What fictional food and beverages would you like to try?

>>9389475
Hermione's cunt

>>9389475
The Chili and Seabass from Jurassic Park. For the longest time I thought it was a real dish but I can't find any recipes for it.

>>9389487
Beat me to it, damn

Basically everything Babish makes

>>9389475
Harry's circumcision scar

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>>9389487

Anything from either iteration from Wonka's factory.

>>9389492
Can't believe nobody's taken this bait yet desu. Made me chuckle hard

>>9389574
it's been like 2 minutes

>>9389475
they have butterbeer at universal studios, remember trying the non alchoholic version as a young teen and it being one of the most delicious things I ever tasted

>>9389574
I wasn't really expecting anyone to. However on a more serious note I was reading something about the Chilean sea bass and apparently it really wasn't a popular dish at all until Jurassic Park came out and they almost fished the thing to extinction.

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>>9389569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnS4WmTFH5o

CHOCOLATE!

>>9389475
you can get butterbeer at universal studios in the harry potter section

>>9389487
I see I am too late.

Luna Lovejoy's cunt

>>9389487

Which movie's version of Hermione

>>9389679
Does it really matter??

>>9389679
All of them

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You know you at least want to give one a bit of tongue exploration.

>>9389684
While all are desireable, I imagine that there would be a lot of change involved. Anywhere from a perfectly smooth, yet mostly flavorless, pre-pubescent slit up through a nicely furred bush packed with a lovely feminine scent and dripping with sexual desire.

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>>9389475
Crottled greeps.

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>>9389475
PICKLE RICK

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jawbreakers from ed edd n eddy

>>9389754
Years ago I was at a flea market and saw jawbreakers ranging from the size of normal ones to some being as big as baseballs that were white with speckles of other colors like the ones they normally eat. I don't know where they found them but you can probably order them online

The Patil Twins cunts.

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>>9389722

>>9389741
Hahaha I love rick and morty hahaha such a quirky show

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>>9389487

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>>9389475

Honestly, Butterbeer. Yes I know they sell it at Universal Studios or whatever but it's just cream soda. It never quite tastes like how I imagine the stuff tastes in the books.

Besides that, when I was a kid I always wanted to try Scooby Snacks. Yes I know they're dog treats but Shaggy always popped a boner for them, I guessed they must taste awesome. Nowadays, I'd be much more skeptical about trying one.

>>9389756
yeah

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Doozer Sticks
They don't look like much, but I imagine they taste like a combination of jello and ice cream

>>9389487
i joined this thread to post hemione's muff , but the message is the same

>>9390200
Didn't they say those were made from radishes? And weren't they crunchy, not soft like ice cream or jello?

>>9390215
yeah I think those are radishes, and I let my imagination run wild. I didn't say they feel like ice cream or jello

>>9390004
Are you a homosexual man or a woman?

>>9390224
>I didn't say they feel like ice cream or jello

How would jello or ice cream describe the flavor though? Both of those are available in a huge variety of flavors. Which one?

>>9389487
ayyyyyy

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los suicidos mezcal from the savage detectives by roberto bolano

>>9390061
>butterbeer
I always imagined it like a warm hard butterscotch drink.

>>9390258
vanilla ice cream and blue raspberry jello. imagine the possibilities

>>9390027
yeah, almost as good as the posts about the show.

>>9390302
Sounds fucking delicious. But nothing radish-like so it doesn't make sense to me.

>>9390295
I would drink whatever you are talking about. Sounds nice.

>>9389754
jawbreakers aren't fictional, they exist in real life.

Used to lick on them until my tongue started bleeding when I was a kid.

>>9390358
I can't say I've ever seen a "Chernobyl" or "Japan" flavored jawbreaker in real life.

>>9390295

Yeah I always imagined kind of the same thing. Something very vaguely alcoholic tasting, with a sweet, creamy butterscotch flavor.

>>9389741
HA! Do you watch archer too? Too funny

>>9390225
I'm guessing probably just, you know, not a pedo.

