check out this new sip I just bought. post your fav sip ITT
>>9386768
You should shove that energy drink can up your ass Rupert
MOOOODDDDSSSS
>>9387293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nazm3_OXac
>drinking the liquid jew
>>9387307
>complains about the "liquid jew"
>post a pic of tea made and owned by Coca-Cola
step your game up #sadboys
>>9387348
>sadboys
is it 2011 again?
>>9387365
Fuck off
Unknown Death wasn't even introduced until 2013
>>9387348
I have only seen the Blueberry White flavor while in Germany for work. I wish it were available by me.
>>9387513
4 years is like a century in internet time, mate
>>9387534
May be a century, but it certainly isn't six years
>making your kidneys process all the extra crap in those
Pic related for me. Enjoy your cancer.
Is this the new sip general? I'm a dedicated sipboy and I'm looking for the latest sip general.
>>9387670
quite a poor one...but it'll do
who midnight sipping here?
Guys I take Klonopin. Will having Monster with it do anything bad?
>sips in Canada say zero sugar but have 10 calories
Is there a reason for this? I feel as if I'm getting cheated out of genuine sips.
Rate
>>9388171
>Blue Rockstar
Shit
>Purple Rockstar
Shit
>The Doctor
Shiiit
>Original Monster
shiit
>>9388190
These were the only ones available for free delivery. Please forgive me.
>>9388196
Have you actually had any of them before? It's as if you cherry picked the literal worst flavours. If you haven't tried them before, do yourself a favour and don't. The Doctor is especially disgusting.
alright /sip/, going to try my first Monster White sip.
I hate you all for shilling this shit constantly.
>>9388190
original mosnter is goat you faggot
>>9388207
They're preddy gud
>>9388203
I don't think I've had any of these flavours. I've never had Rockstar before and I've only ever had the sugar free Monster Energy Ultra before.
>>9388208
Your mother is a goat you faggit
>>9388203
Also, what would you say are the best flavours?
>>9388214
You're better off just buying the good flavours in person then. But then again, I can't decide what you do and don't like; you might enjoy them.
>>9388221
Personally, i like the white ultra and the punch monster because they don't taste like generic enery drink shit. Ultra red was pretty good, too. Never been a fan of rockstar apart from one which i can't remember the name of. An6way, it's up to you to decide what you like, just try what looks appealing.
>>9388209
I have to say they are pretty good.
>Dirty Euros are so uneducated that they fall for the energy drink meme
No wonder Mohammed & Ahmed are killing you fuckers van by van.
>>9388243
this is an american meme, but whatever
>>9386768
My favorite sips
>when you waiting for your weekly sipment
I absolutely love rockstar guava. it has a nice flavor and aftertaste, I really like the aftertaste of slightly sour drinks that aren't citrus flavor. got any recommendations?
also, am I a pleb for liking rockstar guava?
>>9388085
the maple syrup from the atmosphere condensates onto the lid and you consume it when you sip.
>>9388085
S I P B O Y S
>>9388380
>Yellow /sips/
TrueConnoisseur™ Approved
>>9388380
fat sweaty fingers typed this post
>>9388380
runt
wat r the top 3 sip flavours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0
>>9388380
runt
>>9388380
runt
>>9388380
fuck off runt dickhead
wtf is this runt shit
HOWLING in disbelief at you invertebrates
>>9388380
runt
best sips
https://www.youtube.com/user/YogscastSips
>be a non sipper
>spend more time spamming these threads than sippers do
>>9388380
runtster
>>9388729
Right on, man. Shit is expensive but the meme is priceless.
>>9388085
Packaging laws. The US allows you to round down below the nearest 5 calories but Canada requires you to round up to the nearest 10. So it's about 4 calories but has to be rounded differently.
>>9388380
How many cans are you getting for almost $40? It better be at least 20 fuck.
>>9389302
>>9388943
those are 24 cans per box. I know this because I order the same thing for the shit show that is my life.
r8?
