Did I just kms

You will die soon.

I hope the pizza is worth the stomach cancer

>>9430844
So you'd sacrifice your personal well being for part of a frozen pizza partially covered in melted plastic?

>>9430844
rip op

>>9430844
Probably psychosomatic, a little plastic won't kill you, it's just going to come out the same as it went in.

Probably, anyway. Who knows what kind of cheap shit they put around frozen pizza. I doubt you'll get more than a little nauseous anyway.

>>9430857
I was fucking hungry, and I cut off all the obvious bits of plastic. It kinda looked like there was a shiny film all over the pizza though

>>9430844
RIP in pepperoni

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>>9430864
Not looking forward to a fucking Green Army Man forcing his way out my butthole tbqh

>>9430865
You should be fine. Why not force yourself to vomit if you're worried?

Look on the brightside. You'll get to play with your plastic turds in the hospital when you're taking chemo treatments for your impending intestinal cancer.

>>9430884
That would be a waste and I'll have no part in it

>>9430844
bruhhhh,,,,

>>9430886
Fuck you anon, I'm going to haunt your anal tract if I die

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>>9430872
You did it to yourself, so...

Tough shit.

>>9430897
You promise? Can you give me a reach-around when you do it?

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>>9430902

>>9430903
I'll be a ghost idiot, I won't have hands

Well, looks like that's a wrap!

>>9430844
I'm back to see if you died.

>>9430844
I melted a silicone stray in the bottom of the oven while baking a pizza. The smoke was so acrid it hurt my lungs for hours afterwards but I still ate the pizza because I was drunk and it was 4am and I had no other food in the house.

I felt like shit for 3/4 days after. Wouldn't do it again. Don't forget to like and subscribe.

>>9431238
Oh, also, the pizza tasted fucking bad and chemically.

>>9431207
Stomach still feels like shit, can feel my intestine metastatising as we speak. Decent pizza though all the same

>>9431238
Was googling like a mofo coz I was scared for my insides, turns out if it melted without smoke I'm gucci. You're fucked though, plastic smoke is toxic

>>9430844
future qt girl(male)

>>9432158
Fuck you bitch I ain't no trap

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>>9432160
>he doesn't know about the xenoestrogen
Enjoy your fresh new tits, Steve.

>>9432160
soon you will be ;)

>>9430844
don't eat that pizza!!!

>>9432160
for now anyway ;p

>>9432160
come post boipucci when that plastic turns you out

>>9432187
Far too late for that friend, about to find out what it looks like from the other end. Will post analysis

>>9432522
This shit is stank as fuck, isn't ripping my sphincter to shreds though. gg

>>9432538
How much blood on a scale of paper cut to slaughterhouse?

>>9432554
Basically pissed out my ass, no blood though

Nah. Maybe cancer down the line but plastic is already in all of our sea salt and drinking water so it's NBD

>>9430909
Thanks Phil