rate my platter

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>>9391384
another

>>9391384
Cheese squares and olives look messy. The fruit is a strange choice. 6/10 taste, 8/10 execution.

I think it's about time that 'platters' be banned as not /ck/-related. Take it to reddit, where they think making platters is cooking.

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>>9391384
>>9391392
>cucumbers

soiled it

>>9391384
What's the dip for, the cheese?

>>9391384
>>9391392
depressing

>>9391400
nigger, we have McChicken Sandwich® threads.

shut the fuck up

Looks good anon. If you want any advice though; people like height, things in three dimensions. Overlap at least parts of some of the things up more. It look's too forced and too organized rather than natural; and too flat maybe because of the camera angle or because of the spread or symmetry. And symmetry may seem soothing to some people but it makes it seem like there's less there because the mind divides it in half.

>>9391384
I like it better when there's separate plates for cheese and meat and other stuff. and that's actually not much different stuff to choose from. and why so little ham, was it the only expensive thing you bought? it's all a bit trite.

>>9391465
um excuse me, but the best fast food sandwich is cooked unlike shitty pre-bought platters.

>>9391384
and btw your cheese is boring as hell

>>9391503
Nothing worse than boring cheese.

>>9391384
you would be laughed out of Scandinavia for that

Where's the bean dip and tortilla chips? The guacamole? The pepperoni, the Ritz? 1/10 would not bring to a football game.

>>9391495
>3 types of ham
not enough for you? I honestly prefer the other items to the cured meats - not a fan of the grease face and the firm poos

>>9391400
Lmao

>>9391521
I see one type of ham and two types of shitty cheap looking salami

>>9391384
>No breads or crackers

shit-tier

>>9391533
two pork sausages and prosciutto, pig product then.

>>9391509
Id say that getting raped and murdered by a pack of stinking niggers is a bit worse than boring cheese

>>9391555
That would be bad, yeah, but boring cheese is still worse.

>>9391384
>>9391392
Looks bretty good op. Like some other have said, lacking crackers.

>>9391541
you didn't even peel the cucumber, let alone remove the insides that make people burp. the slices are too thick. your meats are salty and there is no way to counterbalance that since all you have to offer for three types of pork is a fucking cheap cucumber (the tomato is already used up by the mozz, which btw is served without basil, a major sin) the only other cheese apart from your cheap boring yellow supermarket cheese is feta, which again is salty as hell. and there not even a single piece of lettuce and your condiment sauces are a joke. you didnt even put toothpicks into the olives or fruit. people will use their fingers to pick them up. instead of offering melon you made a fucking bowl put of it how are people supposed to eat it? the stuff is way too densely arranged. and since you put everything onto one plate, all your guests will tread on each other’s toes. your cheese selection is limited. and there is no salmon. any 2006 smörgasbord for polish truck drivers on a fucking baltic sea ferryboat is more appealing than your ... thing.

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>>9391400
/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Blow it out your ass, faggot

>>9391572
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>>9391384
Looks fuckin delicious/10 well done anon.

looks good, but you need some motherfucking crackers. Something hearty with seeds and shit

>>9391384
Where the bread at tho

>>9391384
i can only shop at sams club. and crackers are on the side

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>>9391780
>>>9391384 (OP)

>>9391384
Was there a sale at Costco or something?

>>9391384
drop the dip and its ok, add in lemon wedges and herb sprigs for more appeal

>>9391384 Nice!, I can't stay but I'll be there with my Tupperware to carry some away if you don't mind

>>9391465
thank you.
>>9391501
eheheehehehehe

>>9391384
would eat / 10

Fuck these guys, OP. That platter looks tasty as hell. Granted, im not a huge cucumber guy but id glady get drunk at the party and help myself to such a platter

>>9391384
>>9391392
Well done, OP. Very impressive. I'm sneriously thinking of doing this for Xmas this year to impress my new in-laws. Also don't listen to this dweeb here>>9391423. We obviously understand the cucumber's role as a palate cleanser. I may not have made some of the choices you did, but it's up to you. Cater to your own taste.

10/10

>>9391384
wal mart/10

>>9391384
>>9391392
>>9391854
these look great. my family always does meat/cheese/olives whenever we get together for holidays or sometimes just as a lazy dinner, so i think platters like this are fantastic.

yours are gorgeous. now i want to run out and get some feta and olives though