I've brought the simple lunch you requested, my lord.

>>9384205
These aren't tendies.
What's that green shit?
I want ketchup.
Remove this filth immediately.

I wouldn't mind that as a quick simple lunch to be honest. Hot dogs look cooked well. Buns are toasted. Fries may need some work but it's a quick simple lunch so who cares? Just get rid of the relish and make it ketchup and it's on.

Make them chili dogs and I'll eat it

>>9384422
Ketchup? I don't really like ketchup on hotdogs, it just tastes funky. Mustard, relish and diced onion for me.

Two hot dogs for one person? You fat piece of shit

YOU NEED SOME FIBER IN THAT LUNCH

OP, I have some terrible news. There's a hair in your shitty little pot of mashed grapes.

>>9384467
That's a pickle pube

>>9384430
What was the point of humanity taking over the world and developing vast infrastructure to bring the finest and freshest foods from thousands of miles away to my table, if I don't get to be fat and happy?

>>9384557
>finest and freshest
>pig lips and assholes

>>9384568
>being a picky eater

>>9384205
Nice chinese food you china ass bitch. Go back to china

>>9384742
a reverse image search shows that this came from the Howard Johnson's (who knew there were any left) in Lake George NY. you can't get much more american than that

>>9384752
type what you like bitch all i see is ching chong ding dong

>>9384754
you should get new glasses

>>9384758
Eat some rice about it

>>9384429
my nigga

Why would I, as a lord, want a pleb lunch?

>>9384205
this is, unironically, decent

>>9384205
I'd smash. The food looks good too.

>>9384430
gee, bill

>>9384205
The best thing about this is that the bread is toasted on the inside.

>>9386735

if you've never tried that I recommend it (or both sides but soft in the middle)

>>9384430
A hot dog is less than 200 calories you starving african

>>9384430
found the skinny cuck

Who left these sandwiches here?

>>9384205
Literally my lunch today.

>>9384205
Would eat. My only request would be for some spicy mustard.

>>9384205
hot dogs are such a shitty food

like 80% of the meal is basically bread

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>>9384205

>>9384205
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FRIED ONIONS

Get it right or get it tight.

>>9384205
My peepee is bigger desu...
~___°

>>9387706
You're a shitty poster.

Like 80% of your replies are basically cancer.

>>9384205
WHAT IS THE GREEN SHIT???

>>9388494
Well it's hotdogs, so I would imagine it is relish.

>>9388505
WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU, YOU CAVALIER DEVIL MAY CARE MOTHERFUCkING COCK SMOKER

It took some time but i finally found the best hot dog buns. The brand is open nature, relatively short list of ingredients compared to other shit like sara lee and orowheat. No soy either, was the only one i found. Hot dogs should go without saying but for the unenlightened, it has to be a nathans brand hot dog.

grill or broil for 6-9 minutes, however fucking lazy youre feeling. dice up some onion in the mean time and prepare some mustard. for me its frenchs yellow.

You will need 2 of these AT LEAST unless youre a skinny vegan nu male soyboy. i love the taste and texture of hot dogs but unfortunately they just arent that filling

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>>9388511
It's a fucking hotdog. It ain't fancy.

>>9388523
these are sick and have a million gross ingredients. no thanks. i eat hot dogs a few times a week so i had to actually make an attempt to find healthier breads

>>9388532
Then I think you have more issues than just the buns.

>>9388534
nope. i got no problems friend

>>9388610
Protip: the people who say that always have the most serious issues made worse by the fact that they refuse to acknowledge them.
You are a burden.
Have a nice day.

*kisses fingers
magnifique

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>>9387427
As you requested, here is your spicy mustard.

>>9384205
Looks bretty good, just swap the relish for mustard and bbq and some ketchup for the fries and I'm down

>>9388523
>Not using superior New England-style bun
Pleb

>>9389030
what's so superior about it?

>>9387394
Are hotdogs sandwiches? Come on man

>>9388523
>Enriched Buns
What are "Enriched Buns"?

t. Europoor

>>9389773
Corn syrup & bleach are injected into every batch.

>>9386454
to play cards without having to put down your hand while you eat

>>9389773
Buns made from enriched flour. Enriched flour is normal flour that has vitamins and minerals added to it so poor people don't get vitamin deficiency.

>>9389872
Oh, ok. Sounds great at first, but kinda weird when you think about it?
Why did the company making this consider adding "good stuff" in the first place?

>>9384752
>(who knew there were any left)
Anon, I'm afraid that the one in Lake George is gone now. They replaced it with a shitty plaza in an already plaza-heavy area.

>>9389900
I don't know the history of it, but my guess is that it was done to combat some kind of trend of malnutrition. There are lots of examples of this. A lot of the breakfast cereals (especially the stuff for children) are enriched too. Most table salt is iodized, etc.

>>9389913
are you thinking of the Lake Placid one? there's a Yelp review for the Lake George one from just yesterday so either you're wrong or that reviewer was hallucinating

>>9388511
shit taste.
King's Hawaiian are the best hotdog buns and the brand should be local natural casing dogs. Most parts of the country have them. Nathan's are mushy crap.

>>9389991
My bad, I somehow mixed up the Lake Placid Howard Johnson's and Lake George's Montcalm restaurant.

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>>9388511

As Chicago-based gangster rapper lil' strawhat once said

Gold in my teeth
Buy ya moms a wreath
Have her ass in disbelief
Swag Vienna beef

Double rations? FANTASTIC!

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>>9390108
>the brand should be local natural casing dogs

Hear, hear. These are what we like in my part of the country.

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>>9384430
that plate is at most 800kcal

>>9389773
Abv. for culturally enriched i.e: they have nigger semen in them