Start eating pizza.

Hmm, I'm starting to think these cancer statistics are going overboard and are entirely pseudo-scientific.

In other news, the year is 2008.

>>9424864
no it's not it's 2017 wtf

>The researchers looked at 3,300 people who had developed cancer of the mouth, oesophagus, throat or colon and 5,000 people who had not developed cancer.

>They were asked about their eating habits, and how often they ate pizza.

>Those who ate pizza at least once a week had less chance of developing cancer, they found.

>Dr Silvano Gallus, of the Mario Negri Institute for Pharmaceutical Research in Milan, who led the research: "We knew that tomato sauce could offer protection against certain tumours, but we did not expect pizza as a complete meal also to offer such protective powers."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3086013.stm

Wow, it's fucking nothing. They asked some people who had cancer and some who didn't about their pizza habits - in 2003.
If the results prove anything - which I doubt - having a tomato once a week should also reduce that "risk". Tiny risk decreased by a tiny amount is still a tiny risk but shows as a large percentage.
Now please fuck off, this board is meant to be about food and cooking, not about cancer.

Smoking cigarettes for half your life cuts down on liver damage.

>>9424871
Sure thing, timetraveller.