Does the word Umami trigger you?

>>9394756
No, why would it?

ooo mommy

how can I add umami to my marinara without anchovies? it's for a restaurant

msg???

>>9394756
That doesn't seem right, I thought it was mostly all on the tip of the tongue

>>9394829
Yes msg is your best bet. It's the salt of a umami

>>9394948
Your taste buds are all over your tongue and mouth, there aren't zones.

I don't understand why non japanese people don't just say "savory"

>>9394999
don't have a word for savory
what now

>>9394999
Because it's trendy.

>>9394999
Because they are actually different. Umami is characterized by the flavour of high concentrations of glutamic acid. Not all savory tasting foods have high glutamic acid so something can be savory but not umami. For example comparing a potato to fish. Both are savory but a potato is not umami.

>>9394962
Yea but I thought the tip of your tongue had more sensitive taste buds or something

>>9394829
Without other flavors? MSG. Without fish? Meat, cartilage. Without meat? Seaweed, soy sauce, celery, mushrooms...a few others I can't remember.

>>9395056
Well I started hearing about umami, and anchovies seemed like the way to go, but I don't want to get people sick

>>9395082
Why would people get sick from anchovies? You are aware that anchovies are a staple in actual Italian cuisine right? Why are you afraid of adding Italian ingredients to your Italian sauce?

>>9395006
savory, though

>>9395042
This is true-ish. But I heard zoned can change from person to person.

>>9395082
A number of sauces make use of anchovies, sardines, or fermented fish sauces to get that kick of umami plus that slight taste of fish to give it a more complex flavor profile.

>>9395056
Yeast extracts like Vegemite and Marmite. Maybe shit like Bovril too?

>>9394822
underrated

>>9395140
Yeah, vegemite and marmite. Really good for adding a really strong beefy flavor without beef.

>>9394818
it's a reddit word

it sounds like something an annoying faggot would tell you about as if it's something new and interesting that you haven't heard about approximately ten million times

>>9395091
because it's a high volume pizza parlor and fish allergies exist

>>9394822
Why not invent a new flavor and name it after yourself? Like if you were named Daniel, then it would be Danieltaste.

>>9395164
>marinara on pizza

Shit nigga what are you doing? Pizza sauce and marinara are different. Unless you are specifically making pizza alla marinara then you are doing it wrong.

>>9395195
for our pizza sauce we simply blend our marinara down till smooth

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>>9395014
Trendy? Like a trend that's been going on for over a decade now and /ck/ has been complaining about it for over a decade now type of "trendy"?

>>9395042
It's very, very slightly true. Like, a couple percent of intensity per flavor.

It doesn't trigger me but if I heard someone say it in public I'd probably raise an eyebrow.

>>9395215
Calm down hipster, it was a joke. Go wax your beard and relax.

>>9395160
my god, people never stop talking about reddit on this site.
seems like you're obsessed

>>9394829
https://youtu.be/29u_FejNuks

>>9395025
A potato is starchy, not savory.

>>9394756
Kinda yeah. Just say savory.

>>9395276
I really really really like this video

I don't want to add more allergens though so I'll probably just go with the MSG

what the fuck does "umami" mean
is that like "wasabi"?

>>9394756
Im more triggered by the "you taste x on this part of your tongue!"

No, you dont.

>>9395095
gonn get bullied talking in english
being bullied is bad

>>9396168
It means savory. Which is a flavor discovered by a japanese guy. It's mostly associated with msg.

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>>9394756
YES IT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF LIKE NOTHING ELSE
IT SOUNDS REALLY NEOKEK Y
FUCK THE ASSHOLES THAT GO "ACHUALLY THERE ARE 5 MAIN TASTES"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9394756
Even knowing Japanese, it does sound a little ridiculous, and it feels strange to say when talking to someone about taste. That said, you can either call it "savory," or just accept that Japan has a ton of loanwords from all over the world, so adding "umami" to the comparatively-small collection we have from them isn't much to cry over.

>>9394756
No but this retarded image does

>>9395168
Ooo daniel

>>9395242
>N-No it's like we're obsessed...with reddit. Baka !

>>9394756
>actually being annoyed at the word Umami
I can't believe the retardation at play here
how the fuck else do you even describe that flavor? and no, savory is not the same thing at all

>>9395227
This. Nothing on the internet surprises me. I just assume anyone who says "umami" is from California or some equally gay place. If I heard this in real life though I would cringe.

>>9394756
Are you somehow excited or satisfied by the word "triggered"? A word is just a word, son.

>>9394999
>>9396228
>Non-japanese
>Reading comprehension
>Bullying doesn't get me off

>>9394756
Your mommy triggers my penis.

>>9397713
Summers lasting a long while.

>>9395228
>hipster

Try using that word correctly, kid.

>>9397748
>triggered numale detected