Would you eat Eskimo food /ck/?

>>9422757
Yeah. Why not? When in Rome ya know?

>>9422757
If Eskimos are serving me their food then I'm eating it, otherwise I don't think I'd go out of my way for Eskimo food.

Those are siberians

>>9422769
Still eskimos

Pretty sure those are Siberians from Komi Republic

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>>9422757
An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."

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What Do You Call A Gay Eskimo Woman?
A Klondike.

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There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they
were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it
was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree
on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided
to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch
this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water
froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid.
"Not bad", said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their
igloo was colder still.
So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch
this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath
froze into a big lump and fell to the floor.
"Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo.
But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they
ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo.
He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back
the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice
there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it.
When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".

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Hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend
and next morning found she was six months pregnant.

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How is an Eskimo like a plastic surgeon?
They're both really great with nose jobs.

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If I want to bang an Eskimo...

>>9422953
Nice

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>>9423007
I asked one once but she wasn't Inuit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxpNhqLomc

>>9423007
>>9422977
>>9422971
>>9422966
>>9422953
>>9422945
shut the fuck up these jokes are terrible

what the fuck

I want to watch a documentary on Eskimos now

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>>9423007
Snow trouble really.

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>>9423080
What do Eskimos buy at Christmas time?
Christmas seals.

>>9423080
Fuck off. They are hilarious. Plus he's posting some good pics

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>>9423080
Do you know what an Eskimo gets when he sits in his igloo for too long?
Polaroids...

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>>9423007
Yukon ask her sister.


>>9423108
(you)

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Lol, amerilards or canacucks ridicule Inuits when not 1/100 could physically have competed with them before they adopted the shit cumskin culture. Their women alone would have btfo your weak scrawny cumskin ass.

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Where is that girl from?

Alaska.

Don't bother I'll ask her myself.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eskimo.
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions. I'll tell you no lies


The Interior of Alaskan Life 2: Preparing Thanksgiving Moose Ribs
https://exploredreamdiscovertours.wordpress.com/2012/11/22/visit-alaska-thanksgiving-moose/

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A man wants to be an Eskimo...
He meets with the chief and asks him what it would take to become an Eskimo. The chief, wary of letting a white man into his clan, devises a series of impossible challenges. He says, "If you truly want to become part of our Eskimo family, you must do three things: 1) You must drink one gallon of 151 rum, and if you can handle it and maintain all of your faculties, we will know your body and spirit are in harmony. 2) You must climb up the tall mountain and kill the polar bear that resides in the cave at the summit. 3) To show your true love for our race, you must make love to an Eskimo woman of my choosing."

The man thinks for a while, and agrees to complete the challenges. He first drinks the gallon of 151 and it was like nothing ever happened to him. He can talk, walk, and think logically. Next, he ascends the mountain and is not seen for a few hours after entering the cave. The chief breathes a sigh of relief, because he is sure the polar bear killed him, but gets the shock of his life when he sees the man descending the mountain. He is in tatters. His clothes are ripped, he is breathing heavily and sweating profusely, and his hair is pointing in every direction. He approaches the chief, ready for the third challenge and asks, "Alright, now who is this woman you want me to kill?"

>yes I'm stealing most of these

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What do you call an Eskimo who's a Peeping Tom?
Itookalook

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Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly.
To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank.
They should have known.
You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question. The big one nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door."
The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question."The little Eskimo timidly says, "May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?"The Mother Superior answers, "There are no midget nuns living here."
The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, "Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question."The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, "Well. Are there any midget nuns in Alaska?"
The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, "Why no, I don't believe so."

With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. "See", he says to the little Eskimo, "I told you you f**ked a penguin!"

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What do you get when you cross an Eskimo with a black person?
A Snowblower that Doesn't work!

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I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night ...but he was having Nunavut

Then I admitted it was a trick. He replied "I nuit."

Kek best bread on /ck/

>>9422945
that's an ice one

>>9422971
Kek

>>9422966
i don't get it

>>9423851
Frozen fart...

