Hey /ck/, what can I do with some monkeys?

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>>9392600
Make MonkChickens

>>9392600
Get yo bitch ass slapped

>>9392600
Uma delicia

probably have a barrel of laughs, cheeky lads that they are

>>9392617
SOPA

>>9392600
I dunno; Take a bath with them? I always see those guys in some hot springs.

Start a band.

>>9392600
give them a typewriter, or even better, give them a 4chan pass

sex

>>9392868
that's ridiculous, even if monkeys were able to use keyboards what would we even talk about?

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>>9392600
Open a bar, call it Monkey Business. Just fucking monkeys everywhere. I'd drink there.

>>9392876
Shakespeare

Can pick the bugs out of their hair and earn their respect

>>9392886
It was the best of time, it was the BLURST of times?!?

>>9392876
>what would we even talk about


>we


Nice try, monkey.

>>9393431
took him quite a while to post in the first place

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>>9392876
>we

>>9393613
>wrinkles on a forehead, with a side of puppy dog's eyes

>>9393624
He can't help how he looks, anon.

>>9392600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O60TYAIgC4

Have a tea party

>>9393596
Please stop, Joe.

eat their smegma

>>9393891
Why are homosexuals so obsessed with disgusting shit?

>>9392881
I dunno man, those little shits can tear you limb from limb if they feel like it.

>>9392881
that would be shit
Monkeys are notorious alcoholics

Mash em up and make monkey bread

>>9393912
>why do i enjoy imagining homosexuals doing things which disgust me

>>9393953
naw monkeys cant do that... apes however (chimps) will fuck your shit up.

worst a monkey can do is steal your shit or mess up your hair. dont piss off a group of them though that wouldnt be smart

>>9392600
Teach 1 to jerk you off, Then kill the other 2 in the bathtub and make pulled monkey BBQ sandwiches