Don't mind me, just posting the best nut ever.

expensive for me. quite a lot actually

>>9410896
Holy shit are those almonds activated OP?

>>9410896

After 2 it starts to taste like shit

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>when you get one of those bad pistachios that tastes super bitter

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>>9410918

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Those aren't nigger toes

http://www.strawpoll.me/13906115
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13906115

just vote it up my dudes. "best" means "my favorite, it's the tastiest" or "this one is objectively the best for you. fit fag btw"

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>>9410896
Pistachios are actually seeds, not nuts.

But yes, they're very tasty.

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>>9410896
Fuck yeah, doesn't get any better than pistachios. My mom just brought these piñon nuts back from New Mexico, they're pretty good despite being tiny and kind of annoying to remove the shells. Same brand as pic, except mine are in a plastic bag.

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>>9410896
this is like saying crab or lobster is the best seafood.

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Don't mind me, I'm just the PATRICIAN nut.

>>9410896
those aren't your moms favorite nuts

>>9410918

I love 'em

>>9410941

12 votes in, i'm the first and only cashew. Unacceptable.

>>9411160
Cashew is the Gin Tonic of nuts.

It's for boring people.
N-nothing personnel...

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>>9410904
Can't afford 'chios, anon? Try not being a NEET degenerate.

>>9410896
I prefer the nut I put in your mom.

>>9410918
I like 'em. They keep it interesting. Yeah, they are nasty and unpleasant, but eating a handful of pis'o would get boring without them. Of course I'm a masive masochist so maybe I just like torturing my self.

Almonds are overrated

>>9410896
I know peanuts are pleb tier but they're jjust so much more accessible than any other.

>>9410911
no, they're GMO almonds

go vegan

Pistachios are good but I don't get pistachio ice cream at all.

If you ever get the chance to eat some fresh macadamia nuts it will ruin you on eating the canned ones.

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>>9410918
>When you grab one that is still sealed.
>When the next one you grab has just a faintest hint of an opening in the shell.

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>>9412507
>canned macadamia nuts
what shithole do you live in?

>>9410918
>>9411152
>>9411592
Those taste like that because they have gone bad due to the grub of an insect leaving is poop behind which digests part of the nut with fecal bacteria.

>Grab the canister of the shelf and stand at the bench
>plan to just have a handful
>End up standing at the bench for like 15 minutes shelling and eat pistachios
>Eat almost half a kilo of nuts

Dangerously more-ish

>>9410918
Just shell another one quickly and pop it into your mouth

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>>9410896
Activated almonds best nut.

>>9412631
>Activating your almonds then salting them

Diluting the nutrients, bro. What a waste.

>>9412631
almonds are fruit, not nuts.

casual bump

>>9410918
that's only the californian pistachios. buy the iranian pistachios, they dont have that.

>>9411160
cashews are the niggers of nuts

>>9410896
sweet chili pistachios are amazing, too expensive to buy regularly though.

>>9414161
yeah they are, they're way better than all the other nuts

Obviously activated almonds

I like pecans because I can scoop up hummus with them. But if I'm just eating nuts plain its gotta be walnuts or macadamias.

>>9411142
I fucking hate walnuts. They taste like almost nothing and have an unpleasant texture. If you put walnuts in your brownies go fucking die.

>>9412645
YOU'RE a fruit!

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Sometimes you feel like a nut, other times you don't

>>9410904
>>9414168
>Not living in the the garden of Eden that is the California Sacramento Valley
>Not having friends give you or grow your own free walnuts, almonds, pistachios, honey, peaches, apricots, pears, plums, grapes, tomatoes, zucchini, squash, and short grain rice

Stay forever plebian my dudes.

>>9414589
I'm from serbia. Lots of cheap nuts and seeds here, but everything imported (pistachio, cashew, br nut) is expensive is hell

>>9410896
best nuts are deeze nuts

>>9410942
Then why are you posting chuck?

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>>9412530
Your definition of whether a place is a shithole or not is the availability of fresh macadamia nuts? kys you stupid fuck

>>9411142
>>9414266
>Eat Walnut
>Tongue loses all taste buds and go numb

>>9414589
Sacramento valley looks exactly like Ohio but with palm trees. The immense amount of strip malls in Sacramento also makes it look like Ohio. Ohio is a shit state to look at.

>>9411142
Walnuts are the peanuts of nuts.