Post your breakfast

>>9414047
Homeless person eggs

Dude those eggs are just miserable...

>>9414061
Okay I know I overdid the eggs and bacon here but I already drank one of those and I was in a hurry. Hungry mang.

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knocked this one out on sunday

>>9414107
That looks delightful!
May I ask what is in that center bowl?

>>9414134

it's a broad bean dip that is common as a topping on bruschetta

broad beans cooked and shelled, pureed with feta, olive oil and lemon juice, then with mint and green olives folded in

some dried onion and anchovies and parmesan on the side

>>9414148

>dried onion

i meant tomatoes

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>>9414152
>>9414148

found a close up

>>9414199
Rough.

>>9414061
This is how Latin people and Mediterranean people all like their eggs it's just a matter of taste you uncultured ameriberger

>>9414193
Looks like fava bean, is it? I started getting into those from watching Molto Mario before he sold out and became a meme.

>>9414345
Buddy, it's ok. Usually burns are a bad sign, so it's isn't entirely unwarranted.

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>>9414067
>I was in a hurry

and you burnt the eggs?

>>9414345
if you're in one of those categories, can you explain why you prefer the taste when they're cooked like that? personally i can't stand them that way, they taste rubbery to me. im genuinely curious

>>9414193
HNNNGG

>>9414047
>burnt eggs
>burnt bacon
>bread not even slightly toasted

>>9414345
If liking burnt-to-shit eggs is a mark of culture, I'll stay uncultured, thanks.

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>>9414423
>Wet eggs

Jesus Christ guys do you want me to remake the fucking eggs? Just post your God damned breakfast.

>>9414107
You forgot to cook your eggs

>>9414427
They're neither wet nor burnt if you do them right.

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My breakfast

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>>9414432
Fine, here's mine.

The pic is blurry because I was drunk as shit.

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>>9414345
pic related is how it's done. op's are plain burnt.

t.latin person

>>9414432
If you would please. I have terrible anxiety.

>>9414459
Those look rubbery as fuck but I'd at least eat them.

OP's eggs would go to the dogs.

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>>9414047

Not my breakfast but that's how I normally eat breakfast (just not that much). Sometimes I have British breakfast or Shakshuka.

>>9414381

yep broad bean = fava bean

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>>9414473
Better?

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>>9414509
>Wet

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>>9414531

>>9414477
theyre really not as bad as you would think. you just get a little crust on one side with really high heat. an overcooked boiled egg is far worst texture wise.

>>9414531
its called runny you fucking flyover pleb and it's the only true way to eat eggs.

>>9414552
>feeling surperior for how you eat eggs

I guess if you don't have anything else going for you...

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>>9414047
Haven't got a photo of it, but I had two of these a couple of hours ago.

>>9414552
FUCKING THANK YOU

>>9414552
>>9414563
Hahah this holy shit

>>9414509
You did it! I'm so proud of you.

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>3 eggs, don't bother cooking them...thank you, m'lady

>>9414047
I'll be making a fry up tomorrow morning if the thread is still up. If not, I'll make a new one.

>>9414579
ONLY OF I LET YOU BEAT ME TO IT ASSHOLE.
but no really I look forward to it

>>9414440
desu those look tasty. I usually make equal parts scrambled cheese eggs/ dry toast and slam that shit when I'm drunk.

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>>9414577
>I'd like my eggs cooked rare please

>>9414565
What how do you cook those?

>>9414594
You don't really need to cook them, you just heat them up. Either in a pan or a toaster. They're acceptable, not the best I've tasted but handy in a jiffy.

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>>9414531
Please go

>>9414047
>>9414067
Jesus fucking Christ, burnt eggs and barely toasted bread. I'd let Joe Rogan cook every meal I eat for a month than let you cook just one meal for me. The bacon looks good, though, I'll give you that.

>>9414697
C'mon man I redid the eggs even ffs
>>9414509

>>9414716
Alright, the second attempt looks good. You're redeemed.

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Saussies in the pan .

>>9416340
This didn't need a bump. It's obviously a terrible thread.

>>9416347

always check the catalog you little bitch

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>>9416344
Organic butter and homemade ketchup on grinder bread made fresh this morning from the local bakery.