>>9387307
>with real sugar
>>9389377
>dat feeling when you first open a mega monster
>dat pop
>dat cloud of carbon dioxide
I've had a horrible day. All I wanted was a /sip/, haven't had one in month. Shop had none, all they had was Red Bull, cheap 50p energy drinks and Rockstar.
I got a blue raspberry Rockstar. I'm not doing okay, boyz. Pic related.
>>9389383
Nothing else like it in this world
Get your ultimate beetus bucket at Dublin Dognuts!
>>9389374
its cheaper than any store price surprisingly
Picked up an Ultra Blue. Haven't had an unpleasant /sip/ yet. Though.
>>9389562
Just did. This is kinda poop desu.
>>9389463
The one near me isn't advertising Monster it's using Nos instead.
>>9389568
It says NOS is only at select locations
>>9387513
>caring about yung lean
>currentyear
:')
>>9389788
>>9388889
>shit is expensive
Coke is more expensive than monster and rockstar
>mfw getting my sips tomorrow
>>9388380
runt
>>9390477
cunt
>tfw pork chops, mashed potatoes, and blue sips
Is this a good sip?
>>9390876
That's not even a sip, bro.
>>9388380
>ultra citron, 8 bucks per sip
Jesus you fell for the meme. Walgreens down the street from me has some on the shelf.
>tfw 2 for $4
>>9390919
>>9388171
Four cans is 3 Euro? WTF is this?
>>9386768
This or malt liquor
Big sips before work!
>>9387348
Pomgreen/bluwhite master race
no quippies before ive had my sippies normalnig
>>9386768
did /sips/ get moved from /fit/?
first time on /ck/
>mfw sippin & coding
saw a fellow sipper buying his daily sips before work this morning. he even looked back to check out my cans.
we’re growing
>>9392644
/sips might have been a great preworkout but they are fundamentally food&cooking worthy. One might say, on an existential level, that even though the meme began elsewhere - the /sips/ have finally come home.
>that first sip of the early morning commute
No hot water when I was camping last weekend so I couldn't make a coffee.
Sips has my back.
>>9392644
It started simultaneously on /fit/ and /ck/ last summer but it blew up only on /fit/. Now it's basically banned on /fit/ because (1) the many /pol/ crossovers who populate /fit/ report it as (((shilling))) and (2) the new janitors are fucking morons. Luckily though, it finally took root over here on /ck/ around the same time that it became absolutely forbidden on /fit/. So we once again have a reliable source of sips OC and weekly generals, and they rarely devolve into inane arguments about whether it's a meme or a vast Jewish conspiracy to sell a few more cans of energy drinks at gas stations (fuck /pol/, and fuck you if you came here from /pol/ and aren't ashamed of that shit). So it's arguably better now than it was six months ago. Thanks, /ck/.
S I P B O Y S
>>9388171
the doctor is good
This meme is retarded
>>9393138
This post was brought to you by Monster®
>>9393138
we should start reportin these on /ck/ as well, because they ARE shilling threads.
>>9392815
>No hot water when I was camping
Wasn't there even an outlet you could plug a kettle into? What kind of shit camp spot was it?
>>9393278
>>he thinks "camping" involves electricity
You're doing it wrong bro. There shouldn't be any source of electric power for at least 10 miles in any direction.
>>9392815
Sipping is superior to coffee but even I have to admit that if you're camping and don't take the opportunity to make campfire coffee you've wasted your trip
>>9388380
runt
>>9393307
not /pol/ at all, but these monster threads are advertisement threads. That's all there is to it?
How much does monster pay you?
Let's report these threads as the advertisements that they are
>>9393278
>>9393327
Not /pol/, just a newfag. Got it.
>>9393327
>100 replies
>70 unique poster
Uh, sorry you forgot what shilling was, pol bro.
>>9392056
Thats a big boy /sip/ anon. You sure you can finish it all?