>>9390314
well I've never tasted a radish. So it makes perfect sense to me

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>>9390372
>>9390027

You know I don't think R&M is the best show ever but almost all the people I see hating on it don't ever explain why they hate the show. The best I get it "lol so random" humor or something similarly dismissive.

>>9389475

On topic, the food from Dragon's Crown. Yeah most of it is real food, but fuck it always looked so delicious

>>9390411
>The best I get it "lol so random" humor or something similarly dismissive.

I'm not the guy you're reply to, and I've never seen the show, but isn't that reason enough to dislike it? I find "random humor" to be very off-putting. It's not funny to me, just stupid.

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>>9390416

I guess? I just feel like most people who say that have only seen clips from the show and haven't watched it for real. I'm not saying R&M has absolutely no random humor but it's far FAR less than others make it out to be. Plus when it is random I think they do it well, the animation really helps sell things.

>>9390428
Yeah, I've never seen it so I'm not making any judgement calls on it, but "random humor" is a turnoff for me. From what I have seen (still pics) the art style looks unpleasant to me. I would guess that like most other cartoons with similar art style the animation is probably crap too, but again--I haven't seen it.

>>9390295
>>9390366
>>9390344
I have made this drink you speak of. Basically a butterscotch ice-cream float with beer. I used Heineken. Mildly alcoholic and tastes fucking amazing.

>>9390411
I don't even hate it, I just dislike the fans of it.

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Cake

>>9390504
I should rephrase this, I dislike the fans who think it's a good enough show to bring up at any opportunity

>>9390512
Chell's cunt

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>>9390417
Do Americans really want to eat this?

>>9390364
Chernobyl tastes like radiation poisoning, Japan tastes like weeaboo sweat

>>9390512
You can make or buy those in real life. They modeled it after one from a local bakery.

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>>9390411
Art style is incredibly ugly, edgy for the sake of being edgy, lawl randum katy and the spork of doom tier humour, pseudo-intellectualism, nihilism without any reason and the show blatantly panders to the kinds of retards who browse reddit and maybe even tumblr in some cases

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Slurm and nuke cola and vim!

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>>9390411

>>9390411
I can go for the claw right now

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>>9389475
>fictional beverage
Christ's blood

>>9390840
Thumbs up

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>>9390778
>no soylent cola or big pink

>>9390840
Got you covered! Head on down to Mass at the nearest Catholic Gold Palace. All you can drink for a "small" donation and permission to make your firstborn an altar boi.

>>9389591
>>9390061
It existed already though it is old, I do not have a clear recipe. It was a hot and thin custard made with beer without breaking or curdling it. Similar to zabaglione.

>>9390411
Vanillaware's visual design is already splendid, but it really shines when they apply it to cuisine.
The meals you can buy in Muramasa looked so succulent I could almost smell it.

>>9390862
>You will never enjoy a gum with the breath freshening power of ham
Worst timeline.

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Romulan Ale

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and cartoon meat

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>>9389487
fpbp, I'd like some too

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>>9390912
It might be in our timeline, we're just 983 years away from it.

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lembas bread

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>>9389475
A meal cooked by a European that doesn't taste like cardboard and poverty.

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>>9389475
Chocolate frogs. I imagine they'd be a mix of chocolate and gummy texture.

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>>9390926
this

why doesnt REAL meat ever look this good?

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One time my friends and I went to White Castle late at night, and while ordering I noticed that they have jelly packets, probably for breakfast or something. I ordered 6 regular sliders and had them give me a handful of jelly packets. The look they gave me made me think I was the first to do this.

The taste was actually underwhelming. Even the sweetness of the jelly was overpowered by the savory burger. Whatever effect the jelly did have was a positive effect.

>>9391552
theres a burger place in town that does one with raspberry jam, blue cheese, and i forget what else. pretty good actually.

>>9390766
> tfw too smart for R&M
> tfw no more Xavier
watching it rn on youtube, most is there in playlists already. i remember it from my times as a single proto-redpilled youth about 10 years ago

your failure is a portent of a future to come

>>9390766
I gotta dump this load in that pooter's floppy slot.

y'all just killed my best platonic friend, and now i'm gonna beat yo a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-

>>9389914
cape cod?

