Why would anyone do drugs when they could just eat garlic bread?

>>9392269
Drugs are cheaper.

>>9392269
Drugs aren't empty carbs

>>9392269
Garlic bread makes you fat, meth makes you skinny.

>>9392269
Drugs aren't flyover shit

>>9392269
t. someone who hasn''t done drugs

>>9392269
Why not both

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>>9392269
Why would anyone do garlic bread when they can for mes?

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>>9392269
why is this a either/or situation?

>>9392344
Delete this fucking post. I'm not fucking kidding.

>>9392345
b/c op is a shitposter

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>>9392269
you, sir, have not met my best friend molly. she makes everything beautiful.

how do I mainline garlic bread?

>>9392583
Except you

>>9392347
No.

I'd rather mow a lawn

What if you do drugs AND THEN eat garlic bread?

>>9392780
Mustard gas

>>9392269
DUDE CARBS AND FAT LMAO

>>9392287
Garlic bread isn't empty carbs, you're getting fat from the butter and the garlic is healthy too

>>9392765
I'll settle for that. Cute waitresses under table lights turn into the glowing apparition of the sexy Virgin Mary. True story.

Learning to cook healthy and delicious food would go a long way in reduce drug use.
High fat junk food makes people fat, hungry and miserable. To fill that void, they 'eat' drugs.

>>9392269
Garlic bread is good but it doesn't make you k-hole. 5/10

>>9393664
You just aren't eating enough garlic bread.

>>9393058
>you're getting fat from the butter

Lol ok

>>9392275
lmao

>>9392269
Why hasn't someone created a perfume this just the smell of freshly made garlic bread?

>>9392311
ohio disagrees with you

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Have you ever eaten garlic bread while ON drugs??

>>9392269
Garlic bread doesnt make you feel at one wi... Ok maybe it does. But it doesnt make you hallucinate.

>>9392583
I miss Molly. Havent seen her in years. Lucy either. Sometimes it sucks being non social.. Sometimes.

>>9395130
Before the coma. It's beautiful.

>>9392774
Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

>>9395134
What did he mean by this?

>>9395123
>He's never been hooked to an IV drip of super concentrated garlic bread

>>9392344
>spicy
BRING IT BACK

Because garlic bread is bad for you.

>>9393721
>reddit spacing
kys

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>>9392269
Beats me.

>>9395111
Hoosier here, the entirety of the Midwest disagrees with him.

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>>9395889
Let's talk about pork tenderloin sandwiches rather than how Indiana became the largest production centers of illegal narcotics.

It is not /ck/ related and extremely depressing.

Here have a distant cousin made from another animal. Cutlets pounded super-thin, breaded, and fried; well they're magical. Make them into a sandwich and you have instant festival food.

>>9395934
Pork tenderloin sucks and indiana is a complete waste of a state

>>9395111
Minnesotan here, we can't survive the winters without drugs.

>>9395934
If you make it with veal cutles its even better.

t. german with family in vienna.

>>9392343
This. Its a holy combo

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>>9392293
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?

>>9392269
Because I can do both

>>9395953
fellow minnesotan here, can confirm.

this thread sucks

>>9395934
>bread meat so it's crispy
>add sauce so it gets soggy
fuck off, serving Schnitzel with sauce is the only offence still punishable by death here in Austria

>>9396814
you sound like a faggot. I don't give a shit about schnnitzel, but you sound like you have a problem with country fried steak and white gravy.

and so fuck you