Who here /moldy bread/?

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>house sit for like a month
>buy my own bread and store it on the counter
>never look in the bread bin
>cleaning up the day before notice the bread bin
>peak inside

>>9384863
What the fuck is this board

>>9384884
this actually happened to me house sitting
>come home
>the power cuts off
>making a sandwich by candlelight
>mmm mmm turkey and swiss
>bread feels funny
>get close to candles
>mold all over one end

I ate the non moldy side but I still threw the sandwich away after 1 bite and paniced for 20 minutes while drinking whiskey thinking Im gonna be sick.

>>9384909
Did you died?

>>9384931
nothing happened and Im pretty sure I ate at least some mold.

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>>9384863
God damn mold thinking it can just eat my bread.

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>>9384885
>wa la

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>Renting a flat while attending college with a friend
>Both of us are heading back home over the summer
>I'm leaving first
>"Don't forget to clear out the fridge, toss the bread, etc before you leave alright?"
>"Well duh Anon, see you later!"
>Two and a half months later
>First to arrive back at the flat, groceries in hand
>Open bread box
>A big fat jolly LOG of mold stares back at me
>"no, please, no"
>But I must
>Open the fridge

>go into fridge
>find some almond milk that I bought for something I don't remember
>expiration date is still 4 days away
>smell it
>smells like not normal milk
>just a bit left so start drinking it out of the carton
>feel something solid hit lip
>the fuck is this?
>pour it out into the sink
>giant chunk of black mold was floating inside
>well fuck
>drink some salt water to induce vomiting
>don't get sick either way
>never drink that shit again

>be in the army
>first day in new platoon
>my team leader comes in to my room for a barracks inspection
>notices my cookie jar, asks if he can have one
>forgot that the cookies in there were from my mom like 9 months ago
>say sure
>grabs in and stuff it in his mouth without looking
>spits it back out
>completely covered in mold
>makes me do push ups
>tfw it was worth it

>>9386552
>team leader notices my cookie jar, asks if he can have one
>completely covered in mold

Is that why you were put on point and had your balls and dick blown off by an IED while fighting for the (((United States)))?

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>>9386505
>giant chunk of black mold

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9384931
>>9385361
Nothing will happen if you eat mold.

>Make sandwich
>outlook good
>bite into it
>tastes funny
>Turn it
>completely covered in mold on the other side
Never retched so hard in my life.

>>9386976
no but it's why I made 40k a year at 21 years old, got to shoot brown people, did a ton of gun smithing and shooting courses that would cost thousands or not allowed for civilians to attend and am now going to college for free for a degree I don't even need and getting a job that starts at 90k.

I would be just as mad as you if I was too stupid to not use life's opportunities.

A nice dose of penicillin. Only eat moldy bread with an infection, clears that shit right up.

>>9389275
Death is eternal nothing happening.

>>9389361
>40k
Kek

>bring foccacia to work
>its full of herbs and spices
>eat almost everything
>start to wonder why it tasted so weird
>realize the herbs is actually mold, not herbs.

Gotta keep sprouted wheat bread in the fridge/freezer.

I swear that bread goes moldy as soon as you turn your back on it.

>>9390526
If your bread is getting moldy that only happens if it is in a moist enviornment. Don't put it in a sealed plastic bag or container. That traps moisture and causes mold. Keep it in something that can breathe a little. A wooden breadbox or a brown paper sack is idea.

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>>9390530

I suspect sprouted wheat bread has a higher water content than normal bread. It's gonna be a perfect fungal host even if you let it breathe.