>>9389914
You're bringing me back almost 20 years, and I'm pretty sure most tourists traps have the stupidly large ones. You'll never finish them and you'll get sores from the damned sugar-burns if you can even get your mouth open that wide.

>>9389756
>>9390079
They have this in the Simpsons section in Universal Studios Hollywood and Orlando

>>9389754
Lol there's a chernobyle flavor

>>9391476
Cringe

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I guess rabbit stew does exist though...

>>9392017
BOIL EM

>>9392023
MASH EM

>>9389756
Formerly known as Chuck's

>>9391450
>one small piece is enough to sustain a man of the east for a full days hard march, so probably like 6k calories
>tastes delicious
You don't want this in your life.

>>9392091
Admit it, you're just worried that being a creature of evil it will taste bad to you.

Pink Fuck, from Ash v. Evil Dead.

Dunno where to get the ketamine.

>>9389487
welp

>>9391525
Because it doesn't come with sparkles and filters.

>>9389487
Thanks for saving me some time.

>>9392091
i assumed it wasn't just giving energy, but making you feel full as well, so i don't see a problem with overeating, if you meant that.

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An everymeat burrito from jimbros burritos.

>>9389679
The Broadway Play

>>9389475
Soma.

>>9392294

The patrician choice

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Wumpa fruit as is and baked as a pie or cumble

>>9389475

http://medievalcookery.com/recipes/butterbeer.html

>>9390778
headcanon it tastes like sour green apple juice and energy drink

>>9389475
>>9389487
Her golden snatch

>>9390862
That ham gum was all bones, though.

>>9392091
Seems like something you'd freebase rather than eat.

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>>9389475
Limestone pie. The ones from Return to Oz.

>>9392924
This was not the family friendly sequel to show the kids alone on a Friday night my mom had envisioned, my sister had nightmares for months from this movie

>>9390364
It's not the flavor, it's the place of origin.

https://youtu.be/SB1qR8f95U8

>>9390004
while on the subject, rokakaka seems delicious. dealing with the side effects would be a different matter though

any of the meat dishes from fallout, especially deathclaw. i imagine it's pretty salty and chewy, but packed with flavor

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>>9389475
I unironically want to try this. Preferably washed down with a big glass of blue milk.

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>>9389475

>>9393104
I always imagined it would taste like Budweiser

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>>9393104

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>>9392924
This is my favourite film

>>9393104
>>9393115
You can get duff beer, and it does indeed taste like budweiser

>>9393216
I think that's the idea that Duff represents standard American piss water.

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>>9390564
Must taste kinda rancid after all that time in the stasis pod.

>>9391515
So chocolate covered turkish delight? Cuz that's a thing.

>>9389492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH7ep52x3nM

I know you're reading this, John.

>>9393221
>Must taste kinda rancid after all that time in the stasis pod.

It's called "dry aged" and concentrates the juices and flavor.

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Does this even exist in any form, anywhere in real life?

>>9390358
Same here. I'd bleed but kept going til I reached the center. That was delicious and addictive

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Garmonbozia

>>9390061
was the treat named after the dog or was the dog named after the treat

>>9389475
Big Kahuna Burger from the tarantinoverse

>>9394130
LOOK AT THE BRAIN ON BRETT!

>>9393193
Yesssss someone else who appreciates it. I love it so much.

>>9394123
Treat named after the dog.

>>9393193
This is the recipe I follow.

>>9393193
>>9394630
Forgot link like an idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>9389754
>Syrian Jawbreakers
That shit would probably give you horrible gas

bleach

>>9389487
/thread

>>9391552
I used to do this with jalapeno jelly at my moms restaurant

>>9390512
1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut–pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish-shaped crackers
Fish-shaped candies
Fish-shaped solid waste
Fish-shaped dirt
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene
Pull-and-peel licorice
Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment
Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish)
1 cup lemon juice
Alpha resins
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
1 cup granulated sugar
An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"
2 cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb
1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb
3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire
1 large rhubarb
1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 tbsp. rhubarb juice
Adjustable aluminum head positioner
Slaughter electric needle injector
Cordless electric needle injector
Injector needle driver
Injector needle gun
Cranial caps

>>9393941
It's a cherry pie with coffee. You can get it in many places.