I only do Mean Beans anymore. I find the regular ones too sweet and the other coffee ones have an odd aftertaste. Gotta get them at Dollar General/Dollar Store for dem $2 sips.
me and my reddit friends love sips
>>9394201
Real cute red bull shill. Nice try.
>>9394201
red dull drinkers not allowed
>work at dominos
>monster is going to be sold from here soon
>the orders got mixed up
>had to drive across town to give the other dominos half our monster stock
>kept two four packs to myself
>don't even like soda
>they are still in my fridge
>>9395214
>monster is going to be sold from here soon
Just one more small step in concurring the world's thirst.
Hurricane Irma Protip: If you live in Florida and everyone is already out of bottled water, check the energy drink aisle. The human body can sustain itself almost indefinitely on Monster Energy™ and Monster Energy Ultra™ brand energy drinks as a replacement for water, should the need arise. Hurricane Irma, Unleash the Beast.™
>>9395396
>concurring
sippers, everyone.
>>9392807
M A N U A L B O I S
finished my weekly sip rations in 2 days, and now I have nothing until the weekend that I go buy groceries.
>mfw feeling slow
>>9388085
Everybody is wrong. It's because the aritifcal sweetners actually have calories in them. But you body doesn't process the sugar once digested so the sweeter might have ten calories but once digested has none
>all these low-caffeine beta buck cucks
please tell me I'm not the only one sipping like a pro over here
Any ausfags know where to get anything other than Zero Ultra or Sunrise, without spending $100 on shipping from the US?
>>9395890
>Redbullies on suicide watch because of autocorrect
This is the world sippers have to live in because its the only one we have.
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9396152
That's not a sip you newfag.
>>9395846
kek
Maga
Sips over Boston
>>9397131
Study sippin, finals week last semester
>>9395214
They even sell it at white castle castle now
Dont mind me, just enjoying some classic sips
Sip boys.
I drunkenly ordered sips on Amazon last night, normally just buy them at a gas station.
>swervin on them sips
>when the refill package arrives
https://youtu.be/6ySfpOfp6Yk
>>9388380
Expensive but easily the best sips in the world
>>9397752
>he puts bawls in his mouth
>>9397752
>high fructose corn syrup
>72 grams of sugar
The weekly sip thread has finally been made worthy of pic related. When will nonsippers learn?
>>9397845
Sad!
>>9396920
>being this much of a low-caffeine cuck
lmao
FOUND IT, LADS
>>9397845
Wait, you're telling me that they charge ridiculous shipping fees and the product doesn't even use real sugar? LAWL
>>9398004
Where?
>>9398134
7-11
>>9387293
That's in Glasgow I've had it! They also have strongbow dark fruits flavour
Drinking Jack and Coke along with the white sip. What am I in for?
>>9398849
Cop a 40 instead
>>9399128
>single monitor setup
lel
>>9399210
It's uni
Here's home, asshat
Hurricane Irma is knocking. Sip them if you've got them, boys.
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9387576
water is a drink that drink drinks just as salad is the food that food eats
>>9386768
>>9387293
>>9387300
>>9388085
>>9388380
>>9388607
>>9389302
>>9389377
>>9389389
>>9389463
>>9390787
>>9390922
>>9392056
>>9392794
>>9392807
>>9392815
>>9393138
>>9395110
>>9396152
>>9397131
>>9397136
>>9397339
>>9397352
>>9397465
>>9397514
>>9397752
>>9397864
>>9398004
>>9398849
>>9399629
So much shit taste on /ck/, it's painful to see so many people this deluded.
Pic related is what keeps me pumped while I pound on people at the gym pretending I have a real shot at becoming the next UFC champ.
Well, that and the seething rage I feel at almost every other living thing.
>>9386768
you've just been #blessed by Lewis ''this is the best crowd ever'' GOAT chocoosenna Hamilton
>>9400195
>deluded
>pretending I have a real shot at becoming the next UFC champ.
