851
So that's where he's been all these years.
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>>63028335
I know that feel
I remember going fishing with my dad. Somehow, when I swinged the rod, half of the hook got stuck right in the middle of my thumb nail. Thinking about it know makes me shiver, but my only reaction, while looking at my hand, were "oh...fuck"
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>>63028243
>>63028275
Well...I feel better knowing that others feel the same way
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>>63028335
Almost same thing happened to me. Was walking barefoot in my house and stepped on a tack. One of those flat ones, and it just sat there in my big toe. No bleeding till I pulled it out. It almost felt like it was stuck on something, like hooked into my toe. Never again.
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>>63027772
That's what you get for sleeping in the street, fucker!
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>>63028385
Post some pics, Anon.
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>>63028375
why the fuck would my own brain do this to me? I gave him porn and videogames, what else does it want?
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>>63028236
Others people opinions don't mean shit
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>as a kid I used to run and hide every time I flushed the toilet because I thought it would explode
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>>63028259
Some of the paranoia ones are straight up impossible, and most *are* 2spookyghosts
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This isn't just a fear, it's a fact.
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>>63028375
>a racing heart-rate, labored breathing, and an immense feeling of dread. To help you out, your brain might show you some images including auditory and visual waking hallucinations.

These experiences are worse than any nightmare I've ever had.
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>>63028243
>tfw you're actually severely autistic and everything you've ever experienced has been completely altered by your mind to make you think were a functioning human being, while the real you is a borderline vegetable incapable of communicating with others that often sits alone all day and stares into a snow globe.
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>>63027675
NOPE.
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>>63028418
It's amazing, isn't it? Thinking about my teeth coming out like a string of pearls makes me nauseous, but were it to actually happen, I'd probably just calmly drive myself to a dentist with the radio on.
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>>63028516

I fear ghosts watch me poop
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>>63028468
>Dat dachshund
I think I have diabetes now...

Anyway, you don't really have to worry about SP. Just educate yourself about it and if it ever happens to you, it doesn't have to be a negative and traumatizing experience.

>http://sleepdisorders.about.com/od/causesofsleepdisorder1/a/What-Causes-Sleep-Paralysis.htm
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When I was a little boy, I was afraid of monsters. They always lurked in the dark places where the light didn’t reach. It didn’t matter how many times my father shone a flashlight into the dark corners of my closet: I knew, the moment that the light was gone, the monsters would come back.

And they always did.

When I grew up, I learned why: the real monsters don’t hide in dark corners and closets. The real monsters are the ones that live behind your eyes, in the darkness of your mind, and it takes more than a flashlight to send them away.
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>>63028583
You shouldn't be afraid of that.
Because there's absolutely no way that that doesn't already happen.
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My irrational fear is that if I'm lying in bed on one side of the bed facing that one side, there is someone or something right behind me on the bed watching me.
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>>63028375
I once had sleep paralysis. Though it was pretty mild, just woke up paralyzed and kept hearing this drilling noise in my ears. Tried my best to move my fingers to snap out of it but didn't really work. Lasted a minute and didn't see any scary visions or anything, just my almost pitch black room. That was some weird shit.
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>>63028648
My bed is against the wall
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>>63028648
Holy fuck me too. Or a variation on it but me too.
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>>63027675
Why did I read it?!?
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I should wear glasses.
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>>63027944
Why are you using a retarded animu version of that image.
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>>63028724
Yep. I get SP like that too. That or the bed shakes a whole lot.
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>>63028583
Being a ghost must suck if all they can do is watch people sleep and poop and whatnot.
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>>63028724
>implying you weren't tagged by aliens
It's cute how you've almost managed to convince yourself that it didn't happen.

I bet you think those headaches are normal, right?
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>>63028648

What if that someone/thing just wants to be the big spoon?
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>>63027886
Thank God I'm not the only one that thought that.
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I hate that moment right between awake and sleep, because every so often, right when I'm about to drift off, my body will give a tremendous jerk, like someone is grabbing my shoulder and shaking it vigorously.

It freaks me the fuck out.
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>>63028583

>There are ghosts that watch you poop
>They spend all their time in the bathroom waiting on someone to take a shit
>Other ghosts don't like to talk about them
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>>63027983
When I was a young driver I backed into one of those and it ripped off like it was made of paper.
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>>63028149
Good lord, is there a prize on the other side of that? Because there should be.
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>>63028880
I'm trying to wake you up, anon.

Please wake up.
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>>63028893
>yfw ghosts can phase underneath your bum and watch the dukey squeeze out
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>>63028880
I do it, too. My twitch is usually a kick, though.
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>>63028174
>>63028200
When I was in college I shared an apartment with four other guys. All of us were dating people at the time. We had a used couch. EVERYONE that fell asleep on that couch got sleep paralysis. I was once moaning for entire minutes, trying to form words.
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>>63028946
You get to keep all the legos jammed into your flesh.
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>>63028893
>There are ghosts at the restaurants, who like to watch strangers eat
>There are ghosts who sit on the empty backseats of your car, or a bus, or a train, who just like to travel along, destination doesnt matter.
>There are ghosts sitting at the mall chair, in the furniture stores, or at the food court, just to watch people go by
>There are ghosts who seat next to people using computers, just to watch em browse hundreds of websites, or play videogames

When you are a ghost, probably teres nothing much else to do besides watching the living...
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>>63028998
Sounds like a shitty couch.
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>>63028767
Haha! Glasses master race! Years of shitty eyesight have all lead up to this moment. The moment where I don't get a straw jammed into my eyeball.
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>>63029019
For some reason, I'm actually comforted by that.
I'm not alone after all.
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>>63028998
What >>63029035 said.
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>>63029019
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57la-XjkOhg
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>>63029019
But there's some perks to that. Like you can watch any sports game you want live. And you probably can go onto the field and fuck with people.
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>>63027901
This is actually pretty common.

It happened to me a few times when i was younger. It's honestly not all thaf bad, just looks pretty gorey.
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>>63029019
>There are ghosts that watch you jerk of to unforgivable porn
Ghosts are basically the NSA.
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>>63028426
>>63028398
>>63028275
This is what it feels like when doves cry.
>>63028949
You ever have those dreams where you wake up and go through your day? Sometimes you get to the toilet. Sometimes you get to the shower. Sometimes it goes further a lot further in fact, almost half your day is done in that dream. And the worst part, you were havinga really good day.
You ever wonder how far you can really get? Could you go the whole day? More days in fact? Hows life been treating you lately anon?
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>>63029096
What do you mean "basically"? The US government has been employing the spirits of the restless dead for decades.
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>>63029096
And doesn't even have the common decency to give a ghost blowjob? If it gets to watch my unforgivable porn at least it could help a bro out.
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>>63029124
>You ever have those dreams where you wake up and go through your day? Sometimes you get to the toilet. Sometimes you get to the shower. Sometimes it goes further a lot further in fact, almost half your day is done in that dream. And the worst part, you were havinga really good day.
>You ever wonder how far you can really get? Could you go the whole day? More days in fact? Hows life been treating you lately anon?

