What am I in for, cu/ck/s?

>>9406958
Disappointment most likely. If anyone would like to make the thread more interesting we can discuss why dominos makes your next day poops smell horrific. I'm literally shitting as I type and the smell is making my eyes water. What the fuck is up with that?

>frozen processed "wagyu"
>frozen processed "lobster"
>combining the two into a patty nonetheless
Very rarely do I sincerely denote things with "meme", but your burgers there fit the bill.
Just add some shit like "Black Truffle" in there to complete the trifecta of "shit flyovers think is the pinnacle of fine dining".

>>9407073
It's president's choice though, should be decent at worst

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>>9407078
>Drumpf
>Taste

>meat in opaque packaging

I know this is a troll thread but this is completely baffling.

>>9407078
Your president also eats mcnugget din-dins with diet coke, so I guess McDonalds is president's choice too.

>>9407078
Oh yeah, they probably taste alright. But they're quite literally being sold on the basis of memes. Note how the word "Wagyu" is three times larger than the other words. It's because many people think Wagyu == High Quality and don't realize that it's just beef and can be processed as cheaply as any other kind at the end of the day.
So they see WAGYU in big letters, then their eyes drift over and see "lobster". Then immediately all their flyover culinary senses start firing and they think "hm them theres fancy eat-ums, me 'n paw paw will be eatin' like them big-britches city fellas tonight" and toss that shit into their trolley alongside their off-brand cool whip and pre-shredded cheese and whatever other processed horrors lurk in their trolley.

>>9407125
What kind of retard thinks 'wagyu' means quali-

>flyover

oh, right.

>>9407078
This. They rarely do me wrong.

God I want some PC buffalo blue cheese chips right now.

>>9407125
I laughed.

>>9407125
inb4 a flyover gets completely assmad at this completely accurate post

It's not limited to flyovers though, I see this stuff all the time among Americans in general

>>9406986
>I'm literally shitting as I type
enjoy associating the smell of poop with food

Why do you faggots need to read stuff while you poop?

>>9407090
>>9407116
Presidents choice is a packaged food brand sold in gorcery stores. They make the most delicious chocolate chip cookies for the price. Good chips too. Overall an excellent brand for the price in my eyes.

>>9407143
>not wanting to be intellectually stimulated at every possible moment

Why are you Americans so retarded?