Fuck my shit up senpai I have been hand whisking for an hour

with a fucking fork?

>>9406063
Is it a milk product? Does it have carrageenan in it?

>>9406066
yes?
>>9406069
its baby chicken thats for baby cows or some other bullshit

>>9406078
>its baby chicken thats for baby cows or some other bullshit

What?

>>9406087
egg whites, i thought you where telling me i was going to get cancer for consumong milk

>>9406096
Use a whisk. A real whisk.

>>9406078
Use a whisk retard.

>>9406109
>>9406132
i dont have ojne
i have an automatic thing wich is half broken and missing the whisk attachment, im going to try to fabricate a whisk attachment using a plastic spoon

>>9406166
Get some some thick wires and fix them up into a whisk shape by attaching them to a stick
Should be better than whatever the fuck you're using now.

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I'm a good dman genius

>>9406200
Lel, not bad anon. Post end result.

op, how much cream of tartar did you use? that's probably why they aren't whipping up.

>>9406230
its taking a while and making my hands super sticky

>>9406078
>>9406063
use a whisk you stupid fuck

>>9406063
so i made a fucking mess, got nothing out of it and ended up throwing everything to the garbage but thats life, thats fucking life for me, every time i want something nice
fuck

>>9406354

It's because you're the kind of retard that tries to whisk egg whites to soft peaks with a fork

>>9406354

Were you even using a whisking motion?

You've got to beat air into it, not just stir vigorously.

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>>9406200
You can make a whisk out of just about anything thin. They work because they are thin and whip through the egg dragging air behind. Big things like spoons can't do it.

>>9406384
>>9406395
i need a fresh start in life
how do i into reincarnation?

>>9406405

Toaster in the bathtub should work