I've lived entire lives before in my dreams. Its fucking torture to wake up from them.
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>>63028392
Well... this has sullied conventions for me forever.
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>>63029190
Did you remember to tell your son you love him even though you don't think he's real?
>>63028392
This but instead it's coat wracks and the indentation of where my brainstem meets my brain.
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>>63027991
I can't breathe.
10/10 you glourious bastard.
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>>63028418
Almost the same story, except I stepped on a broken bottle. Had a big circular cut in my foot and was leaving bloody footprints... the perfect excuse to get dad to take me home, since we weren't catching anything and I was bored.
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>>63029157
>>>/x/
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>>63029275
>Did you remember to tell your son you love him even though you don't think he's real?
...what is this from?
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>>63029096
yeah, but like most ghost, they can't tell on you

So, no worries
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>>63029322
For the Man who has everything.
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>>63028243

Christ I thought I was the only person that thought this. It doesn't help that I have a really bad hearing problem and think that people are talking behind my back all the time.
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>>63028583
Ghost world is exactly the same as the real world, except they can see us... it's pretty annoying for them, actually. Having to deal with naked people all the time who can't hear you.
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>>63027504
Bad news, your mirror really is watching you. Good news, it wishes you no ill will, it's just fapping.
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>>63029388
Alright, I knew I had felt that feel before.
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>>63029385
The Government also has hundreds if not thousands of Mediums on hand. They're secretly census workers. They come to your house and take Census meanwhile if you've been up to any interesting activities a ghost will alert them and they'll mark the house and return for an examination.
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>>63029190
couple of times i have dreamt with girls that don't exist, they seemed really honest, and happy

I was having a much better time than with actual girls
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>>63029388
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>>63029394
I'm charismatic and friendly, but a bit of an oddball socially and sometimes have trouble forming thoughts into words. Not like I have a speech impediment or anything, but I often can't communicate ideas effectively in person (unless it's with someone I know well, which is weird). I feel like everyone who doesn't know me well thinks I have some learning disability or something. Ugh.
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>>63029385
They can tell the other ghosts.
The entirety of the afterlife is gossiping about what anon was masturbating to the other day.
Your greatgrandmother is ashamed of you anon.
Your greatgrandfather sometimes gives you the thumbs up.
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>>63029486
>I feel like everyone who doesn't know me well thinks I have some learning disability or something

I hate this. I also have this weird problem with acting entirely different after someone's first impression of me.
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>>63027945
Hi /x/
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>>63029521
>gives you the thumbs up.

the ass?
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>>63029486
>speech impediment
I do/did and it blows
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>>63028174
>sleep paralysis
Also known as the body doing a fear diagnostics check. Just to make sure you're still afraid of stuff.
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>>63029649
Has my Body not been paying attention to the rest of my life? I'm still afraid of stuff.
I spent most of last weekend making sure I wasn't in a position to get car jacked.
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>>63027576
pff
i grew up in a superstitious asian family
they kept telling me that a dark burnt figure kept watching me while i sleep on my crib

close enough, on the day i was born, people in guadalajara died from an explosion from a gas leak
and that i was one of those victims in my previous life

what a silly story
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>>63028298
UNLESS they fuck an alien. Then they'd be living out the dreams of all mankind from the dawn of civilization and making intimate first contact. That's something .
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>>63028880
>that feeling that you're falling when you're on completely solid bed
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>>63029726
Oh man, I get that one all the time.
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>>63029019
Ghosts just spend their time doing/looking at stuff that made them comfortable in life.
>fat guy
>always wanted to travel more
>one of those mall girls
>NEETs
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This is some Fuan No Tane shit
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>>63029486
Are you me. My life. In this post right here.

I work in retail ontop of it and just got promoted to manager work so I have to deal with ordering and using precise wording over the phone and in person with customers and holy shit am I reeling. I stutter and pause which doesn't reflect well at all with people when you're trying to sell a product.

Though I feel like people are more forgiving of it if you're not a guy. Which is shitty but I see it happen elsewhere and in my own case.
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>>63027675
This is why I use a fucking straight razor - now way are you ever going to mistake that shit for a toothbrush
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>>63029157
>>63029096
I KNEW IT
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>>63029814
thanks for the disturbing emmories (i read all of it, couldn't stop)
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>>63027675

That's why I don't own a razor.

Or brush my teeth.
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>>63027692
This is probably one of my greatest fears.

When my grandmother finally got sick enough to be moved into assisted living I kept planning to go back and visit her one last time, but kept pushing it back for work, for school, and other shit.

When I finally cleared a weekend to travel home and visit her, she passed away the Wednesday morning before.


Since then I always make sure to tell family members "I love you" when they leave or I talk to them on the phone.
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>>63027363
People never understand why I don't like mushrooms, I though I was the only one.
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>>63028767
Why are you going out of order?
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>>63029922
there was a creepypasta about that mushroom that control bugs behavior

i forgot the name
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>>63027467
THIIIIIS
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>>63029864
No kidding, I can't even look at the corners of my house.
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>>63028149
Pssh - piece of cake. My entire bedroom floor looked like that until I was in 7th grade.
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>>63029959
When i was Little this happened to me with 2 small pillars my mom owned (the ones you put flower vases on)

When it was dark, it seemed they where moving, and their lower part seemed like 4 Little tentacles
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>>63029952
It's a fungus. It was the fungus from that one zombie game where it's joel and the mary sue. It's a real fungus, too.
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>>63030024
i know, but there was a pasta before that game
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>>63027901
>My cousin was
And this is how rumors get made.
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My teeth dreams are cool

people are always like "eugh oh god I had a dream where all my teeth were made of chocolate and it hurt"
fuck that I don't get that shit

In the last teeth dream I had, I had retractable teeth and was eating a whole bunch of popsicles without being in pain from cold on my teeth. Shit was cash
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>>63030061
What if Anon was watching their cousin when it happened?
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>>63029085
I had that happen too. Now I have an uneven hunk of skin that grew over it in the joint of my ankle.
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>>63030069
>I had retractable teeth and was eating a whole bunch of popsicles without being in pain from cold on my teeth
thats pretty fucking cool.
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>>63030054
But it's a real fungus. That's the thing. It kills the bug by eating it from the inside out and then makes it climb to a high place to spread spores. It's why I'm glad that flamethrowers are legal (except in California).
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>>63030136
Carlos is that you
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>>63027326
>Also, what /co/-related thing traumatized you into believing dumb shit when you were younger?