>>9391515
had em at universal. They are a huge solid piece of meh milk chocolate.

>>9395614
kek

>>9393941
You can go to that actual diner (Twede's cafe) and order it

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I need some space ramen.

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A majority of the foods within the Paper Mario series. The whole cooking mechanic for better items to use in battles or profit was fun and it did have some intetersting foods like the Mango Delight (pic related), Meteor Meal and Koopa Dumpling

>>9396802
Aww yeah, Neopets food! Whoever designed it had amazing taste, though the dishes made with Neopet meat made young me a little queasy.

>>9396802
Don't forget the food from the secret jelly area too

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>>9396802

>>9391525
>why doesn't real life look as "good" as muh nip cartoons?

>>9390200
i used to dream of these guys all the time, and they would build me a pillow made out of those tubes. had no idea they were edible

>>9396867
Because rea life food has to actually be edible as well.

Go back to your 2D fetish

>>9391515
So a tootsie roll, basically?

>>9390766
oo frittata

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>>9390778
>>9390862
>>9392814

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>>9389487
I came in here expecting exactly this and it's the first post

>>9389487
Am I doing this right?

>>9390027
>>9390372
>>9390411
I don't get the hate too. It's the only piece of american media I watch these days apart from space ghost coast to coast

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A steaming plate of hog jowls

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>>9389475

>>9393104
i've tried duff beer in prague

>>9395876
oh ye

>>9398296
Real talk though, what kind of dipping sauce would you use

>>9398302
chik fil a sauce

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>>9398302

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>No one has mentioned Redwall yet

Disgusting

>>9389475
Romulan Beer and the Stuff

>>9389475
Duff beer

>>9390061
I wanted to try them as a kid too so when my grandma got a box of them for her dog I tried one. It may have been shaped like a pizza but it sure didn't taste like one. I feel like I saw them in stores sometime within the last year or so but I don't know if they still make them now
>>9395977
The ones Walmart sold when Harry Potter was new were Crunch bars in the shape of frogs

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Fuu

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Frobscottle

>>9392294
So you're into beastiality?

>>9392074
I don't mind Sneed.

>>9390567
It's ham you dumbass

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Wallace and Gromit moon cheese

>>9397741
Hahahaha. Just get can of Hormel chili and put a cheap hot dog in it

>>9398348
What about Duff Beer?

>>9398060
Oooooooh shit love me some Ren and Stimpy

>>9396799
I always imagined a toasty cinnamon and sugar flavor. I want to put it in milk and mix it up to get the dregs from the bottom of a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

>>9394946
Woefully underrated

>>9389679
Prisoner of Azkabam.

>>9390924
This.

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>>9389475
Mary's medicine from mary poppins.

DE:HR protein bars and cocktails
STALKER "bread" and vodka
Potions from Asterix and Obelix; Gummi Bears and Enclave
Pills of the detective in Leon, the professional
Valkyr and Interfectum 600mg painkillers from Max Payne (not really food, but consumable)
Popeyes spinach
Flintstones rib-eye steak and dino ribs
Laudanum (not really fictional, but not readily available anymore)
Fallout universe, some pre-war ready-made dishes, non irradiated of course
Garfields lasagna

Im sure there are many more I cant think of.

>>9389492
audibly chuckling

>>9390411
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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You got the munch,
The crisp and the crunch.
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.
When Coach puts you in,
you gotta go for the win.
Y2K turned out all right!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
You can do it!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
Crunchy chew it!
Who's got the money?!?
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!

>>9389487
only when she was cunny tho

>>9391855
Does it actually contain cough syrup?

>>9389475
Some of the campfire recipes from Fallout New Vegas, particularly the cocktails.

>>9393329
the way he speaks drives me insane

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booty sweat

>>9390411
>harpy egg omelette
Wait- a harpy is part human, would an unfertilized Harpy egg be part period?

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>>9399503
You missed out.