Yup
i need to know asap right now
emergency
red alert
what flavor of sip should i buy while im out
>>9400723
dammit! I cant wait!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9400737
Try ultra violet or go with the classic ultra zero
>>9400723
Orange
>>9398004
My local Speedway always has this in stock but I prefer real sips
Where is the best place to hunt yellow sips?
Is it walgreens?
>>9400841
Shell gas stations in California.
>>9400841
Try any public urinal
saw a qt waiting for the train this morning drinking a can with a straw. I thought about discussing her choice of flavour and decision to use a straw but instead just stared for a while.
>>9400914
Which color was it?
>>9400914
Alpha as fuck.
>>9400962
Be nice. SIPBOYS are inclusive. We don't make fun of other sippers. If you are going to critique someone on their sipping and lifestyle choices you should do so in a constructive manner.
Anon, next time. Just go talk to the girl. Suggest to her that the only correct choice is no calorie sips and you approve of her fine taste. Tell her that you prefer white and let her know that you have never tried it with a straw, but would be willing to try it out. This shows that you are an open minded alpha male who knows his sips.
>>9401190
t. beta cuck
>>9401280
Listen, ok. I get around pretty OK with the ladies. I know the best ladies. I make deals with the ladies. I love closing deals with the ladies. OK. Believe me. Nobody does better with the ladies.
>>9400837
I like to try them all
>>9389380
kek, noticed it too. the should've also added "non fat".
>>9390922
>tfw they only sell original and ultra in my local shops.
I'm kinda done with ultra. Fake sugar or not, it's too sweet.
>>9398004
So finally cracked this open, it's citrus-like similar to ultra white by my god is it sweet. Did not like, would not buy again, 1/10
I may have had too many sips today lads.
>>9401695
ABSO
my first sip of the day senpai
>>9401802
>trash sip taste
REEEEEEEEEE
you out there with your low-cal bullshit when the big boys be playing with full sugar MOTHER of an energy kick cunts
>>9401769
LUTE
>>9401849
What the fuck are sips?
>>9401884
Why the fuck are you posting, newfag? Lurk more.
>>9401884
lurk less
>>9401825
MADMAN
>>9401884
Sips are Monster Energy Ultra™ branded energy drinks. Key features are 160mg of caffeine, 200% daily value of 4 different B vitamins and no sugar or calories. Not to mention a host of other micro and macro nutrients to help you stay healthy and energized. You see, Monster Energy Ultra™ is more than just a sip, it's a lifestyle. Other products may come close, but there is only one energy drink that we have affectionately called the one true sip.
>>9401884
its a forced meme from monster shills.........its tiresome
>>9401958
>butt devastated red bull shill detected
>>9401961
proving my point.....coudnt give a shit about energy drinks, no one does this much unless its shilling
>>9401973
Or shitposting.
>>9401973
>Red Bull shill hates his job
>>9402118
>go to store.
>monster almost sold out as usual
>empty the monster shelve again
>want some more
>maybe add some red bulls?
>monster 355ml can 79 cents
>redbull 2x250ml cans 2.39
Fuck that shit, red bull needs to pay their shills less and lower the price instead.
having the first sip of my life
>>9401958
>>9401973
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9401695
Just stocked up for the week again
>>9401802
They have sips in Europe?
Do the sweeteners in these cause cancer?
>>9388171
>The Doctor
one of my faves tbph. patrician sip
>>9403257
Yes. sipbois are cancer
>>9387530
Rite-Aid carries it regularly.
>>9403144
Someone is grumpy. Try a Monster Energy Ultra™, friend. It'll help you put those gloomy feelings behind you.
>>9399597
Why do you have all that old junk on your desk?
>>9403144
this is the worst picture I have ever seen on 4chan
>>9403159
Yes, it's safe to come over.
>>9401695
that a wawa bag???
>2 megasips for $6
Hurricane Irma hits tomorrow. Going out to the store for sips is pretty much impossible in +110 mph winds. First responders won't be able to bring you sips either. Remember to stock up now so you can Unleash the Beast™, while the beast unleashes on you.
hello there
>>9404623
A toast to you good sir! Jolly good!
