>drinking a glass of wine >two fruit flies decide to divebomb

Brought a pitcher of locally brewed ale on the way home.

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>>9406147
Use one of these and they never bother you or your food. Any new fly that appears will go straight to its death.

>What are you drinking tonight, /ck/?

Water.

>>9406162
[nutshell plays]

>>9406147
W

>>9406154
Is this a new meme?

>>9406162
So now the bottle is full, what are you going to do with them?

>>9406343
I stick my dick in it, with a wax plug in my urethra. It's a good feeling. Go on gif, Ill post it there.

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Getting all hopped up on Monster and about to go do mad burnouts and sick skidz on the touge like I do every Saturday

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Pic related and college football at my brother's place

>>9406147

Lager with a good dose of clamato juice and a dash of Worcestershire. It's kind of a comfort beverage for me.

>>9406342
No it's literally a shill. After seeing this picture 10x, you're more likely to buy the product next time you want easy mac.

>>9406317
Such a good album

>>9406383
Sex?

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Drinking a couple of these and grilling chicken. Comfy night

Rum hot toddy because I have the illness

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Nothing, still hung over from last night.

>>9406517
Red eyes / michealeadas are the bomb. Better with hot sauce too.

>>9406723

Aye, I like to concoct new versions of 'em. Spicy ones are great.

>>9406162
How do I make such a wonderful thing?

>>9407798
Make a funnel using tape and paper. Use a canning jar and ring for the lid. Fill the jar with an inch of warm water, a bit of sugar, and a bit of baking yeast or just beer/wine. The best funnel is one that is about 1/4th of an inch above the water line.

The final touch is to place one tiny drop of dish liquid/soap in the water so it breaks the water surface tension. Gnats and flies that land on the water instantly sink into it and die. Using stuff like fruit instead of the water isn't nearly as good.

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