>>9423119
>superiour in every way
>get fucked by inferiour cumskins
weak bait, faggot

>>9422757
if it fits my macros

Anyone ever ate seal or whale? What's it taste like?

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>>9423178
What is this red meat?

>>9423979
Salmon

Be 50' N Canadian, back in elementary school, some time in grade 5 we had some snow Mexican come to school to tell us about the North and at the end of the presentation they had some caribou for us to try. Nope.

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This bread is North as fuck, Johnny the lemming attached...

>>9424058
Caribou is good, so is moose. I've also had sea lion, seal and whale. Sea lion and seal aren't too bad, but the whale was way too fishy for me, even though I love oily fishes.

>>9423963
I've had whale sashimi. It's like beef with the texture of tuna

>>9422971
Someone explain this to me pls

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>>9424249
“Polar Night”

>>9423079

Crisco and fucking berries. That sounds fucking disgusting.

>>9423110

>tfw no qt inuit wife to hack up a seal for you

>>9424078
implying you have the fucking balls to jump off a fucking cliff

>>9424163
Μmmmmm....

>>9422757
Stolen mouthwash isn't a food.

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A man is lost in the hot desert for days. Suddenly he looks up and sees a pack a dogs pulling an Eskimo on a sled.The dehydrated desperate man says to the Eskimo, Im lost. Can You help me?

The Eskimo says back, You think youre lost!

WTF milk prices... just get powdered

>>9423225
Penguin + Eskimo, should of caught that.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

>>9422757
I bet those jackets smell awful. You know they don't wash them after getting them soaked in blood.

fuck no!

there is a good reason why you dont see eskimo restaurants.

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An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, "sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."

I'm Eskimo

>>9424655
And what reason is that?

>>9424707
no demand for their food = no restaurants anywhere

there is a reason why every bumfuck town has a burger joint, chinese, and italian restaurant.

>>9423119
But that didn't happen, and anyway you're wrong as fuck. Europeans 2000 years ago until now would all rape eskimos in warfare at any time before they civilised.

no i'm not a savage

>>9424655
There's a few in Quebec.

Why are Liberal Vegans so racist and hateful that they want to ban foreign minorities way of life and 1000 year old cultures?

Do vegans want to commit cultural genocide with everyone?

>>9426051
>Why are Liberal Vegans so racist and hateful that they want to ban foreign minorities way of life and 1000 year old cultures?

To prove that Vegans are "superior" to other races.

Vegans feel like they're simply "better people" than the primitive animal eating brown folks.

>>9426051
Here's how it works, they virtue signal about how diverse and inclusive they are until they meet a minority that doesn't agree with them, then mutter 'shitskins' under their breaths and go back to cosplaying as decent human beings.

>>9423118
Damn, would slow roast and enjoy

>>9426061

Vegans are usually spoiled, upper middle class white kids with zero personality or Identity. They adopt arbitrary rules like Veganism, so they can pretend like they have Value in society and are "morally superior" to others.

>>9423080
Kill yourself ya fuckin retard

>>9426151
t. obese shitskin

>>9422757
I'd eat an Eskimo.

>>9426151
>Vegans are usually spoiled, upper middle class white kids with zero personality or Identity. They adopt arbitrary rules like Veganism, so they can pretend like they have Value in society and are "morally superior" to others.

This. Literally spoiled white kids desperate for an identity.

>>9426174

lol. hit a little too close to home, didn't it?

>>9426186
Kek got eeeem

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>>9426176
Pic 4U
>>9426165
(you) 4U
Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?
Couldn't break the ice at the party...

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>>9426179

>>9426186
>>9426192
>obese shitskin pathetically samefagging this hard

Sad!

>>9426235

how is the pink guy on the right not finnish ?

>>9422757
Those motherfuckers look like vampires.

jinkies, i am spooked to death

>>9423119
>"when not 1/100 could physically have competed with them before they adopted the shit cumskin culture"

alcohol belongs to everyone. Guess it just belongs to Natives more than others.

