>Get sticky hands while eating food >Nowhere to wash them

>>9420614
dry them off on table/tablecloth/chair/etc

This one isn't just a meme, buddy. I have this problem, too. You and I both have autism.

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>Get something on my hands but don't realise it
>Touch my phone screen and it smears all over

>>9420614
That's why God invented pants.

>>9421262
That's also why everyone sits far away from you

>>9420614
>he doesn't keep a moist wash cloth close if he's to be eating with his hands

Damn yall, shiggity diggity

>take a spoon of honey
>for some reason your whole hand is now sticky

>>9421398
it's the fucking jar man

>>9421398
>Drink beer without a coaster
>Never spill a drop
>Table still gets sticky

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>Contaminate your hands or get oil on them.
>Keeping them that way to finish your task.