I spent years believing this was a real thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtrYO-Mog60

Fucking Australians.
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>>63029922
thats literally never happened.
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>>63030191
Did so. I saw it on Hannibal.
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I've recently become afraid of angering someone with my driving and them driving up next to my car and just shooting me in the face.
I don't know why.
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>>63030203
That was a good episode.
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>>63029190

Oh, I read that Junji Ito story.
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>>63030160

Fucking Commiefornia.
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>>63030224
I heard this happens in Russia a lot.
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>>63030235
I've never read any Junji Ito
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>>63030278
Fix that.
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>>63030191
I know, I know. That would imply that all fungi grow under the same conditions, if any mushroom could grow inside of me there wouldn't be only a couple for a fruit or a different one for bread. But I still can't avoid imaging each fillament coming being inspired and growing inside of my lungs.
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>>63030224
Never go to Texas. It's not considered strange there for someone to have a gun pulled on them for tailgating.
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>>63030093
It woud be "I saw", if someone else is doing it it's because no one was there.
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>>63030278
The man lives months, then years, then centuries and even more progressively each night. The proces evolves his human body.
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my biggest fear is admittedly nihilistic and im sorry for it
it that im afraid that i am either reliving my entire life on endless loop without knowing and whenever i die, my baby form forgets everything and i start over again
or that im creating everything around me with everything im feeling or seeing a fake/a hallucination or that im just in a void so a hallucinate everything
and whenever i think of either too deeply i panic a little
someone help
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>>63028552
...I sometimes feel like this, but rather than being retarded, I was involved in a horrible accident and I'm in a coma, sitting in a hospital bed somewhere and everything I say in this coma dream I actually say or mumble in that bed.

When I think about that I try not to talk too much for a while.
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I have the occasional fear that, at any second, a nuke will go off and kill me almost instantly. The more I think about it the more I'm afraid that it'll happen in the next few seconds and my heart starts to get heavy.

Then I hear a car start outside and freak the fuck out
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>>63027576
Holy shit thats scary
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Back before zombies flooded the market, and my childhood self had almost no experience with them, I would have gut-wretching dreams about them. Having to survive an onslaught. My family all dying and being consumed. I used to have one where my mom turned, and I still kept her in the house like it was normal, while trying not to be eaten by her.
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>>63029976
It'd be fine, since the foot is spread across multiple sharp points instead of a single edge. Same principle for a bed of nails.
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>>63029447

>Wake up with a girl in my arms
>Pull her close
>Feel her warmth
>Know that she loves me and I love her
>Couldn't be happier
Then I wake up for real. ;-;
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>>63027834
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>>63030642
Same thing happens to me on occasion, only the girl doesn't have any facial features at all.

Like, it's just a stretch of skin for a face and nothing else.
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>>63030642
Was that girl your waifu?
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>>63027902
shit, I do that all the time but I use it as a desk for my laptop before I go to bed. I think I'm safe on account of some hoodoo that a spirits won't rest on complicated technology.

Or what if my computer is haunted now?
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>tfw ghosts probably watched you for a bit but then got bored and only watch you when you get shit on by the world outside of home
>tfw ghost of dad is probably ashamed and confused that his youngest son is a worthless "artist" and a closet furry...
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>>63027834
>>63028335
I remember once I got a peace of wood stuck in my leg and after a week I just popped it out and there was more like fluids all over it rather than blood. What weirded me out was how it just sealed up a second later
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>>63030839

Either the computer being haunted or being infected with a screamer virus.

Wasn't there a kids show where the computer was haunted or something?
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>>63030839
>There's a ghost inside my porn folder
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>>63027834
That reminds me of the time I got a splinter in the right butt cheek and it was in deep. A week later if came the left side of the cheek.
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>tfw I'd shit my pants and die of fear if I found out a ghost was with me in bed
>tfw I'd be to awkward even in the afterlife to talk to the ghost that spooned me
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>>63030911
>>63030839
>So that's where all this ghost porn came from
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>>63030927
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>>63030941
>huh, who knew gramps had such good tastes?
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>>63030911
>finish fapping
>think that maybe my dead ancestors can see my every move

h-hi great grandma
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>>63029486
>>63029815

Holy shit it's like you two are me.

>people are more forgiving of it if you're not a guy

Very true, pretty much the only aspect of my life that makes me wish I was a girl.
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>>63028375
>that one poor anon from a while ago that had sleep paralysis memories of his uncle molesting him
That was a fucked up thread.
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>>63030581
Christ, same.
It wasn't even the zombies themselves for me, it was this felling of panic, or helplessness.
Mine would have me at school, during nap time. The intruder drill would go off, our teacher would leave to see what was happening, and suddenly we'd start hearing screams and see people rushing past the door, followed by slower lumbering forms.
The dream would always end with one of them stopping at the door and starting to pound on it.

Had this feeling like I was an animal trapped in a cage, watching everyone else get slaughtered. It was horrible.
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>>63028468
That shits no fucking joke. When you get those Old Hags sitting on your chest. Its the fucking worse.
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>>63028375
Every time I get that, I end up getting into horrific nightmares. If there's one consolation, it's that I become aware of it, then break off from it, which takes a considerable amount of effort since my whole body feels like it's wrapped in 10 straight jackets.
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>>63030642
I have those dreams all the time. All the freaking time, last one was a week ago about meeting with my sixth grade crush, and another one with a girl I really liked in high school.
The weird thing is I never dream about my actual girlfriend. What does that say about me?
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>when you die, the last thing you think about will reflect your afterlife (which is just your brain glitching out in it's death throes and making an instant seem like an eternity)
>death is inherently painful, so you'll think about pain if you're not sleeping
>which means you'll panic in your last moments and think about all the worst things in your life as well as the pain
>which means your eternity will be spent in a personal painful hell of which there is no escape
>eventhorizondeletedscene.gif
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>>63030993
hi willis
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>>63031086
You're dreaming every moment with her. She's not real.

Nah, it most likely means everything is fine. No need to fantasize anything when you're living it.
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>stingy horrible fears

Ya'll niggas should watch this, it's got a bunch of them. Shitty laughable movie animationwise, and the dialogue is over the hedge edgy, but some of the imagery and ideas are legit creepy.
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>>63031076
>it's that I become aware of it

That's even worse, in my experience. You try to will yourself to wake and sit up, but you know, you just fucking knowing, as soon as you force your eyes open, something will be waiting, right there in front of your face.
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>>63031093
nah, the point of your brain glitching is to bring pleasant thoughts because of the fact you are dying
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>>63031093
What if in your last moments all you can think of is delicious brown D cup titties and round ass?
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>>63031093
>eventhorizondeletedscene.gif
w-what?
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>>63028174
Ugh thats the worst thing ever, especially in the car when you're trying to say something but you can't really move your mouth and your neck hurts. I keep being reminded and it gives me chills
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>>63031177
I'd post it but I think it's raw enough to get me banned for posting gore.
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>>63031177
Watch Event Horizon sometime.
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>>63031076
I get it a lot, usually when someone is trying to wake me up. I keep trying to tell them I'm awake for what feels like minutes, but it always turns out to be only a few seconds. It's weird.

