Hey ck

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>>9388353
>I want to get drunk with my elder neighbors with cancer

>>9388353
I know shit about wine but bring along some good cheese (not that supermarket shit) and bread to go with it, cut everything in pieces and put it in a wooden board for best outcome. Best wishes for that poor woman.

>>9388353
Also, alcohol might not be a good option 'cause of medication. It's usually incompatible.

>>9388368
>>9388379
Look I know they drink and it's only one of them with cancer. They may have even taken up smoking pot. Also, whatever, they have good times over there even if it is just the two of them now. I want to share a little of the good times with them before she leaves us and he turns into that weird French hermit

>>9388353
one quick google for "alcohol with chemo"

' I never drank during chemo until my chemo nurse, as I neared the end of treatment, told me that "a glass, even two, of wine won't hurt you."
Well, she was misinformed! It won't hurt you only under the following circumstances:
That you are well hydrated, with enough water;

That you are drinking wine, preferably red, and only one glass;

That you are drinking WITH a meal; alone, alchol will raise your blood sugar much too quickly, bad for cancer patients

That your blood PLATELETS are not extremely low; if they are, you endanger yourself by further thinning them with alcohol.'


you're 33 this shouldnt be a thing man
no hard liquor

bring a nice brie or camembert, maybe a bread from the local bakery, martinelli's or a light red, or a pastry with fruit or chocolate from a good shop

best of luck though

>>9388386
DUDE

>oh hello pardon the intrusion I was just wondering if you and your dying wife will drink with me I brought some wine what are we having for dinner?

>>9388393
Dude
>>9388391
It's really more for his sake than her's. From what I could gather, death is imminent for her. The man has been a public bus driver for, as far as I know, forever and I've watched as their back yard transformed from nothing to a beautiful garden with several more-than-temporary tents where they used to drink (wine?) and listen to their shortwave radio

>>9388401
It's really been more than just a casual superficial relationship. I wouldn't be asking otherwise

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>escaping from the Nazi's

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Bring them an american wine and print out the wikipedia on "the judgment of paris". Make sure to americanise your pronunciation of anything even remotely french-sounding. For instance if you were going to say "merlot" pronounce it "merlought". If they correct you, tell them this is america and y'all had damm well better get yousta it.

Also be sure to explain to the husband that he shouldn't feel bad because death is just a part of life. Same goes for the wife. If they express sadness, you should exhibit a haughty contempt. In this way they will come to see you as some sort of eastern type spiritual master and through your wisdom they will no longer see the need to be such debbie downers.

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Don't forget to show up with matching gifts for the misses and mister anon.

>>9388714
I'll bet you thought this was really witty and funny as you were typing this.

Just bring some cognac and be done with it.

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I AM NOT DRINKING MERLOUGHT

>>9388353
France is my neighbor country and I know them pretty well and they love to drink, try to find some pastis (ricard) or absynthe both have an anise taste.

Or try Armagnac or Calvados.

Also get some foie gras and confit d'oignons with soft toasts.

France is muslim now so just bring a niqab, a quran and an explosive belt. she'll be fine.