Would you eat my cookies? :3

>>9397057
how much will you pay me, and is there sex involved? no fatties or black/mud chicks

>>9397067
I'll do it for free if you are a non-fat black chick with at least a 4/10 face, the blacker the better

>>9397057
prob not
looks like u put in too much sugar

I'll do it regardless of color, for free. Just gotta let me cum on them.

>mudshark
into the cookie oven you go

>>9397075
>>9397067
no idea what you're talking about, but I'm white and never dated a black guy.

Starch, fat, sugar, mashed together and baked.
No way.
A piece of bread is rich enough.

Yeah I have very low standards for cookies.

Yeah dood. I'd eat at least 3.5 of them.

>>9397089
Same. Cookies are like pizza: I'll happily take the bad and the good.
A $3 cookie from some hipster bakery? Sweet. A piece of shit cookie from the school lunch line? Sweet.

>>9397057
Why must you turn the cooking board into a HOUSE OF LIES?!

There's a clear square shape in the center of each cookie. That's because you literally took a block of store bought, frozen cookie dough and cut them apart into squares.

>>9397111
I never stated otherwise...

>>9397057
only if you laugh at me and call me names while i do it

I'll eat your ass you sexy fucker ugh yeah my nipples are so rock fucking hard

>>9397057
I'd like a piece of your heart cookie.

Damn dude cookies are easy as fuck to make. Fuck that store bought shit.
Bowl 1
1-3/8 c flour
1/4 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
Bowl 2
3/4 c sugar (brown,white,honey,whatever)
1/2 c soft butter don't be retarded and melt it, cook it in the microwave on low power until its soft or better yet just leave it on the counter
1 egg
Cap of vanilla
Mix all that shit together with a wooden spoon then add the flour in
Mix in 1 cup of morsels
Bake at 375 for like 7:30 and don't over cook them and wa la

>>9397057
did you try and make square cookies or is there something nefarious hiding underneath the surface of these things

>>9397057
i want the big janky looking one, please.

>>9397084
yt peepuh rlly thnk this

>>9398904
I did this and my cookies burned

very obvious premade garbage

if ur ass good tho ill eat em

>>9397057
looks great, almost store bought... well done, op

I'm a bit peckish so yeah

>>9399909
WA LA