But yeah, fighting it is so annoying.
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>>63031177
In Event Horizon there's a scene of hell that got deleted. Basically it's really horrible hardcore stuff that's just realistic enough for people to take it out of the movie.
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>>63028583
>That one time when the power goes off in the middle of the night when you're taking a shit
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>be next to a great height
>strong urge to throw myself out

>be in a speeding car
>strong urge to open the door and jump off if I'm a passenger, urge to get on a highway above a cliff and drive off if I'm driving

>have a knife in the kitchen with someone nearby
>strong urge to stab them

>talking to someone in a public setting
>strong urge to punch them

>holding a small defenseless animal
>strong urge to mangle and strangle it

>completely quiet and comfy
>strong urge to scream and thrash and break things

I don't consider myself an angry person, I'm a pacifist, I like nice things. Why does this happen to me? Why do I get the strong urge to just let the warp overtake me?
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>>63031350
>taking shits in the middle of the night

Savages.
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>>63031376
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>>63031376
>>be next to a great height
>>strong urge to throw myself out
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>>63031401
change that to "you're a heretic" and we're golden
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>>63031376
You realize that this world is not real, that it's an obscene lie, and you feel suffocated, and maybe, just maybe, if you lash out hard enough, the walls will crumble, the curtain will fall, and you will finally see the Truth.
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I once had a nightmare that my nose was cut off and someone glued a red wooden block to my face and now every shitty tumblr webcomic triggers me.
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>>63027326
>>63027363
>>63027402
>>63027417
Is having her nose replaced by a sausage part of her nightmares?
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>>63031376
>>holding a small defenseless animal
>>strong urge to mangle and strangle it

There's actually a term for the urge to harm or kill babies. And its more common than you think.
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>>63028335
yeah, once I was walking in a wooden area and a twig that was hanging from a tree slid past my eyeball and like an inch into my eye socket; I just pulled it out and was a little wierded out once I realized what happened.
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>>63031376
>Younger brother is learning to drive
>Mom lets him drive us home from the store
>We pass a semi going in the opposite direction
>He immediately admits that he just fought the urge to slam us head-on into the truck
>Laughs about it as if he didn't just tell us he had the urge to kill us all
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>>63031145
i am reading a review, i dont think i would dare after reading the plot.

I am not a brave man
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>>63031376
It's called "the call of the void". It's part of a theory where we're actually all part of a giant simulation, and some part of our subconscious feels the need to break free of it, maybe because our "true" selves are being forced into the simulation. So we want to end the simulation by going primal and forcing the simulation to react.

Other things support this, like the fact that the homeless community is networked and share a giant mythology most of us shrug off as them being raving drug abusing lunatics, or just old people being senile. However, there are many similarities between their rantings if you pay close attention. So maybe people who fulfill the urges get a bigger part of the picture they don't wish the share completely.

The brain controls you, but do you control the brain?
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>>63031447
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>>63030642

FUCK.

That happened to me once.

Before I woke up for real, it was the happiest ten seconds of my life.

Before or after.
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>>63031579
>>63031447
Okey-dokey, Morpheus.
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>>63027834
Damn, imagine if you were human and this happened to you.
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>>63030456
no one shares the same feel?
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>>63027526
THIS IS CONSTANTLY MY FEAR!
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>>63031658
You tell us.
We are you, after all.
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>>63031565
Trust me, it's only conceptually spooky, but the story itself is fucking hilarious. Not even before the 15 minute mark you have a dog aborting a fetus and ripping off a man's dick, and then having a boy sodomize him, all in glorious shitty cel shaded models in such a low framerate you swear it's all going to crash. I'm watching it right now, and it's not that frightening. There arent even any screamers, which is refreshing, the horror is all slow paced, like they turn this obvious religious thing with a jesus christ figure going "he watches you and loves you" into the main character fucking someone in a room full of eyeballs with that same phrase repeated, making it turn from religious into pornografic. That probably doesn't help.

Also there's silent hill mannequin tentacle rape /ss/, not even joking, it's pretty hot.
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>>63031658
Honestly, your post sounds like you're trying too hard to fit in with everyone else's existential feels, and thus doesn't sound genuine in the slightest.
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>>63031631
We are simply explaining to Anon that it is time to wake up.
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>>63028583
>There's a ghost sucking your dick each time you masturbate
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>>63028767
Who jams a drink that hard into their face? Also, why is he dining with a cat?
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>>63031766
>feel a dark presence in my house
>start masturbating and making lewd sounds like "yeah baby, I know you like this, how about you put those ring girl lips around it"
>don't even finish masturbating, feel of dread is gone

ghosts are fags.
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I sent in a submission.

Basically It's not just the fear of oblivion when I die, it's the idea that what if you remove the darkness of oblivion, only to find a flesh wall of faces staring back at you.
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>>63031840
Have you ever watched "what dreams may come"?
There's a scene in hell that's literally that, except it's a floor that demons step on.
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>>63031766
>There are ghosts taking turns fisting your asshole as we speak
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>>63030456
>or that im creating everything around me with everything im feeling or seeing a fake/a hallucination or that im just in a void so a hallucinate everything
That's solipsism, I have a bit of that sometimes. Just gotta remember, you're not important enough to be the center of everything.
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>>63027851
WHAT"S GOOD NIGGUAH?!
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>>63031878
>you will never awaken from sleep paralysis to find a ghost girl straddling you and moaning emphatically as she rides your erect cock, her feeling you in her but you feeling nothing, just witnessing her getting off to fucking you while you're helpless and can't feel anything
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>>63031376
L'appel du vide also known as Intrusive thoughts. Everyone has them.
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>>63031859
Isn't there a theory that only half-filled planes will crash? With the idea that if a flight has so many cancellations, its because all the people feel a communal sense of dread and subconsciously refuse to go on the flight.
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>>63031914
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>63031914
Ghost rape!
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>>63030320
Do people really think Texas is filled with gun loving rednecks?
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so this is what scares tumblr
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>>63031914
>tfw when I was at a indie comic convention
>Looking at this one girl's short story zines she illustrated

>what you just posted was what exactly she had drawn in one of the short stories.

The only exception was that his girlfriend was in the bed next to him.
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>>63031930
"lap-peh doo veed"?
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I have a fear that I am really mentally retarded and nobody wants to tell me and that everybody is humoring me when they say things like "good job" or "wow you're smart" or listens to my retarded-person stories. And that any woman who I think is expressing interest in me is just doing that "niceness" thing people do to children and retarded people, and I immediately take it for attraction.

I also have a fear that every time I'm doing something like cutting meat, I'm really hallucinating that it's food and am in reality butchering some innocent person.

Or that some evil fly has switched bodies with one of my family members, and when I swat that fly, I actually killed my own sister or something, while the true fly continues to impersonate her.

Those last two pretty much prove the first.
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>>63031871
It was actually an idea I had for a story, where a character was able to suck away all shadows and darkness as an ability whenever he entered a room. He ended up falling into oblivion, and through boredom, sucked in all the darkness, only to see the faces all around him. The faces would then look at him, and move closer and closer to feed on him.

I don't know what the fuck I was doing to cause me to brainstorm that, but it terrifies me ever since. It's just....uuuuuuugh, I never though my own brain could scare me like that.
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>>63031709
i was telling the truth
sorry for being unconvincing
look solipsism
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I'm making a comic and since everyone here is talking about their worst fears, I have a question:

Which seems scarier to you? Demons who hide themselves as normal/good things, tricking you into a seemingly inconspicuous situation only to turn into body horror nightmare fuel?

