guys my can of vanilla coke fully prolapsed what should I do now

>>9392719
shove it up your prolapsed asshole

It's more aerodynamic now. Time to invest in a can cannon.

https://www.xproducts.com/product/can-cannon-soda-can-launcher-ar-15-m16/

>>9392719
Inspect your cans boypussy

>>9392719
Put it on a shelf in a supermarket next to all the other coke cans with a sign that says "CANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?"

>>9392734
>put it next to those tall skinny coke cans
>walk away
>come back when some people are near the cans
>"OH FUCK THIS NIGGA BEEN ROIDING?"

>>9392727
came here to post this

>>9392719
Throw it away. No need to make a mess that will need to clean up op.

Got a baseball bat?

What country are you in. That can design looks old as fuck.

>>9392719
Frozen? I'm impressed that it didn't pop.

>>9393095
It's called "retro", Dumas.

>>9392719
open it over a glass, you'll be fine.

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>>9393625
>, Dumas.