Weirdest food stories?

once used a whole tablespoon of nutmeg in my mac and cheese.

was too poor and hungry to discard the food.

it was an ordeal. .

>>9400859

Protip: The Daily Sport is mostly fiction

burned my bellend in a greggs pasty once
ghastly business that

>>9400859
When I was in high school I took a smoothie and whisked in flour to make a "fruit pancake". It stuck to the pan, had a horrible smell, and tasted awful.

>>9401201
sounds rank, lad
which flavour?