Or angels? which are classically supposed to be scary, saying god wills you do something terrible, and you absolutely cannot run from it. They'll clip through walls and haunt/torture you until you do it, and even then there's no guarantee they'll leave you alone.

I think angels are scarier than demons because with demons, there's certain levels of precaution you can take. But with angels, it's the creator of everything indirectly forcing you to do/become something, and the inevitability of it is what's scary. You can't stop it. Plus they can be more abstract that demons. But still, some people might find the idea of not even having a warning sign much scarier.
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>>63027675

When I was a teenager I had a brand of toothpaste that came in a similar looking tube to my acne cream. One morning I applied the acne cream to my brush instead of the toothpaste. Caught it just at the last second. Kind of the reverse of this.
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>>63031999
Wow. Didn't realize that. I thought it was just my fantasy.
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>>63031923
That was also an idea I had for a series...
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>>63032005
>I have a fear that I am really mentally retarded and nobody wants to tell me and that everybody is humoring me when they say things like "good job" or "wow you're smart" or listens to my retarded-person stories. And that any woman who I think is expressing interest in me is just doing that "niceness" thing people do to children and retarded people, and I immediately take it for attraction.

Stop being me.
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>>63032022
Angels.

It's what frustrated the hell out of me with that Legion movie. Also that that movie was dumb.
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>>63027417
What the hell, grandma?
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>>63032011
I had a dream like that once... I was planning on using it for a comic
I'd be lying if I said I wished you luck on making it, I'm getting to the finish line first
But good luck anyway, fellow dream warrior
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>>63031881
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

fuck

fuck

that one is really making me feel uncomfortable guys....guys?
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>>63031923
well, i always thought, that if lives a movie, i am not the main character....just some extra
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>a screamer could pop up any second now
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>>63031484
She has a big nose
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>>63032097
Its okay, we're all dead here.
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Some health cartoon made me think I had a serious spinal issue one time. I forget what.

It also made me think I had distended intestines. Turns out I was just a fat kid who was constipated.
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>>63027720
Jesus Christ, this. I hate plastic bags blowing around in my car.
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>>63031954
You only have one thing to fear if you live in an area like Brooklyn... NIGGERS
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>>63029521
thats one of my deepest fears ill die and my dead family will be standing there after watching me do/watch horrible things for my whole life at least im safe inside my mind
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>>63032000
>tfw you've always wanted to be a rickety creepy old person
>tfw you've always wanted to basically be the crypt keeper and laugh maniacally every day, and spend all day in a cavern doing evil wizard shit
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>>63032194
>at least im safe inside my mind

Poor naive fool.
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>>63032169
>New SAW movie.
>You're locked into a car with the windows down driving down the highway
>"I'd like to play little game anon"

>Suddenly a mass of plastic bags releases into the car from the back seat area
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>>63031376
>Urge to Jump
>Urge to squash things
>Urge to scream and Shout
I'm, not crazy? thank god.

I used to have the animal one real bad. I was actually on youtube looking up "Whimpering Animals/Animals in pain" just to hear those noises they make.
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>>63032211
>tfw you wont remember to do that and instead you'll sit in your chair watching tv reminiscing about the 'good' ol' days trying to ignore the cramps and pains of being old
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>>63032246
Man, I wish those movies didn't turn to shit after the first one, they were like the only mainstream horror movies that went into really dark nightmare scenarios instead of another fucking slasher movie.
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>>63030343
This is anon from earlier, she did it in the bathroom with me and showed me her leg. She's had pretty bad luck with razors one time she thought she was brushing her eyebrows but it turned out to be one of those straight razors and she cut half her eyebrow off.
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>>63031376
It's called involuntary or compulsive reaction, everyone has these though I'm too afraid to actually be near the edge of any height
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>>63029521

I didn't know fetishes were genetic.

Thanks Greatgreatgrandpa!
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>>63031903
That's not scary. What's scary is being dragged under into what is essentially a set of interlocking knives and being shredded to death.
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>>63032276
The second one held promise, but yea I can barely remember the third, and stopped altogether after that.
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>>63032270
>TV
>Not computer
>Typing on "Senile-chan"...just very slowly
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>>63032270
>tfw you're 25 years old yet already feel like an old man, cramps every day, wobble around in limited motions, are constipated all the time, basically unhealthy as fuck
>still don't really care since I'm at my computer all day

You'll see! You'll all see! I'll become a lich and then you'll feel sorry you mocked my dark magic!
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>>63032336
31, same here
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>>63032336
Real talk here, get some medical health, that's not good for you. You can't be a lich if you die before 30.
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>>63027576
annnnnnd sleeping with the lights on tonight
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>>63031903
>Final Destination Mall Escalator Death
they pussied out.
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>>63031579
I don't know what's real anymore.

I was on an anti-convulsant for two years that suppressed my ability to turn short-term memory into long-term memory. There are two years of my life that are basically missing.

>Hey, Anon, remember that time when you jumped on top of a table in Einstein's and started singing?
>S-sure I do...

I got a degree during that time. I got a girlfriend during that time. What the fuck.
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>>63030456
I get the feeling that whenever someone else online is posting about solipsism that they're just agents trying to dissuade me into not believing my true potential and regaining my rightful throne at the center of the universe.
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>>63031923
>LOST
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>>63032211
Actually i day dream that if i ever had God-like powers i would disguise myself as an old person with a walking staff and a big hat and travel around the world like that

and do cosmic stuff and nobody will notice, because i would look really old
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>>63032336

>Intestinal problems
>Spinal problems
>Bad memory
>Bad heart
>Manlet
>Fat
>Bad eyes
>Grumpy
>Lazy
>Bitter

I'm an old person, and I'm barely 26.
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>>63032441
>you're the ugly funny npc in a videogame
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>>63031999
... please tell us you remember the name
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>>63032372
I had something similar last night but I imagines I was in the lobby of my building and there was a silhouette out a man with a goat head and all you could see was it's outline and two glowy eyes.
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>>63027902
This one is actually sort of comforting. That ghost seems more like it's just watching over you and not being malicious or just giving ya the spook.
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>>63028243
This is a variant of imposter syndrome. It's very, very common.
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>when you die you'll be reincarnated as some deep sea fish that has to live in fear of predators for the rest of their miserable lives
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>>63032336
Have fun when the computer that's stolen your soul and became your phylactery becomes a toaster.
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>>63032441

Oh, and my hair falling out. Beforehand, I had terrible dandruff that wouldn't go away no matter what I did.

I also have horrible allergies that no medication helps with.

Thanks, genetics!
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>>63032276
The second one was pretty good and one of the movies from the second trilogy was actually pretty good too (I think 5 or 6)

But yeah, the rest are absolute shit
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>>63028442
Read this in his voice. Thanks anon. I miss you Mitch.
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>>63032055
Yeah it was pretty obvious what they did was take a generic demon movie then said WHAT IF ANGELS? Then did nothing really interesting with it.