>S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
that first sip my dudes
>>9386768
Who here /generic sip/?
It's not as good, but it's half the price.
>>9386768
Just had my first sip, underwhelming desu but im not addicted to caffeine so idk.
>>9404897
Is it 0 calories 1 carb?
>>9404623
Where do you buy your /sip/?
>>9406002
no it's fuckin pleb aldi poorfag shit, he could at least be getting rockstar pure zero
>>9404623
Got the exact same cans yesterday, 24 of both.
>>9388171
blue rockstar is the best fucky energy drink out there
This meme is retarded
>>9406255
So? All memes are retarded
>>9406269
This meme is retarded
>>9406306
No u
>>9406323
This meme is retarded
>>9406008
amazon
>>9406332
No u
>>9406255
Your mom is retarded.
>>9404623
That's a lotta sips.
>>9405100
S I P B O Y S
2 0 1 7
I found my favourite sip online even after it was discontinued a year ago!
Stocked up
Where to start lads?
>>9407391
Tropical is bretty gud
How many Monster sips are out there? I read somewhere 36.
Had 6 different ones.
>>9407672
>36
36?!
Made the mistake of buying this shit today, just thought I'd post it as a warning to others.
I didn't think it was possible to make a drink worse than redbull but somehow they did it.
>>9407334
source?
When the sips get to be too much.
>>9407832
You should photo shop a picture like the faces of meth ones. Before sips and after sips.
>>9407884
Hue hue hue
>>9407832
>only one sip left
>>9407900
>>9407391
>nonsipper
>>9407334
we still get that in the UK. bubbleburst (blue) is better imho. it was the sip that got me sipping
Why are these blatant shilling threads allowed
>>9407884
kek
>>9408597
Sorry you don't understand what "food and cooking" means.
>sitting in communal kitchen
>group of girls start making fun of my monster cans
I WAS TOLD WE WERE COOL!!!!!
>>9409408
Sure, but if you carry around a trolley full of cans then that's going to look weird.
>>9386768
For me it's the Yellow sips. I also like White aswell.
>>9392744
>tfw your sip spills on your keyboard
Is it true that sips will stunt growth?
>>9407884
thats correct im an expert trust me
>>9403020
Kino as fuck
>>9409468
Sips are /tv/ cancer
I knew it!
>>9409473
/tv/ is the greatest board on this site, brainlet.
>>9409479
Your own post proves you wrong
My brain is bigger than yours
Represent.
Crafted my negroes.
>>9409744
That shit is patrician, you try the White one?
alright, i probably will not get any serious answers but let's do this.
I never tried energy drink, i bought some rockstar 12*500ml on amazon and i want to know if the taste is good, also if it makes your body feel energetic for real.
>>9409775
Rockstar pure zero is OK, but if you got the default Rockstar flavor I feel bad for you because it's very disgusting sugary.
Energy drinks do not really provide much energy, about the same as coffee. If you want actual energy you need a good diet or pre-workout supplements which work well for energy.
I'm not trying 2 turn u off sips because I enjoy the B vitamins and other essential vitamins with none of the sugar and calories contained in every Monster ultra. Unleash the beast, there really is no substitute for the first sip of the day.
>>9409766
White one's aight, I prefer ultra white. I gave the Crafted™ a shot bc I like the dark berry but I'm not big on either.
I'm at school and away from my precious manhattan specials, help.
>>9409819
Quick question, what do you think a sip actually is?
>>9407751
Sorry my dude, I bought the last three crates off Amazon
>>9408587
Send me blues plz
>>9409744
Not sour enough
>>9409829
Zero calorie zero sugar Monster
>>9409935
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9410179
S I P B O Y S
>>9410513
SIPBOY breakfast of champions!
http://www.strawpoll.me/13906602
Pick your sip
>>9403144
>>9411263
>no choice for manjizz
Way to alienate all your fellow sippers, dumbfuck.
