I'm a dumbass novice. Allow me to explain. We had Ham in the fridge, it was suggested I make eggs and ham. Wonderful suggestion I thought. I know you'll know what I did wrong and what happened next..but...indulge me.
Spray the pan with oi.I put the ham on the pan, I crack the eggs onto the ham, and then I start the heat. Then get it onto my plate after the egg cooked 3-4 minutes later. Tasted great.
>>9392418
>what did I do wrong
everything
>>9392420
pls throughly rip me a new asshole tho
>>9392418
Sounds good OP. You did a good job.
>>9392451
my gastroenteritis disagrees senpai
>>9392460
You did a good job. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You did a good job.
>>9392465
I mean it tasted really gud ya. but at what price
>>9392460
Food poisoning can take up to a couple days to kick in after eating contaminated food. You can't say with certainty what caused it.
>>9392418
Food poisoning redefined my relationship with food.
It's bascially your buddy telling you to not do whatever shit you did again.
>>9392775
*buddy = body