Also yeah it really creeps me out the whole moral ambiguity of Angels and God.
I mean it's a nice sentiment that god just wants you to be a cool dude but ultimately you can't know god. So what if it's OT god where the most Moral thing is obedience to god even if that seems horribly Immoral. Or worse yet God wants you to be as morally infallible as him so he even sends Angels to lie to you expecting you to make the right decision.

Also in with the simulation horrors
>Falling asleep
>Blaring TV Static
>The simulation just had a glitch while "switching reels from current to next phase"
>>63032478
What you're afraid you're an imposter under the impression he's the real one?
>>63032491
If it makes you feel any better.....you'll probably only endure that for a few weeks or months. At worst years.
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>Somehow its easier to imagine the ghost of a tree than it is the ghost of a man. Just think how a tree will stand for a hundred years, gorging itself on sunlight and pulling moisture from the earth, tirelessly hauling its life up from a bottomless well. The roots of a shattered tree still drink for months after death, so used to the habit of life they can't give up. Something that doesn't know its alive obviously can't be expected to know when its dead.
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>>63032525
I miss him too.

At least steven wright is still alive.
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>>63029447
Yeah, and they are not "real" like from the movies or singers, or people you see everyday

They seem to be tailor made to what you consider pretty or beauty

Shit, you wake up and you realice you were having a good time with someone who isnt even real...at all, not from a fictional work, or from TV, teres no way to find a picture of said person


Unless you were a good drawfag or something like that
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>>63032521
>I think 5 or 6
Might've been neither. 6 was total propaganda for medicare shit and 5 was half explaining the twist from the last movie. 2 was pretty good because it still stuck to the principles of the tests but by 3 it was involving other people who were ultimately innocent, just misguided, and not altogether messed up, which defeats the purpose of the tests.
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>>63032005
Damn. That's an interesting post, anon. Good job writing it all out.

>I also have a fear that every time I'm doing something like cutting meat, I'm really hallucinating that it's food and am in reality butchering some innocent person.
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What was that physics theory that due to spactime shenanigans, there's a highly probably chance that the universe could implode in on itself at any moment an erradicate the laws of physics? As in, chemistry is out the window, life as we know it will never exist again? and it was said like "once we had the hope that life and happiness could arise eventually despite any catastrophe. That hope has been eliminated."
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Being stuck in a time loop would be really scary for me. Groundhog Day mad it seem all fun, but I'd be paranoid all the time and eventually just really bored after a while.

Or being stuck in a situation where time freezes except for you, but sometimes you see shadows darting around and hear faint noises in the distance, like something else is out there stalking you. Fuck man.
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>Somewhere, out there. A qt ghost girl has a crush on you
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>>63032596
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>>63032561
I think the idea is most likely that there's nothing really there. Your mind is literally just saying "Girl you'd really like" it doesn't input what she looks or acts like just that you like her. There was likely no actual conversation either just "this is a good conversation".
Your brain just cut to the chase and put "happy" in your dream.
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>Nobody actually loves you, they are just pretending out of pity
>You're actually mentally handicapped, but they're afraid of freaking you out so they let you live as a normal person out of pity
>Everyone knows what fucked up fetishes you have and the porn you watch
>4chan only exists to unite these losers and keep them off of mainstream websites for mentally able people
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>>63032246
This thread scares me and makes me laugh in the middle of the night at the same time
Somebody should screencap a bunch of the funny moments
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>>63032673
Ugh that fear everyones watching me and I'm being THAT guy at all times even when I'm trying my damnedest just to stay out of everyones way and not be a creep.
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>>63032713
Yep.
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Not really a fear, but sometimes I think about my deceased brother watching over me from the after life and being ever so slightly disappointed in me. He wasn't even judgmental or anything like that.
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>Somewhere on the internet exists naked photos of you
>They also have videos of you masturbating
>If you ever try to become anything more than a basement dweller, they will release these and ruin your chances

And that's the irrational fear that kept me from aspiring for greater things.
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What if horrible nightmare monsters could be scared?
Like if you're in a scenario like >>63032618

What if when this horrible abomination is inching towards you, it finds you drinking a few beers before seeing you sawed off your hand and became Ash, like you just said fuck it and did all the things >>63031376 describes since there's no consequence.

How would a monster react to seeing a fully feral human charging at him in blind fury, headbutting it in the stomach? Would it be scared? would it go "oh god what did I get myself into"?

What if you somehow proved yourself and managed to, after fighting it, befriend it?

Like honestly, I'd like more interesting monster interactions than "pumkinhead wants to kill you".
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>>63032780
What if he's watching you type that right now and going "anon... fuck you, man, how could you say that about me? What's wrong with you?
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>>63032673
When I was a kid, I figured out that if I would have a conversation with people with my back towards them or between open doors, stuff like that they would sometimes respond to things I only thought but never said. It happened so frequently that I actually had a journal of all the times it happened and the conversation I was having and who with. Eventually a pattern emerged where my grandmother had this ridiculously high number of "shining" moments, so I asked her if she could read minds to which she asked me teasingly if I "was thinking of things I shouldn't be." The next day the journal was missing and I can't remember anything that was written in it.
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>>63032617
You're referring to a Vacuum Metastability Event.
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>>63032618
I have this fear that time will stop and I'll be caught in a really bad moment.

Like let's say I stabbed my eye, forever at that moment I'll be having that sensation of pain.
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>>63032793
>Someone out there will ruin your life as a goof, not malice, not extortion, just at random they saw you and are so sociopathic and resourceful that destroying you seems like a funny past time.
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>>63031881
Just like that one South Park episode.
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>>63032855
This intrigues me. Tell me more. I love it when people do experiments and documentation like that.
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>>63032870

>Time freezes when you're about to high five someone
>Left hanging
>Forever
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>>63032887
/b/
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>>63032924
Oh god even worse.
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>>63032845
I'm sorry JT ;_;
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What if aliens are reading this thread?
What are aliens afraid of?
How would they react to our collective fears?
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>>63033010

What if aliens have conspiracy theories about being controlled by even better aliens?
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>that horrible fear of never being remembered in the world
fuck.
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>>63033060
and what of those aliens are afraid of the concept of god?
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>>63033010
What if aliens are just huge prudes and the fact that humans are always so naked and make lots of porn causes them to never invade Earth and turn us all into slaves?
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>>63033081
What if god is afraid of aliens?
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>>63033093

What if the reason they haven't invaded Earth is because they have human fetishes and if we all died, we couldn't make human porn and give them a voyeur feel at the same time?

What if the world leaders meeting with aliens is only for trading porn with them?
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>>63033010
Oh yeah, Aliens, we're basically just animals to them.
What we're to wild animals, hunting probing sometimes taking them and turning them into zoo animals. They are to us, something that we can't really comprehend that can just take down our defenses, scoop us up and do whatever they want to us.
They probably got pissed when we finally got global communication running because there was probably a time when they could more easily and openly take whoever they wanted and just be comfortable in the fact that there was no way for the other humans to communicate what they saw in a big way. But then as our records and communications got better they'd have to find better ways to take us or else they'd ruin the whole experiment.
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>>63033151
>tfw this is true
>You're a disgrace to humanity because you don't have sex or create porn or any of that stuff
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>>63027675
I did that when I was like 3, I just took on of my dad's old, shit bic razors and just fucked up my lips with it
Was pretty fucking brutal
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What if, whenever you go to the hospital for a serious problem and you get put under, they kill you, clone your cells, and implant your memories into the clone bodies because it's faster and cheaper than just treating you?