>>9397752
Imagine spending 50 bucks on energy drinks.
im becoming an addict.
>>9412708
i don’t have to imagine
>People still calling full sugar shit sips
yea and we went down sippin... like sonny liston
>>9413197
only fit sips are 0 sugar
ck sips can have sugar
>>9413250
Retard.
>>9389380
>Americans
>>9413245
>Faze
Fgt
>>9413250
A new school of thought emerges... Either way, we can all agree - sips are only Monster Energy™ branded energy drinks. Redcucks can fuck off.
>>9388207
I just bought a can of Monster white cause of all the shilling here, it is a very bland taste, very generic. It tastes alot like aspartaam. 2/10 would not buy again.
>>9411420
Beetus juice ain't sips
>>9413303
this
S I P B O I S 2 0 1 7
>>9413303
same with rockfags.
>>9413302
:'( they don't have virtus pro sippy cups and fuck flipside
>>9411163
That first sip of the early evening is touching my soul. This white sip actually got me a little jittery. I had too much coffee this morning and drank the first half of this a little too quick. Gonna hang onto the rest of it and drink it over ice. Sipper style.
>>9387348
Name a better /sip/ than Arizona that beats it in flavor and A E S T H E T I C
>>9413490
Arizona isn't even a sip, so.... Literally any sip flavor is a better sip in every way.
>>9413629
S I P B O Y S
>>9413775
>Silver Top Rare Sips
Sip-diddly to you neighbor sipper!
This meme is retarded
>>9414109
but tasty
>>9414109
For me, its gotta be the sips meme. The tastiest energy drink meme.
>>9413490
sips have to be carbonated
>>9414170
>costanzaface.jpg
>>9414186
you dont sip those
you chug them
>>9414186
Not technically a sip because its not a Monster Energy Ultra™ branded drink. But it won't bring you the same ridicule as posting redcuck or cockstar unless you're being some sort of precocious little symantic shit about it - which you are.
>>9400195
Frostberry is the best of this brand
>>9411263
>No votes for ultra blue or ultra violet.
>mfw I just bought one of each (tfw 2 for $4) to try something new
>>9414186
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9404623
can you post code on bottom of can.
can i get just a *quick* little rundown on this meme
>>9416265
>>9416265
Advertisement
>>9416265
It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.
>>9416497
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
Anyone else really like this one? Is it only available in Europe or what?
>>9416632
no. it's crap desu fäm.
>>9416497
oh, so its one of those generals that will eventually get habitually deleted by the jans and then form a spinoff board, cool
>>9416650
you need to take a sip buddy.
>>9416650
take a nap napboy, shits not getting deleted.
>>9416650
>form a spinoff board
I'm glad you realize its big enough to be its own topic, but it belongs under food and cooking where it is.
>>9416769
and sc2 belonged in /vg/ ;)
Got my first sip of the day. Sipology.
>>9417009
I'm here from reddit. What does this mean?
>>9417009
South Carolinas 2nd confessional district is obviously /pol. You've been outted /pol shill! Get back to your containment board!
>It's finally avaliable where I live..
Feel like crying lads, can't wait for the first sip. Haven't one in 3 months.
>>9417489
cheers bro
opening rite now
>>9417494
But these threads talk about the drink, the contents, the lifestyle. There are very few, if any, bot like posts - and a lot of OC generated constantly. Stories about the sip life abound while interesting sippers chronical their daily sip routines. In some ways, these are the best threads on /ck.
>>9417543
Cheers fellow /sip/per.
>>9417588
just you wait
just you wait...
>>9417588
>Stories about the sip life
guys dunno about you but if i down 3 sips a day the next morning i get an unsatiable rock hard boner.
no, it's not the usual morning wood, desu i rarely wake up with that.
>>9417489
>Feel like crying lads, can't wait for the first sip. Haven't one in 3 months.