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>>9416349
Wa la (Don't forget the tea!)

>>9416348
It's default dumbass.

>>9414459
dumb spic

>>9416349
What a weird shaped loaf of bread. What's your homemade ketchup recipe?

>>9416349
Did you buy a fucked up siamese twin loaf?

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Made some cinnamon rolls this morning. Left them in longer than I should have (less than the recipe recommended, though) so they got too dry.

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Not sure if crepes or pancakes

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>>9416365
>>9416376
It's called grinder bread. Traditional bread in Ireland

>>9416409
have you never made crepes before? those are way too thick to be crepes

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>>9414047
Op here. Good morning everyone.

>>9416611
But they're crepe enough to roll up! I don't see pancakes do that often.

>>9416349
>Organic butter
as opposed to what? robotic butter?

>>9417640
>>9414509
>>9414047

Do rednecks really drink their shit tier beer at breakfast?

>>9416401
Nothing worse than dry cinnamon rolls. Sorry for your loss.

>>9416351
it's Voíla you retard

>>9417798
How new?

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>>9414047
>>9417798
>How new?

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>>9414592
>I don't NEED my eggs cooked rare. I WANT my eggs cooked rare.

>>9417798
Oh wow, we have a newbie here.

>>9414047

just had an extra crispy english muffin + buttjam and a glass o' milk. Not a hungry guy in the morning.

>>9417640
Looks like you tossed your eggs and overcooked bacon on last night's puke bucket. You need to go back to your containment thread.

>>9416344
Bob-omb

Shit dude, I usually have grilled cheese and a glass of milk for breakfast.

>>9414482
Who the fuck eats a lemon like that?

>all these people complaining about eggs
literally all the eggs in this thread are fine, iys fucking eggs - unless they are either black or still transparent as long as you add salt and pepper they will all taste the same

you guys eat so much
I eat like 2 boiled eggs and sometimes i just skip breakfast

>>9414459
Looks good, whats the thing atop the sausages? some kind of fried cheese?

>>9414477
They are just crusty on the edges, the center is likely still runny. These kinds of eggs are popular in Asia too with noodles or as a side

>>9419858
Spoken like someone who has never had a properly cooked egg in his life.

>>9414439
do europeans really do this?

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>>9414459
>Mangu con salami, huebo y queso frito

>>9420132
looks like someone dumped a trash can on your plate

>>9414482
this is the kind of breakfast a wife makes for her husband in a film, he takes 3 bites and goes 'this was great honey but I'm late for work' and then leaves

>>9414047
Dont let them get you down, I would eat the fuck out of those eggs

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tomato, tofu, egg, cabbage , bean spouts, potatoes rice and peanut sauce

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Made this a while ago. Unfortunately it turned out to be a greasy hell

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I ran out of muesli so I had to run out and grab some croissants

>>9419473
That's a grapefruit.

>>9414107
looks like an arab style breakfast

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>>9416401
>cinnamon rolls
>posts cake

>>9414509
lacks that golden brown though

>>9417640
Nice eggs, OP. Hope you had some bread with that.

>>9418019
i had a double double and everything bagel this morning
and as usual they didnt put enough cream cheese..

>>9414345
Shut up and stop pretending you americlap no one in the Mediterranean burns their eggs like a retarded. Stop trying excuse your shit cooking skills by saying that's how it's made in a different culture.

>>9420132
Potato looks too firm, bread looks like it's non toasted and soggy, beans look like they are on prozac and that tomato is going through her mid life crisis.

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>>9420417

>>9420208
I don't understand the question? What's so european about coffee and tea cookies?

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>>9417640
Muh dick

>>9420262
>undercooked bacon
>unmelted cheese

cold beer is honestly god tier with a good hearty breakfast

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Did anyone's mother fry bolognese for breakfest as well?

>>9423944
Yes, but I wouldn't say I'd do it now. Pretty much any meat is better than bologna.

>>9423944
[spoilers] I still do if I'm looking for a quick breakfast, though I'll usually use back bacon or another meat instead [/spoilers]

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>>9414047
Not sure what the black stuff is. Everything else is breakfast.