>>9391525
>tfw you will never live in a gourmet age

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>>9390411
This several trillion times

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>>9398394

>>9394614
It's way too underrated

>>9394633
Thank you, you are a man of taste I see

>>9389609
or any 2nd and charles

>>9391586
*gotta dump a hot load in that pooters floppy slot

You just killed my best platonic male friend now I'm gonna beat you dow dowdowdowdodododododododoown

At least that's how I remember it

>>9398296
Scampi is close enough

>>9398532
Check roahl Dahls recipie book most of his fictional foods have real life recipes

>>9393941
No it doesn't exist. It is just some fantasy food from.

>>9399172
I always imagined it tasting like gin with lean
Don't think universal studio's serves lean :(

>>9394633
I thought he was called DoubleSwee

>>9389609
The Gobstopper as it was in fiction. Not that glorified jawbreaker crap.

>>9391525
>Japan
Sure, if you don't mind soy sauce and rice vinegar based glazes with a spoonful of MSG for extra umami.

I'll stick to Wild Boar as seen in Asterix, thank you.

>>9393076
Just get a ghost pepper.

The imagination feast from Hook.

I don't care if half of it was just doctored birthday cake filling. Shit looked buttery and delicious.

>>9399984
Cool, thanks!

I doubt the bubbles go downwards in the real life recepie though

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>>9398748
i want to taste her other medicine

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>>9389487
>sticking your dick in crazy

>>9400163
I think it was food coloring and shaving cream.

>>9390411
They have a lot of abrasive, socio-politically retarded fans that want to fawn over it's cleverness, and by proxy, their cleverness for 'getting it'. It's a bizarre breed of virtue signaling among the wretched, poorly informed and poorly read. The hypocrisy, ignorance and lack of awareness that abounds in the 'fan' circles is painful to witness. But be assured, every one of them thinks they're a Rick.

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>>9390411

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>>9400226
>>9389475

Also, to contribute.

At 8-12 years old I wanted to be part of a Redwall feast.

Or the Elven bread from the Lord of The Rings.

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>>9389487

>>9400229
Imagine being so unhappy that you spend an hour compiling that shitpiece.

>>9400247
what's this PIZZA he's talking about?

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>>9398352
>>9400234
>tfw no more Redwall

>>9398051
I personally don't care for it because of how toxic the fanbase is
same reason I dislike MOBA's

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>>9395729
shit that's the good stuff

>>9398302
I made this mayo based sauce that's fucking amazing on everything
probably that

>>9400403
imagine being so autistic that you care about something like that

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I wish I could get some real lobster instead of the shitty frozen stuff

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>>9392675

>>9400567
f2p noob, not even swordies?

>>9400610
listen here nigger I bought about 2000 lobsters and it took me 2 years to be rid of them all

>>9392091
It always bothered me how Frodo and Sam ate like half of a slice at a time.

>>9400614
They're hobbits.
Eating a lot is like one of their key traits.

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Hasperat. A real spicy one.

>>9400563
I have sympathy for my fellow man.

>>9396799
>>9398637
Dude... It's bread crumbs...

>>9398939
this desu

>>9389475
Mix sprite and dark rum. It tastes buttery and delicious and damn close to the butterbeer they have at the wizarding world of harry potter

>>9389713
>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

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>>9389487

ya got my vote

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>>9390924

Romulan Hair Pie

The coffee sludge shit in Monsters inc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF6JQHQcykQ

I would like to try nuka cola quantom

>>9394084
You can harvest it from humans but it comes with a price. Trust me. Don't do it.

>>9389487
>cunt
>not eating her ass instead
Are you queer, anon?

>>9398772
this is pasta, right?

>>9391515
Weird. I always imagined those would be like chocolate covered crispy chicken bones.

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ive always wanted to try two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>9392072
stick em in a stew

Spice from dune, about 100 tons of it.

>>9396693
Man, I'm tempted to make something like this, but have no idea what kind of flavor profile to go for. I mean could just do a light miso broth and use food dye, but that seems too easy.

>>9402322
mcbain.jpg

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This and some bloodwine to wash away the memory of what I just ate.

