how do I live without eating and drinking? also noeat general

>>9390507
the same way they keep coma patients alive, i suppose.

>>9390514
what about semicolon patients

Train under Prahlad Jani.

Breatharianism

Have you thought about receiving nutrients via rectal injection?

>>9391872
This

Best no food diet because it allows cheat days of Double Quarter Pounders and Diet Coke from plastic bottles.

>>9391977
That's not cheat days those are ancient breatharian techniques of absorbing the 5D proto-vitamins.

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>>9390507

>>9390507
What is living?

I mean technically you're living right now & not eating. So do more of that.

>>9390507
There's a fasting general on /fit/

>>9390777
If they're too stupid to kill themselves they don't deserve food

>>9392082
Can you really call this living?

>>9390507
finished a 36 hour fast today. had an apple first, then later ate a little peanut butter and some powerade. Tonight I'm getting Dominos pan pizza and a veggie sandwich and it will be glorious.

>>9394169
I will never understand women

>>9390507
Breatharians live off light and air. Google it. If you do it for three weeks, you will never be hungry again. If you do it without water, you can reach enlightenment in only three days.

>>9390507
Shovel food through your ass/receive nutrients through your blood vessels.

>>9390514
>>9390777
Genuinely kek'd