>>9420262
>>9423881
jack is among us

>>9424001
I would have to drown the bologna with ketchup, mustard, mayo and a fair amount of cheese in order to make the sandwich edible.

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>>9414345
>This is how Latin people and Mediterranean people all like their eggs

>>9414047
>eggs cooked in bacon grease
>americans saying they are burned

what the fu/ck/

What are some good breakfast beers?

>>9424326
My thought as well. They taste like shit this way though you need to drain the pan and let the residue embue flavor.

>>9424338
Founder's Breakfast Stout 8.2%
Oakshire Coffee Stout 8%

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>drinking beer at breakfast

>>9424379
I like the taste but they fuck up the texture.

>>9424380
Cool. I'll give them a shot on Saturday.

>>9417640
That bacon looks godly. Nice work.

>>9417675
>what is british pancake

>>9425749
>reddit

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>>9427174
How about fucking never reddit and still loving the avocado toast. Suck it.

>>9423313
>imprethive, very nith

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Finally breakfast time

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Eggs and sausage and queso dip and other shit

>>9419473
When in the fuck have you ever seen a lemon that size anon? Its a god damn grapefruit.

>>9414107
I want you to have sex with my butt

>>9427939
squash soup?

>>9414439
This minus the cookies and sweets. Enjoy your insulin resistance, big breakfast eaters!

>>9428033
Pumpkin, capsicum and sweet potato

>>9414509
looks prettygood OP.

>>9427174
You and reddit or avocado toast are on a desert island forever. PICK NOW

>>9420132
rice and beans look pretty good. is that coffee or tea in the mug

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1 sided grilled bread
6 slices this
>t. poorfag

>tfw ran out of liquor to put in my coffee

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>>9416349

>>9414107
fatty

>>9420132
now this i would eat

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eating this right now ~as we speak~

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>>9428629
what is that? raw mince and cottage cheese?

>>9428656
Cream cheese and teewurst

>>9428611

it was for three people and we didn't even finish it you lemon

>>9420164
Yup yup. It's a fresh cheese you can fry.

>>9420215
yeh boi.

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Had this yesterday, cinnamon pancakes, pumpkin pie Greek yogurt, strawberries and cherries, and tea. Had the fiber one bar a few hours later.

>>9418378
underrated

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>>9428668
cool
never seen Teewurst before. Sorry for being mean, mein bruder.

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Olá /ck/

>>9420546
>beans look like they are on prozac

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Blueberry oatmeal w/ bananas
Fried egg with thyme
Walnut bread with fig marmalade, cheese and spinach
Fruit juice
Earl grey tea

>>9428684
>pumpkin pie greek yoghurt
That sounds absolutely delicious. You bought it, though, didn't you? We don't have fancy stuff like that here so I guess I'll just have to cry about it ):

>>9414459
those look super good, IDK what peoples obsession with making eggs wiggly jiggly is. It's fucking liquid meat, I want it firm

>>9417640
looks good but you gotta cut out that black shit on the eggs, Carbon is not flavoring

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/fit/ here

>>9420144
Me too
Maybe they don't eat much lunch

>>9428008
But it's yellow

>>9428778
>adding milk to earl grey
almost dude, almost.

>>9428974
I'm nordic, I add milk to everything just to brag about my lactose tolerance.

>PB&J
>Four cups of coffee
>Vitamins

>>9429227
Generally I'm all for adding milk to everything but I'm going to have to report you for this one: slice of lemon if you're a preening Englishman but black is best and you of all people should know that.

God damn, is there a better meal than breakfast?

I eat a HUGE fucking breakfast like once a month, and it's delicious. Every day is just coffee and cereal, which I don't mind, but brehs, eggs Benedict is my shit

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Dang, mest my eggs

>>9428895
Sir, your banana has rotted, sir

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>>9428951
no, it's white

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>>9414047
R8 my scramble 4clan:
Crusty sourdough accompaniment. Tomato red pepper mushroom garlic onion salt & pepper

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fridays is half days so i skip breakfast and then cook a huge breakfast for lunch

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>>9414047
My girlfriend cooked this up, she's a fantastic cook.

>>9414459

Are you from Central America?

>>9429610
Are you fucking with me or do burgers seriously throw away spotty bananas

Damn,now i wish i'd bought eggs,right now i'm guzzling coffee.