The reason people aren't cloned again after being killed is because they don't have the funds/insurance to cover it.
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I kind of have a dumb fear that I'll, like, get raped and stuff but then half way through I'll start enjoying it.
Just like in my Japanese anney mays.
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>>63033081
>hivemind aliens
>they have no creation myths since they've always known about evolution through genetic memory
>they see earth, start spying and researching humans
>"w-wait.. you mean they're all disconnected from one another? and they can kill one another? h-hate? What is that? holy shit they watch others of their kind die horribly for fun"
>"what do you mean "god", what is god? a giant version of them that controls everything? that doesn't, what? and it can kill them with a mere thought? oh no what if WE have a god? holy shit dude..."
>"what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck one of their religions uses a torture device as a symbol... holy shit humans invented torture"
>"holy shit look at that fauna every species is... what even is that, some gjlork that can fly and has teeth? this is a fucking death planet!"
>"FELLOW HIVE MEMBER GOD'S TALKING TO ME I'M SCARED"
>"i-it's just our imagination, man, just calm down"
>"MASS HYSTERIA OVER GOD, SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN"
>"we... we had to cut them from the hivemind.. they were crazy over god... is god real?"
>"don't even think about it, that's what got the rest of our planet in a frenzy
>"I-I can't stop thinking about it... please, just cut me off from you, save yourselves..."

>and that's how humans turned a once peaceful planet into a terrifying nightmare world where everyone fears the almighty god
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>>63032896
Well recently I would make my college dormmate tea and would lace the teabag with a small amount of cocaine to see how bad his addiction would be if he didn't know he'd been taking anything. He started talking to me about how much he liked my tea a lot and would always ask for a bunch of cups and he would want to hang out and drink tea with me, so he must've figured it out at some odd level. When I ran out of the tea bags he became really aggressive and I just moved out. I recorded the whole thing and I've been meaning to scan all my journals before anything happens to them. I can't remember them all, but most of them are just filled with one-off things I did to sate the "call of the void"
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>>63027326
>>63027450


Man I have similar nightmares a lot. Like I have braces and my teeth and braces are all coming out of my mouth. I've had them recently in college and one time they did fuck up really bad after I got a lunchable cracker stuck in them, I think that's where it stems from.
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>>63027402
This will always be my number one fear. I don't even know how it got started, but fuck that. It's even worse when I have to go to the bathroom at night.
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You have nightmares about losing teeth, don't you?
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>>63033275
That's fucked up.
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>Asleep at night
>Mosquito in your room
>Lands on you
>Sucks you dry
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>>63033269
what book is that image from again?
also HA
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>>63027902
>>63032474

HA! I was thinking the same thing. The ghost just seems to be making sure you sleep soundly or something.
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>>63033312
All the time. I also have nightmares of my eyes deflating and my vision warping. I also get nightmares of something slowly chopping me, not like a violent chopping, but just enough so they make gashes that slowly stretch open. On top of that I have nightmares about my stomach exploding and giant mosquitoes biting me, causing areas of my body to turn into stingy wet chunks.
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>Someone has a collection of all the embarrassing shit you did
>Pictures and videos of you masturbating, dropping your spaghetti in public, tripping, etc.
>They could release them at any time and ruin your life forever
>We live in an age where this could happen to anyone
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>>63033354
All Tomorrows by Nemo Ramjet
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what if ghosts use the internet
what if they spend all day shitposting like neets oh noooooooooooooo
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>>63033074

Yeah thats coming for all of us. Even the most famous of historical figures will eventually be forgotten
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>>63032855
>The next day the journal was missing and I can't remember anything that was written in it.
>entire post is about things you wrote in it
Creepypasta-tier ending there, bro.
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>>63033387
thanks bro
this story is interesting
if not slightly depressing
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>>63033370
My main reason for not going onto any social media sites. I'm sure 4chan already has a shitload of info on me already though, somehow, for some dumb reason.
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I fear that when Overpopulation kicks in and all our resources aer streched thin and almost gone. I wont be dead, I'll just be an old man and have to watch it happen
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>>63027326
I have lots of dreams where I pull out my teeth too. Except it's actually kind of pleasant to get them out of my head.
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>>63033398
>yfw Gilgamesh, a story all about being remembered for eternity for your works, was only discovered by accidents after gilgamesh's works had fallen into ruin and obscurity
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>>63033269

Isn't that Enders Game?
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>>63033387
>the face of pure evil
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>>63027902
Fuck. When I was younger, I had terrible insomnia. I was 12 or 13 at the time, and I'd been awake for 82 hours. It started out small; Hearing something drop when nothing fell, sound like someone said something to me when they didn't. At the end of it, I experienced a traumatic auditory and visual hallucination. There was a fat guy in a white shirt, suspenders, brown pants, and an old time hat, kinda like a rumpled fedora. He had slit wrists and was drooling, and he was talking to me in only consonants, no vowels. I ran to my mother, broke down crying, and they drugged me with a ton of shine from their private stores. I take Melatonin almost nightly now, new diet, and exercise, and only suffer from the insomnia rarely... But I'm still terrified he'd come back.

Picture this, but for a few hours while you're under your covers terrified;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07LfkXUWw2Q
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>>63030160

Cordyceps.
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>>63033437
Isn't that kind of a good end?
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>>63033565
Most of the original tablets are broken, so most of the story is lost.
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>>63033565
>>63033595

And it will be forgotten again anyway. Even our Sun is going to die.
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>>63033565
Not technically. The moral of the story is that the work you do is what'll immortalize you (in this case, Gilgamesh's beautiful city). However, Gilgamesh's city doesn't exist and isn't beautiful anymore. It's as dead as he is, and his immortality is through a narrative starring him.

The truth of the matter is that people don't remember authors as they were, as people. People remember characters and the work itself. The epic wasn't even written by Gilgamesh, but a different scribe. And I bet most people don't remember him.

People will only remember you if you are a character in a narrative. people will remember phil fish longer than they'll remember most other indie developers. Narratives are life, bcause the easiest way to process life itself is as if it were a narrative with a beginning, middle, and end. It's kind of obvious when you think about it, but still, it goes to show that immortality is a fickle thing.
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>>63033402
Of course I remember writing it and why I wrote it and things I did outside of the journal; I didn't mean to say that my grandmother wiped my mind or anything retarded like that. I just can't remember any of the conversations or the people I had them with, or the dates and times and things like that. It's like I know that people have responded to me without me saying anything, but how can I be sure, you know?
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>>63033681
>I met a traveler from an antique land

It's not the artist, or the character, or the subject that lives on. It's the idea that the artist had that will span centuries.
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>>63032000
I always wanted to be like Old Man Jenkins yelling at kids to get off my lawn
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>>63033681

What about Tolkien or Jules Verne.
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>Being an adult and still having nightmares
Master the dream. Become lucid.
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>>63033792
Tolkine created a vast world that's easier to associate with him, but I doubt most people try to remember him as a person and not as the creator.