>>9403625
Absolutely fuck Dune and Herbert's corpse. I mean fuck him with a cactus. Have you read the series to the end? I have never been so disgusted at a book series. Literally finished the last page of the last book, gathered them all up, and threw them into the garbage. Didn't donate them for fear that someone else would make the same mistake. Fuck Dune

>>9398590
This, absolutely.

>>9400633
aka that dude's sandwich wrap he brought to set for lunch. Also in DS9 they turn it into a pie or some shit.

>>9403852
It was hasperat souffle, noob.

>>9400003
He is. That fucktard linked a stolen video instead of giving Swee the views he deserves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>tfw checking out his never videos and things turned out exactly as you might expect.

>>9390512
the cake is a lie!

>>9403799
You better shut your fucking mouth boi

>>9390411
The fanbase displays rick as Bernie. That's all people really need to know.

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>>9389475
I always wanted to have one of these boars.

>>9403519
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>9392801
I always thought of mountain dew and pineapple.

>>9389475
Romulan Ale
Kanar
Zap Apple Jam
Apple Family Cider
Celestia Pancakes
The Milk of Paradise

>>9404539
Considering how hard you're defending it I can only assume one of 2 things. You read the first book and, rightfully so, think it's one of the greatest science fiction books of all time. Or, you read the whole series and are proud because you are one of (((them))). That's right people. All the time you would have spent reading a series that literally drops in quality badly from book to book, (Yes I know it was his kid writing it, but did so using his notes and outlines. This has been confirmed that it was actually Frank's original idea), you get to the end of the series and realize that everything happened in protection of and for the continuance of the last group of goddamn jews in the universe that are still basically screaming at the top of their lungs that they are the chosen people, but in the shadows because the whole universe has tried to kill them off. That's right. Dune is basically one big expanded Diary of Anne Frank. Absolutely fuck that noise.

Feed me I'm so fucking hungry

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Get serious guys.

>>9400229
i have more fun watching rick and morty for all its flaws than the bitter person who spent the time making this

>>9402811
Is that real?

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>>9398352
oh goddamn, I loved those books
The descriptions of food always made me hungry

>>9405461
>Considering how hard you're defending
>177 word retort to a 7 word shitpost

I believe there is an asymmetry to the levels of obsession at play here.

>>9398302
honey mustard

>>9390567
fuggg it more like it

>>9399503
What about bustanut bars?

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I vaguely remember them actually selling these at some point but that might just be my imagination

>>9406841
It's not your imagination.

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everything in this scene. they even managed to make the nonexistent food look good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPCzjHPS--U

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the grub scene from lion king managed to make bugs look tasty too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqREvb2VTjw

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>>9389475
Anything cooked by Little Chef

>>9390417
So.. ham and squid rings?

pretty much all anime food
those crazy japs sure know how to draw delicious looking shit

>>9390778
>>9397741
>You will never eat a bowl of Bachelor Chow with a Slurm

>>9400633
Goddamn I've always wanted a spicy Hasperat™

Green eggs and ham

>>9406871
find an old nip lady to make you food because it's about as good as it looks

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>>9389679
The first two films are prime loli Hermione, but the Prisoner of Azkaban is probably the creme de la creme and the best of both worlds

>>9391525
Your best bet would probably be a bone-in ham.

>>9393066
I always imagined Brahmin would be really well marbled.

>>9407432
yea she was pretty top tier 10/10, especially with the time travel scene thingy and beating up malfoy

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>>9390797
I don't have a standing ovation reaction image yet but I'm going to download one just for this picture

>>9406489
They didn't say it was bad, they said it was reddit. It's heavily implied it's terrible, but this stuff only makes up so much of the show.
Learn to read faggot

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Juice of sapho

>>9389475
Nuka Cola

>>9390486
You just dump a scoop in the beer? Sounds tasty

>>9408678
Wasn't that really bitter?
I'd rather try melange. It was described as having kind of a cinnamon taste. I used to drink coffee with a little cinnamon in while reading those books. Good times.

>>9389594
fucking normies ruin everything

>>9389492
>>9393329
The way he talks isn't real.