>>9414047
>>9414056
best fucking way to make eggs. you dont wasted that bacon grease like some non-homeless faggot.

>>9423093

>what's so European about tea cookies?

Yet they still have the audacity to go to every thread on this board and ask "hurr do American's really do this???????"

Fucking bongs man. At least Americans have scope into other cultures.

>>9420132
Props on the hotsauce. Got the same one in my fridge and like 7 other varieties.

>waits until 1pm to eat
>Brussels sprouts, salmon, and tilapia
>chicken breast, banana, and a huge plate of broccoli at 7pm
>wait until 1pm the next day
>laugh at the fat fucking neckbeards eating garbage

>>9414459
UMA DELICIA

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>>9423944
Listen up people from New Jersey: Taylor Ham is goddamned bologna! Tired of my retarded friend who brags about that shit so much that I tried it. Fried bologna at thrice the price

>>9414459
His are just cooked in a dirty pan

>>9428656
Smoked salmon u pleb

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>>9430829
>Americans have scope into other cultures

>>9421449
ty

>>9414047
I ate at this new french bakery near me the other day. The sandwich I had was just bologna, pickles, and butter, but it was on super dank bread, and the coffee there was Peets coffee which was pretty alright

>>9414067
>I was in a hurry
>I drink malt liquor for breakfast
pick one

>>9428778
patrician

>>9431918
>not being a functioning alcoholic
they don't make 'em like they used to.

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Don't have as much time today so blueberry oatmeal with raspberry jam, scrambled eggs, earl grey tea, and chocolate oatmilk.

>>9420242
That's ok. He's about to get a lesson in what really matters, from a very unexpected source.

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Eggs, sausages, tomato, rye bread with parsley butter, coffee, soured milk.

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peanut butter cake

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>>9414047

>>9432253
I hope someone pleasured you sexually for making yummy cake

>>9432260
how's this sound
>homemade tortillas
>scrambled eggs
>guacamole
>home fries
>habanero salsa
>spicy chorizo
>roasted red pepper
>sauteed onion
>chopped jalapeno
>mix of sharp cheddar and pepper jack, shredded
I'm gonna celebrate a week of good dieting with breakfast burritos

>>9432343
not meant to be a reply. sorry

>>9430038
Looks appetizingly vomity, would regurgitate/10

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could have eggs our burger cereal. but i'm thinking two mini snickers and some milk.

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>>9431765

>highest immigration rate of any country
>not having scope into other cultures

>>9432236
>knife on herbed butter
Why would you do this Mr. Shinypalms?
Looks delicious though

>>9424042
i havent had a dosa in over a year. nowhere in my city sells them. all our indian restaurants just sell watery curry with tough pieces of freezer burnt chicken breast. the only legitimate indian restaurant is just a fluke that exists basically in the middle of nowhere off a highway.

>>9420266
replace the milk with dark coffee and we're mates, mate

>eating breakfast

>>9423944
Eastern Europe here, fried doktorskaya with onions and potatoes is a staple hangover breakfast here

>>9431955
You are going to be a fat fuck

>>9432973
This

>>9433326
There's probably less than 500 calories there.

>>9433342
>strawberry jam
>everything full of milk
>chocolate
>calorie dense eggs
>less than 500 calories

Maybe you skip lunch?

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Late breakfast

>>9433608
What's that shit under that burnt ass toast?

>>9433664
looks like french toast

>>9433664
Its burnt french toast, so maple syrup

>>9433326
dyel

>>9433451
On weekdays I usually stick to oatmeal and juice/tea, this was fancy breakfast since I wouldn't have any sustainable lunch.

With that said? I've had a lot of trouble with my metabolism and feeling hungry, I vastly prefer eating a bit more and varied (which you can't tell from these photos but I digress), enjoying what I eat, than counting calories.

>>9434048
How did you make your eggs?

>>9432776

is this being served inside a toilet bowl?

>>9434091
Yesterday I fried it in olive oil. Salt, pepper, and thyme. Medium-high heat, single side to give it a nice texture while keeping the yolk runny.
I scramble them in butter, and add sour cream and parsley. Makes them nice and creamy.