I just had a thought, that's kind of like what people do with god, right? They associate all of creation with god, but does anyone ever think about god as the individual? What god thinks about, or feels? We put words in his mouth because that's all we can do with such an abstract concept, but if we're thinking of god as creator, the same thing kind of applies.
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>>63027402
It's your stand
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>>63030247
I think that's got more to do with the fact that we have enough problems with everything being on fire already.
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>>63033886
Tyler the creator is my favorite.
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>>63033074
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>>63033863
Man, lucid dreaming has easily become the most hated and painful thing I do.
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>>63027467
Oh my fuck when I was a kid I had this fear that my ceiling fan was a monster because it had three separate things where the bulbs are and my brain interpreted it as eyes and a mouth always staring at me. I couldn't stand the sight of it at night for years.
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>>63033886
>Tolkine created a vast world that's easier to associate with him, but I doubt most people try to remember him as a person and not as the creator.
I will forever remember him as a person.
A person who used philology of all things to stand up to Nazis.
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/03/i-have-no-ancestors-of-that-gifted.html
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>>63033010
Sometimes I wonder if there are a species or two of aliens who simply observe and study us. If there's some galactic version of the united nations that prevents advanced civilizations from interfering with relatively primitive ones like ours. Because if they managed to find us and get here they'd be capable of destroying all of us.
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>>63027692
I think everybody has this.
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>>63027675
I could never make this mistake. It would be difficult getting it in your mouth.
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>>63027675
Everyone please google PRGuitarman morbid thought
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>>63033944
What? How?
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>>63027834
>>63034029
or I'll just post one
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>/x/ time
And good night
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>>63033964

Will you? Is that really a "person" a moment in time? A single statement put down in writing?

I don't see it, everything that made him a whole person is gone, all you or anyone else will ever has is fragments interpreted through your own perception.
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>>63027675

JESUS NO
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>>63027467

Urgh. I hated this shit. Once when I was a kid, I was sleeping in my parents bed one night because I'd had a nightmare - big fucking mistake. They had this painting on the wall, and one of the big black splotches looked like a man staring at me, and whenever I fell asleep I kept dreaming that he was moving around the canvas plotting to kill me, then I'd wake up and he'd be staring at me again.
I know you're still there, you fucker. Watching. Waiting.
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>>63033940
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>>63027834
He'd have to become Iron Man
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>>63034068
I get what you're saying.

But if I know any author as a person rather than a creator, it would be Roald Dahl.
...
But if I knew two authors as people rather than creators, they would be Roald Dahl and Tolkien.

(Basically I just wanted an excuse to post that story)

(Also, did you know Dahl was a spy? and the inspiration for the womanizing aspects of James Bond? And is partially responsible for the way post-WW2 air-traffic regulations work? Cool guy.)
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>>63027991
..I don't get it
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>>63034035
I started at a very young age (I got a book from my grandfather on it) and its become such a normal thing that I don't have the capacity to consciously turn it off.
Lucid dreaming as a kid was really super cool - I could live through all the great things I read in books. Fix stories. Have happier endings. Be whoever I wanted to be, all that sort of stuff. My household wasn't hugely stable, or happy, and my parents were abusive, so that avenue of escape was miraculous.
Then came my teens, and my dreams started getting filled with all the stuff teenagers think about. Dreams of chicks, and fast cars, and being Rambo, and all that shit. It was kinda cool, but being an awkward teen I had no real experience with women, and I foolishly believed that my dreaming could make up for not having a gril. I think that's where it really started going badly.
I don't know how to turn it off. Every dream I have has with it the knowledge that it isn't real. Now matter what I do, there's a curtain of "You're going to wake up" and I cannot escape that thought pattern. I can't take enjoyment in it any more. Sleeping leaves me as exhausted as I was when I went to bed. And it's painful.
It really is, /co/. And I wan't off the ride.
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>at this very moment, there is evil happening in the world. Children are being sexually abused in human trafficking circuits, people are dying painful deaths for reasons they don't understand, rapes of all kinds are happening, families are being separated by war, babies are dying, and the raging song of agony strikes a chord at once
>and at the same time, beautiful things are happening, happy wonderful things. Lovers are meeting, children are being born, people are graduating, new things are being discovered, , lives are saved, families are brought back together, and the wonderful theme of adventure and fulfillment strikes a chord
>these chords strike in unision, the instant tragedy happens, wonder does as well

>meanwhile all you know is mediocrity, neither true pain nor true loveliness.

Kind of... kind of makes you think about your perspective, huh?
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>>63033387
That book fucked me up so bad. fascinating, terrifying, watching glimpses of a couple thousand years of evolution and history rush by in an afternoon.
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>>63033177
Do you really think your primitive technology is even a nuisance to us?

There is a reason we douse all abductees in rum before returning you to Earth.
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>>63034197
Can love bloom on the battlefield, anon?
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>>63034197
>Children are being sexually abused in human trafficking circuits

Man, there was this video that was an interview with a woman who had spent her life as a kidnapped prostitute in eastern europe and managed to escape. The thing that really got to me was when she said once she was forced to get impregnated for people with that fetish. The interviewer, seeing she didn't want to talk about it, said "I understand..."

Then this woman who had been a prostitute said "No. No, you don't. You'll never know what it's like to get raped and have a baby you never wanted form inside you, you'll never know what it's like to go from hating that baby to somehow hoping it'll be alive with you, you don't know what it's like to have it be aborted in some cold rusty clinic underneath a loud club, you'll... you'll never know what it's like to have someone ask the staff to make a hole in the bed to make space for your stomach so they can fuck you better. You don't understand and I hope you never will."

I couldn't sleep after that video, that was just too heavy for me.
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>>63030911
There are lots of ghost saved in my porn folder. I put them there.
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>>63034197
You've got one life, anon, that you are aware of. No point in wasting it on things you don't want that terribly. Some day you will be old and if you would regret not doing it, why just not do it?

If you really want to fuck babies in a child trafficking ring, go for it.
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>>63034158

What was he afraid of, what did he think when he reached the end of his life? What was he thinking during his first kiss?

I don't doubt you can glean something superficial from writing and anecdotes, but really, how well do even your closest friends know you? You darkest thoughts and most repressed feelings? Now how much of that would you put in prose?

I'm just saying, what we know of those people is such a small part of who they were, I don't think anyone could say they "know" someone from their work, people are just so much more... complicated than that. It's what makes us exceptional, and our deaths so profound; something is lost than can never be replaced.
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>>63033504
So you got a visit from Guy Fieri is what it is?
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>>63034326
Jesus
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>>63031376
I get some of these a lot
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