>>9422757
We called INUIT you racist cow eating big forehead you !

>>942466[2
uhhhh no. sirloin steak per kg may be 30 bucks way north 20 bucks some north but it is not 1.50 in southern can, its like 10 dollars.

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>>9422757
It's just meat.
So...
Probably.

>>9423007
I made out with the eskimo girl when I was 14, it was pretty awesome. Of course she said i raped her afterwards but that's just women for yah.

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>>9422757
as a vegan, this thread triggers me to no end
why do these people practice such brutality?
why can't they eat veggies and soysausages and such that don't cause immense pain to living, feeling creatures?

>>9429377
lel @ ALT RIGHT faggots thinking they can bait anyone w/ such low quality SJW vegan crap bait

>>9429255
Who's this Eskimo?

>>9426081
I just get called a white supremacist whenever I disagree with the average lefty even though I'm both non white and far left myself.

Can't wait to leave the west coast.

>>9429377
troll harder

>>9426051
>Why are Liberal Vegans so racist and hateful that they want to ban foreign minorities way of life and 1000 year old cultures?

Veganism is nothing more than a club where white kids can feel superior to those that can't afford overpriced Whole Foods products.

Moral superiority is pretty much the only reason these spoiled upper-middle class white kids become vegans.

>>9426179
>>Vegans are usually spoiled, upper middle class white kids with zero personality or Identity. They adopt arbitrary rules like Veganism, so they can pretend like they have Value in society and are "morally superior" to others.
>This. Literally spoiled white kids desperate for an identity.

Agreed. Very astute observation...

>>9422757
Yes, if I had too. I'd rather eat a donair though.

>>9423119
>welcome pilgrims, we welcome you to our dinners
>TIME TO RAPE YOUR PEOPLE WITH DISEASE AND ACTUALLY RAPE YOUR WOMEN
GET FUCKED

WHO WINS IN A STRAIGHT UP FIGHT?

An adult male Eskimo vs. 200 Vegan Toddlers

>>9429661
i eat like a vegan because i am poor, so ive interacted with them a lot for advise on how to eat basic stuff.

but yeah most of them are insufferable very left wing feminists and try to make it about racism and shit

>>9429796
>i eat vegan becaue I'm poor
Good luck with that.

>>9429607
>far left
Do you even know what that means?

>>9422757
im half eskimo, and have only tried some of the stuff. theres some pretty raw stuff, like skimo ice cream, which is basically fat and berries, or spoiled fish heads, which are supposed to be nasty.
then theres stuff like smoked salmon and raw whale which is delicious. so i guess its what you eat.

>>9422769
Same thing

>>9430347
Far East of Russia =/= Siberia.

>>9429777
Traditional arctic sports are all about pain endurance and carrying heavy loads for long distances, replicating survival skills and training required for hunting large animals several days away from the village.
Relevant sports include tug-of-war by way of tying two men's ears together, a lot of high and long jumps from awkward positions, full-body arm wrestling, 4-man carry, and turn-based boxing.

Closest sport to a dogpile of toddlers is the 4 Man Carry, where an Inuk has 4 of his buddies pile on top of him and he has to carry them all until he collapses.
Standardized combined weight for competition purposes is 600lbs.

Assuming a vegan toddler is on the low-end for average weight, ~15lbs, an Inuk man could tackle about 40 vegan toddlers at once, so he'd have to somehow kite the 200 toddlers and take them on in groups of five.

>>9430409
>take them on in groups of five.
take them on in five groupings* rather
Maybe more and smaller groups as he gets tired

>>9422953

Me on the left.

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>>9430409
>>9429777
Why, I once watched "Gentleman" Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds! Of course, back then, if a fight lasted less than fifty rounds, we demanded our nickel back!

>>9429803
rice, beans, potatoes, cabbage, carrots
apples when i have extra money
its poverty tier

>>9422757
Those snow mongs eat the absolute weirdest shit. Like dried halibut splooge. And raw whale blubber with the skin still on. I'm not fucking with you, they really do.

>>9423007
UMA